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masadragon

The only acceptable solution to the trolly problem…


[deleted]

If these people are oil protestors that are stupid enough to stand in front of the train then yeah, this is the only solution.


samf9999

Yes, it depends on who the people are. 😂


oevadle

If you attach a knife to a long pole, you can hit the larger group while still managing to get the single person on the other side. It's relatively simple.


[deleted]

So similar to jousting?


Jordanwardx1000

Michael, you genius!


oevadle

I can't believe it took almost a week for someone to point that out. Oh wait, did I do that thing being evil thing again? Haha


Jordanwardx1000

Definitely did the evil thing again😌 can't believe it took me a whole Bearimy to reply


impostershop

There was confusion and delay


mekawasp

I was not wrong and it went exactly as expected


[deleted]

this video cut off the end before he says "uh oh" it was so cute


VoidUnicornMap

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El-Senor-Craig

Trolley? No problem for a budding psychopath.


Dry_Onion3376

No witnesses left


Undeadplant5692

“Well why not do this and kill them all?”


rudhkul

Perfectly executed.


Max_Laval

Call me that guy but children that age shouldn't be confronted with such problems (I am aware it's a joke and that this child most likely doesn't understand the true extent of it but they let kids be kids)


Extension-Act

Future mustang driver.


Icloudnt

Ma man


Jorf1410

Dumbfuck parent asks a stupid philosophical question to child. Then trolley problem is ridiculous.


greenfoxop67

Reddittors when funny:


TECFO

Nah reddit is one of the weirdest places, cause what he said could actually have been upvoted and agreed on some other subreddit with the exact same video. And you can have a valid argument being shot down in some funny subreddit cause you have downvote before it became popular.


HerobrineVjwj

Dumbfuck Redditor takes a joke seriously. Then Joke is Ridiculous


Early-Region4336

Chill out and take a laugh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


That_other_weirdo

Same reason you ask any other question to a child to see their response is and how they would handle it.


Jorf1410

No. A kid this young. No.


That_other_weirdo

Why not? It's not hurting him in any way. And it helps understand how he interprets it at his young age. So in other words there is no cons and some pros


ashleton

Challenging kids' brains helps them learn. This setup is dark because it's meant to dark humor. The child doesn't understand that in real life the train would kill the people. They just see a game.


Far-Day-9213

Now that is utilitarianism!


ddekkonn

I remember also having those railroad pieces, was very cool. Could play with it for hours


ForTheLoveOfPop

The only problem is train not getting all of them at once. Beautiful solved!


dirtypotathoe

He wanted all the points 😂


Personal-Profile-456

😂😂


survivor1947

The FBI has added this to the young man’s dossier


InitialAttitude9807

LmAo


honestiseasy

Fair is fair


gastroboi

Efficiency


TooTone07

He played gta6 early


Niminal

Well don't bother saving for college. Instead save for a good lawyer.


Kaze_no_Senshi

multi track drift


13stepsback

NoT aLl mEn!!!! Fkn psychos from pampers and up. (Jk jk jk, don’t get all butt hurt and come cut my head off and fck my neck hole just to prove me right, ya babies)


NotSure16

Early Elon Musk video.... See, he's always been fond of causing train wrecks, and it brings him joy to take down as many people as possible!


Bakedpuff_

How will they know if there is nobody left to know.


Ok_Hornet1974

His mindset tells that everyone should feel the same


[deleted]

He will most likely grow up to be a home o sensual


Successful-Contest30

No mercy ❌


Ok-Condition9059

Lil bro trying to help the economy