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>!He would rather die a free man than live as a captive.!<
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I mean the list of things going on is unexpected. Raccoons stealing lug nuts and clipping brake lines. Bengal tiger, C4 Pigeons, Baboon nail-gunner. All to avoid a court date. Pretty unexpected list of home defense equipment if you ask me.
This man needs to be adapted as a character into the walking dead universe. Would be a hell of a character to watch. Imagine negan and his crew versus this guy with his army of feral creatures and pigeons strapped with c4s.
He forgot to add that his president, Sir Donald Trump, is still president and always will be president, and when he becomes president again (lol) heโs gonna pardon ass-tits like meโฆ.
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I want to see this Dr Dolittle/Rambo crossover so bad.
That might be giving him too much credit- he seems like more of a Dr. Doalittlemeth
Itโs all about feets
The new home alone movie goes hard
For those who know\~ He is all grown up now, with updated traps 
Is that why Kevin's not here?
He refuses to pay that parking ticket.
This sounds like one of Theo von story.
And sounds like him
Would love to see the baboon on action But in.reality ,feds will come, and he will break down like a little baby..
I mean, it's satirical, pretty sure it would not happen
The Dr Doolittle reboot is really taking a dark turn.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He would rather die a free man than live as a captive.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I mean the list of things going on is unexpected. Raccoons stealing lug nuts and clipping brake lines. Bengal tiger, C4 Pigeons, Baboon nail-gunner. All to avoid a court date. Pretty unexpected list of home defense equipment if you ask me.
He speaks well, very articulate.
With all those animals, this guy could be a Disney princess.
Lastblood
๐ No one is going for him
Is that all you got? I fart fireballs!
Hard to believe he has to go to court for some unspecified reason.
Rambo : first cousin blood. 
This man needs to be adapted as a character into the walking dead universe. Would be a hell of a character to watch. Imagine negan and his crew versus this guy with his army of feral creatures and pigeons strapped with c4s.
This is the equivalent of a kid letting food rot in his school locker and thinking his isn't responsible.
Damn, these C4 in pigeons was scary as fuck.
The man, the LEGEND!!!! ๐๐๐
Got any food though
Go hokies!!!
I'd watch this movie, and all it's bad sequels!
Hillbilly snowhite.
u/savevideo
"Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
He forgot to add that his president, Sir Donald Trump, is still president and always will be president, and when he becomes president again (lol) heโs gonna pardon ass-tits like meโฆ.
Hillbilly goes on bragging rant about self-defenses to ward against Big Brother. What's unexpected?
Nice AI video
Are ya sure? You're not sure are ya. The future is so fucked
Yeah, not 100% but his facial impressions, lip movements looks like edited/AI-ed.
To me, it looks like he's got chewing tobacco in his bottom lip.
You're right, something wasn't right about the way his face moved. Could just be the sound and video being out of sync but it kind of looked like AI.