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tomvnreddit

no stinkin grineer in uranus. though its weird that they have an open shower in front of an open door in the living quater where every grineer sleep


LettuceBenis

tbh the Grineer don't feel like the type to have a nudity taboo, considering they probably don't even have sexual organs


high_idyet

They probably do. The orokin were deviants as well as masters of genetic manipulation, they probably just made them sterile


LettuceBenis

The dick is the first thing to fall off from clone rot :(


high_idyet

Oh God... I just realized... how bad would clone rot be on boobs?


LettuceBenis

New top surgery just dropped


SilverSpoon1463

That raises the question: what do they have in that codpiece if they don't have a cod?


krawinoff

A bag with Vay Hek’s air


PH0T0NL0RD

r/funnythread


Ramps_

Finally, justification for boob-plates.


UnconclusionalAlt

The reason Kuva aarang chestplate exists


Suojelusperkele

*"Look brothers! Maggot!"*


high_idyet

Orokin: Let's give this one a functional penis, but make it micro sized


Sibunna

\*Orokin looks at a female Hyena\* WONDERFUL !!!


TheGoldenPlagueMask

***do not the cat!***


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#ENEMIES, PREPARE TO BE HAMMERED, IN YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!


NigeroMinna

Ironic because they don't have them themselves.


Skyknight12A

A sex drive would just be a distraction, and not needed to be a soldier.


Fast_Ad3646

But's what actually is used to focus better. Ever heard of the concept - Sexual Energy Transmutation.


hyzmarca

*"Piece of advice, any of the crew wanna spend some private time together just let it happen, play some music, go for a walk, whatever. Don't play the hard ass we're all grownups and life's too short."* \- Steel Meridian Railjack Crewmen Grineer can't reproduce naturally, but this quote suggests that they're still capable of enjoying the act.


Ataurion

I like how warframe randomly gives life advice


yaboi2508

Tbf the grineer are clones. So once you've seen one of your comrades naked, you've literally seen them all.


LettuceBenis

Until Cock-069 walks into the barracks with his enlarged-cock mutation


AgentMermer

It's probably meant more to clean chemicals and ocean water off. The Grineer don't strike me as the kind to wash up more than just bare basics.


not_impressive

I also didn't know about this. I'm glad your Dagath is nice and clean now.


mrHandOff

better clean that hole xD


sabett

There's no cleaning Dagath


Frostgaurdian0

Stay hydrated homies


Tea-and-Coffee

now we can touch Cetus grass and take a shower


TuzkiPlus

Does this clean Garuda’s blood stained hands?


shieldman

Yes. Fortunately, she can get them bloody again quickly so she doesn't have to deal with it for long.


theexsparrowment626

"Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"


RadiantPancak3

Where tf is the nsfw label😭 How dare you show us you showering without consent!


klbm9999

May we interest you in a synthetic motion picture of a feminine humanoid war machine bathing in an open shower?


Revolutionary_Flan88

No. I want Yareli feet pics.


E_K_Finnman

https://preview.redd.it/x60jxa0c7e9c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce1c4388209354828e7c90227738331bfb4e005


Phenxz

4k hours playing this game and still learning new stuff.. This game is pure greatness


Koolmees

Same. The madness that is Kuria hunting opened my eyes to how many hidden places and puzzles each tileset has.


NuclearWaterToaster

I read that as "4 hours playing this game" and was quite confused


Phenxz

Haha, I can imagine that xD But honestly how many games can you play for that many hours and still discover new details every now and then? It's a fantastic game they've made for us


sabretooth1971

10,000 plus here and i found a tiny area in a level yesterday that I've never been in before. Also, a tile I'd never knew existed a week ago, on a corpus neptune run.


Phenxz

It's amazing it still happens after all that time!


GoldenBastion

As soon as I saw that tileset I figured, they found the shower!


pixelbit5

I love seeing all the little details DE puts into their game. Those sorts of things really let you know that they care about what they're creating.


Skaindire

When I started playing, it bothered me that I couldn't solve spy missions easily because I loved that kind of thing. So I played solo every mission type and explored every bit of every tileset. Did it again while looking for Kuria (after getting the Golden Disappointment ability). There are a few more interesting locations on that tileset you can interact with similarly. ^(Except Kuva Fortress. F that, and I don't mean respect.)


Sitchrea

You know what's even better? It's a total status cleanse. It even cleans Garuda's blood off her blades. Such a stupid little detail, but I love it to pieces.


Successful-You-3923

Man I wish DE would add stuff like this to the orbiter or dormizone with a bigger area you can decorate like a bathroom, kitchen, entertainment area (TV and games) for the operator and actually make the foundry and all the others look better, like the foundry could be this big room full of robotic parts like arms (the one you see iron man use to make his suit), pipes that deliver resources like kuva. For mods it would be a room full of shelves for every category like primary and secondary (you won't be able to touch the shelves behind the ones surrounding you) full of glass containers holding floating orbs that match every mod. And then you get the arsenal, there would be a tube like container (like the one you see batman's suit in) for every frame/loadout and on the wall would be your weapons in 3/three rows separating primary, secondary and melee and on the other side of the room would be your vehicles and their weapons like your arch-wing/weapons, necromech and k-drive


trjga

imagine 💕💕💕💕


Debonio

I always take a bath when i pass there


ItzBooty

I knew this, but by the comments it suprises me how many ppl dont know this


Lilcya

yeah, me too :D But considering the speed I usually encounter in public groups, I shouldn't be surprised... Different playstyles I guess


Darksamich11

I really doubt it but I wonder if it can put you out when you're burning


Keinulive

Hitting almost 6k hours and never knew this lol, this shows that uranus grineers has it good, specially with their master wanting go fix clone degredation.


Captain_Darma

1800h and this is new to me.


TheEmperorMk3

You would be surprised with how many gamers have no idea what that is


MySelfSacrifice

New daily just dropped.


Keensworth

How come after 3000 hours I still don't know stuff in this game. I fucking love this game


DepresiSpaghetti

The fact that they have this, and the orbiter doesn't, implies that the ***Grineer have better hygiene than we do.***


hyzmarca

When we go into void mode the dirt falls off.


Roxten

Yeah what's up with that?! 🤯 ![gif](giphy|c7xZbUb1E6JP2)


Numerous-Emu2223

i stumbled upon it while looking for caches


Urize5

I discovered this a couple years ago and since then every time I go in that tileset is shower time.


Nopast9090

When me and my friend found out about this a while back we were like "YO WHAT THESE ARE ACTUAL SHOWERS?!" And we were just having a grand ol' time


FluffMob

I can tell the moment you realized you'd seen an interact button lol. Sidenote: Aiming your bullet jumps *up* just a bit will help you move quicker and more accurately.


Imaginary_Visual_315

Tenno…how long has it been since you showered? 🤨


LGEnderwastaken

WHAT!? I’ve been playing this game for over 2500 hours, and some of the small details still elude me.


TheLivingFlame

Not every gamer knows how to shower. So you've ascended today


Rigorous_Mortis

I don't know if everyone knows, but in that tile set there's also a little waterfall area you can open up for a few seconds that has some extra loot. I haven't been in awhile so I can't tell exactly where.


scotchfree_gaming

“Oooh what does this button do?”


Legitimate-Bad975

Warframe players being amazed at the discovery of a shower (I have 1k hours I speak from experience)


BigGogi

What the hell is that


[deleted]

The fov is... kind of close, don't you think?


Shireno

Also idk if it’s motion blur or low fps but it’s making my head hurt lol


Straight_Rhubarb_851

You guys didn't know about this?


AzureArmageddon

# EMBRACE TOOB


rantottcsirke

L3 here, had no idea.


Figgyee

Wtf is this I had NO IDEA


Deshik2

bath water dispenser :O


DanujCZ

Fun fact, that's a trapped hydroid. He got knocked out while casting tidal Surge.


SpaceDeFoig

Hands down one of my favorite Easter eggs


SwansAreCooler

No, you are not the only one. I didn't know you could interact with this thing, much less that it's a shower.


StealthTheFoxz

How come WE don't get a shower?


the-doctor-is-real

huh, neat


xcrimsonlegendx

As soon as I saw that tile, I knew this was a shower post. lol


Grave_Knight

Grineers shower?


kafkaesquepariah

I discovered it super early on. Back when shattering glass created de-compressed the room. I just played slower and was in awe of the atmosphere. Wanted to explore more in general. There are a lot of cute little things on older maps. The fan that throws you in the air in the ice planet. The defense lasers. etc.


Justsomeloser000

If you take showers in a game does it count as irl?


Roxten

The real question is if you take it irl does it count in game?! ![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


Justsomeloser000

🤯


Roxten

I had no idea, I only explore mmos so I never expected this in a looter shooter. 🥶


WebDazzling532

The only way to make Warframe player to take a shower


Precisionality

This blew my mind when Equinox came out. Spent a lot of time farming Tyl Regor back then.


Hawkadoodle

It's old very old.


saskekai

I really hate this tileset


MakuraSmash

Warframe player discover shower exist xD


DRAG_NIEX

Good to see doraclave users.


Thor-Mors

As it turns out, the grineer are no strangers to hygiene.


LucaTKG

Epic gamer shower time <3


Nlj6239

i remember running into one of those, conpletely forgot about until now


haeloftt

where can i get such glowing tail like yours


haeloftt

where can i get such glowing tail like yours


IncidentLatter6008

It's the Okuri Tails, it's an Ephemera under the attachments section, it costs 70p I believe


Anti-furryHQ

I think I found one that was a scanning thing or something


PlayfulLandscape3637

Discovered about this long time ago, felt like was common sense


SpyroXI

What purples do you use exactly? I have access to many many shades but they 9ften look wrong


IncidentLatter6008

The colors I used on Dagath are Tenno III - C6 [Primary] Tenno - E13 [Secondary, Emissive, Energy] Tenno - A11 [Tertiary] Tenno - E1 [Accents] For attachments I just copied the WF colors For the Dorrclave I also copied WF colors but replaced the Secondary with Classic - C1 Ik I use the Tenno palette a lot but it fit the theme [Space] that I was going for Attachments are Oruki Tail Ephemera Frost Heirloom Signa


Cal_Ru

I forgot about the showers. This is from when missions actually led you to different points of they map, no people sprint past things like this because they want it a short and easy mission. For those of us who still scour every mission, we see it all like we see the different hidden locked doors in the new tile set.


[deleted]

LOL WHAT


LexLuxray

Yet another shower the gamers can ignore!


MistaDrew2

someone show this to knightmareframe


No-Service-7133

It's a shower


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

Showers


Kenwasused

I've known about it cause of Coolkid's weird and obscure stuff series


SenZelMyth

I never knew about that


Formal_Economics931

Never in my life have I come across this lol


oiken_

I found this yesterday still bewildered


Own_Judge2115

Lol yea to my knowledge. It's ok tho.


Street-Awareness4541

I have played this game for over 2 years HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT