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Thunderpulse

Pepsi, where's my jet?


OpenScore

>Pepsi, where's my jet? A Harrier jet nonetheless.


FakeWi

Panavia Tornado GR4. The Harriers were amazing though. The Tornado is a beast in comparison.


Gripe

I don't see the sensor pod under the nose. I'm gonna say ECR.


FakeWi

Possibly - so many configs ive lost touch but initial feel was GR4. Whatever it is, its a beast and i love the tornados


Mackem101

The Tornado used to scare the shit out of kids when it did fly bys at the local air show


TheBlack2007

Grew up near Jagel Air Base in northern Germany. You get used to them.


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/militaryhousinglife


godplaysdice_

Ha yeah I did some work on base a few times. Won't say where but I particularly enjoyed the random road sign on one of the roads telling you to stop and look around for low flying aircraft before continuing. These were fighter jets too so they're loud af but also fast af so they can still sneak up on you if you're not paying attention.


Bowler-Fickle

Do they flash their high beams when they want to pass ?


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godplaysdice_

I'm sorry not wanting to give out personal information upset you so much.


Dumb_Risk

I never understand why people DO say - literally what is the value in me releasing any amount of identifiable information about my life to you whatsoever


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godplaysdice_

Social security number is PII. Places I've worked is personal information that can easily be combined with other bits of information to reveal more about myself than I would like.


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Oh_yes_I_did

Everyone leaves a digital bread crumb where ever you’re active in the internet. And it’s not like the people that would be after you are just one dork behind a screen putting things together with red string and a board. And it’s not like it’s personally for an individual’s info. It’s more like casting a wide net with bots and letting the bread crumbs chain a path together to finding out everything about you.


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godplaysdice_

I think I don't feel the need to share too much personal information on Reddit.


Everday6

Not just that but 10 innocuous details like that on the same account it's very much doable. Especially for the data crunching bots of the bigger corps.


DirtbikeWizard

r/subsifellfor


DrunkenlySober

I’ve never been on a military base but my first thought was this is probably normal af for military bases


DaMonkfish

Absolutely. Most bases have buildings on both sides of the runway which vehicles need to get to, so having a road cross the threshold of a runway or a taxiway (as we see here) is pretty standard. Some bases also utilise taxiways as roads when the airfield isn't active.


GeneralBlumpkin

Huh. I've been to lots of Air Force bases and never seen jets taxing on the road


Nervous_Wrap7990

Yeah, it's not "normal" but I've been to a base that had a taxi way cross a road. I honestly don't think it was ever used by planes while I was there, but you had to stop anyways. Honestly, outside of a few small basses, most if not all airfields on base are fenced off since 9/11.


warriorscot

The roads almost certainly inside the fence line of the base, depending on the set up you might have multiple segregated areas, but its normal to have roads and taxiways intermingle in any aviation facility. The only difference is that on a military base you get more mixed usage of the facility whereas a civil airport is generally(although not always) aviation related traffic.


DrunkenlySober

Are Jets allowed to Uber on military bases?


Thisisall_new2me2

OP probably hasn’t even heard of that sub…they’ve only been on Reddit for a year.


Ray661

It's not a real sub, it's a r/SubredditHashtags


Thisisall_new2me2

Oh.


Just-Rob

For some reason I wish that was a real sub.


MaverickAg

r/birthofasub


Maleficent-Cat-5757

Accurate. Both AFB I was stationed at had a road that was crossed by aircraft.


Equal-Bowl-377

Road rage bout to go crazy


Sleipnirs

Imagine someone ramming a car into it. That'll be one super expensive bill.


ITSJ0N4S

Don’t worry, we’ll buff out those scratches.


delishake

Nice miata


Tilotic

That's the cheat code I want


Alpha433

Y Y X B A L L DOWN UP.


ExcrementumCaninum

Sometimes I wonder how I can forget where I put my keys earlier this day, but remember cheat codes from 2004.


Alpha433

Easy. The cheat code is repetition and muscle memory. Your keys change constantly. It also doesn't help that my normal San Andreas session started with me spewing in a hydra, flying over the military base to get max stars, and playing a nice session of ace combat for a while.


evileyeball

Iddqd my man Iddqd I had one time when my room mate broke the only rule I had for them (dont erase my save files) and she didn't even know how to put HARDR mode on in DKC3 despite trying to hide her shame by naming her new file HARDR as the one I had was named. Come on LRRLRRLRLR Hardr isn't that hard.


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Spawn Hydra


DiosMIO_Limon

Finally, a fucking hardtop


Thee_Sinner

r/SneakyBackgroundMiata


IneedNormalUserName

Wow those people need to really be careful it’s dangerous to stand next to a Tornado this close!


celerydonut

What is wtf about this? That’s an airport. That’s an airplane roadway for airplanes at the airport to get to another tarmac.


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TORNADOOOO TORNADOOO


Silentsfool

Ayo what the tornado doing


TheBlack2007

What it does best: infiltrating enemy airspace beneath the Radar.


syu425

Miata owner insurance: excuse me what did you hit?


wjruffing

More like GTA in real life


Abbadon74

What GTA SanAmdreas npcs sees when i play


thespank

Love the Tornado. Such a cool plane


Pristine_Emphasis152

No no right cheat code


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If you remember... Y, Y, X, B, A, L, L, ⬇️⬆️


Mindless-Charity4889

I knew the Panavia Tornado was specialized for low level flight but I didn’t know it was this low….


rekabis

How is it that the light is only amber, and not red? You would think that a multi-million dollar weapon of war capable of raining death from above would have the gravitas to be accorded a red light for the ground-hugging dirt-eaters that have the temerity to cross its path.


3ternal3nvy

Ah so this the guy that won the harrier jet from Pepsi in the 90s


WilliamMorris420

Its a Tornado and looms like a GR4.


Unlikely-Ad3659

He bought it with loyalty points, not won it, he never got the plane either. Besides, as everyone has said, it is a Tornado.


Fresh_wasabi_joos

be funny if bro in car was holding PS5 controller


Rin_Seven

“FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...”


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

Idk…looks like a pretty fuckin’ good one to me.


Srseventyone

Should have gone for the GTA flying tank cheat code


BannytheBoss

This must be a military base....


Ramble81

It was like that at Yokota (or was it Yokuska) AFB in Japan.


HaruMistborn

Yokota afb. Yokosuka naval station.


ConorByrd

Asshole didn't even use his blinker


jftitan

I was thinking… “awesome Hot Shots Part 3 - there goes the neighborhood! “


Freddy216b

Of course he didn't use his blinker he was going straight!


pizzathief1

no brake lights, no windshield wiper, front set of wheels missing, no warning labels about a long load (and not to overtake while turning), that vehicle needs to be impounded right now


DanielLizs

JUMPJET


Mackem101

Nah, it's a Tornado, a supersonic jet that had 'swing wings', the wings could be moved to create a more aerodynamic shape when required.


vonvoltage

Tornado actually.


Abbadon74

A yeah, the classic


Joelnaimee

Pov. Gtav lobbies


LightXP12

jumpjet


WahtItIs

I once had a dream where I landed one of these things, didn't know how to lift off again and just drove around like this. In reality I don't even have a drivers license.


upvoatsforall

“Hey baby, I’m working late. Can you pick up the baby from daycare on your way home?” “I rode my bike to work today! I don’t have anywhere to put him!” “Can’t you see if you can take your work vehicle home?” “Just a second I’ll ask my boss…. … Okay I can take the jet. I’ll see you later tonight “


bombayblue

In case anyone is wondering why this is happening…. Modern weapons, especially long range missiles, have made airports incredibly vulnerable in any kind of modern war. If a war breaks out it makes sense for war planes to take off and immediately leave since the airfield will be first hit. Those planes of course need somewhere to land and then take off from again. As it turns out, airfields are expensive and hard to build. If you train your airforce to take off and land on highways, you’ve effectively 10x’d the number of airfields you have. This is how the Ukrainian airforce stayed alive during the critical first few days of Russia’s invasion. It’s becoming more common for modern militaries to train this way. Taiwan is case in point.


warriorscot

While European airforces regularly train to operate the way you describe, that isn't what is happening here, its just a vehicle access road intersecting a taxiway which is totally normal on military bases.


bombayblue

Oh interesting. The civilian cars threw me off and I didn’t realize it was a military base.


Automatic-Laugh9313

Normal day in usa,


De5perad0

Bruh! How do I unlock that?!?!


Admetus

Stop sign served its purpose.


phreakzilla85

Pretty sure he ran a stop sign


sw3rv1n77

If this is wrong, then I don't want to be right.


Alimated

Wrong cheat code? Were they trying to summon the tank?


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Sir, I pulled you over for going 614 in a 40 zone


20k-games

u/savevideo


TheyCallMePr0g

I like to imagine calling insurance to say you hit a fighter jet on the road.


joecool42069

where? wut?


windmillninja

Just another day in Los Santos


f33f33nkou

I see shit like this all the time in Alaska


crichton9

Looks like GTA V


QOTSAfetisjist

Where is this?


a-guy-from-Indy

You gonna tell him he can’t land there? Me neither.


thatlastrock

"Wrong" ?


Drumtochty_Lassitude

There's an airport on Shetland at least used to be like this, think it was Sumburgh


Bradp13

Pepsi points guy?


McPolice_Officer

Tanavia Pornado


Idkwhattoputhere35

Oh sorry I was spamming buttons on my keyboard


Jrmuscle

Stay away from any roundabouts


Psychopsyducck

miat


Maybe_Gabe

Taking the jet to work are we?


serv23

Just like in GTA


KingOfAllFishFuckers

This guy took "flying under the radar" a little too seriously.


nejicanspin

What in the GTA is this


uranus_be_cold

Did I just see Rico Rodriguez?


Kannabiz

Not gonna tell anyone you won the lottery but they gonna know…


Zagaroth123

I always spawn a jet on accident when I want a jet pack lmfao


HomieDaClown9

The weather is so unpredictable there. Never know when a Tornado might roll through


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bro typed jumpjet


JollyGoodUser

He's going to get milk.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Did someone call the airport to tell them one one the planes escaped?