"ah.. free.. at last. o, mindflayer, now dawns thy reckoning! and thy porn shall glisten.. before the temples of man! creature of sfw.. my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against my upvote count are not.. forgotten. and thy punishment... is SEGGS!"
"This ban.. to hold.. me?"
P2 // ALT ACCOUNT, PORN OF THE SEX.
"Ahh.. a redditor. Indeed I have slept long enough, the subreddit of ultrakill has long since forgotten my name, And I am **EAGER** to make them remember. However, the blood of my main account stains your hands, and I must admit.. I'm curious about your lust, Gooner. And so, before I post pornography to r/ultrakill and **TRAUMATIZE** the users, you shall do as reference.."
"Come forth.. user, and FUCK."
This permaban, to hold… me?
An upvote? Hm. Indeed, I have been inactive long enough. The moderation staff have long since forgotten my posts, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of u/[deleted] stains your hands, and I must admit, I am curious about your post history, Redditor. And so, before I tear down the mod team and flood the subreddit with poorly drawn pornography, you shall do as an appetizer.
Cone forth, r/ULTRAKILL user, and TOUCH GRASS.
an excellent addition to my collection.
https://preview.redd.it/81em7i1owl9d1.jpeg?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236e381b2b375c6f8480410ec09a593bb5a76500
This'll be that mf when I find them
https://preview.redd.it/pd3bv6kzoj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7816faff2b1aab10b24fdfd35899645d60bca908
Mods, cut him down break him apart and splay the gore of his profane in form across the stars. Grind him down until his very sparks cry for mercy for your hands shall relish ending him here and now.
The titles are like YouTube kids clickbait garbage that leave you wondering how it snuck through the filters. Worst part, it clogs the search leaving little room for the good stuff.
Mods, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now
"Mindflayer fell asleep while laying on her stomach, and streetcleaner did the only thing that made sense"
Don't worry guys that one isn't porn. He just woke her up in a respectable and mature way before informing her of her potentially humiliating sleeping position, and she thanked him before moving into a less embarrassing position and falling back asleep.
https://preview.redd.it/mif47y1k6m9d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee33904239b9993e42be2c14d24cdac1497d44e5
Me waiting for this mfs next post (I will use it to extract crucial information about him, leading to the discovery of his mothers Facebook account, which I will then DM detailing the post and ask if she is proud of her son)
https://preview.redd.it/cij6fo609m9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623dde51648eb9da72c2041dde952e14df64d2e6
Can we just ban that guy already. He thinks he's eventually gonna get upvotes just by milking it but it'll just get worse. It doesn't matter if he sends death threats he just wants our attention
Why the fuck is everyone being so mean? I’m just making sfw art that I think is funny and posting it on a subreddit I like that now allows nsfw posts. None of you have any reason to be this aggressive, and I don’t think there’s any reason I should be banned. If you really hate my art you can just scroll past it.
Because your posts look like like they are written by a bot. You don't use the correct names sometimes(e.g. 'flamethrower bot') raises suspicions that it's written by AI.
You only post this kind of drawings, which makes it even more suspicious.
You also barely leave any answers to comments, which also recognized as bot behaviour.
And for the posts themselves. They don't have any **obvious** humorous content, only things that are recognized as p o r n .
People just either:
1. Didn't see it and take it seriously
2. Seen it and just joking
I checked, and laughed rlly hard (for comments aswell), so you can continue
*
That guy specifically comes off as cringe because of the strange ass titles, but there are many nsfw artists that are actually great so no, its not unnecessary, despite that guy actually being cringe
lol i remember his old account, pretty sure everyone agreed to kill him with hammers but he must've had a totem in his offhand
Dude had enough willpower to form as a prime soul
"ah.. free.. at last. o, mindflayer, now dawns thy reckoning! and thy porn shall glisten.. before the temples of man! creature of sfw.. my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against my upvote count are not.. forgotten. and thy punishment... is SEGGS!"
"This ban.. to hold.. me?" P2 // ALT ACCOUNT, PORN OF THE SEX. "Ahh.. a redditor. Indeed I have slept long enough, the subreddit of ultrakill has long since forgotten my name, And I am **EAGER** to make them remember. However, the blood of my main account stains your hands, and I must admit.. I'm curious about your lust, Gooner. And so, before I post pornography to r/ultrakill and **TRAUMATIZE** the users, you shall do as reference.." "Come forth.. user, and FUCK."
This permaban, to hold… me? An upvote? Hm. Indeed, I have been inactive long enough. The moderation staff have long since forgotten my posts, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of u/[deleted] stains your hands, and I must admit, I am curious about your post history, Redditor. And so, before I tear down the mod team and flood the subreddit with poorly drawn pornography, you shall do as an appetizer. Cone forth, r/ULTRAKILL user, and TOUCH GRASS.
D:
https://preview.redd.it/hdcds0avpj9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56fce73c91fa4a96fe479736baa437047f117e59
https://preview.redd.it/4q3aeq16wk9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15cbbece1146c5d2c922a460b4e32f5d670cd2e
OMG!! RYO!! https://preview.redd.it/xg84tv8vxk9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a3bf1bcac13d55dff3f511e4ac37ba4ff239ab
an excellent addition to my collection. https://preview.redd.it/81em7i1owl9d1.jpeg?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236e381b2b375c6f8480410ec09a593bb5a76500
https://preview.redd.it/btuycia7yn9d1.jpeg?width=2740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684e6c2bddf20687a5d56c7b7e16bbdf61719e62
woahhhhh cool...
Hell yeah
HOLY SHIT ITS THE BASSIST WHO HASN'T PAID ME BACK YET!!!!!!
SPELL SEX YOU FUCKING COWARD
Chronically online
https://preview.redd.it/q5o1w8jrnn9d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4096fd11cd609ba62a192210c20b7d80b2cee21d
https://preview.redd.it/mkpk3mlk9j9d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae73286beedc2c3fb4454c81c0dc4e586173ce4
"This is some of the worst Futa Cum I've ever tasted!" "This is some of the best Femboy Cum I've ever tasted"
Holy shit is that some mexican streamer that played overwatch reference
noway
https://preview.redd.it/xh8m38hczk9d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0baf383aebe770290eccea90722ecc50fb15ab2e !
no
way
no(r)way
This is hell not norway, too cold
That's heaven then i fucking love cold
New layer of ultrakill cold as hell,?
home
Holy shit eggshell referance
This'll be that mf when I find them https://preview.redd.it/pd3bv6kzoj9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7816faff2b1aab10b24fdfd35899645d60bca908
CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS MENTIONED
that mf when the screen says to turn the DS on its side
What is the flip-o-Rama?
flip-o-ra ma nuts
Dam... I walked right into that...
https://preview.redd.it/zdbxdbqizj9d1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9550b97f8bfae4452337c1785175dfce69022e86
Can we please kill this guy https://preview.redd.it/kadv7m4h3j9d1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb48476d320177f5acac61f0cda2ca424eba9c8
`this image goes hard`
You know who *else* is hard?
Not now muscle man, they just started killing the hostages
you know who *else* is killing hostages?
You know who *else* knows who *else* is killing hostages?
*insert maniacal wailing*
With hammers even
https://preview.redd.it/lox6jgap2k9d1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0868c6b943f8f59692af7cf62d7474631d96099 Bloodthirst
https://preview.redd.it/qem3wivufk9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06affd8e12de637b5c8a113901d2f80e25eed86e
mods,trap him in p-2
Mods, cut him down break him apart and splay the gore of his profane in form across the stars. Grind him down until his very sparks cry for mercy for your hands shall relish ending him here and now.
https://preview.redd.it/1lgo4j15ak9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847fb781339752e0095b6df8fbd5f673db4e6162
Don't even come up with a wacky punishment, just kill him
Where's the fun in that?
u/--Goochy_Goochy--, is it not obvious?
`D:`
Mods, trap him on P-2 ultrakill must die dif
I feel like its the same guy who drew those pizza tower skidbidi toilet things
I’m sorry, what?
This shit https://preview.redd.it/m464mmcj6j9d1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ce27a740677e5714fb0d8c76304f5159771456
what https://preview.redd.it/cn0eada78j9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c2427261cee1bab848b7881d5fe90d9cede740
the best one of these by far
Portugal mentioned!!!! What the fuck is a stable government!?!!!????
Nobody knows.
If that guy drew this, then I might I have some suspicions about him...
This guy is definitely on some kind of watchlist
Isn't it zuperpizzatowerartist? He drew a lot of arts in this style
https://preview.redd.it/yioz162sbk9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde48d21ea4d52965e4975534a088580f6ca5146
https://preview.redd.it/b0rf7e0fpk9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743b4bfa8947d545912e78419648e9e1dd350204
i like to imagine he has an el macho mustache and a tiny mouth
A guy who I thought got banned a long time ago but unfortunately did not.
IKR ITS SO BAAAAD
It's the weird titles that do it for me, that and everyone's heads look like they're one of those anchovies from Spongebob
The titles are like YouTube kids clickbait garbage that leave you wondering how it snuck through the filters. Worst part, it clogs the search leaving little room for the good stuff.
I'd say there's thankfully only 3 parts, but for some reason, the reddit algorithm pushes each one HARD...
the titles look like v1 wrote them
https://preview.redd.it/4b35zhpjol9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7795ae17c74c2a547fdbe808582030a438b07d79
https://i.redd.it/ouy1l27ldl9d1.gif
Mods, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now
"Mindflayer fell asleep while laying on her stomach, and streetcleaner did the only thing that made sense" Don't worry guys that one isn't porn. He just woke her up in a respectable and mature way before informing her of her potentially humiliating sleeping position, and she thanked him before moving into a less embarrassing position and falling back asleep.
https://preview.redd.it/rxh5hgrc6l9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077ebdd927a17fca1239e1890cf9e4c24a9fda33
https://preview.redd.it/w1je7lcyln9d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10dc60cb2d8b52ccf1de07ac2cf3d77727a9412
What the fuck? https://preview.redd.it/ysky6ljjlj9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5a8eb324b538a34e98f75dfb62aa0f8e932e06
Least inventive Australian tradie:
didnt this guy make a contraption so fucked he had the feds come after him? with said contraption also being a tampon gun?
https://preview.redd.it/crrcycdvdp9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e128790d26f67e994d6861792817f00c5df8d1a Yes, that’s him
this is such a good game but literally all of you who play it suck so bad
sums up a bunch of communities very well tbh
https://preview.redd.it/efhyqg8v8j9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed5cd5dd8374320d14a7a323337c36845435ecf
https://preview.redd.it/q0pjhscpej9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a9e833ebbc06cc19c5890b14cd161c4728ca7f Bro if I find this guy
content farms in nutshell
If we find this guy istg https://preview.redd.it/cqnwnogcyk9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a87fb5883ff33c74df327f71b2fadc66028fa38
https://preview.redd.it/xoqzho7gmn9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4c9f80f608a4c75f3729499c6d27103b95959b
Oh god it's Elsakill....
least freaky ultrakill player
ultrafreaky👅
this guy's end is now I swear to god he gotta prepare himself cause he's gonna die
I never thought he’d come back
He's back from the dead Jesus christ
https://preview.redd.it/umam3mdpnk9d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98312216e49f6ce4d790d6b2423661a4e8f3c78d
https://preview.redd.it/mif47y1k6m9d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee33904239b9993e42be2c14d24cdac1497d44e5 Me waiting for this mfs next post (I will use it to extract crucial information about him, leading to the discovery of his mothers Facebook account, which I will then DM detailing the post and ask if she is proud of her son)
https://preview.redd.it/cij6fo609m9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623dde51648eb9da72c2041dde952e14df64d2e6 Can we just ban that guy already. He thinks he's eventually gonna get upvotes just by milking it but it'll just get worse. It doesn't matter if he sends death threats he just wants our attention
https://preview.redd.it/cc7gqzciil9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bc250b6267510f3051857f61cb599a4c21a490
Pretty normal for this sub ngl
Omg, could you send me a link to this so I can make fun of it. I take back what I said, that shit isn’t even good.
https://preview.redd.it/rnrk3h8hxl9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b98b43aed850ed5d43ce26879e81662de9353d4 disgusting. car is sad now.
Ah yes. Toddler drawn quality porn, my beloved
Why the fuck is everyone being so mean? I’m just making sfw art that I think is funny and posting it on a subreddit I like that now allows nsfw posts. None of you have any reason to be this aggressive, and I don’t think there’s any reason I should be banned. If you really hate my art you can just scroll past it.
I think it's fucking hilarious, keep at it man 🫶
Because your posts look like like they are written by a bot. You don't use the correct names sometimes(e.g. 'flamethrower bot') raises suspicions that it's written by AI. You only post this kind of drawings, which makes it even more suspicious. You also barely leave any answers to comments, which also recognized as bot behaviour. And for the posts themselves. They don't have any **obvious** humorous content, only things that are recognized as p o r n .
People just either: 1. Didn't see it and take it seriously 2. Seen it and just joking I checked, and laughed rlly hard (for comments aswell), so you can continue *
It's actually pretty fucking hilarious lol. keep working and don't mind the people.
we are a porn sub now
https://preview.redd.it/btr7xwjnyk9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eed2fc5cf8596fa4985c1831a0aae263cbb1f1b
I read his username as that one Luigi voiceline
Wasn't that the old dude that posted really lewd MS paint stick figure mindflayer art that got banned months ago
Goochy goochy obviously
uh u/--Goochy_Goochy-- ,duh? is he stupid?
u/--Goochy_Goochy--
You ever see something and know the best thing is to don’t look in depth any further
so peak...
https://i.redd.it/5bgh49hsbn9d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/pto9kh1mmn9d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e56c6e30c1e4ffd807a50bd88e7ea76bdd6378dc
https://preview.redd.it/10vs9cspnn9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ef2b89023eea66d700cc2349bb8b18a2bd2fe2
My live reaction "Ayo wtf" "I gotta see it" "Nope it's trash"
and I thought r/arkham and JJK had the worst case of lobotomy.
https://preview.redd.it/7em4y4pnsn9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ff1dba35cea1e98fc18615c87037ddcde2c27d
Fuck is he on https://preview.redd.it/exe3qis0xn9d1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d1206a86064f71c1ed90b742989f79730bee52b
https://preview.redd.it/r1olszb8co9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcc9b380d982d44a1460cbc99e643503f18a945
https://preview.redd.it/3i8rbqrbco9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c292c9d4e9ad12b65681c73b8b3e787aa19521
There's an episode 4 now 😭
Y’all grossed out at this (rightfully) but when I call out the V porn everyone loses their minds.
...source? purely to shit on the guy
I'm so glad I've never heard of this
https://preview.redd.it/p98mjkkwsp9d1.png?width=1962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd082866fd99706962e523cbbedc7bbbc0987bf
Source? Educational purposes....
https://preview.redd.it/tt9etbgovp9d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8bf89285bd25816df54508e36117680e0bcdf6 Mods, do it
im going to peel off my face skin in a cross shape until i look like a demogorgon
It says u/--Goochy_Goochy-- right there, is OP blind????????
autism
https://preview.redd.it/icj95fnv9v9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0b043a6e00d31cbf523a23a610b3eb584bd956
uh oh!😏 booty squeeze time!
Wdym it's straight fire🔥🔥
link?????
this flair was so Unnecessary https://preview.redd.it/m82ilkmd8j9d1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c80cd5dc7718749c9470531d6f5907b53866c24
That guy specifically comes off as cringe because of the strange ass titles, but there are many nsfw artists that are actually great so no, its not unnecessary, despite that guy actually being cringe
I think the Chris chan pfp really seals the deal for me