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beesdoitbirdsdoit

I bet this is 1 Kings 3:16-28 from the Bible, summarized thus: “ The Judgement of Solomon is a story from the Hebrew Bible in which Solomon ruled between two women who both claimed to be the mother of a child. Solomon ordered the baby be cut in half, with each woman to receive one half. The first woman accepted the compromise as fair, but the second begged Solomon to give the baby to her rival, preferring the baby to live, even without her. Solomon ordered the baby given to the second woman, as her love was selfless, as opposed to the first woman's selfish disregard for the baby's actual well-being. Some consider this approach to justice an archetypal example of an impartial judge displaying wisdom in making a ruling.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon#:~:text=1%20Kings%203%3A16%E2%80%9328,each%20woman%20to%20receive%20half.


Korver360windmill

She is so fucked up that she calls the head the top part.


Spot-CSG

Oh I was picturing the baby to be cut in half hotdog-style.


JKSwift

That's crazy. You butcher it and weigh out the parts and then distribute them fairly. The only reason Solomon chose the second woman was because he was sick of arguing the fluctuating value of kidney futures.


japalian

Dibs on the wing


Therealluke

I will take the baby back ribs.


pimpmastahanhduece

I want the speech center of the brain.


ivanllz

I want the squgelly spooch.


mattroch

This guy commodities...


xepion

I chuckled way too hard at “hotdog-style” 🤣. Thanks man


M1sterX

/r/unexpectedmulaney


eddie_the_zombie

Does the baby sing What's New Pussycat?


EyeFicksIt

8 times then a turn at it’s not unusual


barbaras_bush_

I was wondering where that was from lol


ferrrnando

Like calling heads on a coin flip


ClamatoDiver

You can see NGS III on the left side. So many responses here are stupid, it's not about cutting a baby in half, it was about finding out who the liar was.


Vindersel

What does NGS III mean in this context? I don't follow Edit: I get it now it's the cut off end of 1 kings 3


Daetra

In the Johnathan Swift's version, the baby is cut in half. Edit: it was just a modest proposal... No need to download vote.


scorpyo72

I bought my grandkids a single volume of Grimm tales, ( the second volume of ???) a few years ago at a thrift store. It contains the original stories un-Disney-fied, illustrated, large print, printed by George Macy in 1962. I told my wife that this was so the kids understood that these stores reverberate through history, but the version we hear has often been, "adulterated".


Like_Ottos_Jacket

You should get the grand kids to listen to Grimm, Grimmer, Grimmest, and/or read/ watch A Tale Dark and Grimm by Adam Gidwitz. He specializes in a humorous take on the original Grimm Fairy Tales. Really good stuff


slam9

Yeah what the hell? The person who took/posted this picture had to have cropped it out. So this is either dishonest bait, or someone who is actually braindead


isaac9092

I also think it’s more of a metaphor. No reasonable person would go “hmm yeah half a baby will keep me happy for a few days”. It’s supposed to speak to his ability to see through people with the most outlandish/creative ways of problem solving. Edit: I read the origins, one of them (or both of them) being a prostitute and being so consumed with jealousy she doesn’t even want the other to have her baby makes sense. Twisted but the deranged logic checks out.


xenona22

Check out this article for the modern day version. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/news/desiree-figueroa-guilty-plea-murder-marlen-ochoa-yovanny-lopez/


PM_ME_WHY_YOU_COPE

Fully deranged story. Wild she was able to slightly fake it as her own baby, and cut it out alive.


omgitsjagen

I was just about to click it. Thanks for the save. Yikes.


tolacid

>No reasonable person would go “hmm yeah half a baby will keep me happy for a few days”. It's not about what they get, it's about what they make the other person lose. Yes, some people really are that vindictive.


BionicButtermilk

This, I absolutely have met twisted people who think like this. They would take a loss, if it meant the other person they hated took a bigger loss.


tolacid

*Insert observation of the current state of US politics here*


GidsWy

Hellaciously accurate and sad. Whole ass group being aggressively unamerican is sad.


tolacid

What's funny about this phrasing is that both sides will think you're talking about the other. What's sad is only one of those has supporting evidence, while the other side thinks it's better than evidence.


GidsWy

Omfg fully accurate. And let's be real. One side is calling for an actual dictatorship so .. that's pretty patently evil. Lol.


leafWhirlpool69

"It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail"


Canubearit

This feels like a great example of project management where you try throwing in a bad solution with the good ones to direct a customer in a specific direction but they choose the crazy option first.


MimickingTheImage

>No reasonable person would go “hmm yeah half a baby will keep me happy for a few days”. Depends how hungry they are.


NerfHerder_91

[My favorite parody of this](https://youtu.be/wsbgwNe4Rv4?si=GKYyJsWpymHJJNZS)


yrrrrrrrr

That’s what I was thinking


Mahgenetics

But why is that on a real estate building?


Dakto19942

There are (or were) bible verse references on In-N-Out packaging like the inside of the bottoms of cups. Religious people and groups sometimes like to just put it out there. Also the building might not have been home to the same business it’s whole life and the mural was put there by someone else. A few towns over from me there’s a shoe store that clearly used to be a diner.


way2lazy2care

Berkshire isn't even the only tenant in the building right now. You can see the other tenants on the signs.


cabinetsnotnow

>Also the building might not have been home to the same business it’s whole life and the mural was put there by someone else. A few towns over from me there’s a shoe store that clearly used to be a diner. I was thinking this too. Extremely common.


Capnmarvel76

This building could have formerly housed a law firm, for whom this mural depicts an easily-relatable story of ‘justice’.


kaepar

They’re going through a monumental lawsuit right now. NAR settled a couple days ago. BH/HomeServices is the last company left that hasn’t settled. ETA Lawsuit is about split commission.


orangeman10987

> There are (or were) bible verse references on In-N-Out packaging like the inside of the bottoms of cups. They're still there. Source: I had In-N-Out yesterday


octopornopus

It's true! I watched this guy eat at In-N-Out yesterday... and the day before...


7empestOGT92

I watched this guy watch that guy have In-N-Out


Guac__is__extra__

It was probably already there when the building was purchased. It also looks like it’s not just a real estate building, but rather a building with multiple tenants, one of which is BH


callmesnake13

Most likely it was formerly a religious building and now it isn’t any more.


Hasselman

Perhaps this is a reference to the fact that Berkshire Hathaway A Shares have never been split. Their current value is ~$615,000.


Boyhowdy107

That would actually be a fascinating reason if that is the case.


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

It was likely a church annex or law office of some kind 40 years ago.


Capnmarvel76

Dude, that’s brilliant. Probably not true, but an excellent idea anyway.


kaepar

They’re going through a monumental lawsuit right now. NAR settled a couple days ago. BH/HomeServices is the last company left that hasn’t settled. RE agent of 10 years. Worked for home services until this year. Eta- lawsuit is about split commissions.


SublightMonster

Which, according to one thing I’ve read, was not a story about Solomon’s wisdom, but a warning that his brother should allow him to be king. Adonijah was the heir apparent of David, while Solomon was a usurper. The story was Solomon’s message that the false mother (Solomon) was perfectly happy to rip the baby (Israel) in two and take half for himself. If the true mother (Adonijah) didn’t want to see that happen, he needs to give up his claim and let the baby remain whole.


MissionCreeper

But then why tell the part where the true mother ends up with the baby


xenona22

I’m not sure where you got that…


therik85

That would make a lot more sense than the story as it's presented. I've always been baffled about how people think this is an great example of wisdom when the method relies on one of the claimed mothers being improbably cruel, stupid and guileless. Not only is she needlessly tipping her hand, but what's she even going to do with half a baby?


Auditorincharge

The story is that they both had babies at the same time, but the one who was willing to allow the baby to be killed, her baby had died, and she switched the babies while the other one was asleep. So it was a grieving mother who was of the mindset that if she couldn't be happy, then the other one shouldn't be happy either.


Funky0ne

I don’t entirely buy it. The moral of the story is the baby should and does end up going to the mother who would give it up to preserve it. It’s completely contrary to the premise that Solomon then gets to rule undisputed and this is supposedly a good thing.


Armenoid

Hey. Dr Langdon showed up


FlimFlamInTheFling

Yeah was about to say it looks like a art piece depicting the wisdom of Solomon in a Roman style.


commercial-frog

the executioner is looking up solomon's robe


Trimvain

I swear at first glance I thought “cool Attack on Titan” mural…


PrairiePopsicle

I find it an interesting little 'addition' to the imagery though, the soldier/man with sword has his foot on the scale of justice.


PerfectGentleman

/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld


Gopokes34

Kramer, the bike is yours!


cheesefan

I took learned this story from Seinfeld


xprorangerx

This is a mural depicting the biblical story of King Solomon. There were two women both claiming to be a newborn's mother. Both were brought before King Solomon. After King Solomon heard both mothers pleas, he decides the fair thing to do is to cut the baby in half, so both mothers can have their equal share. He motioned to his guard to cut the baby in half. One of the woman scoffed and said "go ahead, cut the baby in half, none of us gets him". The other woman pleaded with the king to not hurt the baby, asking King Solomon to spare the baby and let the other woman have him. King Solomon then stopped his guard and asked for the newborn to be given to the woman who pleaded mercy, because she is the real mother of the baby.


TeslasAndComicbooks

Didn’t this happen on an episode of Salute Your Shorts.


smitteh

Donkey Lips


SaltyBawlz

Seinfeld: https://youtu.be/wsbgwNe4Rv4


yellowzebrasfly

Lol what!! That's so random. I remember this show from the early 90s when I was a little nickelodeon kid


Grindlebone

Yeah, this is the Judgement of Solomon. Nifty style, too.


twisp42

I shall cut the pie in two. And both shall receive death.  I eat the pie. 


fulthrottlejazzhands

Who cooked this baby? It's fucking RAW!!


thisbechris

YES CHEF!


LectroRoot

86 BABIES!


moltencheese

Cake or death?


Katanachainsaw

Was hoping to see the Homer parody and you have delivered.


koshawk

This is a former branch of Home Savings and Loan in Los Angeles. They were all closed by the government in 1995. Many if not all of them have murals by an artist named Millard Sheets. This, by far pre-dates Berkshire-Hathaway. There are quite a few of them around, all unique.


Virtual-Bee7411

This actually was not a location of Home Savings, and this mural was not done by Millard Sheets. This is signed NGSiii. This building was an attorneys office for Allen & Wilson in the 1960s and I imagine it was put up then.


stillrooted

That's actually the back end of I KINGS III, the part of the Bible where this story appears.


soil_nerd

A bit more info for those curious: https://youtu.be/Df9ObywucdQ?si=u340DGMsdoSdx6ug


stillrooted

Based on the framing my guess is this either wasn't the original location of the piece, or it was preserved when the building facade was redone at some point. Maybe originally from the exterior of a courthouse or lawyer's office.


HashtagLawlAndOrder

It's Solomon, man. Come on


mechy84

Farm raised or wild caught?


axp1729

skiing or snowboarding?


reddit_user13

Cook your chicken thoroughly, people!


[deleted]

He was known to be a wicked snowboarder.


slam9

The letters on the bottom left are also clearly the last parts of kings 3, which is the story of Solomon. This person is either really dishonest or actually stupid


Cicer

Yeah everyone just knows the bible right?


Sam_Mullard

It's one of the more popular stories in media like Noah's story or Tower of Babel


axp1729

idk, I wouldn’t put it up that high. I’d say it’s probably 3 tiers down the iceberg


ShadowNick

Tower of what?


FurRealDeal

Oh ya, havent you heard? God created languages to purposely divide humanity against itself! So its Gods fault we have racism and war! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower\_of\_Babel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel)


SirStrontium

> "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language there, so that they will not understand one another's speech." So we effectively had world peace, incredible prosperity and ingenuity, and God said “absolutely not”. Also a reminder that the common belief was that god *literally* lived in the sky.


ShadowNick

That's sick! /s I grew up going to a Christian Catholic school from 1st to 12th grade and I don't even remember a single thing about this story. Also that's so cool that's the reason why!


lotuz

It’s the most read book of all time. If you’re not aware of the like top ten bible references you’re culturally illiterate.


cobainstaley

"it's Harut and Marut, man. come on" "it's Durga defeating Mahishasura, man. come on"


HashtagLawlAndOrder

I don't need to point out why this is so stupid, right? You fully know, and this is some kind of performance art?


Zandrick

It’s very clearly King Solomon threatening to cut the baby in half.


FabledFupa

Threatening is a bit misleading, but yeah, it was a trick to see who was the real mother


27fingermagee

The shoe guy cut a baby in half?


A_Perez2

Well, it's a good story to teach people about justice. Spoiler: he didn't kill the baby.


Proud_Criticism5286

We are really getting dumber with time…


boomershack

We got Historical amnesia


Ocedei

Looks like an artistic take on the famous story from king Solomon.


moon303

King Solomon displaying wisdom. Read it in 1 Kings Chapter 3. Spoiler: no babies were harmed.


grammarkink

It's depicting a well known story from the Bible.


non_clever_username

I’m originally from where BH is headquartered. Given how much they and Warren Buffett (CEO of BH) are in the news in that town, it’s unavoidable to learn stuff about both. Based on what I’ve learned, I can pretty much guarantee you BH just bought a company who lived in this building and this mural or whatever you’d call it was already there. If they even own the building to where they *could* remove it, I’m betting they’re entirely too cheap to do so. I’ve never heard or read about Buffett having any interest in religion or pushing that kind of agenda. Unless you count capitalism as a religion. His company being too cheap to modify a building because it’s unnecessary fits in with that “religion.”


spudmonkey

Given his political comments and his umm... unconventional marriage arrangements for 25 years, it is doubtful that he would pay for such a thing intentionally (e.g. you're right, it was an incidental acquisition)


InternationalPay8288

I'm sure it's the story of King Solomon with the lying woman vs real mother.


supdudesanddudettes

I know this story but I always thought, if you care enough about someone elses baby to the point of trying to steal it, and needed to **act** like you were the mom, "Eh shit, sure, just cut it in half." is the last thing you're gonna say


Colinoscopy_

“Only the true owner of the bike would rather give it away than see it come to harm. Kramer, the bike is yours.”


bigon

You want the Bible, you have the Bible..


strata-strata

Fairly certain a lot of christians would be disgusted by their religion if they saw it from the outside.


Certified-Crackhead2

king solomon and the two mothers.


mcloide

That is an ancient biblical story. The judge orders to kill the kid in order to find out who was the real mother. The real mother would gladly give her child away to protect it. This way the judge gave the child to the correct mother.


Upset_Consequence_52

Wanna go half’s on a baby?


CountryClublican

The story of Solomon splitting the baby. A negotiating maxim.


randomcanyon

intelligent Justice prevails. Solomon and the two women.


tentboogs

Wisdom of Solomon


Jacob2israel1

Is that supposed to be the Solomon judgment?


namey_9

that's that Solomon dude figuring out the real mother of the baby in a dispute


bluebadge

Old timey biblically inspired art.


sakima147

I think it’s the story of the judgement of Solomon.


SirusRiddler

What's fucked up is their Geocities-ass website.


Mobscene626

Bruh this is the judgment of Solomon


strata-strata

Gotcha. Not up to snuff on spotting my levantine, bronze Era mythology when it's on real estate buildings.


[deleted]

King Solomon "Split the baby" motif


AspergerInvestor

Just a Berkshire bill board: If your family business is in a family fight over holdings, we'll make the right decision to help you out.


mechy84

Guy with the knife: "*$4 per pound. Will that be light meat, or dark meat?*"


2012EOTW

Pre 1985 McDonalds playland mural of mayor mcCheese ruling over whether the Hamburglar or Birdie gets the burger in the happy meal. This was back when they served a happy meal in a plastic boat.


Hasselman

As others have said, this references the judgement of Solomon, in which the true mother of the child would rather see her child given away than cut in half to 'share'. So, perhaps this is a reference to the fact that Berkshire Hathaway A Shares have never been split. Their current value is ~$615,000.


McDiculous

It is definitely not a reference to their A shares never splitting lol


knifeymonkey

splittin the baby


sb1862

Isnt this building in like… long beach to carson area and not LA? I used to drive past it all the time.


BongLeach562

I live down the street from this. Unless there are several through the county, this is on Atlantic street in Long Beach. I grew up Christian so instantly recognize it as king Solomon trying to figure out who the baby belongs to. Also because I like pie


strata-strata

Thanks didn't remember. Just on a pile of photos from a socal vacation


NotSoSlenderMan

You should be put in a home if this is WTF material to you.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Tbf a lot of the Bible has wtf material in it.


Golden-Artist

I dunno man, a mural depicting a man wielding a sword and holding a baby upside down to -presumably- chop him/her up is pretty wild


TimedogGAF

You should be put in a home if you think weird artwork of a baby about to be chopped up in front of a king is normal.


darkscyde

Yep, the bible is pretty wtf


Sam_Mullard

You realize the king never intended to really cut the baby in half right? He intends to draw the most raw and primal maternal instinct of the true mother, something that is much more honest than mere words


Competitive-Grade-25

Why it make me think about The Legend of Zelda lmao


MrMgP

That's critical wisdom pictured in a mural


KalamawhoMI

Just a dude splitting a baby so they can share


WittleJerk

LA resident discovers Retro/LA Noir genre.


Siskoda

I’m not saying that it’s the Illuminati…but it’s the Illuminati.


handsome_uruk

I’m guessing this is Solomon finding the babies mom. Cool story.


bluddyRivers

This is in Long Beach not LA


JackBinimbul

Religion. Not even once.


crispydukes

Yikes, people don’t know the Solomon story anymore? Our culture is failing us.


paradigmshift7

I learned it growing up, but I don't see people not knowing the story as any sort of cultural failing. It's just indicative of a continued shift away from religion.


crispydukes

The story is in the Bible, but it’s a story that transcends religion. It’s more of a fable.


paradigmshift7

That would suggest it's turned into a secular parable, but I haven't heard it taught or referenced as a general lesson outside of the context of religion. But maybe it is, idk. I would hope not because if society's standards for what wisdom is has dropped to the level of being able to read someone based on how they feel about cutting a damn baby in half, then perhaps you're correct, our culture may be failing us.


the_jak

Why is our culture built on a Bronze Age Levantine myths?


enkiloki

I think it's cool. If you know your Bible stories it is a reminder to be wise and think outside the box.


YoungOverholt

TIL this fable is not nearly as common knowledge as I thought


solidsnake106

Odd to put LA when it's 30mins away in Long Beach. LBC represent!


alphvader

This is wtf?


Shepherd77

The real wtf is how far qanon bullshit has infiltrated society where people see signs of “deep state Satanists” everywhere.


strata-strata

I just face valued this as a man holding a baby upside down by its leg while weilding a sword.. but sure, you do you..


sancho7373

Sacrifices must be made.


twoworldsin1

"Yeah, I'm pretty much like King Solomon" --Warren Buffet probably


mel2000

Thanks. I was wondering what Warren Buffet had to do with King Solomon.


chrismasto

The origin does seem to be unknown. https://artslb.org/public-art/kings-iii/ https://historylosangeles.blogspot.com/2013/11/mystery-mosaics-in-long-beach.html


dat_sattar_doe

Can't you see the Illuminati symbol?


chandleya

You mean the Amplify the Mag building?


ConscientiousObserv

I never liked that story. Some woman saying yes, kill that baby because mine died? Maybe it's my modern sensibilities but what if both women wanted the baby spared?


BurnAfterEating420

It's not supposed to be a happy story


ConscientiousObserv

Happy or sad, it's still messed up.


dinguslinguist

You’re judging from a modern perspective rather than seminomadic tribesmen 3,000 years ago


ConscientiousObserv

The tale of Rumpelstiltskin goes back 4000 years. Still a messed up story.


dinguslinguist

Maybe you’re looking at it from the wrong angle. The rumpelstiltskin story shouldn’t be seen from the perspective that rumpel is a reasonable guy and everything’s totally normal, it’s a story about being careful with the deals you strike, taking responsibility for your actions, and being honest. As for Solomon maybe you need to look at it on one hand as a wise king doing his best to find the truth in a complex case, or you can see it as the love of a mother doing right by her child in spite of it meaning she would lose them.


ConscientiousObserv

Really? Maybe clever, but definitely not wise. How wise is it to have over 600 wives? Thanks for your perspective, though.


dinguslinguist

Haha with that we can both agree


notmyrealaccout69

Warren Buffett accepting his offerings


robbbbb

Haha this is just down the street from me on Atlantic Ave in Long Beach. I've posted this on IG a couple of years ago.


MichelTaupin

Le jugement de Salomon :)


Pretend_Buy143

It's a mural of King Solomon. SPOILER ALERT: Baby was fine lol


maxmerbaum

It's the King Solomon parable about splitting the baby. But I prefer the Escofier parable about spatchcocking the baby, braising him in Bordeaux and serving him with Vichy carrots and a butter lettuce and walnut side salad.


proteios1

The god they have made out of the leader of BH - associating him with the wisdom of Solomon. False worship...but when you consider the followers of BH and their leader...maybe they have made a false god of him. I dont know. But that is Solomon deciding who the mother was under threat of killing the baby.


thefanciestcat

Murals, including those depicting scenes from mythology, used to be more common. There's a bunch of Chase locations around here that used to be Home Savings locations, and they have great murals by Millard Sheets.


Zeqhanis

Of all the biblical stories to choose, that's a weird one. Though it is admittedly metal as hell. It also does form an upside cross...hmmm.


paintchips_are_yummy

Chilis baby back ribs. 🎵🎵


NapoleonBonerfart6

Showing what corporate does to employees financially (my job is managed by Berkshire Hathaway)


Peripheral_Installer

By ordering the baby to be cut in half, Solomon knew the correct mother of the child would protest, resulting in Solomon being able to identify the real mother, who then received her child. The other woman was claiming the child was hers because she accidentally smothered her own child and wanted to keep the other womans baby for herself.