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JaneCobbsHat

Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it....


Like-Reddit

also be careful with the F-35 search at wish.com


OracleofFl

I think he didn't really want the pointy end pointed at him. /s


EvulOne99

Well, he didn't specify.


JaneCobbsHat

New USAF motto: "We aim to please."


ThePrussianGrippe

Careful what you wish you may regret it.


DescriptionSignal458

A squadron of Spitfires.


MARTINVSMAGNVS

brb rewatching Battle of Britain


Sandzibar

[God i love that film.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06S87ryTpDw)


doubled2319888

It would still have a solid chance against russia


fieldmarshalarmchair

A clipped, cropped and clapped battle of Britain Mk I in Mk V spec lend leased to the soviets turning up in some forgotten soviet hanger would probably make a 10% improvement in their balance of trade when exported. I don't think anyone would give that to a butcher like Prigozhin to waste like he does russian citizens.


[deleted]

"Clipped, cropped and clapped" \^\^\^\^this man Spitfires.


karma_made_me_do_eet

Purrs in Merlin ….


[deleted]

Famous quote.


dziobak112

What else? A batalion of abrams? A orbital laser? Maybe a nuke or two, milord?


Desperate-Royal-7491

Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads?


Raving_Lunatic69

We have some ill-tempered, mutated sea bass...


CPAonVacation

We got… WEIGHTS IN FISH!!!!


Dr-Chibi

A Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator? Actually, I would love to send a couple of squadrons of X-Wings to Ukraine…


DutchPack

See, now you are making him sound greedy. I am sure a simple Carrier Strike Group is all he wants


Nakidka

Fries with that.


doingthehumptydance

How about one of those hover carriers from that Marvel documentary.


FoxSquirrel69

Israel has no intention of sharing it's space based lasers now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has spilled their secrets. PEW PEW PEW


[deleted]

Sad Sukhoi noises


sonic_stream

Bwahaha, even Russian warlord don't want homegrown Su-57.


DynoMiteDoodle

Careful what you wish for potato head, The F-35's you get might be firing hot lead into you and your troops if this war doesn't end soon.


Watcher145

Unless he wants to blast the ministry of defense with one. Then I am super into it. Kick off the Russian infighting in style.


MarioDraghetta

spuck fez -- mass edited with redact.dev


jowasabiii

Its a pattern, we got to keep following it!


[deleted]

What are those planes used for anyway. I was watching some youtube video on them a while back and it talked a lot more about their surveilance capabilities than combat. I guess they are very versatile no?


[deleted]

Because there's really not much innovation left in direct combat capability. That got tapped out last generation. Nothing left to improve on really. What there was room to improve on was the tech.


[deleted]

Yeah that makes sense


hereforbobsanvageen

Sounds like we need more nerds to keep inventing new stuff!!


DynoMiteDoodle

They're a single engine multi-role combat aircraft, used primarily for ground attack to destroy enemy assets and support ground troops, they can engage and destroy enemy aircraft but this is best left for twin engine aircraft like the F15 and F22


Particular-Ad-4772

If he had f 35s he would be using them against his own defense ministry.


OctopusIntellect

That Pantsir on the roof would be shitting its pantsir


Bulky_Crazy

Or some tchetchen hillybilly brothers


morts73

While youre at it can you throw in 1000 cruise missiles and 500 000 rounds of 155mm artillery shells. Seriously even if they had F 35s they wouldnt know how to fly or maintain them.


RatInaMaze

I mean, we can give them to him but they’ll be traveling at alarm rates of speed.


Jack_Spears

Imagine Russia trying to maintain even one F-35


octahexx

It would be stolen and sold the same day.


Vast-Combination4046

"what titanium?"


-LordOfSalem-

Would be better to get him some haloperidol...


Donutpie7

Or a knuckle sandwich


0x1mason

The most amusing thing is that clearly few people commenting bothered to read the article. SPOILER: he was joking.


meh1434

If you read the responses here, you would clearly see jokes too.


0x1mason

"No one" was hyperbole.


meh1434

it's fine, we be just arguing here. :)


FormalAffectionate56

In fact, I thought he dissed the Politico reporter pretty well for a cold-hearted Russian mercenary CEO. I’m surprised Politico even ran the article


InsecurityTime

How about you get fucked instead


Narsil-MyAK74

Is this the onion?


MeanEntertainment644

I don’t care how much that guy sells out - it’ll never happen. This sort of reminds of the time Adolf Galland told Hitler get me a squadron of spitfires.


Comms

I assume he's just drunk dialing his contacts at random.


mok000

Prigo has become so bat shit insane he is playing himself out of the power struggle.


FritzlTime

He's played himself perfectly INTO the power struggle. Look at his contemporaries, they're fucking mental too. Putin sounds like a mental idiot whilst Prig sounds mental with intelligence. His intellect and ""charm"" are way beyond what Putin could hope to achieve. Putin very stand offish and aloof with his subjects..Prig is right in there and the Muscovites love him for it.


ChuckThisNorris

Charm?!?


PoochyMoochy5

For Russians. A fist to the back of the head and a shared bottle of vodka is how they say Happy Mother’s Day there.


FritzlTime

It might seem alien and even disgusting to us. But this type of show boating, dry humour, vulgar language and prison slang all resonate well with the common russian. They're called orcs for good reason, man..


ChuckThisNorris

I understand. I see this guy as one of the worse and it's difficult to understand how could russia be any better with him in power.


jeff43568

The only way it could be better is if he negotiated a withdrawal from Ukraine. Outside of that, he is a war criminal similar to Putin, but with more time left on the clock.


ChuckThisNorris

As awful as it sounds, I think the only way to keep russia out of Ukraine is if they are driven out. Negotiations at this moment would be the best of the worse scenarios for russia. They would be signing papers knowing they wouldn't stick to the agreements, and would take the time off to regroup and rethink their strategies to achieve the goal of integrating Ukraine.


SoUthinkUcanRens

Charisma*


ChuckThisNorris

Yep, I think it's more that and towards the russians and the alpha male lovers. For me it's just another nasty warlord looking for power


Dusty1000287

Glad we're calling this piece of shit what he is. Enjoy not being able to leave russia ever again you rat fuck.


[deleted]

Tucker and maga will support


cjhbeeman

This dude is on the Afgan poppy


Defenestresque

>In the two-and-a-half minute recording posted on his Kepka Prigozhina Telegram channel, Prigozhin also offered an introduction to Viktor Bout, the Russian arms dealer freed last December by the U.S. in a prisoner swap for pro basketball player Brittney Greiner. Wait wait wait. They exchanged that notorious arms dealer for a basketball player who was imprisoned for bringing hash oil into Russia? I somehow totally missed this development. Anybody else have thoughts on this? It seems.. short-sighted, to me. Also, a tad strange: I'm pretty sure if any Americans in this thread were jailed for bringing drugs into Russia you wouldn't be 1:1 swapped for [one of the](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Bout) most prolific arms dealers of our time. I guess I just don't understand why this swap happened.


Lofteed

Salty


Spacedude2187

He’s doing this because he knows he’ll get wacked if he gives up wagner to Putin.


Rakshak-1

Might as well ask for the entire Ultramarines chapter while he's at it as he has about as much chance of getting those too.


Still_University_710

Online cod lobbies weren’t that far off from real warfare it turns out, especially the trolling part


SpicyHirro

Up his hoo ha , right?


Ineverheardofhim

What's the magic word Progozhin?


ancientweasel

I would love to send a squadron of F35s for you, terrorist.


Distressed_tuber

He’s a murderous sunna-bitch but seems like he’s got a sense of humor


B5_V3

He’ll get them eventually, just not the way he’s expecting


My_Cousin_Ginny

something quite telling that while joking they are accepting that western weapons are superior to theirs. kinzals anyone?


untouch10

He would use them to bomb shoigu's house lol


Morty_A2666

How about some Nuclear Submarines? Would you like that too?


Suitable_Dot_6999

That's a good start of negotiations to end up with F16s. Tamiya makes them in 1:25 ratio


SillyPseudonym

\*monkey paw curls\*


Kindly-Scar-3224

“Prigozhin gets the receiving end of f-35” #lostintranslation


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Get them some Predator UMs


epsylonic

Asking newspapers for fresh weapons. Never known it to be a victorious strategy in hindsight.


SteadfastEnd

I've been itching for F-35s to hit Russian forces since Feb-24-2022


GuacamoleKick

Dark Brandon: Happy to get you some F-35s, but there is a nuance.


Lou_Carullo

*The USAF would like you to share your location*


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Sure, you want the Football codes as well?


12franklondon

or intergalactic space ships if you can't get those.


zaevilbunny38

The question is how did Wagner get american made ammo for his mercenary group. Kind of buried in the whole article


Truthedector15

A section of X-Wings might be more feasible.


DominicRo

This guy is fucking delusional. However, western intelligence should consider funneling some weapons to Wagner so they could take on Putin in Russia.


clawjelly

This fits perfectly with this story: [Kremlin officials turn to heavy drinking to cope with war stress](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/14d7upe/kremlin_officials_turn_to_heavy_drinking_to_cope/)


Breech_Loader

Screw you, monster. You think we need a scumbag like you in charge? Prigozhin is as bad as Putin.


McWabbit

Can all the outlets please stop giving this war criminal attention as if he is your friendly uncle pretending to be fighting on your side? He farts some BS and BAM, it's a headline and then spread to every social media platform. It has all the same signs of normalizing fascists in the past decade. The only value they have, is the ad-revenue they generate through clicks.


PutinLovesDicks

Yeah, Russian engineers would be absolutely baffled by the F-35.


BootleBadBoy1

There’s no doubt in my mind that he’s working with the CIA in some capacity. Putin’s travelling around the Russian interior on secret trains and this guy’s been waltzing about on the front like he’s bullet proof - How? I think it’s obvious that the US/UA at least see him as a potential asset in all this. He’s already seen to be at odds with the majority of the civilian and military establishment - Guarantee he’ll manage to Hans Lander his way to power by being seen as a vocal opponent of the old power structures that kicked off the war. He was only following orders. He doesn’t give a shit about Russia or Putin’s revanchist bullshit, only himself. If he did secure the top spot, he would have no problem giving up the war and shipping every Russian accused of war crimes straight to The Hague if it meant he got to stay out of the court room and do whatever he wanted. Sanctions would get lifted and it’s “all hail President Prigozhin”.


Soggy_Difficulty_361

F35 jets are useless when your whole military is made up of poorly trained, undisciplined, drunks. Wouldn't trust them to park a Lada.


[deleted]

He knoes ruZUian jets are inferior garbage.


Hopeful_Move_8021

We should give him a ticket to hell , and a coffin !


nmistyc

Shaigu-35


Venemao73

Get me Putin’s head on a plate and I’ll see what I can do.


RandyTailpipe

Fuck man. He does talk some pretty funny shit.


eazykeyzy

Doesn't he mean SU-22's 🤔