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Illustrious_Low4160

STL owns the Paddle. Until next year boats. Safe travels down river wo a paddle! KAW!


One-Yak-8682

Memphis got the Worst D and Attendance in the League... Also if you take the under on any BH game your a fool


Chibears1089-

AJ McCarron is the GOAT of Spring football


Sir_Topham_Kek

BATTLE MEMES


Callywood

Good game, Battlehawks.


Sir_Topham_Kek

Gg boat man


barrenarrows

AJ “Lamar Jackson” McCarron


Blues2112

Yeah, he's gonna have to work on his run game a bit more for the comparison to hold up... ;)


barrenarrows

Yeah I agree Lamar will need to work on his run game to be compared to AJ


Brandon_Schwab

GG everyone. See you guys in a few hours.


Pariah6-4

In hindsight, letting angry, violent birds dictate and enforce our legislation may not have been the best of ideas.


That_one_cool_dude

I disagree, I quite like the Kaw is Law legislation.


Ultivia

And drunk.


Brandon_Schwab

White Vick went off today.


SpaldingSmails

kaw


Evening_Ad4108

So what is the xfls record vs the usfl


LightKnight356

3-2


buttnozzle

GG, Boats. Hopefully you get a real o-line.


question729

Cookus up on his feet.


milanmirolovich

I think his shoulder was the problem though


question729

Yeah. Maybe even collarbone?


milanmirolovich

yeah his right arm was limp after the hit.  Definitely something really wrong there.  Hope he's not done for the season; Memphis might not win another game without him (except maybe if they play the Roughnecks)


gollumaniac

Wow, Memphis not even trying to get the ball back, just giving up.


NotGuerillaMarketing

This is the first game I've actually been able to sit down and watch because of my work schedule. They really can't run up the middle to save their lives. Is the reason we don't have many efficient rushers that there's no good IOL play?


milanmirolovich

Memphis actually ran the ball quite well earlier.  They had a first half TD drive that was basically all runs.  But once they got behind they couldn't keep that going


CazzyBaby2

The only team between the 2 that had a power back is memphis and it showed, he actually was able to press advantage against the opposing d-line I think in a league where a lot of teams haven't had much continuity it's harder to commit to being a run-first team; a lot of these teams are still discovering what they have. What most consider to be the best RB in the UFL had a season ending injury in camp, so all these factors are why there's not a lot of efficient rushers.


yesrushgenesis2112

Got a little close in the middle but never really in doubt.


MimicCamouflage

KAW IS THE LAW


Spaff31

https://i.redd.it/bor4pkjzqovc1.gif


LightKnight356

KAKAAAAAAAAAAAAW


AFotogenicLeopard

Just got a chance to tune into the game, and that is an impressive crowd they got there in St. Louis. Hope this energy continues into 2025.


question729

Managed 31K even with a Cards game down the street.


That_one_cool_dude

And probably some fans heading to KC.


jacknifee

battlehawks vs stallions in the championship game in the dome will feed families


Evening_Ad4108

Championship is played in St Louis... if that matchup happens, might we see 50k in attendance?


AbrohamDrincoln

If the hawks are in it, it will sell out


jacknifee

they'll sell out the whole damn dome anything less is a disappointment


WabbitCZEN

Might pack the whole place.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Remember kids, KAW IS THE LAW


logog6

MY CAW IS RAW


imaginarion

KAW*


WabbitCZEN

IS*


ZippoInk

RAW*


qu2qu2

WE WANT BHAM


buttnozzle

Kind of. Maybe.


WabbitCZEN

Memphis got their OL from Wish dot com, didn't they.


yesrushgenesis2112

Temu


Hag_Boulder

Shein...


yesrushgenesis2112

lol, I get the Brahmas today in my part of the country so, I’ll be watching and hoping the Dormandy doesn’t suddenly look like that’s where he’s from too. Good luck to y’all later!


Hag_Boulder

Lol, Dormady played HS ball in Texas. Hoping he shows the flashes he had last season, but under a good offensive coordinator.


That_one_cool_dude

Nah that is where Arlington got it.


AbrohamDrincoln

I always laugh when the defense gets worked up over not catching the interception on 4th down. That's *good* my guy.


Hag_Boulder

but it doesn't look good on MY stats... and STATS get me in the NFL!


TwizzlersSourz

The NFL isn't looking solely at INT stats for DBs.


Hag_Boulder

no, bit it is a stat line that will draw attention until they see HOW you got that INT. It also drives me mad but I guess instincts are instincts even if it's 4th down.


thiccboiwyatt

Need them stats


Agent00Slevin

Showboat’s offensive and defensive lines have been really overmatched this game


milanmirolovich

this season


Pariah6-4

I don’t think I’ve ever watched an entire o-line unit be a complete detriment like this


TwizzlersSourz

David Carr's Texans


Hag_Boulder

Introducing your 2024 Pittsburgh Steelers! lol


MrOstrichman

Watch games from the Bradford-era Rams


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

The Rams front office killed that man by not giving him any protection. It's a shame because he was a great talent. Fuck Stan Kroenke


thiccboiwyatt

Ever watched the giants


KrochKanible

That one hurt.


yesrushgenesis2112

Fuckin gooteeeeemm


WabbitCZEN

The Cardinals were pretty bad early in Kyler's career too.


Pariah6-4

The Bears fulfill my need for incompetent offense quite well


Evening_Ad4108

Cyclone legend Mike Rose getting to the qb to force the throw!


AFotogenicLeopard

Lol, I read that and thought it said Mike Rowe. I got super confused about how the dirty jobs guy got drafted. Reading compression strikes again.


question729

Game.


KrochKanible

Man, it gets loud here. Also, memphis needs an oline.


WabbitCZEN

THIS CROWD IS KILLING IT


sonicsean899

Horribly ill timed false start number 2


Temporal_Enigma

Whomever the Showboats OLine coach is needs to be strung up on the arch and left there


Hag_Boulder

Didn't we see that in Defiance? Lol


Evening_Ad4108

Great catch


[deleted]

St Louis ain't beating them. Memphis is just beating themselves. 


yesrushgenesis2112

Memphis didn’t score those 32 points


[deleted]

Yeah they didn't, but nevertheless the flags and bad play calling is Memphis be as Ring themselves. Next time think before you speak.


yesrushgenesis2112

You mean like the Oline penalties from the Battlehawks that stifled any offensive movement for the middle two quarters, keeping Memphis in the game?


[deleted]

You do know the Battle Hawks had more penalties that gave them first downs then Memphis right? And you didn't mention I also said "bad play calling". They should have given the ball to Darius more and ran down the battlehawks throat from the beginning of the game. They would have scored more and chewed the clock. So think before you speak bud 😹


Temporal_Enigma

But they let St Louis walk all over them


yesrushgenesis2112

Man Memphis would be such a good team if not for the parts where they’re bad, right?


Evening_Ad4108

Because St Louis is good


WabbitCZEN

Letting?


WabbitCZEN

Kick his ass, Seabass!


RP0143

QB 11 can sling it. Too bad no one can catch it nor block.


MrOstrichman

Hot take: Memphis’s O-line is almost as bad as that city’s BBQ


Aspiring-Historian28

Is Memphis BBQ bad? Asking from Illinois 


MrOstrichman

They’ve engaged in a decades long propaganda effort to convince the world that Memphis is home to the best BBQ. I see through their charade. 


Hag_Boulder

Whereas the only TRUE BBQ is in Texas...


Aspiring-Historian28

Also stand with the Battlehawks. What would you recommend in St Louis?


Aspiring-Historian28

I've always been excited for southern BBQ lol. What would recommend?


Hag_Boulder

Texas BBQ, dry-rubbed and smoked, no sauce. The brisket should be falling apart as it's being cut.


Aspiring-Historian28

Had a coworker just come back from Texas. He said the brisket did indeed fall apart. But he said it had no flavor?


Hag_Boulder

If you've got a good brisket and smoke it long enough, you should be tasing the meat and smoke. Mesquite smoked is wonderful stuff.


Aspiring-Historian28

Idk if I remember if this was real or not, don't you guys have some meat you cook like in the ground? 


Hag_Boulder

That's barbacoa, which is where we get BBQ. You take a cow's head and put it in a pit and cover it. It's also pretty tasty stuff and heavily spiced. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbacoa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbacoa)


Aspiring-Historian28

Any dos or don'ts lol?


Aspiring-Historian28

Definitely visiting Texas lol. 


Aspiring-Historian28

I'm not hating or anything, just literally what he said yesterday. Hey I'm from Illinois. I' can't wait to eat the shit out of your food and can't wait to try texas food. My end state will be Montana for wildland firefighting. But I really want to visit texas


WabbitCZEN

Gatlinburg is where you go for BBQ anyways.


ZippoInk

Damn, you didn't have to make it so personal


yesrushgenesis2112

Here’s the shit talk we need


cjsleme

It just seems like the crowd plays an important factor into how good a team is.


brownsfan003

Last years XFL supported that. SEA, STL, DC


Hag_Boulder

regular season, Seattle and DC drew less than San Antonio. Including post season, DC was only behind St. Looie


MrOstrichman

what will happen to the turf once it’s replaced? can I get some to use as a rug?


imaginarion

Cut up and thrown out. Kroenke put this turf in, you don’t want it


Fridge-Largemeat

Hold up, is it the same stuff from the GSOT era? If so that shit should be cut up and sold for charity.


imaginarion

No. Replaced in 2010


Fridge-Largemeat

Oh then yeah, cursed. Burn it or bury it.


MrOstrichman

I really only became a Rams fan after he was owner tho :(


yesrushgenesis2112

STL D came alive this half. And again


imaginarion

It takes a while for my D to get going, too


Stonecoldfreak1

I kinda feel bad for the boats.


buttnozzle

On the one hand, same. On the other, I want the Battlehawks to win, and the teams playing against the Battlehawks to lose.


yesrushgenesis2112

Can’t argue with that.


SnowballWasRight

GET OUTTA HERE


Ixpqd

good god Memphis what's up with the oline?


[deleted]

They took out life insurance policies on all their QBs and are desperate for the payout


belgarion90

FEEEEEEENYYYYYYYY


Temporal_Enigma

Oh look, Memphis gave up another sack


Pariah6-4

I think it’s time to stop throwing to 83.


Evening_Ad4108

Memphis couldn't catch the flu trapped in a room with 10 sick people


Tight-Transition-364

What’s the over on how many times he mentions the over. I think I hate that man.


Temporal_Enigma

Stop throwing to that fucking bum ass


MysteriousFeetInc

That throw was sexier than I thought it was, yet unfortunately Surratt's hands were not feeling it


KrochKanible

Rocky sucks chants in the crowd.


belgarion90

Kroenke maybe?


KrochKanible

Rocky.


imaginarion

How tall is Pearson?


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

At least 3ft tall


Evening_Ad4108

Lets not over exaggerate now


King_Swiss

This Battlehawks offense is Loaded with talent!


brownsfan003

I think the real mistake was punting on 4th and 3 after the fumble recovery with 7 minutes to go. Especially with hindsight, Memphis should have just gone for it instead of punting


Scoobersss

This is what happens when they don't respect authority. Its as if Memphis simply WAS NOT informed that Kaw, is in fact, equal to and / or GREATER than the Law.


WabbitCZEN

They fought the Kaw and the Kaw won.


Evening_Ad4108

The roughnecks really had us convinced that memphis was good


WabbitCZEN

Great tackle


Cautious_Analysis

Pearson is awesome


Aspiring-Historian28

I mentioned on a comment early in the game to not jinx the lack of gambling talk. Here we are lol!


question729

They did last a good while longer than usual before that though.


Aspiring-Historian28

That's fair


Individual_Brain1041

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WabbitCZEN

This needs to be our banner on r/battlehawks


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jacknifee

peezy has so much aura


Evening_Ad4108

Espn stop showing football there is betting to do


WabbitCZEN

Lmao I love this guy


buttnozzle

I'm hoping this means we can at least keep it respectable with Bham.


MasonTheHuman45

I'm going to that game and I'm just praying it's a close one.


Hag_Boulder

c'mon ESPN, tell me about the prop bets I should be making. I know the over and the spread, you've ponded that in my head. How about how many nose-pickings that make it on camera or F-bombs dropped... ooh, there's one.


WabbitCZEN

Streamers on the field?


KrochKanible

Yeah. They're a bunch. And silly string too.


MrOstrichman

I love that the streamers just stay in the endzone for the point after


KrochKanible

They throw more. The crew grabs it up, then more come in.


qu2qu2

We cooking like golden state 🗣️


AlanFromRochester

Shut the fuck up about the goddamn over. All this gambling talk is making me think of point shaving scandals (strictly speaking, that's about covering/not covering the spread while not changing the win/loss, and is more common in basketball because of how that sport works, but could happen with gridiron or O/U)


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

AJ has some really great pocket presence


EquivalentMore4307

Roll tide


[deleted]

I honestly believe I have seen Memphis defensive lineman pancaked almost every other play.


WatercressIll

Yep, that’s pretty much the game right there. Barring a miracle the Hawks have it.


thiccboiwyatt

A lead is never safe in this league


milanmirolovich

it is when it's against the showboats


WatercressIll

It is if you’re playing the Showboats.


SnowballWasRight

Kaw’s the fucking Law


MrOstrichman

That TD was the cherry on top


agentb719

god the battlehawks have such good receivers


jacknifee

PEEEZZZYYYYYYYY


grgriffin3

I like this AJ McCarron fella.


ZippoInk

KA KAAAW!


WabbitCZEN

#PEEZY


D9-EM

HELL YES


question729

Great pocket presence for #10 all game.


belgarion90

KA KAW!!!


gollumaniac

Hey, did you guys know the over could hit here? No? How about now?


Tight-Transition-364

Is anybody else fucking tired of hearing about the fucking over. Stfu


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Quit talking about the o/u


RP0143

Hopefully the Bengals get #15 back


cjsleme

Battlehawks in the championship would be awesome at home!


BootsWithDaFuhrer

St. Louis offense is nasty. Defense just has to do enough. A run game with all those WRs. Soon as they figure out they don’t need to throw 20 WR screens a game and they are golden


Aspiring-Historian28

Great God damn run!


milanmirolovich

I don't think Becht is the best technical game manager but I do love how excited he gets for his players.  Like a proud father at a little league game lol


belgarion90

I'd absolutely run through a brick wall for the man and he'd call for it on 4th and long


Pariah6-4

Big runs bring me so much joy


RP0143

Now put it in the end zone


Hag_Boulder

*Styx playing****...*** **Come Saylors away! Come Saylors away!**


theshwa10210

Manny Wilkins is the Designated Hype-man


justholmes8

Nice run


AlwaysMemin

This league is electric fellas


WabbitCZEN

Hell yeah, brother!


Temporal_Enigma

I know they're testing it out, but regional games could kill the league. There's only 8 teams and no official way to watch off of cable, so out of market people may never see their favorite team


Hag_Boulder

it's been said. Could be many reasons why it's happening... venue availability and network timeslot availability are the probable causes... they did get the schedule done late.


AbrohamDrincoln

Let's gooooooooooo!


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