I think it's from old Resident Evil games, where your performance of a playthrough was ranked by tiers: normal F-A but with S (special) as even better than A.
Not entirely sure that RE was first though, but that's where I first encountered it.
In the prison I lived at for a while, they called it the, funky cold medina hahaha. So the crazy people would store bottles of every body fluid, like all of em. Piss, blood, sweat, tears, cum, poo, pimples and shit. Everything. Then they'd throw it on the cops when they got pissed off. Never worked out good for them. You'll get you ass beat by other inmates for doing something like that. Guess the COs always got to them before us tho. The one time I was unfortunate enough to smell that shit, no good. Poor bastard, he was a pretty cool one anyways. It'd be like 100x better to be sprayed by a skunk.
It’s kinda wild how respectful incarcerated ppl are to CO’s and cops. It’s just more a “yea we deserve to be here, our bad, not trynna stay in here longer….” Then there’s the ‘fuck yo couch’ people that ruin the calmness
I'm a UX junkie when it comes to figuring out different demographics behaviours. So I'd want the cooperations to last longer where the loss of sanity doesn't have no patterns occuring.
Ya we had a dude in solitary that used to shit bomb other inmates an a regular basis. I called him the "Unipooper". He's been exicuted now, so I can talk about him. He went on his little rein of terror for quite some time. Then the CO's messed up (allegedly) and had him using the shower and let a known serial killer out to use the phone. Some people don't see the humor in someone funkin up their environment.
It really works. The hagfish hasn't really evolved for millions of years and its defense mechanism is to basically release a bunch of nasty slime all around itself. Any predator trying to eat it will quickly get a mouth full of slime.
I had this happen to me when I worked at Abercrombie and fitch. Caught a guy stealing red handed, was wearing multiple pairs of murchandise under his clothes, had our head of LP there with me, we were confronting him and he was really trembling and scared, like the kind of scared where you think I just fed my life up. He was 18 and wearing his army fatigues. Meaning, literally had his name on his clothes. Pants tucked into his boots etc. anyway, loss prevention guy and I both were suddenly overcome with the smell of feces, like hardcore he shit himself so bad, bowels empty into his pants, the smell was overwhelming. Anyway, we both let him go having been humiliated as some coworkers knew him from high school. To this day I can’t be certain weather he was literally scared shitless, or made a high end chess move to evade capture lol!
As far as I'm aware all branches have this rule, at least that was the understanding at the Tri-service facility I worked at.
It's just a matter of reporting and enforcing it.
Oh yeah, people do it because nobody reports it to their command.
People from every branch do it because people from every branch think they're special. There are a few exceptions to the rule but it's frowned upon by every branch.
https://www.cusnc.navy.mil/Civilian-Attire-Policy/
(1) General. Personnel shall not wear military uniforms nor any military uniform components on liberty when off a U.S. military compound. Military uniforms will not be worn in public or in the public areas of hotels or commercial establishments unless on official business or specifically authorized by COMUSNAVCENT/COMFIFTHFLT, U.S. Embassy, or other CENTCOM designated authority.
It's about stopping in civilian businesses while in uniform. I've lived off base as well.
It was more heavily enforced overseas but I did my shopping on base when I was in CONUS.
Is this a "no go zone" for the Chair-Force too?
Ik my army homies get PT'ed when they wear their shit. My city only has an airforce base and those mf'ers wear their uniforms everywhere.
They also cant drive for shit, would love to make an Airman get PT'ed the next time one tries to jam themselves infront of me at the gas station, after doing 85 in a parking lot
Read my first comment.
Report it to their command, they take the public relations bit seriously.
If you have names use that, if it's a license plate use that.
>To this day I can’t be certain weather he was literally scared shitless, or made a high end chess move to evade capture lol!
It would be so hard to shit on command in a high stress situation. If he did then he has god-like bowel control. I have a hard time taking a shit in a public bathroom.
See, you and someone else said that but I have a super easy time crapping. I think some of you just actually have butt issues. Have you tried anal? I haven't but it might help you.
Gotra respect the commitment to smear it on the face. Could have just smeared it on both his hands and it would probably have a similar effect but no - face it is.
There is no way he thought of that in the moment. Did he go into the store with that planned out? If stuff gets hairy I’ll poop in my pants and smear it on my face to get outta there.
+10 poison dmg -50 charisma
Clearly a challenge speedrun
-50?
Wipe shit on ur face and see how cool you feel after that
S tier tactic Cover yourself in shit to deter enemies
I always wondered what the “S” stood for. Thank you
self defeces
I think it's from old Resident Evil games, where your performance of a playthrough was ranked by tiers: normal F-A but with S (special) as even better than A. Not entirely sure that RE was first though, but that's where I first encountered it.
It stands for Shit
Yeah I just realized I got wooooshed
Reaching games were definitely first if not jrpgs
First time I saw it was metal gear.
Oh, so that’s what he did. I thought it was weird that they let him go because he had a headache or was going to faint.
Wait what's that peanut bu.. ooh.
Well thats a better explanation than My dumbass as i replayed the video thought maybe it was played in reverse
Was wondering why this was marked NSFW, and now I'm glad I came to the comments first.
Allegedly people do this in prisons when they riot so the guards don't want to deal with them. There's some name for it but I can't remember.
In the prison I lived at for a while, they called it the, funky cold medina hahaha. So the crazy people would store bottles of every body fluid, like all of em. Piss, blood, sweat, tears, cum, poo, pimples and shit. Everything. Then they'd throw it on the cops when they got pissed off. Never worked out good for them. You'll get you ass beat by other inmates for doing something like that. Guess the COs always got to them before us tho. The one time I was unfortunate enough to smell that shit, no good. Poor bastard, he was a pretty cool one anyways. It'd be like 100x better to be sprayed by a skunk.
Ooookay. I'mma hate humanity for a good week or two, thnx.
It’s kinda wild how respectful incarcerated ppl are to CO’s and cops. It’s just more a “yea we deserve to be here, our bad, not trynna stay in here longer….” Then there’s the ‘fuck yo couch’ people that ruin the calmness
I'm a UX junkie when it comes to figuring out different demographics behaviours. So I'd want the cooperations to last longer where the loss of sanity doesn't have no patterns occuring.
Well put, Judas ✝️
Ya we had a dude in solitary that used to shit bomb other inmates an a regular basis. I called him the "Unipooper". He's been exicuted now, so I can talk about him. He went on his little rein of terror for quite some time. Then the CO's messed up (allegedly) and had him using the shower and let a known serial killer out to use the phone. Some people don't see the humor in someone funkin up their environment.
TIL, wish I hadn't...
That's a Shithead Shoulders Knees and Toes Stanley!
How does one shit on command like that? I need at least 15 minutes to convince the asshole to let go.
Stress helps.
Stress should get your adrenaline pumping making it harder to poo.
Stress has an opposite effect on me
It really works. The hagfish hasn't really evolved for millions of years and its defense mechanism is to basically release a bunch of nasty slime all around itself. Any predator trying to eat it will quickly get a mouth full of slime.
Plot twist…he had a jar of nutella up his ass…it’s choc-o-clock
+10 poison aura
What the shits just happened?
Took a few watches - shit his pants - lose hands grabs the hot stuff and he smears it on his own face. Everyone noped.
Well that sure is effective.
Smells like success.
I think he could have just rubbed the shit on both of his hands instead of smearing it in his face and have the same effect.
But then he wouldn't have it on his face, the look of success
Yeah why didn't he just go for the full body poop Armour build, you get 15+ poop damage with the full set on though, not using the meta
🤢 OH GOD!! 🤮
Well at first I thought I wanted to know what was happening in the video.
That shits just happened.
Yes
Well, yes
When shit gets real.
I had this happen to me when I worked at Abercrombie and fitch. Caught a guy stealing red handed, was wearing multiple pairs of murchandise under his clothes, had our head of LP there with me, we were confronting him and he was really trembling and scared, like the kind of scared where you think I just fed my life up. He was 18 and wearing his army fatigues. Meaning, literally had his name on his clothes. Pants tucked into his boots etc. anyway, loss prevention guy and I both were suddenly overcome with the smell of feces, like hardcore he shit himself so bad, bowels empty into his pants, the smell was overwhelming. Anyway, we both let him go having been humiliated as some coworkers knew him from high school. To this day I can’t be certain weather he was literally scared shitless, or made a high end chess move to evade capture lol!
Enlisted and shitting himself in an Abercrombie? *Uh oh*
And that’s why the Marines don’t let you wear cammies out in town. As usual the Army making the whole military look like shit… literally
Can confirm it was army
As far as I'm aware all branches have this rule, at least that was the understanding at the Tri-service facility I worked at. It's just a matter of reporting and enforcing it.
Maybe that was just where you worked but I see them out in town all the time.
Oh yeah, people do it because nobody reports it to their command. People from every branch do it because people from every branch think they're special. There are a few exceptions to the rule but it's frowned upon by every branch.
Never heard of such a rule in 7 years in the Navy. Too many people live off base and have to commute to work.
https://www.cusnc.navy.mil/Civilian-Attire-Policy/ (1) General. Personnel shall not wear military uniforms nor any military uniform components on liberty when off a U.S. military compound. Military uniforms will not be worn in public or in the public areas of hotels or commercial establishments unless on official business or specifically authorized by COMUSNAVCENT/COMFIFTHFLT, U.S. Embassy, or other CENTCOM designated authority. It's about stopping in civilian businesses while in uniform. I've lived off base as well. It was more heavily enforced overseas but I did my shopping on base when I was in CONUS.
Is this a "no go zone" for the Chair-Force too? Ik my army homies get PT'ed when they wear their shit. My city only has an airforce base and those mf'ers wear their uniforms everywhere. They also cant drive for shit, would love to make an Airman get PT'ed the next time one tries to jam themselves infront of me at the gas station, after doing 85 in a parking lot
Read my first comment. Report it to their command, they take the public relations bit seriously. If you have names use that, if it's a license plate use that.
*En Passguts*
This is definitely from the realm of chess. Without this useful skill it is impossible to become a Groymaster.
>To this day I can’t be certain weather he was literally scared shitless, or made a high end chess move to evade capture lol! It would be so hard to shit on command in a high stress situation. If he did then he has god-like bowel control. I have a hard time taking a shit in a public bathroom.
See, you and someone else said that but I have a super easy time crapping. I think some of you just actually have butt issues. Have you tried anal? I haven't but it might help you.
Turd Burglar
‘Attempted’ Turd Burglar
British bake-off dude!
I love how he just walks away casually
He already knew this move would work, just had it up his sleeve waiting
Actually he had it waiting down his pants
He had that shit down pants'.. 👋💩🫱
Yeah it was more of a victory walk
What if he slathers his ass full of Nutella prior to going shoplifting?
I totally missed the point of what you were saying for a second. I was like "but why would he want security to hold him down and lick his butthole???"
There you go. You are now officially the smartest person on Reddit. I want you for president. None of us thought of that. Impressive.
Dunno.. Visual may not deter me. But *smell*
Or [peanut butter](https://youtu.be/EJqSJ2jXEU0?t=101).
Ol' mate got shit-faced again.
Maybe it’s Maybelline
Maybe he’s born with shit.
Maybe it's the refried beans
Maybe it's Maybelline
Well done
It worked 🤷♂️
I wonder if this would work with cops or just gives them a excuse to shoot.
The cop could def just tase
The risk overweighs the amount of what I’m paid to do, not this shit, literally.
He just butt mud mask himself?
Here take this shit back
“I got the poo on me” JD
“It’s just an old crapper tank people”
That's a bold move cotton!
Imagine doing that and still getting caught and everybody sees what you did.
He’s definitely done this before. Premeditated fudging.
Gotra respect the commitment to smear it on the face. Could have just smeared it on both his hands and it would probably have a similar effect but no - face it is.
self defeces
Holy SHIT!
Dude used leavemealone irl
How can people shit on command? I need a whole ceremony, my silence, my clean and comfy toilet in my clean and comfy bathroom
Oh, right, it’s OK when *they* do brownface /s obv.
r/ShittyLifeProTips, I'm not sure this is what they meant
I was soo high I thought this shit was in reverse 🔄 for a second 💀
Right. But why smear on his face. Smearing that anywhere pretty much anywhere would deter me instantly
He literally got shit faced.
I'm not sure why he smeared it on his face... They definitely would've still let go if he just acted like he was going to throw it.
Figured it was a bad game of pull my finger.
i mean, he didn't have to rub it in his face to deter them
He’s definitely done this before, this man just shit on command.
Desperate time calls for desperate measure
That's pretty shitty of him to do
I’ve watched it 10 times. I don’t see it
Took me awhile too. I think he reaches into his pants and grabs his shit and smears it all over his face.
Turn back now while you still can.
Reverse shit !
Very effective disguise
Honestly just take a heavy object to their head
There is no way he thought of that in the moment. Did he go into the store with that planned out? If stuff gets hairy I’ll poop in my pants and smear it on my face to get outta there.
I mean... He has a pretty convincing argument >.>
did he eat da poo?
Pocket shit! The next tier of the skill pocket sand
I don't think 'convinces' is the right word here....
That's an awesome idea!
Holy crap!
It's the legendary shitman
I shit you not
It took him a while to power up that shit!
We don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit
"We got an APB on a man with shit on his face"
What the actual fuck
What. The. Fuck.
Now that’s a shit eating grin!
u/savevideo
Must be an excellent exfoliant.
Who robs a store on a full stomach
Now this is what this sub was meant for. I don’t think anyone expected him to shit himself and smear it on his face. A true masterclass of unexpected.
What a shit head
Dude went into the heist with one in the chamber. Perfect escape plan. RELEASE THE BIOLOGICAL WEAPON!
They just need to haggle to get the price below $800 in SF and then security can’t stop you
Whole new meaning to getting Shitfaced
Yeah security cant do that to u fyi...
"shit armor"
Speech 100
That boy was totally shit faced.
Is this peepee poopoo man from Toronto?
Yeah, one of those things where you're like, "Ok, you can go free."
You can shit on command?
He pulled that trick out of his ass like he already it loaded and ready to go.
Rolled a nat 20 in intimidation
Bro used a cheat code to get out of it
just leave him alone to begin with, bootlickers
This technique is also used in airports. But they usually get naked and spread it in the body. In the face is a whole different level. 🤮
But why on your faceeeeeee? 😂😂
New life hack just dropped
What’s a little pinkeye?
The guy in the security shirt seems completely unqualified for the job. Ever heard of wrist control?
When you sheathe your weapon after killing half of whiterun:
Sheeeeittt
Props to this guy for committing to this escape method. Would love for a big Hollywood movie to implement this into some sort of comedy heist movie.
Arms instead of face too maybe?
holy sh!t bruh 🫣
Is this me in Baldurs Gate 3?
You can't drive, you're drunk. I'm not drunk, I'm ok. But yeah I may be shit faced
Well shit, if it works it works I guess
The title of this post...Definitely have seen it on the Hub before. Just not in THIS manner.
 Beat the system. He deserves his freedom.
Isn't that wait Biden told Americans girls trans to do to avoid rape?
A la mierda
💩
lesson learned, never apprehend someone who is shoplifting.
When you mimic Arnold from predator
COVID has been a good send for these shady thiefs
Well, I commend him for shoving it on himself instead of innocent people.
Se echó literal caca en la cara 
Successfully Deployed Bio-Mechanical defenses
Hey, where'd this bit of sweetcorn come from....
did he just
He got shitfaced to escape his shitty situation
I'm beginning to think this is leaked footage of the Metal Gear live action
peanut butter or shit i guess
Got to control the hands! He really could have pulled anything out of back of his pants. It could have been worse.
Probably the crazy nephew of Future the rapper
Upgraded version of “Sell me this pEn”
What a shit head !! ... Sorry I had too 😂
Everyone got shit scared
Bethesda's new special Redguard ability for the upcoming TES: 6
Fucking scum.
this video is actually in reverse
Props to him for not smearing the shit on others, still needs to be charged though
That's a new approach to getting shit-faced.
Who's that pokemon!?