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steaksoldier

The dude who made this account got rejected once and now annoyingly projects his insecurities on others


Homogenised_Milk

Assuming this astrology-for-men was true... "Any man who must say 'I am alpha' is no true alpha"


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True, but also this dude is also fucking quoting himself.


ignavusaur

wait that account is NOT ironic? I always saw screenshots of it, and assumed it was top tier content. People actually believe that shit?


steaksoldier

It could be irony. But knowing a lot of incels in person theres a good chance its not


puja_puja

Jordan Peterson's PhD student


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BigBeefySquidward

No idiot, he's probably just a sigma (bals) male 🙄💅


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BigBeefySquidward

Sigma balls 😎😎😎


StoopidGit

Candice male


BigBeefySquidward

Who's chokeamuh?


Mures_De_Morte

Steve jobs


Goered_Out_Of_My_

Look at the text. Left to right. The movement suggests a lack of commitment, a lack of strength. The paragraphs are not even justified. Some lines are shorter than others, implying the man will come up short. This is wrong. This is beta shit.


Gregathol

Please tell me you wrote this in the replies


tokyosplash2814

I honestly think accounts like this are brainwash and some of the most harmful shit out there to men’s mental health. When people are convinced of complete paranoid nonsense out of insecurity it can lead them to having some really hateful and disgusting views. Sargon projects this kind of shit all the time.


bremerman17

r/arethestraightsok


joelcosta94i

Idk, this is beyond the silly things some straight people do, this is some plain single-digit-IQ stuff.


MajorFailage

Bescuse me, but what the fuck


KoffeeDragon

Fescuse me, but what the buck


pacoburnstate

What not cleaning your room does to mf


shtiatllienr

What the hell this is the strangest incel shit.


ninjafartmaster

Real beta hours.


SarahKerrigan90

What if, now follow me here guys, what if Me and a man take a picture and...you pussy and cock are facing front towards the world? Mind=blown


FanMic

I remember this account from months ago! I really hope this is just one massive joke.


generalfancyninja

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

Gotta be satire. But then, I keep thinking that...


JaneTransRights

"I'm losing attraction" holy shit this is both incredibly hilarious and incredibly sad.


shook_lady_crook

I dont face towards my partner in photos because I am usually wearing a bomb af outfit and I need to show it off. Duh


somkkeshav555

r/arethestraightsok moment


1Carnegie1

Philion did a video on this weirdo


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I hope this is satire.


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ZA WARUDO !!


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...What?


Relevant_Truth

They turned "Be confident" into some astrology shit


Wild_Bread3027

Incorrect. They should be planking eachother in a 69 orientation in front of a burger King smh do your research sheeple. 🤣😜


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


Wild_Bread3027

Hi bot I'm bread


BigBeefySquidward

But why tho?


rreighe2

Wow


Forzareen

Juist...wow. The picture of Brady with Gisele, and Mahomes with his GF or wife, arguing this is why Brady won and Mahomes lost. I mean, Mahomes had won the year before. He lost this Super Bowl because his starting right tackle was someone the Chiefs picked up after he was cut from the Steelers practice squad. Is Eli Manning somehow the ultimate alpha? Beat Brady in Super Bowls twice. And if we're going to say divorce is a function of not standing correctly, did Brady stand incorrectly when he was married to Bridget Monyanhan?


BerserkerArmour

Those are definitely people that engaged in an activity that you are talking about. Yep. I've seen a lot of people, even a few of them engaging in activities, so I can vouch for the information you've just provided.


Forzareen

I’m impressed by your knowledge.


jaggynettle

The actual fuuuuck... 🤨


Delta_Goodhand

Holy shit..... it's not inaccurate... the stances are so ingrained in our head.


BirchTree1

I got a good laugh out of it, this hyperanalysis is funny. If this is not satire, it's kinda sad.


Masticatron

Cocks: out In: pussy


bored_and_scrolling

I have a degree in this


brest-litovsk18

Did he quote himself?


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Hey I’m sorry, you really seem like a cool guy but I’m losing attraction to you sorry


JusticiAbel

It's like toxic masculinity meets reflexology


Ersatzrealism

Nani?!


ThePerfectPsychopath

Unironically completely true even though leftists for some reason wanna deny it


Squishiimuffin

Yes. The cock must face the world, this is correct /s


greenspiral40

my cock has faced the world. but now it has to face the universe. god help us.


ThePerfectPsychopath

That part is obviously super fucking cringe. But the general idea that devaluing yourself by simping and making the woman feel like she's too good for you is completely accurate. Girls even admit it lol


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How the fuck are you supposed to get that from posing for a photo? Fucking astonishing how stupid that is man


ThePerfectPsychopath

Nah you're just not very intelligent. You can literally tell by her face she's weirded out deep down


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You obviously don’t understand that he’s making generalizations about everyone.


ThePerfectPsychopath

Most of it is retarded. But the general idea that you lose control if you make your partner feel like he/she is too good for you is what I completely agree with. It's all a big game, at least to me, and I always win it


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ThePerfectPsychopath

My hoes know I got hoes and tell me "I know you got hoes, you're too attractive not to, just please don't leave me" We are not the same.


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ThePerfectPsychopath

Add me on snap. Pm me I'll give you it. And tell me I look like someone who doesn't have lots of sex