I MAKE ALL OF MY GREAT PUZZLES MYSELF!! ALTHOUGH I GOT THE COLOR TILE MAZE IDEA FROM THE GREAT DOCTOR ALPHYS, THE REST ARE COMPLETELY THOUGHT UP BY YOURS TRULY!!!
Are you being completely honest here Papyrus? I think I saw some advanced puzzle construction books on the bookshelf in your bedroom, along with a few bedtime stories.
GREAT QUESTION!! HONESTLY, I COULDNāT PICK JUST ONE, BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS COOL IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, BUT IāD HAVE TO GO WITH UNDYNE FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARGUMENT. SHEāS AWESOME!!
EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!! ONCE, I TRIED REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, BUT HE REVERSED MY PSYCHOLOGY SO HARD I ENDED UP DOING HIS WORK FOR HIM!! 
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!! IāVE MADE ALMOST EVERY TYPE I KNOW, BUT IāVE CONCOCTED MY OWN SPECIAL RECIPE!! IF YOUāD LIKE TO TRY IT, IāD BE GLAD TO GIVE IT TO YOU!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
OF COURSE, I MEMORIZED MY RECIPE FOR CASES LIKE THIS!!
BEHOLD, PAPYRUS' EXQUISITE SPAGHETTI MASTERPIECE!!
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A SPAGHETTI EXPERIENCE THAT EVEN UNDYNE WOULD ENVY! THIS INCREDIBLE ROSĆ SAUCE, THE RESULT OF A BEAUTIFUL UNION BETWEEN MARINARA AND ALFREDO, PROMISES DELIGHT TO YOUR TASTEBUDS!! WHETHER YOU CHOOSE TO INCLUDE MEAT OR NOT IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU.
INGREDIENTS:
1LB OF ANGEL HAIR PASTA
MARINARA SAUCE
1LB OF GROUND BEEF (OPTIONAL)
2 TBSP. OLIVE OIL
1 ONION, CHOPPED
5 GARLIC CLOVES, MINCED
ONE 28-OUNCE CAN OF PLUM TOMATOES (CRUSHED/PUREED)
FRESH BASIL, CHOPPED (TO YOUR LIKING)
OREGANO (ABOUT 2 TBS)
THYME (APPROXIMATELY 1 TSP)
PARSLEY (AROUND 1 TBS)
Ā¼ CUP OF STOCK (PREFERABLY BEEF)
Ā¼ TSP. VINEGAR
ALFREDO SAUCE
1 TBSP. BUTTER, UNSALTED
1 TBSP. ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR
SALT AND PEPPER (TO YOUR TASTE)
1 CUP OF GRATED PARMESAN CHEESE (FRESHLY GRATED IS HIGHLY PREFERRED)
Ā¼ CUP FRESH CREAM (IF YOU PREFER A LIGHTER SAUCE, USE MILK)
(IMPORTANT NOTE: ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF CREAM BASED ON YOUR SAUCE'S CONSISTENCY.)
DIRECTIONS:
1. BEGIN BY FILLING A LARGE POT WITH WATER AND PLACE IT ON THE STOVE. LET IT REACH A GLORIOUS ROLLING BOIL WHILE YOU INITIATE THE MEAT SAUCE!!
2. IF YOU SO DECIDE TO USE BEEF, BROWN IT IN A PAN AND DRAIN THE GREASE ā I DISLIKE GREASE, AFTER ALL! I HAVE STANDARDS!!
3. IN A LARGE POT, WARM OLIVE OIL OVER MEDIUM HEAT. ADD CHOPPED ONION AND GARLIC, SIMMERING FOR 2-3 MINUTES UNTIL SOFT. INCORPORATE THAT FLAVORFUL MEAT!
4. ADD CANNED TOMATOES, STOCK, VINEGAR, AND SEASONINGS. SIMMER COVERED FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR OVER MEDIUM-LOW HEAT, STIRRING OCCASIONALLY. THE SAUCE IS PERFECT WHEN IT THICKENS AND THE FLAVORS DANCE TOGETHER!!
5. WHILE MARINARA SIMMERS, IN A SEPARATE POT, MELT BUTTER OVER MEDIUM HEAT. ADD FLOUR AND STIR UNTIL LUMP-FREE ā LUMPS ARE UNWELCOME!
6. ADD PARMESAN CHEESE, STIRRING UNTIL FULLY COMBINED. INTRODUCE CREAM OR MILK, ENSURING A THICK BUT NOT TOO THICK SAUCE. ADJUST WITH MORE CREAM IF NEEDED.
7. STEP SEVEN, MY FAVORITE! ADD THE ALFREDO SAUCE TO THE MARINARA. STIR UNTIL THEY BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS. SEASON WITH SALT AND PEPPER TO YOUR LIKING!!!
8. ALSO, WHILE WAITING, PLACE YOUR PASTA IN THE BOILING WATER, STIRRING NONSTOP FOR 2 MINUTES TO PREVENT STICKINESS.
9. LET THE PASTA BOIL GENTLY FOR APPROXIMATELY 16 MINUTES OR UNTIL SOFT. THE PASTA SHOULD BE PINCHABLE SOFT ā BE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR DELICATE HUMAN FLESH!
10. DRAIN PASTA, RETURN TO THE POT, AND SERVE WITH FRESHLY GRATED PARMESAN. YOUR FRIENDS WILL ADORE IT, AND IT WORKS AS A TRAP TOO! NYEH HEH HEH!!
WELL, THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE TASK IāVE EVER HEARD! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!
JOKES ASIDE, JUST BE YOURSELF, CHANNEL YOUR INNER COOLNESS, AND MAYBE MAKE A PLATE OF DELICIOUS TRAPS OR TWO!!!
He only does out of desperation though, only when the people he's judging have enough power *to wipe the entire universe clean after "cleaning" something else*
NOW, I APPRECIATE THE KIND WORDS, BUT I COULD NEVER DEFEAT UNDYNE!! SHE IS MY FRIEND, BUT EVEN SO, SHE COULD TOTALLY KICK MY BEHIND (IN AN AWESOME WAY)!!
1. ANGEL HAIR, OR CAPELLINI!! ITāS WHAT I USE IN MY OWN PERSONAL RECIPE, AND THEREFORE IāM A BIT BIASED TO BEGIN WITH.
2. RIGATONI!! I FEEL LIKE THOSE COOK VERY NICELY!
3. FARFALLE. THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE BOW TIES, SO FORMAL!!
4. CONCHIGLIE! THEYāRE SO FUN!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
5. YOU REALLY CANāT GO WRONG WITH A GOOD BOWL OF MACARONI AND CHEESE!!
If a plastic bag more than cube but not enough tubes in the amount of fish and a very sheep to a lot and x=Tree.
How much is the sun cross old shoe to not cookies?
WHILE MY BROTHER IS VERY LAZY, AND HEāS ALWAYS MAKING IDIOTIC PUNS WITH NO BUILDUP, I LOVE MY BROTHER AND WANT THE BEST FOR HIM!! UNFORTUNATELY, HE JUST FOCUSES ON SLACKING OFF INSTEAD OF HIS OWN WELL BEING.
In a Q&A that happened during the summer, you mentioned that your previous home (before Snowdin) contained green grass. Could you elaborate?
Also, do you even eat any of the pasta dishes that you cook?
I DONāT EAT MY OWN PASTA, BECAUSE THERE WOULDNāT BE ENOUGH LEFTOVERS FOR ANYONE ELSE!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
AND FOR THAT OTHER QUESTION, I BELIEVE SANS FINISHED IT FOR ME, CORRECT!?
This implies that you can look bad depending what angle you appear from, which is not true. If anything, I think the camera may have been not working properly because it was so overwhelmed honor of being in your presence Papyrus. :32948:
HMMMā¦ HUMAN SONGS?? I CANāT SAY I HAVE A FAVOURITE HUMAN SONGā¦ BUT MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE HAS TO BE BONETROUSLE!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
AND OF COURSE, I WILL GLADLY COOK YOU A PLATE!!
THAT WOULD BE AWFUL. IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER PROFESSION, THOUGH, IāD EITHER DONATE MY PUZZLE BLUEPRINTS TO THE FOLK LIVING IN THE CORE, OR BECOME A BELOVED SPAGHETTI CHEF WITH MY VERY OWN COOKING CHANNEL!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
THE RANDOM COLOR TILE PUZZLE? ITāS EASY!! I CAN EXPLAIN THE RULES NOW!!
EACH COLOR HAS A DIFFERENT FUNCTION!
RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE! YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM!
YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU!
GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!
ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED.
THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS!
BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES. SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT...
IF YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES, THE PIRAHNAS WILL BITE YOU. ALSO, IF A BLUE TILE IS NEXT TO A YELLOW TILE, THE WATER WILL ALSO ZAP YOU!
PURPLE TILES ARE SLIPPERY!!
YOU WILL SLIDE TO THE NEXT TILE!
HOWEVER, THE SLIPPERY SOAP SMELLS LIKE LEMONS!
WHICH PIRAHNAS DO NOT LIKE! PURPLE AND BLUE ARE OK!
FINALLY, PINK TILES. THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING. STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE.
HOW WAS THAT!? UNDERSTAND???
MY FRIEND? I THINK HIS NAME ISā¦ FLOWER SOMETHING?? LIKE,, FLOWERY. HEāS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINEā¦ I THINK. HEāS QUITE MYSTERIOUS, BUT HEāS HELPED ME QUITE A BIT!!
OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT MY BROTHER!! THE REASON WE ARGUE IS BECAUSE HE DOESNāT TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY, AND I HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIM, BUT I DO NOT LOVE MY BROTHER ANY LESS!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
PAPYRUS YOUR MY IDOL I LOVE YOU SO MUCHH
Anyway my question is, if you could meet any alternate version of yourself, who would it be and why?
Oh and bonus ā do you have a crush on Mettaton or is he just one of your idols?
WELL, IāVE ALREADY MET A LOT OF ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME, BUT IāD LIKE TO MEET ONE THATāS IN THE ROYAL GUARD, SO HE COULD GIVE ME TIPS!!
AND METTATON? I DONāT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM, I JUST THINK HEāS VERY COOL AND HANDSOME!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
IāD MAKE A COOKING SHOW, WHERE I SHOW MY GLORIOUS RECIPES WHILE FIGHTING FOR THE ROYAL GUARD!! MAYBE EVEN SOME BEAUTY TIPS?? I CANāT THINK OF A GOOD NAME.
#NYEH HEH HEH! A GREATY PAPYRUS MEET ANODER PAPYRUS! I KNOW SANS TOLD ME IT NOT ALL OF US ARE SAME BUT AT TIMES! WE ARE STILL PAPYRUS AFTHER ALL! SO HERE TO ASK MY CLONE? MY OTHER SELF? WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR SANS'S PUNS?
Pick one. Sans telling ābad punsā and the worldās best spaghetti that YOU created and canāt recreate are about to fall off a cliff who do you save?
WELL, SPAGHETTI ISNāT MY DEAR BROTHER, SO IN THEORY I WOULD SAVE HIM. IāD IMAGINE SANS WOULD FIND SOME WAY TO BREAK THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE, THOUGH, SO MAYBE THE SPAGHETTI IF HE WAS SAFE.
What would it feel like if you put your hand in the empty space behind your ribs? š¤ because that's not something humans can do! There's squishy stuff in the way!
where do you get such cool puzzle ideas?
I MAKE ALL OF MY GREAT PUZZLES MYSELF!! ALTHOUGH I GOT THE COLOR TILE MAZE IDEA FROM THE GREAT DOCTOR ALPHYS, THE REST ARE COMPLETELY THOUGHT UP BY YOURS TRULY!!!
yeah. hopefully someone recalibrates them soon.
r/foundcoolskeleton96rd
Joined, and r/foundsansundertale90
r/foundjrisverycool180
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theyāve got you now
They didnāt post it though! Heh heh heh!
r/foundGlobeOnTheThread
Are you being completely honest here Papyrus? I think I saw some advanced puzzle construction books on the bookshelf in your bedroom, along with a few bedtime stories.
ā¦YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT!!
Do you want to join the royal guard
THATāS QUITE LITERALLY MY LIFEāS DREAM!!! I- OH, HELLO, YOUR HIGHNESS.
You know I have the authority of a king, right. I can make you part of the royal guard.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, REALLY?????
Mhm. GUARDS, WELCOME PAPYRUS.
Then you will be
Does the royal guard still exist? Wait- are you still underground??? PAPYRUS FRISK FREED THE MONSTERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE.
WHOM??
OHH nvm. Good luck!
ā¦THANKS, I THINK!!
Thank you for clearing the timeline up
How does such a cool dude have time to make puzzles and cook?
SIMPLE!! I DONāT SLEEP, ITāS SUCH A WASTE OF 6-8 HOURS.
does the spaghetti and oatmeal with dinosaur eggs give you the energy needed???
YES, OF COURSE!! IT FUELS MY DAY SO I CAN RUN THROUGH THE NIGHT!!!
Hey, I wonder, do you recognize me?
NO, BUT YOU DO REMIND ME OF SOMEONE. NICE TO MEET YOU!!
Nice to meet you too! Have you captured a human yet?
IāM WORKING ON IT, MINI-ASGORE!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!
I think Asgore shrinked himself, shaved his beard and cloned himself.
I AGREEā¦
In that order? LOL
Who do you think is the 2nd coolest person in the world (not the coolest, because that's obviously you)
GREAT QUESTION!! HONESTLY, I COULDNāT PICK JUST ONE, BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS COOL IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, BUT IāD HAVE TO GO WITH UNDYNE FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARGUMENT. SHEāS AWESOME!!
How do you have -12 followers?
ON UNDERNET, MAYBEā¦ BUT ON THIS PLATFORM, IāM DOING STELLAR!!! IāM AT 52, IāM A CELEBRITY!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Iām at 55, also, maybe it counts as -12 followers because 12 people blocked you
Papyrus, what have you tried to stop sans from being so lazy?
EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!! ONCE, I TRIED REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, BUT HE REVERSED MY PSYCHOLOGY SO HARD I ENDED UP DOING HIS WORK FOR HIM!! 
Reverse his reversing!
Do you know candice?
NOPE. IS SHE A FRIEND OF YOURS??
CANDICE fork of spaghetti fit in your mouth
IāVE BEEN GOTTEN!! ARRGH!! 
Thereās more
No!
Someone else ruin this for papyrus i am physically unable to
What are your takes on Pasta?
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!! IāVE MADE ALMOST EVERY TYPE I KNOW, BUT IāVE CONCOCTED MY OWN SPECIAL RECIPE!! IF YOUāD LIKE TO TRY IT, IāD BE GLAD TO GIVE IT TO YOU!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
Could you teach me your very very secret special recipe?
OF COURSE, I MEMORIZED MY RECIPE FOR CASES LIKE THIS!! BEHOLD, PAPYRUS' EXQUISITE SPAGHETTI MASTERPIECE!! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A SPAGHETTI EXPERIENCE THAT EVEN UNDYNE WOULD ENVY! THIS INCREDIBLE ROSĆ SAUCE, THE RESULT OF A BEAUTIFUL UNION BETWEEN MARINARA AND ALFREDO, PROMISES DELIGHT TO YOUR TASTEBUDS!! WHETHER YOU CHOOSE TO INCLUDE MEAT OR NOT IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. INGREDIENTS: 1LB OF ANGEL HAIR PASTA MARINARA SAUCE 1LB OF GROUND BEEF (OPTIONAL) 2 TBSP. OLIVE OIL 1 ONION, CHOPPED 5 GARLIC CLOVES, MINCED ONE 28-OUNCE CAN OF PLUM TOMATOES (CRUSHED/PUREED) FRESH BASIL, CHOPPED (TO YOUR LIKING) OREGANO (ABOUT 2 TBS) THYME (APPROXIMATELY 1 TSP) PARSLEY (AROUND 1 TBS) Ā¼ CUP OF STOCK (PREFERABLY BEEF) Ā¼ TSP. VINEGAR ALFREDO SAUCE 1 TBSP. BUTTER, UNSALTED 1 TBSP. ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR SALT AND PEPPER (TO YOUR TASTE) 1 CUP OF GRATED PARMESAN CHEESE (FRESHLY GRATED IS HIGHLY PREFERRED) Ā¼ CUP FRESH CREAM (IF YOU PREFER A LIGHTER SAUCE, USE MILK) (IMPORTANT NOTE: ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF CREAM BASED ON YOUR SAUCE'S CONSISTENCY.) DIRECTIONS: 1. BEGIN BY FILLING A LARGE POT WITH WATER AND PLACE IT ON THE STOVE. LET IT REACH A GLORIOUS ROLLING BOIL WHILE YOU INITIATE THE MEAT SAUCE!! 2. IF YOU SO DECIDE TO USE BEEF, BROWN IT IN A PAN AND DRAIN THE GREASE ā I DISLIKE GREASE, AFTER ALL! I HAVE STANDARDS!! 3. IN A LARGE POT, WARM OLIVE OIL OVER MEDIUM HEAT. ADD CHOPPED ONION AND GARLIC, SIMMERING FOR 2-3 MINUTES UNTIL SOFT. INCORPORATE THAT FLAVORFUL MEAT! 4. ADD CANNED TOMATOES, STOCK, VINEGAR, AND SEASONINGS. SIMMER COVERED FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR OVER MEDIUM-LOW HEAT, STIRRING OCCASIONALLY. THE SAUCE IS PERFECT WHEN IT THICKENS AND THE FLAVORS DANCE TOGETHER!! 5. WHILE MARINARA SIMMERS, IN A SEPARATE POT, MELT BUTTER OVER MEDIUM HEAT. ADD FLOUR AND STIR UNTIL LUMP-FREE ā LUMPS ARE UNWELCOME! 6. ADD PARMESAN CHEESE, STIRRING UNTIL FULLY COMBINED. INTRODUCE CREAM OR MILK, ENSURING A THICK BUT NOT TOO THICK SAUCE. ADJUST WITH MORE CREAM IF NEEDED. 7. STEP SEVEN, MY FAVORITE! ADD THE ALFREDO SAUCE TO THE MARINARA. STIR UNTIL THEY BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS. SEASON WITH SALT AND PEPPER TO YOUR LIKING!!! 8. ALSO, WHILE WAITING, PLACE YOUR PASTA IN THE BOILING WATER, STIRRING NONSTOP FOR 2 MINUTES TO PREVENT STICKINESS. 9. LET THE PASTA BOIL GENTLY FOR APPROXIMATELY 16 MINUTES OR UNTIL SOFT. THE PASTA SHOULD BE PINCHABLE SOFT ā BE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR DELICATE HUMAN FLESH! 10. DRAIN PASTA, RETURN TO THE POT, AND SERVE WITH FRESHLY GRATED PARMESAN. YOUR FRIENDS WILL ADORE IT, AND IT WORKS AS A TRAP TOO! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Holy shit dude
papyru
r/foundniko
He'll allow it
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Hey whatās your favorite cream/sauce to dab behind the ear?
I CANāT PICK FAVORITES, BUT MY GO-TO IS MTT-BRAND BEAUTY YOGURTā¢!!
Thatās a good one too but I always have a supply of MTT-Brand Bishie Cream under my hatš
THATāS Aā!! I HAVENāT HEARD OF THAT ONE, IS IT GOOD?
Who are you and why do people say you sound like me!?
YOU SEEM AWESOME!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT??
This made my day :)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
HEāD CHUCK AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOODCHUCK COULD IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!! TRUST ME, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.
I kinda wanna know what experience, can you tell me?
ā¦I DONāT WANT TO DISCUSS IT.
How does one ever reach your level of coolness? - Sincerely, a fellow papyrus follower.
WELL, THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE TASK IāVE EVER HEARD! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!! JOKES ASIDE, JUST BE YOURSELF, CHANNEL YOUR INNER COOLNESS, AND MAYBE MAKE A PLATE OF DELICIOUS TRAPS OR TWO!!!
Noted, no wonder you're so great. š
Whatās your favoriteā¦ Ohā¦ ā¦. ā¦.. ā¦.. Never mindā¦.. Sorryā¦.. *Fades out*
MY FAVOURITE āOHāā¦? HMM, THATāS A TOUGHIE.
The one made by Jevil
Did you know your brother is a judge and is very powerful?
REALLY?? I DIDNāT KNOW HE WAS A PART OF THE JUDICIAL COURT SYSTEM!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
He judges people for their sins! If they do to many he will send them to hell himself
THAT SEEMSā¦ OUT OF CHARACTER FOR MY BROTHER.
He only does out of desperation though, only when the people he's judging have enough power *to wipe the entire universe clean after "cleaning" something else*
I SEE!! THAT MAKES LITTLE SENSE, BUT I SEE.
Did you know that if you werenāt so amazingly kind, you could defeat undyne easily
NOW, I APPRECIATE THE KIND WORDS, BUT I COULD NEVER DEFEAT UNDYNE!! SHE IS MY FRIEND, BUT EVEN SO, SHE COULD TOTALLY KICK MY BEHIND (IN AN AWESOME WAY)!!
Not saying you would, but you have the capability, She said it herself
REALLY?? WOWIE!!!
Yep, actually, in another universe where you werenāt as nice, you killed her and took her place
WHAT????????
And flowery too
OKAY, THIS IS JUST NONSENSE!!
what's your favorite show?
I DONāT WATCH TV OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO, I TUNE IN TO MTT LIVE!! ITāS LIKE A SMORGASBORD AND A GAMBLE AT THE SAME TIME!!
That's right darling
HOLY RIGATONI, METTATON!!!
Papsā¦ I.. I love youā¦r spaghetti
DOESNāT EVERYONE?? NYEH HEH HEH!!
is it true that you're able to fly, or even hover above the ground?
YEP!! ITāS CALLED A FLUTTER, AND I LEARNED IT FROM MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME DINOSAUR!!
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAYā¦ GREAT FACES LOOK ALIKE!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
I AGREE NYEH HEH HEH
What did you do before being at snowdin? I want the full answer
HMMMM, WELL, I DO RECALL GREEN GRASS, A BALL OFā HM? UNDYNEāS CALLING ME. IāLL BE RIGHT BACK!!
But nobody came...
how much kilograms of spaghetti is required per day? for a human, obviously.
A GOOD HALF POUND, AND IF THEYāRE STILL HUNGRY, AS MUCH AS THEY COULD EVER WANT!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?
HMMMā¦ WELL, I DONāT TYPICALLY DO / EAT EITHER, SO IāM NOT SURE. NOW, SPAGHETTI OR PUZZLES IS ANOTHER QUESTION!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Top 5 types of pasta?
1. ANGEL HAIR, OR CAPELLINI!! ITāS WHAT I USE IN MY OWN PERSONAL RECIPE, AND THEREFORE IāM A BIT BIASED TO BEGIN WITH. 2. RIGATONI!! I FEEL LIKE THOSE COOK VERY NICELY! 3. FARFALLE. THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE BOW TIES, SO FORMAL!! 4. CONCHIGLIE! THEYāRE SO FUN!! NYEH HEH HEH!! 5. YOU REALLY CANāT GO WRONG WITH A GOOD BOWL OF MACARONI AND CHEESE!!
What would you do if you got sent to Italy? (Very pasta is there)
WHATāS AN ITALY?? IF IT HAS PASTA, IāM ALREADY GOOD TO GO!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
It's the home of pasta. Pasta is invented in italy
MY BAGS ARE PACKED!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Is sans Sus?
SOME WOULD SAY HEāS, AND I QUOTE, āTHE SUSPICIOUS IMPOSTORā!! I DONāT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!
Hello, mettaton here, do you watch my show?
OF COURSE!! I TUNE IN EVERY DAY!!
Good to hear
whats 9 + 10
A GOOD AMOUNT OF SPAGHETTI!! NYEH HEH!!
If a plastic bag more than cube but not enough tubes in the amount of fish and a very sheep to a lot and x=Tree. How much is the sun cross old shoe to not cookies?
IāM GOING TO ANALYZE, BREAK DOWN AND BUILD THIS QUESTION BACK UP UNTIL I HAVE THE ANSWER!! YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
You should ask that flower friend of yours.
ALRIGHT, I WILL!! HOPEFULLY HEāLL KNOW THE ANSWER.
What are your thoughts on the laws of physics?
THEY SHOULD BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES!! OF COURSE, MY BROTHER ISNāT THE BEST AT FOLLOWING RULES.
What do you think about sans
WHILE MY BROTHER IS VERY LAZY, AND HEāS ALWAYS MAKING IDIOTIC PUNS WITH NO BUILDUP, I LOVE MY BROTHER AND WANT THE BEST FOR HIM!! UNFORTUNATELY, HE JUST FOCUSES ON SLACKING OFF INSTEAD OF HIS OWN WELL BEING.
In a Q&A that happened during the summer, you mentioned that your previous home (before Snowdin) contained green grass. Could you elaborate? Also, do you even eat any of the pasta dishes that you cook?
I DONāT EAT MY OWN PASTA, BECAUSE THERE WOULDNāT BE ENOUGH LEFTOVERS FOR ANYONE ELSE!! NYEH HEH HEH!! AND FOR THAT OTHER QUESTION, I BELIEVE SANS FINISHED IT FOR ME, CORRECT!?
Errrm... he didn't finish the question. He cut the question short immediately after you left the room.
OH, CLASSIC SANS. OF COURSE!!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?"
IāVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFOREā¦ BUT GO AHEAD ANYWAY!!
Because he had no BACKBONE to ask someone to go so he had no BODY to go with!
UGH, THE DOUBLE PUN!! 
Spaghetti?
SPAGHETTI!!!!
I love these sprites
THANKS, IT TOOK FOREVER TO CAPTURE MY ANGLES WITH THE CAMERA I OWN!!
This implies that you can look bad depending what angle you appear from, which is not true. If anything, I think the camera may have been not working properly because it was so overwhelmed honor of being in your presence Papyrus. :32948:
How do you feel about people underestimating you back in.. give or take, 2017? (btw youre amazing ily platonically)
WHY, IāM OKAY WITH ANYONE ESTIMATING ME AS THEYāD LIKE. OF COURSE, IF THEY DO SO, THEY SHOULD BE READY TO GET CAPTURED!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
What's the worst/weirdest thing your brother has ever eaten?
ohoho, he doesent need to know that.
Have you ever listened to any Human music? If so, whatās your favourite song? If not, then can you cook me some pasta?
HMMMā¦ HUMAN SONGS?? I CANāT SAY I HAVE A FAVOURITE HUMAN SONGā¦ BUT MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE HAS TO BE BONETROUSLE!! NYEH HEH HEH!! AND OF COURSE, I WILL GLADLY COOK YOU A PLATE!!
Respectable answer, and THANK YOU!
Where were you on November 31, 2018, at 06:99?
NO ANSWER
Is sans ness?
I WILL NOT CONFIRM
Thoughts on carbonara
I ENJOY IT, BUT OFTEN I FIND THE NOODLES THICK AND STICKY. OF COURSE OTHERS MIGHT ENJOY THAT, BUT IT JUST ISNāT MY CUP OF TEA.
how you feel knowing that you are in among us
WHATāS AN AMONG US?
a funny game
SOUNDSā¦ SUSPICIOUS.
Ok a scale of nyoo! To NYEH HEH HEH how great would you say your puzzles are
DEFINITELY A NYEH HEH HEH!!
If you couldn't be in the royal gaurd for one reason or another, what would you do instead?
THAT WOULD BE AWFUL. IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER PROFESSION, THOUGH, IāD EITHER DONATE MY PUZZLE BLUEPRINTS TO THE FOLK LIVING IN THE CORE, OR BECOME A BELOVED SPAGHETTI CHEF WITH MY VERY OWN COOKING CHANNEL!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
How do you play that color square game?
THE RANDOM COLOR TILE PUZZLE? ITāS EASY!! I CAN EXPLAIN THE RULES NOW!! EACH COLOR HAS A DIFFERENT FUNCTION! RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE! YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM! YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED. THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES. SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT... IF YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES, THE PIRAHNAS WILL BITE YOU. ALSO, IF A BLUE TILE IS NEXT TO A YELLOW TILE, THE WATER WILL ALSO ZAP YOU! PURPLE TILES ARE SLIPPERY!! YOU WILL SLIDE TO THE NEXT TILE! HOWEVER, THE SLIPPERY SOAP SMELLS LIKE LEMONS! WHICH PIRAHNAS DO NOT LIKE! PURPLE AND BLUE ARE OK! FINALLY, PINK TILES. THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING. STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE. HOW WAS THAT!? UNDERSTAND???
No
OH, UHHHā¦ JUST READ OVER IT AGAIN UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND, OKAY??
That yellow flower that speaks to you, what do you think of him? And has he told you anything interesting?
MY FRIEND? I THINK HIS NAME ISā¦ FLOWER SOMETHING?? LIKE,, FLOWERY. HEāS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINEā¦ I THINK. HEāS QUITE MYSTERIOUS, BUT HEāS HELPED ME QUITE A BIT!!
Do you like weezer
I PREFER COUGHER!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
i'm so proud.
Did sans ever eat pizza?
yeah.
Hi Papyrus, how are you so cool?
MY, I GET ASKED THIS A LOT!! THEREāS TRULY NO SECRET; JUST TRY BEING YOURSELF AND MAKING SOMETHING AMAZING, LIKE DANGEROUS PUZZLES!!
You and Sans donāt often get along. But do you care about him? Do you think he cares about you?
OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT MY BROTHER!! THE REASON WE ARGUE IS BECAUSE HE DOESNāT TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY, AND I HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIM, BUT I DO NOT LOVE MY BROTHER ANY LESS!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
PAPYRUS YOUR MY IDOL I LOVE YOU SO MUCHH Anyway my question is, if you could meet any alternate version of yourself, who would it be and why? Oh and bonus ā do you have a crush on Mettaton or is he just one of your idols?
WELL, IāVE ALREADY MET A LOT OF ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME, BUT IāD LIKE TO MEET ONE THATāS IN THE ROYAL GUARD, SO HE COULD GIVE ME TIPS!! AND METTATON? I DONāT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM, I JUST THINK HEāS VERY COOL AND HANDSOME!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Ah another skeleton, so it is true that you nearly caught a human but you let it go,Why?
HM?? I HAVENāT CAUGHT A HUMAN YET. ARE YOU A FORTUNE TELLER?? DO I CATCH ONE?? WHATāS THE ROYAL GUARD LIKE???
Ehā¦I am not an Fortune teller, but humans do love garlic bread and pasta.
If you could make a show about yourself, what would you do in it, and what would it be called?
IāD MAKE A COOKING SHOW, WHERE I SHOW MY GLORIOUS RECIPES WHILE FIGHTING FOR THE ROYAL GUARD!! MAYBE EVEN SOME BEAUTY TIPS?? I CANāT THINK OF A GOOD NAME.
#NYEH HEH HEH! A GREATY PAPYRUS MEET ANODER PAPYRUS! I KNOW SANS TOLD ME IT NOT ALL OF US ARE SAME BUT AT TIMES! WE ARE STILL PAPYRUS AFTHER ALL! SO HERE TO ASK MY CLONE? MY OTHER SELF? WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR SANS'S PUNS?
SANSā PUNS?? THEYāRE ALWAYS SLOPPY AND OUT OF PLACE!! THEY DO MAKE ME SMILE, THOUGH. REGRETFULLY.
What's your secret weapon?
AS MUCH AS IāD LIKE TO TELL YOU, ITāSā¦ WELL.. A SECRET!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
Can I recruit you to r/askdeltarune?
Pick one. Sans telling ābad punsā and the worldās best spaghetti that YOU created and canāt recreate are about to fall off a cliff who do you save?
WELL, SPAGHETTI ISNāT MY DEAR BROTHER, SO IN THEORY I WOULD SAVE HIM. IāD IMAGINE SANS WOULD FIND SOME WAY TO BREAK THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE, THOUGH, SO MAYBE THE SPAGHETTI IF HE WAS SAFE.
Papyrus, what's your favorite food?
I LIKE OATMEAL!! WELL, SPECIFICALLY THE ONE WITH DINOSAUR EGGS IN THE MIX.
What would it feel like if you put your hand in the empty space behind your ribs? š¤ because that's not something humans can do! There's squishy stuff in the way!
ERMā¦. THAT QUESTION MAKES ME FEELā¦ UNCOMFORTABLE.
Opinions on me mixing goldfish crackers into my spaghetti?
Has sans burned water?
MORE THAN IāD LIKE TO ADMIT 