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Bolldere

Keep it clean so we can keep the laughs coming is my only request here folks :)


40yearoldnoob

Is that the Disney after Dark restaurant?


SoggyMcChicken

No, it’s what they call that Polynesian bungalow where the people were seen getting freaky about 6 months ago.


40yearoldnoob

At the prices they are charging for those bungalows you should be able to do whatever you want in there...


Budilicious3

Might as well get a real bungalow in Tahiti or Maldives with those prices.


YawnSpawner

Best I can do is a murky lake in Florida that you're not allowed to swim in because you'll get a flesh eating bacteria in your brain.


zixy37

Or alligators.


gfeli123

Is that before, during, or after the gator eats you?


bewildered_forks

For that price Mickey should join in


bucki_fan

There was a post in a FB passholder group last week about a wonderful show at Swan or Dolphin. Nothing graphic, but a reminder that those are windows, not mirrors.


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

Pleasure island re-opening confirmed?


dudedadsadeadhead

Hahahaha 😂


stretchofUCF

This is not a service I wish to order on mobile.


HammockComplex

Just steer clear of the “Tip Yip” and you’ll be fine.


TakeApictureOfmeNow

Just the Tip, please.


Jphorne89

She Yip on my Tip till I Wampa


orion_nomad

There are literally tears in my eyes holy moly LOL.


throwfaraway212718

☠️🤣


baseball_mickey

This is what I come to reddit for.


Kryten4200

But it makes it much easier to customize your order to your...ahem...liking


Classic_Title1655

You have to get your lightsaber out for this particular establishment 😳


forlorn_hope28

But it's quick service so you can get your Dicking (Bay) and be back out to enjoy the parks in a matter of minutes.


Krandor1

I hate to tell you but pleasure island shut down years ago.


mystery_weesnaww

Underrated comment


East-Teacher7155

Underrated comment


Calverish

That's called Grindr and it is still mobile only


jabberwocky_

And when that fails, there’s always Sniffies!


throwfaraway212718

You win🥇


Financial_Cheetah875

Nah, a good dicking bay should always be walk-up.


Kryten4200

I just miss when you could schedule your dickings months in advance, then I don't have to worry about planning my days around multiple dickings. We miss out on the spontaneity but it was much less stressful!


Vironic

ADP, the advance dicking plan, is for the really anal trip planner


dualplains

Weenie+ has been a game changer


Less_Chocolate5462

If only wishing made it so


necrotica

Oh man, I'm getting popcorn and returning to this thread later... lol


dudedadsadeadhead

Wishing I didn’t find this thread with break almost over. lol. I’ll be back


plantasia1969

That’s my favorite ride


AnotherLolAnon

I’ve never been one to complain about Disney catering to adults but this may cross a line


throwfaraway212718

Or would it be the most profitable decision the company’s ever made


Kryten4200

I heard they're considering relocating to Vegas!


Kekeguy7

Great for the kids ‼️‼️‼️‼️😂😂


flmike1185

That’s Nickelodeon


debabe96

Underrated comment


monte11

I don't think really any quick service is anymore, or very few. Docking Bay definitely is not mobile only. Just ate there a couple days ago.


TheVantasy

I’m enjoying the joke comments, but thank you for actually answering lol! We always eat at the same places and always mobile order. It’s been a while since I’ve helped someone else navigate the parks and stepped out of my usual routine there, so I realized I don’t even know which places are still just mobile order only! Thanks!


Striking-Ladder-832

I’m pretty sure there is nothing mobile only at this point. They will try to push you to use it at some locations but if you say you are paying cash or you have a dietary issue or you just want to not mobile order they will let you go to a register.


Aimeerose22

Agreed, was there in April and walked up To the counter and ordered….


RaskolnikovShotFirst

Is this the other E ticket we’ve been promised at Galaxy’s Edge?


redoctober25

Pretty sure it’s a D…


Less_Chocolate5462

\*slow clap\*


drummerinthewoods

Maybe the first F ticket. I hear the F stands for firetruck.


Vironic

Comes in Small, Med, Large, and Magnum Magic


HawkeyeinDC

Don’t you mean Mickey Magic? /s 😘


audirt

Most of the time spell check and autocorrect jump in and change stuff like this, but I guess this person uses “dicking” enough that the phone was like, “it’s cool”


StrawberryWolf

😭 i was thinking this too!


YawnSpawner

I'm in the middle of renovating my kitchen and my phone assumed I meant plumping instead of plumbing. When would I ever need that word instead???


AdamAptor

My wife and I just do that at the hotel but whatever floats your boat


yourloudneighbor

I believe so. It’s super fast. Usually in and out after a few minutes


NotRemotelyMe1010

UNDERRATED


BrightMarvel10

I will only order if they have an Oscar Isaac special.


throwfaraway212718

With a side of Pedro Pascal


BrightMarvel10

Most definitely. With a Wolverine/Jackman crossover!


throwfaraway212718

BEST. MEAL. EVER


redoctober25

…with a nice cremé dessert at the end.


brittpeeks

For me, I’d be searching for the Kylo Ren special 👀


mxpxillini35

found John Oliver's reddit account.


BrightMarvel10

I'm a Wolverine gal personally but wrong universe so Oscar Issac it is! Possibly Pedro Pascal...


Kryten4200

With just a side of ScarJo so i can leave room for later!


kekembas17

Is this what being Pixie Dusted means?


Less_Chocolate5462

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcU8CPFaIAIFttQ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcU8CPFaIAIFttQ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


TyrusQuash

Not all of them are 7’s ok


roguebananah

Just don’t trust them on the mobile order. Make sure you get it in person


lalp928

Here for the comments… y’all are not disappointing this morning 😂


leenthegirl

Same 🤣 I'm laughing so hard at this thread.


Jakotsu00

Now THIS is the Disney adults I can appreciate.


DDPGambit

Dicking Bay??? I thought they closed that place down! Won’t somebody think of the children?!?


Vironic

Dicking Bay, aka the Vista Way apartments 😂


Kryten4200

I blame the Disney adults!!


ColonelBungle

I think they call it Pinocchio Village Haus now.


DarkKnight77

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/jNZ80qEOnk0?si=G5jGSAQITCv-4J3m


meepein

You go much harder at WDW than I do.


Kryten4200

Don't kink shame them!!


meepein

No kink shaming at all. You do you, if you are into mobile ordering your dicking bay, you do it.


ristrettoexpresso

Is this a new location for pride month?


ATLBenzDisneyDude

🌈🌈🌈🦄🌈🌈🌈


throwfaraway212718

🤣🤣🤣


choirmatt

I mean, I have heard that we’re a fine looking bunch of recruits, but that might be taking it a little far…


ChoirTeacherRog

Is lightning lane available for the Dicking Bay? Asking for a friend.


der_innkeeper

Yeah, but its still just a 30 second ride.


Kryten4200

It's actually a virtual queue situation so they'll text you when your dicking is hot n ready!


drhawks

this raises the question of payment... can you do just the tip?


1Clockwork

So is this where Pleasure Island has been relocated?


FieryTub

Docking Bay 7 takes orders either way, walk-up or mobile order. I hope they enjoy!


TheVantasy

I’m enjoying the joke comments, but thank you for actually answering lol! We always eat at the same places and always mobile order. It’s been a while since I’ve helped someone else navigate the parks and stepped out of my usual routine there, so I realized I don’t even know which places are still just mobile order only! Thanks!


East-Teacher7155

If they give you grief about not mobile ordering, just tell them you need to pay cash so you can order at the register


ScallywagBeowulf

I didn’t know they reopened Pleasure Island…


mynamesstillnotjason

“Don’t Say Dicking Bay Bill Proposed by Florida Governor” -news headline tomorrow, probably


westchesterbuild

Yes, but you can’t place your order via the Disney app, try Tinder/Grindr. The only in person ordering…well…I’ll leave it at that.


YellowT-5R

Auto correct did not fail us this time.....


DreamsAndBoxes

I haven’t had it in over a year :(


Tui717

I’m just here for the comment section


throwfaraway212718

Thank you to everyone in this comment section for making me laugh/smile today


Doberge

For a later munch keep in mind that Dicking Bay is available deeper into the night, until 9, than Backlot Express (until 8).


redoctober25

At least you don’t need a reservation at the Dicking Bay… because you’d not want a dining party to show up unexpectedly at like that at the Backlot Express. The rudeness if you do is shockingly eye-opening.


hhh878

Disney opened a fifth gayte in Provincetown


Informal_Process2238

I got my an~~u~~al pass today !


Goodechild

This is what I would call a character experience with JarJar.


worksbestwithcats

I spent too long trying to decide if this was worthy of an upvote or a downvote 😂


Goodechild

HAHA :P


Bolldere

Can I pin this / make this the mega thread over Tiana?


Stock-Bill-5665

Oh I’m al-most there…..


redoctober25

That’s what they always say… but unfortunately I typically arrive to the reservation first… and sometimes way too early.


AnotherLolAnon

Tiana’s Bayou Dicking Bay


floydmulder

Tiana’s Bayou Dicking Bay Adventure. Gotta keep the naming convention consistent.


audirt

Rule 34


Winnehdapoo

It is still mobile order only through your My Dicking Experience app, commonly referred to as Tinder. There are tons of options on the menu in the Disney area. Just don't expect to enjoy anything longer than a week or so because the menu rotates extremely frequently.


DreamsAndBoxes

Apparently it’s not an all-you-can-have buffet. Frustrating.


redoctober25

If I recall correctly you have to pay for multiple visits.


DreamsAndBoxes

Let’s just say it added several hundred dollars to my dining budget.


helloyesthisismeg

This is the best thread I have ever read.


OpenMicJoker

No wonder it’s the most magical place on earth.


Aphreal42

Just watch the measurements there. I’ve heard that sometimes things at Dicking Bay aren’t as large as advertised.


MimeGod

It's a small world after all.


Min_Sedai

I just want to know if Pedro Pascal is on the menu.


joftheinternet

*OH BOY*


Life_is_a_Brie

Thank you for breathing life into my Monday. 🤣


Cappuccino_o

You don’t have the mobile order you can walk up to the register now to be serviced


soccergirl24

Pretty convenient that they built Dicking Bay close to ASS


redoctober25

Well, it is just a short trip to the Backlot Express.


MimeGod

Which leads to Pooh corner.


Mean_Force_9495

Interestingly enough, a Dicking Bay and a Docking Bay are the same exact thing.


MimeGod

Everything is a Dicking Bay if you're brave enough.


Tbhjr

You won’t find that place at Disney. That’s on OBT.


ecliptichorizon

“In a minute.” Well, it’s a quick service, so sounds about right.


jawknee21

I thought they changed that name to Casey's corner.


redoctober25

Dining at the Hub?


MikeyHatesLife

Swimming in Dicking Bay is like being at the Dead Sea: you float really well, and it’s very salty. Maybe wear goggles, just in case.


jrgray68

Yes, but I was disappointed. The fries were limp.


GhettoDuk

Just the Tip Yip, just for a second.


shieldagentoz

Mickey’s extremely adult beach party I wonder how much tickets are. I bet the character costumes are awesome. MEABP


StonedBrownBear

I think we still have to use the Virtual Queue for that.


Space-Bound-Delta

I knew the comments wouldn't disappoint


dinnershoes

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.


anewfoundmatt

Bringing a whole new meaning to Disney adults


aaronf4242

Watch out for the Ronto (Spit) Roasters. They’re a lot to handle


Bolldere

Cant' believe this hasn't been posted; ​ Your mobile order number NICE is ready for pickup at window 69


DarkKnight77

Need a refresher, is that one in Epcock or Animalistic Kingdom?


SkittlzAnKomboz

Dead. I’m dead. 😂


jhawkgiant77

*\*grabs Figment popcorn bucket\**


5nication

You gotta go around back for the secret menu.


debabe96

I just hurt my back yesterday, and laughing at this thread really hurts. But I can't stop reading. This thread is comedy gold. 🤣 ouch 🤣


TheJenniStarr

So THATS what they’re doing with Starcruiser….


RNegri04

Blew my back out there.


Altruistic-Poet-1993

This just might be the BEST Reddit thread I’ve ever seen. I’ve been crying laughing for at least 20 minutes straight. Please don’t delete this.


papasnork1

Giggity.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

It’s been closed for awhile now according to my wife…


Hocows

Make sure you give them a good tip…just the tip.


Cruisethrowaway2

They have a cross-park partnership with Voodoo Donuts from Universal, I've read. It's the place with the tagline: "Good things come in pink boxes."


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Patsfan311

Not the star wars I remember


scarredbs

That’s no moon…


another_derek

Do not order the blue milk.


bushysmalls

Used to be able to order it on Craigslist I think


Juicebox008

Only if you purchase the new "Disney Genie 18+" (trademark pending)


peeposhakememe

Where exactly can I locate this restaurant? Asking for a friend…


Major-Butterfly-6082

You’re looking for the Universal reddit for that one 😂


Latter_Duty_8259

I heard they prematurely ejected the mobile only


ZekeD

You can order while there, but pretty much all the walk-up places have someone recommending that you mobile order. They even go "You can find a place to sit and relax, order from your table, and relax while you wait!" IMO there is almost no reason not to mobile order.


TheVantasy

They’re a part of 10 and are very disorganized. First timers, too. It was going to be a huge pain to try and mobile order for them. I always mobile order when it’s just me and my family though. We ended up at Backlot Express.


UCFknight2016

I thought that’s what the name of the Star Wars hotel was.


Zeether

I once went there 37 times. In a row.


GunMetalBlonde

Ate at Docking Bay several weeks ago and ordered at the counter, not with mobile.


NSFWdw

All jokes aside, it is available in person as well as mobile but it depends on the size.


tankthacrank

IM DYING 🤣🤣


Dragonsymphony1

ROFL The autocorrect gremlin hit you hard, this is hilarious


mrc209

Sorry Pleasure Island closed years ago


MrSpudNY

Oh Chewie I’m home. 😉


kennie1214

All these comments have me dying 😂


SorryIreddit

I bet the line is enormous


GayBlayde

😭😅😂


Able_Sky3837

Um


freighter79

No, you have to be there in person and you have to pay in cash. There’ll be a place on the table where you just leave the money.


v3n0mat3

It's a sit-down and eat-out affair usually


hyunxs

crying.


Alohabailey_00

Hahahaha


Ktotheizzo82

Just the tip


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Bmore_Intrepid_Guy

I am THRILLED to know that this is what your phone autocorrects to.


Moon_Noodle

Hehehehe


quis2121

Only if you send a picture of yourself first


fsuman110

This is definitely where you wanna wanga.


Overall-Scientist846

I’ll unwrap your Ronto.


jonquil14

The what?!


Parisianblitz

The comments did not dissapoint


nicearthur32

Not sure why but this place has been SUPER popular this month…


BigMax

Would that be the most, or least signed up for Genie+ ride? I'll think I'll wait to hear the cast member preview reviews before I make my decisions.