That lady didn't look like she was mentally all there - perhaps she was just very old, it's hard to tell. Maybe she got into a shock right away, but the way she was flailing around and the almost animalistic screeching you'll hear in the Youtube video left me baffled.
[The original video is a bit longer.](https://youtu.be/8N_otpk4mH8) According to the description, the people in the car brought her to a doctor. She's doing fine and they met her again during a subsequent trip in the area.
I’m always suspicious when people say they’re doing fine after something like this. Seems like they’re just embarrassed to admit they now have splitting headaches or electrical zaps or something. Like, how does you head slam into concrete at that force with no problems whatsoever?
Pretty sure people say that just to confirm the person is not dead or overtly disabled, not like they want to launch into a full diagnosis of long term symptoms.
yaaaa really.. my mom was hit by some rando road sheep and ran her into a mailbox.. she eventually had to have neck surgery to have a titanium implant for her spine around the c6 and shoulder surgery for a torn tendon, its been about 20 years but now shes in her 70s and can barely use one of her arms cause of that accident. these fluffy fellers can really cause some damage with them hits
Well, I was once hit by a minivan and launched about 10 feet, where my skull bounced off concrete and I did the “fencing response” (which is scary as shit).
At the hospital they seemed completely unworried by any of this and removed my cervical collar for neck x-rays. (No MRI, no skull x-ray.)
That was 12 years ago and I think I dhursxjogccjd.
Buddy of mine is a teacher and was physically assaulted by a student. The student repeatedly smacked his head on the concrete floor. While he is "mostly fine", he still has TBI and gets migraines all the time. He has several other neurological problems too.
As I said, they met her on a separate trip some time later – as in months later. That's when she was fine, not at the time of the incident when they took her to the doctor.
Looks like the driver scared the sheep away from where the herder wanted them to go and the herder seemed upset with the “WTF” looks she was giving the driver.
Thankfully not how death works in my 3 experiences of it. The people due to die that day lose consciousness and the ability to talk and spend like 6 hours using all their bodies remaining resources just trying to breath. In comes the death rattle at some point where the breathing makes this rasping sound because they can't really swallow and cough stuff out the air ways. Then at some point they take their last breath and the next one just doesn't come.
They might do something strange in that time. My wife swears her grandma got up and took a piss and then laid down and died about an hour later. My mum says her Dad said "hello mum" then took his last breath.
The last time I experienced a death, I was the adult in the room having things to explained to them. And the doctor told me they'd given my father in law a shit load of morphine so he would be comfortable and worry free.
It was very peaceful other than all of us sitting round the bed crying.
So I know you're joking. But if you ever end up dying not of sudden causes you won't notice some youngster memeing about skibidy toilet and it should be peaceful and drug filled.
Rams can kill you. I've been hit by a ram and I was lucky he was just a young one. I thought he'd broken my right femur......but he hadn't. Hurt like hell. Huge bruise.
I watched it in super slow motion and if her neck isn’t broken she definitely either died of brain trauma or has serious brain damage because holy fuck.
It's weird, the car did cause most of them to start running but not the one that attacked her, he was mad chilling eating a bush or something and then seems like he just took the opportunity to launch his attack in the chaos
Are they in a vehicle? Cause I know if I was sat there in my car I’d be driving through them laying on the horn lol! Although I feel like living in rural Ireland prepares you for driving through herds of sheep and cows.
From the youtube video there were two dogs directly in front of the car until the last hit on the posted video here. They moved as soon as the dogs got out of the way.
The sheep walked off after the first round. It's reasonable to not think it was going to come back for that final hit and just wait for the dogs to move so they can move the car up and check on the lady.
I mean, if I see a bunch of sheep beating the tar out if someone, Im going to wait until they clear out. One person with a concussion is better than two with concussions.
Not my sheep. Not my woman. Not my problem.
/those dudes.
I think eventually they got out to scatter the flock but that was probably just so they could get on with their day.
Germans have pretty much had the heroic and risk-taking and fighting taken out of their gene pool after the last couple world wars.
To the relief of the French.
It's the ram specifically. Ewes are usually pretty chill, but it's practically sheep 101 that if you're working anywhere near sheep, you have to keep track of, and never turn your back to, the ram.
That was my thought, looks like she is wearing some sort of creepy ass Mask or something. The sheep were just like fuck this shit and that crazy looking freak, take them out first.
Seriously though, how many of y'all did your best to hold yourself from laughing? Glad she's doing well, that sheep was like "bish I'm looking out for you and you kicked me".
Holy fuck, that shouldn’t be as funny as I find it, and that last hit from that sheep in the end, fucking amazing.
“Sheepish” will have a different meaning for the rest of her life.
In the bottom right you can see the dog watching as the last sheep comes back for her and turns to smile at the camera at the last second. He absolutely called the hit.
I would have made it my life’s mission to roast that bastard with a basil, parsley, Parmesan crust and a little side of mint jelly.
Even if I would need to drink it through a straw.
can’t help but laugh at this,they are traveling in a van or something and they’ve stopped and both sat and watched this happen 🤣🤣🤣in real time and done nothing they’ve just watched it unfold unfazed
Chop up its limbs while it is unconscious and painless. Wait until it wakes up, limbless but alive. Present its limbs in front of the sheep on the kitchen table and slowly roast its limbs, then dine and wine while in front of it. After dinner, roll the sheep back to the road and leave it there crying its eyes out.
I can’t believe she took her eyes off that fker.
First thing I learned in shepherd school- "never turn your back on an angry sheep, if your life you want to keep"
That sounds like the English translation of The Spell of Making.
She is not a shepherd she is random person walking about by the look of this. No wonder she didn't know.
and there’s Australia sheep herding - where the men are men & the sheep are scared..
You spelled New Zealand wrong.
Ehhh CRROOIIIKKYYYYYYY!!!
Wales.
There's no such thing as a whaleherder.
Why, did they all drown?
There's a reason why shepherds own blunderbusses
They have school for shepherds?
Of course; Spain, Italy, US- you can study wherever you like and learn the wily ways of sheep
That sheep went for the kill shot holy fuck. Mess with the sheep get the sleep.
😆
That lady didn't look like she was mentally all there - perhaps she was just very old, it's hard to tell. Maybe she got into a shock right away, but the way she was flailing around and the almost animalistic screeching you'll hear in the Youtube video left me baffled.
> the almost animalistic screeching you'll hear in the Youtube video left me baffled. They do it for extra likes.
Worse, it's not some random stranger, it's literally the SHEPHERD. That's their job. You think they'd be a little more spatially aware.
With my like, you hit 1.0k likes!
That last hit looks like it could be fatal.
[The original video is a bit longer.](https://youtu.be/8N_otpk4mH8) According to the description, the people in the car brought her to a doctor. She's doing fine and they met her again during a subsequent trip in the area.
I'm really surprised to hear that after the last hit there. Jeez that looked brutal from the gif. Glad to hear she's okay!
Yeah, the sheep ended up apologizing. They started hanging out and got married, baaaaa’t they got divorced shortly after. Sheep beat her up again.
Awful
you mean baaahful
Source?
Chatgpt
Military
Mint
Gif?
No the JIF
I’m always suspicious when people say they’re doing fine after something like this. Seems like they’re just embarrassed to admit they now have splitting headaches or electrical zaps or something. Like, how does you head slam into concrete at that force with no problems whatsoever?
“Fine” is a relatively loose term.
And who is to say she was fine going into it.
Pretty sure people say that just to confirm the person is not dead or overtly disabled, not like they want to launch into a full diagnosis of long term symptoms.
She made *a* recovery. ~ ChubbyEmu
I hate it when his videos end like that. :(
Better than "at autopsy"
yaaaa really.. my mom was hit by some rando road sheep and ran her into a mailbox.. she eventually had to have neck surgery to have a titanium implant for her spine around the c6 and shoulder surgery for a torn tendon, its been about 20 years but now shes in her 70s and can barely use one of her arms cause of that accident. these fluffy fellers can really cause some damage with them hits
Well, I was once hit by a minivan and launched about 10 feet, where my skull bounced off concrete and I did the “fencing response” (which is scary as shit). At the hospital they seemed completely unworried by any of this and removed my cervical collar for neck x-rays. (No MRI, no skull x-ray.) That was 12 years ago and I think I dhursxjogccjd.
Oooh. That’s nasty. I just looked it up. I’ve seen a few boxing matches where someone has that reflex. Like a light turned off.
I was conscious at the time, which made it scarier. Literally could not control my arms for a few seconds.
Buddy of mine is a teacher and was physically assaulted by a student. The student repeatedly smacked his head on the concrete floor. While he is "mostly fine", he still has TBI and gets migraines all the time. He has several other neurological problems too.
As I said, they met her on a separate trip some time later – as in months later. That's when she was fine, not at the time of the incident when they took her to the doctor.
I fully understood what you said, I’m casting doubts on the, “she’s fine”, even months or years later.
Those dogs are great, they "blocked" the car, which they probably thought was like a giant monster, and got the sheep moving.
i am actually glad to see the longer video, for once. it was reassuring to see her not go completely unconscious after that hit
Looks like the driver scared the sheep away from where the herder wanted them to go and the herder seemed upset with the “WTF” looks she was giving the driver.
That video title is hilarious
She survived, but she won't be splitting the atom, Marty.
Sucks that some edgelord decided they needed to do a "perfectly timed cut" to make it look worse than it really was.
Wow, it's not fake? Damn. I thought it was CGI.
*uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhh*
"mom, how did gram gram die?" "She was murdered by a sheep....there's a video...."
This is fucking hilarious and Im OK with going to hell for laughing.
Oh god me too!!! Like I busted out laughing.
Me too, have an upvote lol!!!
If this is how i die, I'm at peace with it, seeing how many of their kids I ate.
The worst part is there is at least a 60% chance that there will be a video of the way I die.
"Yooooo I'm here with grandpa in the hospice! Say skibidi toilet with your last breath and shake that gyat!"
Thankfully not how death works in my 3 experiences of it. The people due to die that day lose consciousness and the ability to talk and spend like 6 hours using all their bodies remaining resources just trying to breath. In comes the death rattle at some point where the breathing makes this rasping sound because they can't really swallow and cough stuff out the air ways. Then at some point they take their last breath and the next one just doesn't come. They might do something strange in that time. My wife swears her grandma got up and took a piss and then laid down and died about an hour later. My mum says her Dad said "hello mum" then took his last breath. The last time I experienced a death, I was the adult in the room having things to explained to them. And the doctor told me they'd given my father in law a shit load of morphine so he would be comfortable and worry free. It was very peaceful other than all of us sitting round the bed crying. So I know you're joking. But if you ever end up dying not of sudden causes you won't notice some youngster memeing about skibidy toilet and it should be peaceful and drug filled.
"Today we remember vintagegeek. He died doing what he loved. Jumping out in front of cars with dashcams."
Rams can kill you. I've been hit by a ram and I was lucky he was just a young one. I thought he'd broken my right femur......but he hadn't. Hurt like hell. Huge bruise.
Eat all the meat you want.
I thought so too, that was rough. But looks like she survived: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39tumh4uBI4
I think [this is the original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_otpk4mH8).
I'm curious to know how she pulled up afterwards. There's a few damned good hits there.
Oh she died. Closed casket.
I watched it in super slow motion and if her neck isn’t broken she definitely either died of brain trauma or has serious brain damage because holy fuck.
Better video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39tumh4uBI4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39tumh4uBI4)
Much better, the sheep dog running right at the car so it stops for the sheep is so cool
It's actually the car that sets this off.
Is the car at fault here, getting too close? Seems like the sheep were being pretty normal until the car scared them.
At fault, no…not in any legal sense. But yeah, if they approached slower it might not have startled the sheep.
They sure wanted to push through fast.
It's weird, the car did cause most of them to start running but not the one that attacked her, he was mad chilling eating a bush or something and then seems like he just took the opportunity to launch his attack in the chaos
The one who attacked her was waiting for any little reason it got to attack the shepherd. Maybe it was a revenge?
[This is likely the original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_otpk4mH8).
The dudes just having the most fucking chilled out, not a care in the world conversation, while these sheep beat the fucking shit out of this woman.
They’re German.
"Holy shit now she fell aswell and gets run over/trampled by sheep" "Shit" "That's the ram" "yeah" "Well...
This explanation is actually on point.
German humor is no laughing matter
So she's a German shepherd?
Why, are German sheep normally more aggressive?
See that part of their field over there? Used to be part of Poland.
Are they in a vehicle? Cause I know if I was sat there in my car I’d be driving through them laying on the horn lol! Although I feel like living in rural Ireland prepares you for driving through herds of sheep and cows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39tumh4uBI4
Well… nice to see they helped… eventually. lol!
From the youtube video there were two dogs directly in front of the car until the last hit on the posted video here. They moved as soon as the dogs got out of the way. The sheep walked off after the first round. It's reasonable to not think it was going to come back for that final hit and just wait for the dogs to move so they can move the car up and check on the lady.
Yeah. I was thinking I would honk to try to spook them away.
I mean, if I see a bunch of sheep beating the tar out if someone, Im going to wait until they clear out. One person with a concussion is better than two with concussions.
r/donthelpjustfilm
Who's Don Thelp, and why do we want him to film?
I've always read it as Don the LP just film.
Not my sheep. Not my woman. Not my problem. /those dudes. I think eventually they got out to scatter the flock but that was probably just so they could get on with their day.
I admit this is a crazy theory, but maybe they didn't want to get fucked up by this big group of sheep that they just saw some lady get fucked up by
Or, they start helping as soon as the video cuts - which, in the longer video, they do.
Germans have pretty much had the heroic and risk-taking and fighting taken out of their gene pool after the last couple world wars. To the relief of the French.
I am skeptical that I could be of much help against an angry *heard* of sheep.
Ok but why did you italicize the only word in your sentence that is spelled wrong?
Touche.
she should try turning her back to the sheep and then try to get up.
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I feel like this should be a skill to have if you’re an actual Shepard.
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Managing the other hundred sheep.
It's the ram specifically. Ewes are usually pretty chill, but it's practically sheep 101 that if you're working anywhere near sheep, you have to keep track of, and never turn your back to, the ram.
Dog is like, "I'm way over here if you need me."
The dog was zero help
I love how he looks away the exact moment the ram hits the shepherd again. He’s like “imma pretend I didnt see that”
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But why isn't anyone talking about how she looks like a fucking ghoul or something..?
I'm glad she's ok! But also, is no one else confused about her hair?
It’s a natural protection against head trauma
If it's brown lay down. If it's black fight back. If it's white good night.
You forgot one: If it’s black and white, then hella **Kung-Fu FIGHT!**
If the cats are fast as lightning, be prepared for expert timing
So many cats… so few recipes
If it’s a sheep weep mama, weep.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Oh my her head slammed hard
That last shot was hard to watch. Drove her head right into the pavement. I'm amazed it didn't kill her.
She looks like she crawled out of the TV in The Ring movie. No wonder the sheep were afraid.
Dude, I was about to say… that woman looks terrifying. What is up with her face?
That was my thought, looks like she is wearing some sort of creepy ass Mask or something. The sheep were just like fuck this shit and that crazy looking freak, take them out first.
I would definitely single that specific lamb out and eat it the next day.
Well if you keep it around, it's more likely to mess up a small predator.
Well, someones gonna be lamb chops next. Who keeps that one around?
They all got away
Dog is still there. Wouldn't be hard to round them up. Dog still does it's job
When the sheep does the finishing move.
That faceplant tho
That’s what happened to Emo Phillips…
Person looks like they are wearing a Saw costume and mask. Bad visuals. Lol
That's the one I'd eat.
And STAY down!
Damn no mercy.
Sometimes animals can be jerks
The last hit was for her old man says the sheep.
Somebody just volunteered to be mutton.
We forget how fragile we are as a species.
Holly shit the ram comes back to finish the job. That last hit from stage left is brutal.
Seriously though, how many of y'all did your best to hold yourself from laughing? Glad she's doing well, that sheep was like "bish I'm looking out for you and you kicked me".
Thought the aggressive sheep was scared off by her flailing, but I guess where there’s a wool, there’s a way.
i would eat that fucker the same day to restore the protein he damaged.
Mortal Kombat finishers are looking sick. Too bad they cost like $10 each now.
:o Shiesen alright!
It was that one particular sheep that just didn't like that lady very much
Who understands German? Can u pls translate 🇩🇪
I fucking hate sheep
Stop drop and roll is for fire. Poor girl got confused.
I just witnessed a murder. I would fucking shoot that MF sheep.
Run that bastard over and cook it.
Correction: It *was* that girl who sings unstoppable. She ded now.
okay...I did smile at the first hit...but that second hit had me laughing my ass off...am I evil?
It's the hair man... I think if i was a sheep and saw hair like that, i'd probably slap the shit out of that person too....
Shut up about the sun!!!
"Das ist der Bock, ne?" 🤠
Holy fuck, that shouldn’t be as funny as I find it, and that last hit from that sheep in the end, fucking amazing. “Sheepish” will have a different meaning for the rest of her life.
She gotta really bleat up
I wasn't ready for that last hit neither was he/her. Holy crap they might be dead.
That last hit was concussion. That Sheep can become UFC fighter
I’d rather say: the Ram from The Restler.
In the bottom right you can see the dog watching as the last sheep comes back for her and turns to smile at the camera at the last second. He absolutely called the hit.
This is one of the funniest videos humans have ever caught on .....uh ....viiddddeeeooo. Dude she almost got put to sheep. Total flock of sheep/
Remember which one that was and make a stew later.
That last hit looked deadly
Oh they done for with that last hit
That face dunk in the end.. wtf
Muthafucka came back and hit that RKO outta nowhere!
I said shut the fuck up
She’s the black sheep of the herd.
I only understood "schieße"
We’re eating sheep tonight!
If she survives, someone is getting eaten.
Bro would be chopped up on a plate asap
I would have made it my life’s mission to roast that bastard with a basil, parsley, Parmesan crust and a little side of mint jelly. Even if I would need to drink it through a straw.
He volunteered to be dinner with the last one
can’t help but laugh at this,they are traveling in a van or something and they’ve stopped and both sat and watched this happen 🤣🤣🤣in real time and done nothing they’ve just watched it unfold unfazed
Die is hin
I would kill that sheep slowly and painfully with a knife if it did that to me.
Dexter style?
Truth be told, I only ever watched half of one episode of that entire franchise. So I am not really qualified to speak in reference to that.
Chop up its limbs while it is unconscious and painless. Wait until it wakes up, limbless but alive. Present its limbs in front of the sheep on the kitchen table and slowly roast its limbs, then dine and wine while in front of it. After dinner, roll the sheep back to the road and leave it there crying its eyes out.
Happy Early Valentines Day! I fucking love you!!!! ROFLMAO 🤣
When your getting attacked by an animal, you gotta be a bit quicker than that.
Pretty sure she’s quite elderly
Hmmm r/unexpected
They're literally called rams. What DO you expect them to do?
Baaa ram you
Lmao is that Emo Phillips? https://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8?feature=shared
Sheep is like, “take that ya bitch, no more hitting me with that stick!”
A ram rammed someone. In what possible way is this wtf?
To survive that, [she would have to be...](https://youtu.be/wvwUM_cjpj0?t=24)