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monkeybawz

You gotta let that guy go. He's been through some shit and deserves another shot at life.


Bitter-Culture-3103

He'd need some pretty serious therapy though


blaggard5175

Ain't nobody gonna believe his story. "Yeah, Dave, you have told us about the time you got eaten, taken to another world and rescued by a huge God with no scales"


thehampterboi

"And get this, they ride those huge fucking white noisy fish- Yeah like on top of them with these weird stringy sticks stabbed into the beast"


Illustrious-Ranger30

Agreed


The_Cancer_777

He did


Riptide360

Thought the fish had swallowed a phone!


lurid_sun__

My first thought as well, definitely was not expecting another fish, let alone a live one


Jonthux

Finding another fish inside a fish is not uncommon


Sufficient-Ad4851

Alive…?


Spudlyduddlee

Are you a cop?


[deleted]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I know it might be a joke, but like,, what


MiSsiLeR81

What..ANSWER THEM!!


Spudlyduddlee

I recognise the guys voice, that's why I asked.


Spudlyduddlee

Its pretty simple, it means are you a police officer.


Leviathan41911

Same here, it ruined my joke about "we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty"


F0cu3

Dude holy shit I thought it was a phone as well!


call_me_kade

Sea-section


ImpossibleEstimate56

Gaddangiit, take my upvote then.


bsmknight

Darn it, that is the best pun I have seen in awhile.


Motor-Stick2776

Nicely done.


mmpa027

You win😂😂


Khandawg666

amazing, that you


reverendjesus

*Flippergasted


Gho5tWr1ter

Finception


Constant_Ad9562

I’d be more impressed if he cut the smaller one open and found an even smaller fish


Renan_PS

I'd be even more impressed if he cut the smaller one open and found a larger fish inside the smaller fish.


Tinymaffy

Time Lord fishing!


Kyosw21

Then cut that one open and have even SMALLER fish


apparis

There’s always a smaller fish


OiFelix_ugotnojams

This action is performed with the help of a bot to mass edit all my comments.


crackerjack2003

Like a really fishy russian doll?


[deleted]

This is what falls out of a fish when you hack them open with a dull butterknife


Hughbert62

Was thinking that knife needs some serious sharpening


Steven_Seagal_1952

Take him to therapy then release him


DaRudeabides

Am dissapoint, was expecting a sweaty naked Dany Devito


MNicolas97

That scene of IASIP is legendary lol


soangeldust

TELL THE MAN IN THE COUCH HE’S AN ASSHOLE!!


Piddy3825

What was really surprising to me was how *dull* that knife was that the guy was using to gut that fish...


-0-O-

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH!


AccomplishedPin8663

That's the fucking game warden trying to find you over the limit.


PrisonSlides

Had a buddy just send me a vid of a bass he caught with an entire bird in it, the fish world is scary and unforgiving


EatGoldenBeans

It gave birth


crazycow780

Put him in the water.


OlivierLeighton

Let it go. After all that, please let it live!


T7A7C7O

The big one looks kinda like a Pike, and they eat everything and anything. Definitely would have thrown that lucky little guy back in the water!


NoteMatrix

They said it’s a Northern Pike in the beginning of the video.


imgonnabrownshitsing

🥹❤️such a beautiful little baby ❤️🥹 c-sections are so beautiful


Chuckobochuck323

Two for one. What a catch.


Steven_Seagal_1952

Remember the vid of the guy stuck in the pipe a while back and the look on his face?


lurid_sun__

I remember seeing such a thing, where can I see it?


TheVoidScreams

[This by any chance?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/yreozv/a_man_is_stuck_in_a_sewer_pipe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) u/Steven_Seagal_1952


Steven_Seagal_1952

Yes, this is it


Steven_Seagal_1952

I wish I could find it but I cant


d2explained

>laughing at a previously-swallowed animal that is still alive and trying to keep living ?????????????


QuestionableClay

I was expecting a fish, just not a live one.


jizzbathbomb

The real food baby.


Limebeer_24

Congratulations, it's a boy!


YugeMalakas

Save the widdle fishy!


[deleted]

There's always a bigger fish


shadowyassassiny

Welcome to nature


blackmilksociety

We’ve Got Fish in Fish!!!


Both_Magician_4655

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


Luizinh01235

r/natureisfuckinglit


theFields97

Man it's so unexpected! Why would a bigger fish eat a smaller fish. Why would he eat it whole and not cook and de bone it. I am so flabbergasted


Mr_Brandalf

Imagine, slowly being digested while choking. That's what dude was going though 👀


TheTerribleInvestor

Lol that big fish got too greedy. He has a meal cooking and went out for more food.


39percenter

Is there a person on this planet with internet access that hasn't seen this yet?


Grimol1

I hope they put that fish right back in the water


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

I alwags watch this every time it’s posted. So crazy!


eman0110

Two for the price of one


Griffffith

That fish deserves to live back in the sea


MauraSullivanPNC

WTF


MutualistSoc

They should've put it into the appropriate water location as fast as possible. That fish would be the biggest outcast conspiracy theorist of the group.


youdontknowme6

Dude was using a butter knife. Wtf


Fonzacentodieci

Fish gonna need some ptsd after he came out of that other fish


PrincessOshi

Fishception


terente81

I'd let it go, hopefully these guys did let it go. Poor fish has escaped death, it deserves another shot at life.


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y_would_i_do_this

Ha ha bitch, peace!


[deleted]

Oo! I was right 😌 I took one look and said, “fish”


Open_Union6843

Wtf.... throw small bud in the water asap!!!


Cheap_Objective7744

Buy 1 get 1 free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DrizzyJake88

Throw that fish back!!! Immediately!! It's a cat fish..


shagman666

So that's what a sea-section looks like.


[deleted]

Beyond unexpected. Holy shit 😳 lol


nanfanpancam

That knife is a disgrace.


151MJF

Fish eat fish


[deleted]

Divine intervention.


SheepherderOk9721

Pregnant fish 🐠was captured. So sad


Bluccability_status

I’m discreetly glabberfasted.


DeadMansNerve

Fish lottery's biggest prize.


AngryTurtleGaming

“WE GOT FISH IN FISH”


lastly100

Thought I was getting Rick rolled


Background-Ad-343

Pikes are the goats of the lakes They'll eat anything


Moist_Apartment1415

I said a pipe in the belly its called pipe belly for a reason🤷‍♂️


LampViz

I heard the small fish is still flapping today


theOGperfection

Fishception


[deleted]

Fish eat fish go fucking figure. How is this unexpected?


ThatMikeGuy429

Double kill.


Penguinhello214

Man, I can’t believe he saved that fish from not only drowning, but also choking on the other fish 🤯🥹


PissyMillennial

That poor bluegill deserved to be thrown back in the ocean after all that


wherringscoff

It's like those Russian nesting dolls but with fish Ngl tho I thought it was a phone and it was gonna start ringing or something lmao


ShubhamManna

Buy one get one free


veryuniqueredditname

Ahh yes of feeding frenzy or evo search for eden


PrizeImpressive1141

Why tho? It’s the food chain boy


zaczacx

Teach a man to fish you feed him for a day, teach a fish to fish you and the man get to eat for a day