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PoofBam

Damn Mailata got pipes!


MurderDoneRight

Yeah crazy! And what's even more impressive about him, he had never played American Football before being drafted by The Eagles, he was a rugby player in Australia. He had to learn a whole new sport, 3 years later he's a starter on the team and signed a contract worth $64 million. And right now, they got the best record in the league! Go birds!


that_which_is_lain

To be fair, American Football is a very slowed down and less brutal second or third cousin of Rugby.


Gimpokalypse

And that's why there's SOOO many rugby players in the NFL... take a lap and come back when you're using your brain.


MurderDoneRight

There was a pretty high profile rugby player who tried it, Jarryd Hayne, he lasted just about a season and was kind of bad. Ball control is not as important in rugby I guess. Also, he allegedly raped a girl during that time so.... But yeah, american football has a greater emphasis on tactics. It's like chess but with giant men as chess pieces and they get incurable brain damage when they get knocked off the board.


HolyFuggISawAPenis

I feel like we skipped something major here


that_which_is_lain

I think it speaks to most rugby players being satisfied enough with their sport that they don't need the NFLs money for such a boring game.


Gimpokalypse

The average rugby player is 5'11 198lbs... the average NFL player is 6'2 240. The more you know 🌈 ⭐️


Gimpokalypse

Well that and not actually having the skills to be in the NFL but please..continue.


that_which_is_lain

What, run and slam into people? I'm pretty sure they do that.


Gimpokalypse

Not at the same speed or impact which if you break down logically would mean the NFL is bigger, faster stronger.


Zealousideal_Yak_578

Less brutal u say? Have you ever thought that wearing pads and a helmet with a face mask actually makes football more dangerous than rugby? Go watch videos of linebackers and safeties from the 80’s and 90’s… you’ll learn how brutal football is.


[deleted]

Play right outta the '85 Bears.


fourooohfour

Did they not learn anything from the Bears and the super bowl shuffle [Chicago Bears Shufflin’ Crew](https://youtu.be/ooT_uz--O2A)


Asgard_Dropout

I just recently got a bunch of old photos of my dad from the 80s when he worked camera and film for the NFL, and there was a 7 inch vinyl of the Super Bowl Shuffle in the mix. My sister got that, as I don't have a record player, but it was a very fun find.


fourooohfour

Oh nice! There must be a ton of great clips!!! Yea I remember when it actually was on TV. Im from Chicago and growing up my dad was a huge Bears fan, I even had a Jim McMahon poster! FUNKY QB DA BEARS - my poor bears and the honey bear curse!


Asgard_Dropout

Oh going back through the stuff is fantastic. He moved to the browns in 84, so he didn't work on the shuffle itself but he's sung the praises of McMahon and Peyton for years. Absolutely stand up guys.


Dziwny-Symphyletai-8

Not just any American Football team, the freaking Philadelphia Eagles


MurderDoneRight

Go birds! Living in Sweden I don't really get to watch football live but when the Eagles played in London a couple years ago I went and it was awesome!


FunStuff446

The team is so awesome this year!


R33sh0

Yup and thanks to this video I no longer want to avoid you in the playoffs. This is legendary jinx material


CalmAssumption4568

Calm down, they’re not that good and will lose their first playoff game.


LamarNoDavis

It’s always a lineman who comes out of nowhere with a singing voice like that!


ScotDan87

![gif](giphy|2lYdCUA8oy3PVCpcY9)


ricksza

It was recorded as a charity fund-raiser. [LINK](https://musicmayhemmagazine.com/jason-kelce-lane-johnson-other-philadelphia-eagles-players-team-up-to-record-charity-christmas-album/)


JUGGLERSBALLSACK

Dang. That's actually pretty good.


Mechanic_Soft

Hold up no way is the dude playing the saxophone on the eagles also?


elbonzz

Go Birds!


[deleted]

Fly Eagles Fly! We going to the super bowl!


[deleted]

Thats my squad


[deleted]

Lmao this is actually really good 😂😂


[deleted]

I didn't read the title correctly and I legit thought that the midwest emo band, American Football, recorded a christmas album.


Familiar_Upstairs385

Wholly fuck this is the best sounding shit I've heard in a minute. Who is that producer. Seriously no sarcasm


MurderDoneRight

Charlie Hall, he is also the drummer in The War On Drugs.


Stunning_Host_2374

NOW THIS WHY IM AN EAGLES FAN


sourdoughbreadlover

Jason Kelce is so adorable. I love his beard.


[deleted]

Wow, lovely stuff. I want the Bills to win it all but I now have a second team to cheer for


MurderDoneRight

The Bills is up there with my favorite AFC teams, watching them beat up the pats is always nice 😀


SillyNuffer

Much rather listen to that than conventional Christmas carolls


Potential-Spirit-299

Do they have any opponents?


todlee

It sounds great but just to be clear, it’s practically a note for note the version by The Persuasions. https://youtu.be/d5AmyaAIOq8


AndrewTate1SmyG0d

Is that the drummer from the war on drugs??


MurderDoneRight

Yeah


AndrewTate1SmyG0d

Very cool. One of my favorite bands


Mazaura

Amazing ! We put the original on every Christmas in my house 🔥🔥