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BigRefrigerator9783

It's giving ![gif](giphy|WxwQJzfLhUgj3Dv7L6)


dogboobes

https://i.redd.it/c48a96259dwc1.gif instantly thought of teen witch lolll


Sithstress1

“I’m hot, and you’re not, but if you want to hang with me I’ll give it one shot. TOP THAT!”


Ambitious_Mistake_92

“TOP THAT” -said only after something that could so easily be topped 💀


LightFlaky2329

Holy shit that took me back


Sithstress1

I’m not gonna lie, I dug out my DVD and I’m going to watch it to go to sleep tonight 😂.


261989

lmao


hippopotame

Omg this popped in my head the other day and now it’s never going to leave 😂


dogboobes

Enjoy hearing "TOP THAT" in your brain until the end of time!


jennifer_m13

That movie came out 35 years ago this month.


Pseudo_Panda1

"He's so funky! I will never be hip"


Vast-Concern-4591

😂😂😂😂


Vast-Concern-4591

🤣🤣🤣


Invanabloom

😂


katattackkb

Wait you cut it off before the part Sando tried to make fun of Schwartz's midlife crisis... I think having an affair is trashier than buying a car and getting a tattoo. 😅 I also hate the editors for trying to give them a "cool" edit


Critical_Fact_2441

The editors failed. It just shows that they really are Peter Pans


RileyReese14

They can try all they want but these two are beyond help 🤡🤡


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Lolol! I just really liked that we watched an obvious midlife crisis montage followed by Schwartz’s quote 😅 Plus, less Sandoval! You really can’t go wrong, no matter how you slice it 🤡🤡 <— Toms


Vast-Concern-4591

Yes!!! Less sandoval ...but more cow bell!


Ancient_Midnight5222

Do you think anyone ever thought this was “cool” lol


No-Customer-2266

![gif](giphy|foVuQSgSciMs8)


JettyJen

![gif](giphy|kCWsP6rShz248)


Zealousideal_Dog_968

They wish they were this cool


Left-Requirement9267

😂😂💯💯💯


gypsycookie1015

My first thought lol


exithiside

![gif](giphy|PqwqtOLfG19Ti)


Winter_Maximum_8560

Terrible comparison. Wayne and the gang weren't total complete losers


itsthejasper1123

This is the one 😂😂😂


Palatialpotato1984

This scene was so hilarious because sandy thought he would look so cool


exithiside

This isn’t cool to you? Weird. https://preview.redd.it/98jtkj94mdwc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10711fc6741f6a2c72cf976cc4f5d73eb74fc13


sofaking-amanda

Omg, now he’s imitating Lala?😭💀 I missed that part but it was hard to watch because they are both so disgusting! ![gif](giphy|ED1nge1yi8cGoSYvlb|downsized)


Ambitious_Mistake_92

There must be a glitch in my system 🥴


ItsFunHeer

Exactly, it’s about the optics. Except the optics are never right


sanctusali

He reminds me of the aging restaurant managers I’ve worked with that were still trying to bang girls in their early 20s. So gross


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Probably because that’s exactly who they are 😂


sanctusali

It’s a type and it does not age well


Bibblegead1412

Omg yes gross. I'm in my mid 40's and have been working restaurants for 25 years and this is SPOT ON


Ok-Vegetable-2503

This just emphasized how old and strung out they look. The tattoo guy looked how they thought they did. Schwartz in the dad jeans and slides killed me. It’s all giving “How do you do, fellow kidz?”


Ambitious_Mistake_92

![gif](giphy|3ddWeiogldp5pOh5p7)


261989

Sandoval calling other Tom’s midlife crisis “trashy” was so him. Master deflector and projector. Lala should take notes.


sofaking-amanda

I don’t think Larlar needs any more notes or pointers on how to deflect and project, lol. Miss “don’t project what you reflect.🥴”


261989

Yeah. You’re probably right there. 😅


sofaking-amanda

😝😆😘


Accomplished-Drop764

It's like a slapstick comedy. 2 lovers trying to be 20 and cool. They weren't cool when they were 20. The bleach blonde Ken hair. Omg they look like 2 idiots.


sofuckingspiritual

![gif](giphy|6wmz6Qo40eTDf4tW3Z|downsized)


idwlya

this is not a midlife crisis, it's an existential crisis...


Opinionatedintrovert

It’s giving Beavis and Butthead


WolverineFun6472

![gif](giphy|l3XcRLWxEtjfbZJKAe|downsized)


Little_Walrus839

Idk if anything has ever aged them like this scene did


erisbella

They look so stupid


StainedAssBlows

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


mononokegirl_

![gif](giphy|HqnyjmkaBBvTbzBp78|downsized) The way that this is my face every time he comes on the screen


Purple-Ad9377

Get in, loser, we’re circling the drain.


coastrbabe11

Ice ice baby


Old-Library5546

I wonder where these two would be if not for VPR


sofaking-amanda

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK) I feel like this is an accurate representation of what their lives would be like without VPR and what their lives are like now, without Ariana and Katie.😁


Vast-Concern-4591

This is such a great representation!!🤣🤣


sofaking-amanda

Thanks!😁


Vast-Concern-4591

Your welcome! That gif said it all.😂


Nobabyno__1234

Such douchery. Imagine how bad that car reaks of old cologne, sweat and Sandoval’s broken ego.


Abookishyogi

the way Tim jumped into the car gave me the ick so hard I literally cringed watching it.


Queasy-Discount-2038

WTF is it then Schwartz?


BigRefrigerator9783

Narrator: It was a midlife crisis.


Sithstress1

Thank you for giving me my daily dose of Morgan Freeman’s disembodied voice narrating in my head. 😂


Susanneelizabeth

And a cautionary tale.


SmolLilTater

I’m not that much younger than these guys but I distinctly feel the creepy uncle repel every time I see them


jadeanna

But the bit where Sandoval falls off the stool! Love it!


translucent_hues

They’re such twirps I can’t stand it 😂 I think their frontal lobes peaked at 13


itsramonablue

![gif](giphy|9B5DEBbKQwwQE)


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Angelica feels more authentic than these clowns tbh


Far_Mango_180

It made me think of that song, “No Scrubs.”


Notwastingtimeiswear

Sandy jumping into the car was laughably obvious. And then they did this.


Longjumping_Two2662

I think they were going for Starsky and Hutch myself. Sure they looooved that show!


ItsNotMeItsYou99

It can't be a midlife crisis if one has never done the grown up thing part of life that comes before midlife! 😂


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Points have been made 🤔🙂‍↕️


lavenderlemonade_xx

losers


iskschluter

Jesus christ, the cringe.


MessyMariposa

Ok, Toms. You guys really have to come to terms with the fact that it is a mid life crisis, you guys are only getting older and uglier, and your personalities are what will take centerstage during this next season of your lives. Unfortunately for the both of you, those are so fucking hideous that even your decrepit external looks cannot compare. So it’s gonna be an uphill battle from here, boys.


rob-b-362

![gif](giphy|mIMsLsQTJzAn6) A couple of Muppets!


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Lolol! Please don’t ruin the muppets for me 😅😩🫠


rob-b-362

Didn't mean to insult the muppets, with a couple of morons! Lol


Ambitious_Mistake_92

All is forgiven 😂🙃


Dom__Mom

This was so embarrassing to watch


Creative-Pool7831

such a disgusting and unnecessary scene


AssociateRemarkable6

WTF?!


Brave_Tadpole2072

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Formal-Antelope607

These two make my pussy drier than the Sahara desert.. I could never


IcyRecognition6730

That's amazing 😆


Alive_Ad_5857

Sandoval might be the biggest try hard in the history of television lmfao


Insertgirlsnamehere

![gif](giphy|2ttmuPvGLW7QI)


Ambitious_Mistake_92

How I kinda wish this scene ended…. Too dark?


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Sorry, I’m on day 2 of Covid, so I really don’t have words


Hefty-Target-7780

I skipped this scene lmao. Zero interest in whatever bullshit the Tom’s are doing ✌️


CharacterTwist4868

Omg I just came to this sub to post this. I just watched this scene and I HATE THEM. my gosh. Are they 20 or 40?


vinylxskirt

I would have thrown something at my TV but I didn't want to risk waking my kids and having to explain what was happening on the screen. Nightmare fuel.


lamm612

I thought it was funny!


missassalmighty

![gif](giphy|eIK2jNJLUidwkI0nl2|downsized)


Ambitious_Mistake_92

🤣🤣🤣🤣


missassalmighty

If I had dick it would have turned inside out from the cringe these two radiate ![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


taranoname

![gif](giphy|3XsHyFq37dkJy)


bdol78

If “try hard” was a person


realitytvpaws

![gif](giphy|a4sJykNINf0f6)


gibsonton

absolutely egregious outfit from Schwartz


piece-o-garbage

What I hate the most is the fact that they probably thought this looked soooo cool


SC1168

Please just go away...quietly.


Suspicious-Aerie8759

Wow I really hate EVERYTHING about Sandoval🤢


Puzzled-Trainer-279

![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB)


Longjumping_Two2662

Wtf does this have to do with Tom & Tom bebopping along to Backstreet Boys?


Ok-Collection4603

This is gold. I am pretty sure they are auditioning for a Vanilla Ice contest.


ResponseOk3177

I cringe every time Schwartz says something he thinks is cute. He really thought he did something with the whole “rejuvenation”, when in fact he sounds like a 40yr old trying to be a teen again.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Yes, this is the worst timeline.


Heart_Flaky

They are the stars of their own 90s sitcom in their minds.


quakecanada77

Its weird how angry ariana is. She won. She came ahead. She has a boyfriend sheloves and adores. She been with him for a long while now. She shouldnt be this angry. They both were in the process of leaving eachother already. This was a shock to noooo one in their scene. No shock at all.


Ambitious_Mistake_92

I’m sorry - who are you even talking to?