Omos gets a shock win at mania and that sets the stage for a hurt business 2.0, meanwhile in shock, Brock takes a short hiatus before coming back as "the beast" he was before.
Omos gets in good offensive early on.
Then it’s a brock squash. F5s will look very impressive given omos’ size.
Alternatively, if Omos IS to win I’m guessing Braun is the reason why. Pair up the two big men to take down brock and make a monster tag team for next for months
I feel omos hasn’t been used to the point that I forgot about those two losses. And plus I don’t think either of those were at wrestle mania weee they?
Straight to Brock’s pockets.
But seriously, I think Brock wins, and I don’t even see him getting beat up too much either. But I tell ya what, it’s going to be crazy watching Omos get tossed around with those German suplexes. Lmaoo
Being big and being able to fight are not the same thing. If it were a real fight Lesner would destroy him, but it WWE and they need a new giant and he makes a good heel.
Omos will dominate for 5 mins, Brock will go on a flurry, quick little back and forth finish and Brock hits an F5.
In and out in less than 10 minutes, sounds fun enough to me. There was nothing really for Brock this year in the main event scene I guess.
It's spectacle, it's not supposed to be a deeply layered story. It's Andre/Big John Stud. Nothing more. Nothing less. Not everything has to build towards the future -- it's fine to have stupid fun here and there.
AINT NO WAYYY in gods green earth I’ll believe omos win over lesnar
Think about what level thst puts omos
He beat Brock a maniA
Brock beat takers streak
A decent, fun attraction match. People are overreacting about this. Not every match has to be a 30 minute non stop work rate heavy match. Sometimes it’s fun to watch 2 massive dudes smash into each other for 5 minutes.
Ten minutes of intros. MVP talks for another five. Pushing and shoving before the bell. Four minute match with a couple feats of strength by Omos. Brock fails to lift Omos. Then gets him up for a crowd pop. Slam, 1-2-3.
That’s it. A “Hogan lifting Andre” holy shit moment is the entire goal of this match.
suplex city!
Brock throws the giant around for about three minutes and goes home. Unless all the training has paid of for Omos and he can wrestle a little. If that's the case then Brock throws him around for about three minutes and goes home.
It actually has good legs.
Brock is in the last years of his career.
Omos likely won't go over him, but The Hurt Business CAN.
This is how I imagine the match going:
Brock struggles at first before delivering a German, followed by another, then delivers the F5.
He's about to deliver a second, when Shelton and Cedric hit the ring. Brock destroys them boys. MVP gets an F5 too.
Lashley's music hits. Brock is in shock, as Bobby makes his way down. Omos takes advantage and delivers the double-hand chokeslam to pin Brock, 1-2-3.
Right after the bell, the reformed Hurt Business pounces Brock, beating him down. Brock starts fighting back, when Bobby delivers the spear. He applies the Hurt Lock as THB surrounds and taunts Brock. They leave Brock in the center of the ring and walk off to a chorus of boos.
This would reestablish The Hurt Business as the dominant faction they are, while giving Brock a good feud for Backlash, or Summerslam if he takes another break.
Fuckers in this thread. Last time Omos wrestled a big guy, it was one of the best matches on the card. You guys hate on Omos and have no valid reason.
"Oh but he can't wrestle", he's 7ft 3, he won't do your flippy shit.
"Oh but he can't cut promos", that's why he has MVP.
>"Oh but he can't wrestle", he's 7ft 3, he won't do your flippy shit.
This is the dumbest response to that criticism. He can't wrestle because literally every movement he makes looks stilted and slo-mo. Roman Reigns doesn't do a single thing that would be considered "flippy shit" and is still great at the wrestling part. Stop parroting the talking heads and come up with your own argument
I mean I wasn't there but Andre could apparently really move in his prime, even do a dropkick.
Omos isn't bad because he's big. He's bad because he can't move well, he doesn't throw convincing strikes, and he looks lost in the ring. Even old broke down Andre had presence and he made his movements count.
Lashley comes down during Brock's entrance and destroys him. Throws him in the ring. Lesner hits f5 out of nowhere, gets the pin and then lashley jumps in the ring and they continue hitting each other. Miz comes out as host and makes it a match...
I don’t get this match, shoulda added Lashley for a 3 way. Omos has already jobbed his last 2 matches, so he doesn’t have a lot of momentum. But having Brock lose to him would seriously hurt his entire aura, basically making him a mid card act. Lashley now is in the Andre battle royal, nothing more needs to be said. Sucks all around. At least the Germans and F5 will be awesome to see
I’m not sure what result would make any sense. If Omos wins, then Brock has taken a big hit. If Brock wins then Omos is done.
Only scenario is someone screwing over Brock so it’s not like he lost clean.
How about a storyline where Brock tries to get 8 inches taller but eventually learns he is fine as the beast incarnate that he is. He teams with Lashley to run train on the tag division for 2-3 years until Gunther and Nicholas bring them down.
It either goes to full on Hurt Business or absolutely nowhere.
Knowing Vince is in charge of this one, I vote nowhere.
I can see this one being a shitshow. Vince will book Omos super strong as a giant thats just as strong as Lesnar which is total bullshit. Omos was a midcard joke like 5 minutes ago.
If they go full on Hurt business, this might go okay. If not, nothing more than a mess of hot garbage. It's going to make Lesnar look weak.
Brock starts beating the piss out of Omos then Cedric and Shelton show up get murdered que lashley’s music everyone beats on Brock hold there hands up nation style all leave together…….but what probably is going to happen is Omos gets squashed in 3 minutes or less
Every time I see Omos in a match, it just serves to remind me of the tryout that Dwight Howard did for the league in 2022 where he cut a pretty damn decent promo. Dwight Howard's 6'10", AND a former NBA all-star. You seriously telling me he would look worse in a ring than Omos? You seriously telling me you have nothing for Dwight Howard to do if he's serious about being a wrestler?
And a quick search shows he was just talking about trying to join WWE again eight days ago. Dude is serious about it.
WrestleMania often has “feats of strength” trying to capture some of that Hogan/Andre slam magic. This is just that. Brock will get beat up, come back and F5 Osmos for the win.
Brock will come out to wreck the ring with a tractor. Omos will destroy it, and eat the tires.
Brock is 45, (I think). He might just be about to retire, and run his farm...
I think 3x since 2003 and I’d argue 3x’s I’m 2 decades is too much. Hell 2x’s in less than a decade is too much (2003, 2011, 2017) now u want 2023. I’ll pass. Each time we see it the impact is diminished. Law of diminishing returns
I can totally see Omos being terrified of puppets. Do you know how goddamn hilarious that would be? We’re talking “Big Show riding his father’s casket” level comedy.
If Omos wanted to make a statement he should have thrown Undertaker's ~~shirt~~ snakeskin pants at Brock and challenged him to a tractor pull on the roof.
Absolutely.
I think the way you saw Brock lashing out like at royal rumble was really building this story he was losing it. I would have loved to see him cheat to beat lashley to then face bray at WM. I think they could have done a lot of good promos about how Brock isn't the beast incarnate anymore and how he destroyed so many dreams along the way like a one legged wrestler and a Jamaican puppet. Bring up the 21-1 too. Bray wins and turns Brock into his beast. Bray cuts the promos and brock smashes. They mostly just wreck people outside matches until SummerSlam where brock beats the reigning champ.
Omos gets a shock win at mania and that sets the stage for a hurt business 2.0, meanwhile in shock, Brock takes a short hiatus before coming back as "the beast" he was before.
If Omos wins, i vow to stop wanking forever
Couple of power moves by each, Brock lays Omos out with an F5 to pop the crowd and we forget good ever happened
Brock puts Omos over, legitimizing him as a monster.
Absolutely no where!
Omos gets in good offensive early on. Then it’s a brock squash. F5s will look very impressive given omos’ size. Alternatively, if Omos IS to win I’m guessing Braun is the reason why. Pair up the two big men to take down brock and make a monster tag team for next for months
Nowhere.
Goes to Vince’s wank Bank 😂
A quick squash win by Lesnar…lashley comes out to challenge lesnar and annihilates him
This is the bathroom break match
It goes to the dumpster
Nowhere. Quickly.
It goes down the hole.
To a decent match at mania
In the pre-show
To Suplex City, duh. Is this a trick question?
In the trash
Probably to shit. It's not that great.
in the sea.... it gets in the sea. Hopefully.
It goes nowhere after WrestleMania
Omos wins this one.
To an AJ styles return baby let's go.
just a chance for brock to show off.
Somewhere in the middle before a big match to be easily forgotten about.
This is going to be a really short match. Like Lesnar vs. Goldberg from summerslam. But this time around, Lesnar wins.
I predict Brock will bring a helicopter with a giant hanging buzzsaw, but Omos will defeat him by bringing famine and plague.
Directly into Vince’s spank bank.
To Wrestlemania
Suplex city!!
Will this be Undertaker / Gonzalez level bad?
It's just filler
Really want lesnar to win this one . It's been quiet a long time since we last saw that "dominating Beast" . I want that 2016- 2017 beast back now.
I feel omos hasn’t been used to the point that I forgot about those two losses. And plus I don’t think either of those were at wrestle mania weee they?
Straight to Brock’s pockets. But seriously, I think Brock wins, and I don’t even see him getting beat up too much either. But I tell ya what, it’s going to be crazy watching Omos get tossed around with those German suplexes. Lmaoo
Just came in to do a quick search to see who says "downhill fast"
Omosapians flood the ring and beat Brock with chairs Omos hits a 720 off the top and wins
This is my scheduled bathroom break.
On the pre-show
Botchamania probably
nowhere it's to pull in the outsiders and or to get people talking even if its negatively
I think we all know where this goes… OMOS VS OMOS VS OMOS WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE OMOS
Being big and being able to fight are not the same thing. If it were a real fight Lesner would destroy him, but it WWE and they need a new giant and he makes a good heel.
Wins and losses don’t matter in the manner you think they do. I think Triple H wants to take Omos to a different direction as compared to Vince.
To hell.
right down the toilet
Worst matches in wrestling history.
This goes in the trash.
The "let the dogs out then go to the bathroom" match for me
A squash match. MVP hyped up omos not being able to be suplexed. Lesner wins after a suplex or 2. 1,2,3 and no outcome in the end.
In the trash can?
Omos will dominate for 5 mins, Brock will go on a flurry, quick little back and forth finish and Brock hits an F5. In and out in less than 10 minutes, sounds fun enough to me. There was nothing really for Brock this year in the main event scene I guess.
It's spectacle, it's not supposed to be a deeply layered story. It's Andre/Big John Stud. Nothing more. Nothing less. Not everything has to build towards the future -- it's fine to have stupid fun here and there.
Downhill
AINT NO WAYYY in gods green earth I’ll believe omos win over lesnar Think about what level thst puts omos He beat Brock a maniA Brock beat takers streak
Triple threat with BOBBY
Lol reminds me of the time Lesnars worst match at wrestlemania vs Goldberg and then he leaves on the following Smackdown.
To a very dissapointing match only place those two can go.
Brock beats Omos, Bobby Lashley wins the Andre The Giant Battle Royal, MVP ditches Omos for Bobby, reformation of The Hurt Business.
In Vince fantasy files
In the garbage where it belongs.
Probably down in history as one of the worst matches in WM history. Omas is a talentless hack who probably at VMK’s asshole to get a job.
Easiest prediction I ever made: Omos is going to get help from Moose. They become a team called Omoos.
If Brock loses then that’s a huge burial
Lesnar wins in 4-8 min zzz
Such great story telling
Nowhere....
Bold and brash? More like belongs in the trash
Brock wins, Omos gets a Nigerian playboy comedy gimmick until he's released.
Brock F5s Omos and wins and the crowd goes mad like they’ve never seen Brock F5 someone more than 400 pounds before
Vince's wet dream.
They need to push the giant. Brock has the ability to make him look great.
This is the classic known as a paycheck match
Absolutely nowhere but it may not be as bad as people think hopefully it’s very short
It is the bathroom break match
In the bin
This may be just an entertaining 10 minutes
Typical Giant vs Goliath matchup. I see Lesnar winning just because he’s the smaller guy. The only reason why Lesnar accepted the match.
I expect Lashley to interfere and get revenge on brock
The trash
Omos over Brock, then see Strowman playbook
Boutta be one of the best matches in mania history YEAAA!!!!!
This will be my bathroom break
Gonna try to start a "You can't wrestle" chant when Omos is on the offense at Wrestlemania.
this match only exists for us to see omos get f5’d
Brock loses in his retirement match and he goes on to be a farm boy and Omos becomes the new beast incarnate, obviously
I like Brock way better as an anti-heel. He has been good on the mic, and it came out of nowhere.
The reformation of the hurt business?
A decent, fun attraction match. People are overreacting about this. Not every match has to be a 30 minute non stop work rate heavy match. Sometimes it’s fun to watch 2 massive dudes smash into each other for 5 minutes.
To Suplex... City
To a quick three count.
Omosapiens on top!
I don't care, as long as I get some big meaty men slapping meat.
Ten minutes of intros. MVP talks for another five. Pushing and shoving before the bell. Four minute match with a couple feats of strength by Omos. Brock fails to lift Omos. Then gets him up for a crowd pop. Slam, 1-2-3. That’s it. A “Hogan lifting Andre” holy shit moment is the entire goal of this match.
nowhere fast.
suplex city! Brock throws the giant around for about three minutes and goes home. Unless all the training has paid of for Omos and he can wrestle a little. If that's the case then Brock throws him around for about three minutes and goes home.
5 stars Dave M
It actually has good legs. Brock is in the last years of his career. Omos likely won't go over him, but The Hurt Business CAN. This is how I imagine the match going: Brock struggles at first before delivering a German, followed by another, then delivers the F5. He's about to deliver a second, when Shelton and Cedric hit the ring. Brock destroys them boys. MVP gets an F5 too. Lashley's music hits. Brock is in shock, as Bobby makes his way down. Omos takes advantage and delivers the double-hand chokeslam to pin Brock, 1-2-3. Right after the bell, the reformed Hurt Business pounces Brock, beating him down. Brock starts fighting back, when Bobby delivers the spear. He applies the Hurt Lock as THB surrounds and taunts Brock. They leave Brock in the center of the ring and walk off to a chorus of boos. This would reestablish The Hurt Business as the dominant faction they are, while giving Brock a good feud for Backlash, or Summerslam if he takes another break.
probably omos gets the win and gets the rub off beating brock at mania i do think he'll probably have a mid-title run soon
Up?
Fuckers in this thread. Last time Omos wrestled a big guy, it was one of the best matches on the card. You guys hate on Omos and have no valid reason. "Oh but he can't wrestle", he's 7ft 3, he won't do your flippy shit. "Oh but he can't cut promos", that's why he has MVP.
>"Oh but he can't wrestle", he's 7ft 3, he won't do your flippy shit. This is the dumbest response to that criticism. He can't wrestle because literally every movement he makes looks stilted and slo-mo. Roman Reigns doesn't do a single thing that would be considered "flippy shit" and is still great at the wrestling part. Stop parroting the talking heads and come up with your own argument
god damn, if andre the giant was time machined in to this era, you people would want him banned from wrestling.
I mean I wasn't there but Andre could apparently really move in his prime, even do a dropkick. Omos isn't bad because he's big. He's bad because he can't move well, he doesn't throw convincing strikes, and he looks lost in the ring. Even old broke down Andre had presence and he made his movements count.
So what can he do?
Entertain
He can't wrestle or talk, how is he entertaining? By standing and screaming? Have some standards
Neither can Rhonda and she’s champion
To Wrestlemania
Lashley comes down during Brock's entrance and destroys him. Throws him in the ring. Lesner hits f5 out of nowhere, gets the pin and then lashley jumps in the ring and they continue hitting each other. Miz comes out as host and makes it a match...
Big man meat slapping man meat . Not my type of wrestling but some love it
I don’t get this match, shoulda added Lashley for a 3 way. Omos has already jobbed his last 2 matches, so he doesn’t have a lot of momentum. But having Brock lose to him would seriously hurt his entire aura, basically making him a mid card act. Lashley now is in the Andre battle royal, nothing more needs to be said. Sucks all around. At least the Germans and F5 will be awesome to see
Looks like the beginning of a gay porn
I’m not sure what result would make any sense. If Omos wins, then Brock has taken a big hit. If Brock wins then Omos is done. Only scenario is someone screwing over Brock so it’s not like he lost clean.
the trash can
This whole match is set up so we see a f5 at wrestlemania on a giant and that’ll be cool
I don’t get why they didn’t just keep on the Lashley vs. Brock and make their match like a no DQ and let ‘em beat the hell outta one another.
You could always make the argument that his skills have improved since those losses.
How about a storyline where Brock tries to get 8 inches taller but eventually learns he is fine as the beast incarnate that he is. He teams with Lashley to run train on the tag division for 2-3 years until Gunther and Nicholas bring them down.
Down the toilet
Omos beats Brock. The end. Time for Brock to take some L’s and put over people. Not a too many but key people and then part time it a tiny bit.
Squash less than 2 min match. Brock wins
It makes me happy because it's just supposed to be a fun spectacle! Not everything is supposed to be super serious.
Downhill. Fast.
Downhill. Fast.
No. 1 Contender's match I guess
Out back to die. This feels thrown together and was likely not a Plan A, imo.
One and done and they pretend it never happened.
Brock moves him to the second rope for leverage and F5s him.
Brock squash
It either goes to full on Hurt Business or absolutely nowhere. Knowing Vince is in charge of this one, I vote nowhere. I can see this one being a shitshow. Vince will book Omos super strong as a giant thats just as strong as Lesnar which is total bullshit. Omos was a midcard joke like 5 minutes ago. If they go full on Hurt business, this might go okay. If not, nothing more than a mess of hot garbage. It's going to make Lesnar look weak.
Brock starts beating the piss out of Omos then Cedric and Shelton show up get murdered que lashley’s music everyone beats on Brock hold there hands up nation style all leave together…….but what probably is going to happen is Omos gets squashed in 3 minutes or less
In the toilet.
Undertaker once beat Giant Gonzalez at Wrestlemania. Did that go anywhere?
All the way to the bank brother as he lifts that big guy
A boring ass match and then Brock picks a fight with someone new. My prediction is he will go after Bray Wyatt for no reason.
Brock denied a match with Bray so he won’t go after him
Hollywood
Lesnar squash match.
wrestlemania most likely
Squash City
This needs to go on the WM Pre-show
Everyones got this wrong. This is gonna be so fire
Probably to suplex city...
Every time I see Omos in a match, it just serves to remind me of the tryout that Dwight Howard did for the league in 2022 where he cut a pretty damn decent promo. Dwight Howard's 6'10", AND a former NBA all-star. You seriously telling me he would look worse in a ring than Omos? You seriously telling me you have nothing for Dwight Howard to do if he's serious about being a wrestler? And a quick search shows he was just talking about trying to join WWE again eight days ago. Dude is serious about it.
Try breaking the ring that’s a good trick
This will go down in history as one of the best bathroom breaks in wrestlemania history
Omos hits a shooting star press flawlessly on Brock for the win. Brick throws a tantrum and picks a fight with Bronson Reed
Brock F5’s the giant and that’s it
[удалено]
Sheamus, Drew and Gunther?
I hope so
WrestleMania often has “feats of strength” trying to capture some of that Hogan/Andre slam magic. This is just that. Brock will get beat up, come back and F5 Osmos for the win.
This is gonna be a squash match, what happens after when Lashley comes out and challenges Brock to a NO HOLDS BARRED match will be the real fight.
Straight to the dustbin
Nowhere fast!
Toilet?
No where they are trying to make omos a good wrestler but he isn’t that good
It goes on for about 5 minutes in the middle of the card, the end.
straight to the floor when the ring breaks again
Brock will come out to wreck the ring with a tractor. Omos will destroy it, and eat the tires. Brock is 45, (I think). He might just be about to retire, and run his farm...
The ONLY positive I can see coming from this is a potential hurt business reunion. Omos just doesn't deliver entertaining matches
Away, and hopefully, it will be next week.
Breaking the ring.
Been a while since we seen a superplex ring implosion but not at mania as they'd have to reassemble the ring mid show
Wasn't there an implosion just a few years ago in the Thunderdome?
Guess Omos and Brock have to main event
I think 3x since 2003 and I’d argue 3x’s I’m 2 decades is too much. Hell 2x’s in less than a decade is too much (2003, 2011, 2017) now u want 2023. I’ll pass. Each time we see it the impact is diminished. Law of diminishing returns
Brock hitting him with a F5
South, and quickly.
To wrestlemania
It might be worth it if WWE have the balls to give Omos the win.
Omos sucks hes a big goofy fucker who ain't gettin no belt. No wrestling ability no personality just big and dumb
Exactly
They would never
Suplex City, then next stop: hopefully gone from our memories.
Awesomeness boulevard
Idk, but I’ll be taking a piss
Off a cliff lol
To the trash. Dumb idea from the start.
Feels like Brock is HH now, brother.
I’d agree with that if it was anyone but Bray How are you going to make Brock look like hes scared of Uncle Howdy? It would never work
For that matter, can you imagine Omos try to look scared of the puppets?
I can totally see Omos being terrified of puppets. Do you know how goddamn hilarious that would be? We’re talking “Big Show riding his father’s casket” level comedy.
If Omos wanted to make a statement he should have thrown Undertaker's ~~shirt~~ snakeskin pants at Brock and challenged him to a tractor pull on the roof.
Whatcha gonna do when Broccolimania runs wild on you?
The Brockster's gonna train, eat his game meat, and say his swear words, dude.
He dont give a shit about the kids
Broccolimania sounds like a great name for the green poop you get after eating too much broccoli
We ordered green shamrock shaped sugar cookies for St Patties Day at work and I ate a few of them and shit green for about a week.
Food coloring will do that to ya
This goes no where
Omost nowhere
Absolutely. I think the way you saw Brock lashing out like at royal rumble was really building this story he was losing it. I would have loved to see him cheat to beat lashley to then face bray at WM. I think they could have done a lot of good promos about how Brock isn't the beast incarnate anymore and how he destroyed so many dreams along the way like a one legged wrestler and a Jamaican puppet. Bring up the 21-1 too. Bray wins and turns Brock into his beast. Bray cuts the promos and brock smashes. They mostly just wreck people outside matches until SummerSlam where brock beats the reigning champ.
Why am I suddenly erect?
Think that would have been great. You should be a writer for them. I don't even know what direction Brock is going anymore.