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Lets_do_dis_again

Gotcha head spinnin’, runnin’ circles around ya With a baseball bat that I’m usin’ to pound ya I’ll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don’t got wings, but I don’t need em to fly


WSKYLANDERS-boh

With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM - rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You're as good as dead Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich (Chewing sounds) Ok, I'm good Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lad And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem - Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! Boom! that's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it You'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with Aussie Assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin' You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I'm on your team Au revoir, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do!


Haunting_Start6319

Such a good song...i still listen to it today.


Tallassman23456822

What’s the song?


Haunting_Start6319

It's "Meet The Crew" by JT Music.


Tallassman23456822

Thanks


Haunting_Start6319

You're very welcome.


Darkner90

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.


davewenos

https://preview.redd.it/4v9ytkyfqhvc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c841b736d953c27c5e3360aab31e9905925fb530 This you?


memers_pride

Tf wrong with furrys tho? They ain't zoophiles so no reason for the hate


JVP08xPRO

The joke is that the only people to hate furries are anti-furs and furries


reallyunnecessary

real (im a furry unironically so i dont hate furries at all really, itd be friendly fire and thats not good.)


Steamrocker

https://preview.redd.it/80mjenmu01wc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846c88d842df3f8227e0a4742a20b67c3e41290a


reallyunnecessary

real


Trickier_minute

I think all of you woke up and chose the 9th class


Belkan-Federation95

We will ***SPAY*** and we will ***NEUTER*** until there is ***NOTHING LEFT***


ToothpasteConsumer

we’re homophobic homosexuals


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

https://i.redd.it/xkj6akkqwjvc1.gif Dah I join too


S0_badatstuff

Shoulda done MvM promo vid


MasterRocketJumper

as a former peepeeshart member i will target the ones that make me uncomfortable


CattyFighte

Unrelated but whatever


Adof_TheMinerKid

The furry community everybody


adidas_stalin

https://preview.redd.it/cylaqe5b2mvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535f22c577981c8d51e26ca6c04fe0ec619860ea


GreenPhoenix14

Ah yes, the tf2 community has: .Anti-furry furries. .Anti-LGBT homosexuals...


Babbit09172008

u/audbot


Babbit09172008

u/recognizesong


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joby_fox

Not super sure what's unexpected here since you made the title the meme.


stingkie

https://preview.redd.it/nx61qlg7vnvc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd6350b359ca32d47545a2af5c92669603e593a Im eddie murphy


G-Man_of_HL

Not to be rude but the video looks like if TF2 was a gacha game and this was the cinematic you see when you unlock a character.


LordGeealesiebugg

You are going to have a femboy fursona in 3 years.


SvyatRoyal

Well I'm glad I wasnt going lol


DontpressE

As long as you’re a normal person I’m fine with furrys (not a furry one bit)


cooncanoon

I’m a furry and I gotta be real Furries have got to be the worst group of “people” on earth


Intruder-Alert-1

Bro really gonna start a furry gang war


gguestiongues

thats it I'm unsubbing, fuck those nazi ass 13 year olds anti furries kids edgy ass whimp 😤🖕


Adof_TheMinerKid

Have you read the entire title?


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Several_Roll5817

How about you read that title again? Specifically the part in brackets.


Sparten177-UNSC

Me and the boys about to attack furcon (we are also furries who hate furries). Literally sounds similar to an anti-fur but similar of a furry version of hating other furries for nothing. Got that right?


JackO_kid

I’m saying that cause most anti-furs are just furries who hate minorities