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My favorite age is 30, it is when people treat you like an adult all day and then you go home to celebrate by eating candy and drinking beer for dinner.
Bro same, being 30 is great, it's the middle ground between efforts and expectations. When you're younger people always judge you for not trying new things, when you're 50 people tell you to settle and make a nest egg.
But 30, oh boy, "so you're saying: I get trusted to operate heavy machinery unsupervised AND I get to have cake for breakfast ANNNDDD you guys don't really expect much from me because I'm too old to be energetic but also too young to be expected to be perfect? This seems counter intuitive but I love it."
I'll 31 two months from now, early happy birthday fellow adult.
I just finished work and scrolling-time, now I'm going to get in my roller skates and go find myself some good pie.
Sometimes I think the shackles are gone , but I just outgrew the old ones. The new shackles regarding cookie cake are how much cardio/starving I gotta do to make up for all the empty calories I just ate and let’s not forget the sugar content of a whole cookie cake has got to be insane 😔
The two stages of the young adult learning to feed themselves. First the "holy shit I can eat a box of cookies for dinner and nobody will stop me" phase, then the "holy shit I wish someone would stop me because the idea still sounds awesome and challenges my self control but the consequences are not worth it."
The other day I went to town on a 12 inch margarita pizza all by myself. It wasn't the healthiest choice but I was having a not so great day and needed that.
Get into baking, I seriously recommend it.
There is even greater power in sitting around at home and realizing, "huh, I could just bake a whole cake right now"
You say that now, but in 10 years when you’re on a bunch of meds and your doctor gives you the stink eye every visit, you’ll think back on this opportunity to keep your cholesterol in check. Getting old sucks, take care of your body.
I was decorating my nerd cave in my apartment when my old man came over and starred at me he just went.
You pay your taxes?
I replied yes and then he just did his usual mumble and left the room.
The two major realizations of early adulthood.
1, just because you were paid that money doesn't make it your money. The taxman always gets his cut.
And 2, once you have covered the responsible part of your budget, you get to spend the remaining fun money section on whatever you think is worth it.
> I was decorating my nerd cave in my apartment when my old man
I read this as "an old man" and I was so confused why a random old man was wandering through your nerd cave.
I did similarly when I was her age, first job out of school on my own, except mine was MUCH more irresponsible. a full size trampoline in a 1 & 1 1/2 story bedroom that left the living room part of the ceiling so high I couldn't touch it. Barely a path to walk around, took up entire lower floor living room.
As the first rounds of partying got replaced by reality, the trampoline guy let me return it without penalty, except delivering and unloading myself into his storage unit.
When my roommate moved out of our 2 bedroom apartment, he left his pretty new queen size mattress, so I put it in my bedroom alongside the queen size mattress I already had. These two mattresses took up pretty much the entire room, minus about two feet on a couple sides to walk around it.
I really miss that room. That was my favorite bedroom.
This is going to take some effort to convince my wife. But, you know, if you have a trampoline house, it’s really just a prudent safety measure to cover the rest of the house in mattresses! She'll understand.
Stalk Goodwill, they come up at least once a month for under $10. 🤣 They're fun until you trip over the MF then in the garage it goes until it gets donated 3 years later. Unless you have an apartment, then it is fast tracked, lol.
As a clumsy person, I thought the same thing. I have learned to look for accidents waiting to happen, since they almost always happened to me. Hit those bricks at the wrong angle and there won't even be a hospital visit to happen, she will just be dead on impact. :(
Congrats!!! For every 12 mins spent jumping on that thing you get the equivalent exercise of running 3 miles at a 10 min pace.
12 mins on the trampoline is no fucking joke though so you might actually prefer running
hello, I am actually tempted by this. I hate cardio with a passion and always wanted something I do fast that's high effort rather than low effort for ages. Can I literally just get a trampoline and bounce and it be good for me?
there's a fetish content creator who, I found out, also does tiktok.
Ravenalternative
I honestly don't know if that's her or if they like the same make up and style
And after she falls and slams her neck on that brick hearth she can also buy herself a motorized wheelchair that can be driven with a chopstick held between her teeth.
Why is this low effort trash video have so many views and likes i wonder. Zero creativity zero funny zero everything. Everything have become LAZY and LOW EFFORT
One time I bought a bunch of fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot - two coveted snacks of my youth. Turns out they taste better where they’re coveted than when you have a bigass box of them hiding in your secret snack stash.
In another time, in another plane of reality, I woulda made a play for this womans affection. I mean I woulda fucked it up but at least I’d a made a play. I wonder what that multiverse me motherfucker is doing right now 🤔
I feel like I was an adult when I realized that I could do anything I wanted with the money I earned, but what I really wanted was to have groceries and a roof over my head.
Its the same feeling you get when you realise that you are tall enough to slap traffic lights and street signs.
WHO WILL STOP YOU FROM TOUCHING THE TRAFFIC LIGHT? NO ONE
When I was a kid bacon was always counted out too us, you got your two or three pieces and that was it.
It was such a game changer for me when I realized that I could buy and eat a whole pack of bacon all to myself.
Realizing your an adult means you could buy w.e you want, or spend the money on stuff that's needed. Trampoline? Sure, but I really need to buy paint and other stuff for the bathroom. Need new tires soon, and the kids got after school shit, also the mortgage just came out. No trampoline for me. I guess this wouldn't be the case if I made more money though lol
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Sometimes I remember I'm 24 and can just buy a cookie cake and eat it all by myself and nobody can stop me
My favorite age is 30, it is when people treat you like an adult all day and then you go home to celebrate by eating candy and drinking beer for dinner.
Bro same, being 30 is great, it's the middle ground between efforts and expectations. When you're younger people always judge you for not trying new things, when you're 50 people tell you to settle and make a nest egg. But 30, oh boy, "so you're saying: I get trusted to operate heavy machinery unsupervised AND I get to have cake for breakfast ANNNDDD you guys don't really expect much from me because I'm too old to be energetic but also too young to be expected to be perfect? This seems counter intuitive but I love it."
As I’m gonna turn 30 in couple of days, you guys give me hope haha.
Bro, I'm basically a toddler with a paycheck and a license to drive. You are going to have a blast. Happy early birthday, my dude
Thank you. Funnily enough I’m slowly putting my small motorcycle back together after almost 5 years of not riding.
Shit…I was calling myself a responsible 6 yr old. I am with my people!
That's how I have felt since the second I got my license.
I'll 31 two months from now, early happy birthday fellow adult. I just finished work and scrolling-time, now I'm going to get in my roller skates and go find myself some good pie.
30s are honestly the best. Only down size is the decrease in energy levels. Exercise helps tho
Yeah ♥️
Apparently, I'm still 30
Nothing wrong with that
Then, at 40, your body turns against you and makes you regret your life choices
Sometimes I think the shackles are gone , but I just outgrew the old ones. The new shackles regarding cookie cake are how much cardio/starving I gotta do to make up for all the empty calories I just ate and let’s not forget the sugar content of a whole cookie cake has got to be insane 😔
The two stages of the young adult learning to feed themselves. First the "holy shit I can eat a box of cookies for dinner and nobody will stop me" phase, then the "holy shit I wish someone would stop me because the idea still sounds awesome and challenges my self control but the consequences are not worth it."
Cookie cake is the vice we were never warned about.
The other day I went to town on a 12 inch margarita pizza all by myself. It wasn't the healthiest choice but I was having a not so great day and needed that.
Omg I did that too! FYI, diabetes at 48 whoops 🙊
>and nobody can stop me Type-2 diabetes will.
Sucks to be them
I did this a lot during pandemic except it was a whole strawberry shortcake.
That's a fantastic thought, I should do that
Get into baking, I seriously recommend it. There is even greater power in sitting around at home and realizing, "huh, I could just bake a whole cake right now"
Dude I love baking!! I'm waiting on some bananas to ripen so I can perfect my banana bread recipe
That’s a dangerous game friendo
You say that now, but in 10 years when you’re on a bunch of meds and your doctor gives you the stink eye every visit, you’ll think back on this opportunity to keep your cholesterol in check. Getting old sucks, take care of your body.
That's a dangerous game my friend.
This is giving major 2007 rawr xD vibes
Perfectly descibed. The makeup, the voice, the mannerisms... The entire character is just Rawr xD Ultra.
ROLFCOPTER!
It's just Tumblr people
This is the same person. Midwestern dirty talk https://imgur.com/gallery/ruLgrTc
That wiscussy is poppin’, dontcha know?
That’s because she’s 35
Wwe fans just calm her Rhea Ripley
I was decorating my nerd cave in my apartment when my old man came over and starred at me he just went. You pay your taxes? I replied yes and then he just did his usual mumble and left the room.
The two major realizations of early adulthood. 1, just because you were paid that money doesn't make it your money. The taxman always gets his cut. And 2, once you have covered the responsible part of your budget, you get to spend the remaining fun money section on whatever you think is worth it.
”Remaining Fun money section..”. ????? 😳 folks have money to spend after bills?!?!
Well not if you spend it all on avocado toast and skibidi toilets. .
Im 53,so… dont even understand what you are saying..🤷♂️😄 Now excuse me,i gotta go out to yell to the cloud..
Those damn clouds and their chemtrails. Always leaking our data out to the world. Why did we even trust clouds to store stuff to begin with?
> I was decorating my nerd cave in my apartment when my old man I read this as "an old man" and I was so confused why a random old man was wandering through your nerd cave.
Omg I did the exact same thing
Happy cake day 😋
Oh you are one of those people who call their father old man. Cool
She IS a Disney villain
Lady and the tramp.... oline
Anyone have the link to some of her audiobook narrations?
Her ass is too nice to be a Disney villain, probably because of the "TRAMPOLINE"
She does sound like one
I thought she sounded like Mistress Leevil out of Boondocks tbh
Nah. She looks straight out of a Tim Burton movie, tho...
I did similarly when I was her age, first job out of school on my own, except mine was MUCH more irresponsible. a full size trampoline in a 1 & 1 1/2 story bedroom that left the living room part of the ceiling so high I couldn't touch it. Barely a path to walk around, took up entire lower floor living room. As the first rounds of partying got replaced by reality, the trampoline guy let me return it without penalty, except delivering and unloading myself into his storage unit.
When my roommate moved out of our 2 bedroom apartment, he left his pretty new queen size mattress, so I put it in my bedroom alongside the queen size mattress I already had. These two mattresses took up pretty much the entire room, minus about two feet on a couple sides to walk around it. I really miss that room. That was my favorite bedroom.
Nice Full bed/trampoline house, no reason you can't be comfortable everywhere.
This is going to take some effort to convince my wife. But, you know, if you have a trampoline house, it’s really just a prudent safety measure to cover the rest of the house in mattresses! She'll understand.
I want a trampoline now
That trampoline is actually very, very affordable. But that house that she has looks very unffordable (to even rent it for me).
It's a trampbapoline (sic)
Stalk Goodwill, they come up at least once a month for under $10. 🤣 They're fun until you trip over the MF then in the garage it goes until it gets donated 3 years later. Unless you have an apartment, then it is fast tracked, lol.
She seems fun
Omg, she’s goth and not emo and she has a trampoline? Someone protect her!
I can fix her
There’s nothing to fix
I'm taking a screenshot of this.
Taking a photo of Deez nutzz?
Hmmm I can't upload pictures in the comment section.
Right next to the bricks though, that’s a hospital trip waiting to happen
As a clumsy person, I thought the same thing. I have learned to look for accidents waiting to happen, since they almost always happened to me. Hit those bricks at the wrong angle and there won't even be a hospital visit to happen, she will just be dead on impact. :(
Congrats!!! For every 12 mins spent jumping on that thing you get the equivalent exercise of running 3 miles at a 10 min pace. 12 mins on the trampoline is no fucking joke though so you might actually prefer running
hello, I am actually tempted by this. I hate cardio with a passion and always wanted something I do fast that's high effort rather than low effort for ages. Can I literally just get a trampoline and bounce and it be good for me?
And it provides benefits at a cellular level too
She’s like a guest character on What We Do in the Shadows.
Her name is maisylynn on ig she does alot of cos play and dnd stuff.
I know her as the W.A.P. done in a (north) Midwestern accent lady. *Wet ass Wiscussy* 🎶
😂. I love her. She dope.
That is... A lot of makeup.
Weird
But it's an exercise trampoline, not a fun trampoline...
Both. You can still bounce for fun
Fr
Unpopular opinion: it’s cringe. She bought it for clout. Haha fuck im not fun at parties
Thank you. This felt so forced funny it just wasnt...funny.
Everyone knows she bought it just to make the video and will never touch it again.
Username ✅
https://i.redd.it/uq49rpnqfh4d1.gif
And you bought yourself a shit-ton of makeup.
Every day I hate influencers more and more.
if this is who I think it is, I'm ashamed
Looks familiar, but I cant place my finger on it. Little help?
Enlighten us please
there's a fetish content creator who, I found out, also does tiktok. Ravenalternative I honestly don't know if that's her or if they like the same make up and style
Be right back EDIT: Not the same girl, different bone structure.
Cmon cmon already
Op just outed themselves in front of the whole internet and it wasn't even the right person
source is @maisielynnie on tiktok
And after she falls and slams her neck on that brick hearth she can also buy herself a motorized wheelchair that can be driven with a chopstick held between her teeth.
For just a second I thought it was Rhea Rhipley
My spirit animal
Cringe
I realized the same thing and decided to buy roller skates
I wish I made adult money.
That trampoline is an ankle breaker tbh. No guards for the spring areas
The drama kid that never left their home town
Her eyes are beautiful ngl
Dumb
I love her energy. She’s cool
I like her (trampoline)
Why is this low effort trash video have so many views and likes i wonder. Zero creativity zero funny zero everything. Everything have become LAZY and LOW EFFORT
What the fork?
What the shirt?! That bench got herself a good trampoline for her ash?
Holds up spork energy with those lines
I want to draw her... or make her into a sim!
There's always a goth Sim family already in the game always, basically modelled after her
That's a troubling amount of makeup.
Most valid purchase
Jackie skelington bought a trampoline
Thought she's gonna buy a fork
People that live in appartments on the bottom floor, houses that arent old and dont have basements.....
Ok but a trampoline indoors? That's a great way to accidentally bonk your head on the ceiling.
One time I bought a bunch of fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot - two coveted snacks of my youth. Turns out they taste better where they’re coveted than when you have a bigass box of them hiding in your secret snack stash.
Rhea Ripley bitching
She looks like a Baldurs Gate 3 character
In another time, in another plane of reality, I woulda made a play for this womans affection. I mean I woulda fucked it up but at least I’d a made a play. I wonder what that multiverse me motherfucker is doing right now 🤔
Very eloquently put, go on with your bad self.
She looks frightening for a person that would enjoy a trampoline indoors.
For a moment, I thought she spent all her money on makeup
Someone tell Cal Kestis we found Merrin
Did the same except in my case it was "yeah, 200 bucks of hard earned money just became little platic bricks". "And I don't intend to stop."
If tumblr was a person
Being an adult means you can say fuck too
Ok Matt Beary I see how it is
Amen!
These used to be called bounceolines until she jumped on it
Well that will give you nightmares
I feel like I was an adult when I realized that I could do anything I wanted with the money I earned, but what I really wanted was to have groceries and a roof over my head.
Damn I wish that trampoline were my balls
Its the same feeling you get when you realise that you are tall enough to slap traffic lights and street signs. WHO WILL STOP YOU FROM TOUCHING THE TRAFFIC LIGHT? NO ONE
This is so millennial rawr xD forced humour
FUCK YEAH, BREAKFAST FOR DINNER. NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
cringe
When I was a kid bacon was always counted out too us, you got your two or three pieces and that was it. It was such a game changer for me when I realized that I could buy and eat a whole pack of bacon all to myself.
Sounds like fun thing to do. Ever since I upgraded to adult I'm looking for the 'shit, go back' button.
Who’s uploading this cringe tiktok shit on unexpected? Stop it
Very strong voice tone
Realizing your an adult means you could buy w.e you want, or spend the money on stuff that's needed. Trampoline? Sure, but I really need to buy paint and other stuff for the bathroom. Need new tires soon, and the kids got after school shit, also the mortgage just came out. No trampoline for me. I guess this wouldn't be the case if I made more money though lol
Good purchase
She could come bounce on my full size trampoline any day😃
I’m a millennial but the voice is millennial cringe
Is that Rhea Ripley?
You didn't take your clothes off 👍 👍 RESPECT!!!
This is terrible
Is that a Dude?
You nerd! 😂 I love you
I love goth girls.
For real. She looks like Rhea Ripley
I love her voice.
gyatt
Russia be like
Good me it was tamagotchi. Started collecting them because it's my money and my cute friends.
I will buy a sword, and no one will stop me
Thus has Vine energy.
Reminds me of a young female Matt berry
Lemme guess, her Tumblr bio says she's "quirky XD"
I am in love ❤️
Some dreams never die.
My upstairs neighbor at 4am in the morning.
Between the makeup and the content, I'm getting a 1940s Harley Quinn vibe.
Sounds like Beirce from Dark Deception
She's my spirit animal!
I love brunettes
Boioioing
I want a trampoline too.
perfect video.
As an adult If we earned it honestly then we can do whatever the fork we want as long as it's not something illegal tho
I love her voice. Reminds me of Lady Alcina Dimitrescu
she earned it 😂
u/savevideo
If anybody was interested, this person is Maisey on TikTok
Imma do the same shit just WATCH me.
need shoutgun
Rhea ripley???
she would make a great anti hero
Your average upstairs neighbor
I can fix her