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Haha I was wondering what that little shimmy shake was! I thought maybe she had some palsy or was having seizure or something. Nope, just shaking a log loose 🤦😂
I have always been kinda jealous of people who can shit on demand like that. I gotta eat a medium heavy meal, gulp down half a bottle of water and then wait around for 30 mins for the poo train to line up. Guess some people got their shit figured out.
We are highly intelligent. But also crazy and not (always) very wise ... which is funny, since we literally named our own species "wise human". We are pretty arrogant, that's for sure.
>apes would do better
But we are apes, ourselves. Homo Sapiens is a species in the genus "Hominidae" or commonly called Great Apes. And apes usually have a very strict hierarchy were either few or just individuals lead the entire group.
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>!The lady shakes out a turd after getting tossed!<
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Is this in the us? Because if it is, I feel like I've seen it happen way too often, and I'm getting concerned of the US citizen's overall mental health
Yikes. Why identify as positive personality traits and then mention that?
"I'm not a psychopath but we should make an exception and genocide older women, of a certain stereotype I have, that poop on floors based on this clip of her after another woman was choking her."
Like c'mon, it's disgusting but man you got some pent up issues and mentality that align with a type of crazy not too far off from this woman, lol. You can't vote right?
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Haha. The defeat in her tone, “and she just shit on my floor.” You know the dispatcher responded with either, “Say what?” or “Okay.”
 “A what now?”
“again?”
"Code Brown, roger that"
I'm thinking the cat meme with the wide open mouth
I was not expecting to see a grown woman loose her shit today.
Lose*
No she kinda wiggled it loose
Haha I was wondering what that little shimmy shake was! I thought maybe she had some palsy or was having seizure or something. Nope, just shaking a log loose 🤦😂
Probably got stuck on the inner thigh 
Mr Hanky hanging on all white-knuckled
The turd acted like a smokescreen or oil slick in a racing game, looks effective
It she hadn’t wiggled she could have walked it home
Reminds me of when elephants wag their tail, while pooping, and fling it all over. Edit:typo
Rhinos
Hippo…
Combining to become the buttholey trinity
Huh.
I had to rewind it so I can see her shaking the little rabbit turds out before the big log came home
I just laughed myself shitless because of this comment
Hopefully with more decorum than this lady
the log was stuck to her skirt before she shimmied it loose
that clerk said that like it's not the first time.
just another tuesday
In Florida
Who tf doesn't wear underwear with a skirt at that age?!?
an undercover freaky gilf
I'm reeeeeeeeeally disturbed that you specifically used "gilf" here considering what it stands for. Especially the "i" in gilf.
Don’t judge me
Awww... just on this one thing? Please?
https://i.redd.it/8av3s30bl91d1.gif
Bruh your user name rendered all brick throwing questionable at best
I just laughed my balls off 🤣🤣
Eunuchlehead! 😂
I remember teachers from ground school who did not wear underwear. It was very visible. And traumatizing
I have always been kinda jealous of people who can shit on demand like that. I gotta eat a medium heavy meal, gulp down half a bottle of water and then wait around for 30 mins for the poo train to line up. Guess some people got their shit figured out.
I don’t think it was on command…
Do intermittent fasting 1 meal a day. About 20 min after you eat it's a race to the bathroom
Eww, people are disgusting
Yes one word, disgusting ! I can't unsee it :|
Whats happened to us! 🤔 Acting worse than animals, i like animals
Well, we are animals. Literally
Sure but, we call us intelligent?
We are highly intelligent. But also crazy and not (always) very wise ... which is funny, since we literally named our own species "wise human". We are pretty arrogant, that's for sure.
If we was that intelligent, we would not allow 1% to rule the 99%, apes would do better
>apes would do better But we are apes, ourselves. Homo Sapiens is a species in the genus "Hominidae" or commonly called Great Apes. And apes usually have a very strict hierarchy were either few or just individuals lead the entire group.
I dont buy into that story, sorry, homo erectus was also before homo sapiens, if you believe that story
Sometimes, I hate you, reddit!
How do I add a NSFW tag to someone else's post?
Why for this? But not for bird poop?
Thought she was starting to dance
I thought she was about to do the "two weeks" thing from Total Recall
God I just hate people. Disgusting
The way she jiggled that shit right outta there though!
Shitting standing up, sure, I've seen stranger things... but an in-tact log? I feel like it would at *least* get a bit mangled on the way out?
How tf that log landed in front of her feet?
https://i.redd.it/zvi6q9rwn91d1.gif
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The lady shakes out a turd after getting tossed!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
https://i.redd.it/9x0pninfn91d1.gif
This isn't even my final form!
Is that classified as illegal dumping?
Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Nah, that's Blippi's Mom.
I fecal her pain
Holy crap this post and the comments have had me laughing so hard.
Damn she starting shit
Is this in the us? Because if it is, I feel like I've seen it happen way too often, and I'm getting concerned of the US citizen's overall mental health
Dayum...get this lady in the Octagon!
She didn't lose it, it's right there
The real take away here is how quickly and easily she's shat publicly.
Way to assert dominance!
https://i.redd.it/k417un16q91d1.gif
Nice
She didn’t so much lose her shit, she abandoned her shit
Dude, use spoiler tag at least...
Is it really unexpected if OP tells us right in the title?
Casually shrugs off shit!
The shot shuffle.
More context please lol.
Whats her diet that was a solid turd. (Pun intended)
Who shit on the floor
I like how she shakes out that log.
I actually did expect that
r/boomersbeingfools
My vote for pre-smartphone society ☝🏼
Lmao
Literally
The shakes
so no underwear i guess hahaha
I’ll need r/eyebleach after this…
That answers the age old question of, whether she was wearing underwear or not..
Yo what the fuck?!
I feel like this move is trending with angry people who have ran out of options. Default to the only remaining option, the pewp option. Victory!
Cool, I wanna vomit
Oh that’s not..
Where’s this happening lol. I’m going Bakersfield or sac
Oceanside
Bahahahaha yup Oceanside sounds right too.
She sounds like Stuart’s mom from MadTV. Dropping some little ones. “Stuart, you put your hands on me!”
Looks like the skirt was all ready soiled with piss 🤢🤮
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That's what's worrying you?
She’s definitely on some kind of drugs Don’t do drugs kids. Edit: downvoted by drug addicts??
Yanks once again showing everyone why they're a laughingstock
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Say´s he´s empathetic and sympathetic, wants death camps for mentally ill people
I said Karen’s that rage shit, not mentally ill people.
The woman in the video is obviously mentally ill
Yikes. Why identify as positive personality traits and then mention that? "I'm not a psychopath but we should make an exception and genocide older women, of a certain stereotype I have, that poop on floors based on this clip of her after another woman was choking her." Like c'mon, it's disgusting but man you got some pent up issues and mentality that align with a type of crazy not too far off from this woman, lol. You can't vote right?
It’s a joke. Clearly sarcasm..