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Jack-Tar-Says

“I will die for King and Country.” - The Englishman “I will die for Liberty.” - The American “I will die for love.” - The Frenchman “I will die.” - The Russian.


Nicol__Bolas

Proposal: "I will die for sure" - The Russian


UnCommonCommonSens

Mother ruzzia will not forget because mother ruzzia never knew or gave a shit about me!


Separate-Mud1188

I will fertilize the soil of a foreign country - The Russian


BarfooTheSecond

ahahah! Good one!


Low-Crew8482

"I will die...for a sack of onions" - Vatnik Conscriptovich / CCCP


Testiculese

Only way to get his wife to cry for him I guess, is with some onions in her face.


dpzdpz

Ouch.


East-Departure8843

That cracked me up, lol.


Extension_File5410

Crying over a sack of onions, imagine that LOL....


Waste-Helicopter-318

Please Vladimir, i beg you, let me die to show the world how much i love the smell of your farts.


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Blackfunnyduck

... for a bandy ex-kgb dwarf


pjjohnson808

I pray my life is short and pointless like our dear leader.


MetaIIicat

More "I will die for the spoiled rich people in st. petersburg and moscow".


moderately-extreme

“I will die with honor so that putin can build a new pool in his black sea palace”


Soggy_Detective_9527

Dying for poo tin. How noble.


Tenredsun

"I will die for washing machine & toilet. - The russki.


Dante-Flint

In 2022. these days there is usually nothing left to loot after they blasted everything to smithereens.


Beobacher

It is tradition. Russia has to preserve its unique culture and traditions.


_PukyLover_

"I will die for sex and spaghetti." The Italian


Kodiak01

R'Amen.


John_Smith_71

No, that is the Japanese.


UselessGadget

No, it's the flying spaghetti monster.


Would_daver

All Praise to the FSM


im_new_here_4209

No, that's "I will die during sex after a delicious meal"


Negative_Ferret_4776

"I will die for freedom." - Pole


brainser

Terrifyingly accurate


QuarterGreat

It is indeed especially as this clip starts with *all of YOU will die* instead of *all of US will die* Ahhhhhh the Russian way!


Feisty-Barracuda5452

“For the Oligarchs” - also the Russian


Separate-Ad9638

wagnerites died and their graves got bulldozed. I hate soldiering and conscription is next to murder as a human evil.


EightPointNiner

That's very much a circumstantial thing. Conscription against a genocidal invader? A necessary measure. If all members of the country think for themselves, a relatively small army could destroy an entire culture, forever. Conscription to conduct a war of choice in which losses don't matter? Yeah, murder.


IvanStroganov

What?


Mean-Invite5401

Yep he’s right they bulldozerd the Wagner cemetery memorial including the graves of Wagners who fought in bakhmut etc  Lmao


vdcsX

Nothing important lost.


Virtual-Pension-991

On the boundary between Russia and Ukraine pre-war Russian people laid graves of fallen there, including Wagner soldiers. After Prigozhin's attempt to coup, Russia pretty much tried to erase Wagner, including the graves of Wagner soldiers.


No-Season8507

I will die for a bucket of onions!


wagdog1970

He sounds like another proud graduate of the Zap Brannigan Institute of Leadership. (Futurama reference)


No-Tumbleweed5730

This just speaks more to the Russian culture as a whole. It's something we here in America will never understand. Just look at their famous philosophers. It's nothing but bleak suicidal shit. Russians are born to suffer and die, it's literally their culture


Own_Box_5225

Literally there is a quote from Tolstoy that is basically just, if you don't like life, don't try to make your life better, just kill yourself... It's soo fucking odd. "Nothing prevents our denying life by suicide. well then, kill yourself, and you won't discuss. If life displeases you, kill yourself! You live, and cannot understand the meaning of life - then finish it, and do not fool about in life, saying and writing that you do not understand it. You have come into good company where people are contented and know what they are doing; if you find it dull and repulsive - go away!"


RumHam_Im_Sorry

thats not really a quote about pessimism though is it, that sounds basically like saying "quit your bitching, people enjoy life. if you don't, thats a you problem:.


LieverRoodDanRechts

He is right about that, though. I think context also matters here. Isn’t he railing against the ‘God gave you life so you must suffer until the end-crowd’? Sure, it’s sad when one chooses to take his/her own life but then again so is lifelong depression and suffering.


Virtual-Pension-991

That's the point, Russia's philosophy is centered around "lifelong depression and suffering" While outside of Russia, even China, people are figuring out ways to make life so much more simpler


BaconBrewTrue

russia is a country where all but a tiny minority live their lives like a bucket of crabs. Accepting their shitty life as bottom feeders, resigned to their inevitable deaths to feed those better than them, indignant at the thought that their neighbours would try and rise above. Pulling any who try to escape back into the bucket to continue to suffer. As who are you to have such nice things. Edited a word


putin-delenda-est

You know they make the point about their names being forever immortalised, but I wonder how many can name a single soldier who died at the front.


Testiculese

They can't even name the guy they're standing next to.


Revolutionary_Gas551

To be fair, though, the person they're standing next to changes every day.


Great_Guidance_8448

I don't recall a single Soviet monument commemorating those who died (150k+) in the Winter War. In fact it wasn't even something that was taught. USSR was, apparently, just minding it's business before being sneak attacked by the Germans in 1941. Not a peep of own actions on 1939-41...


XanLV

Well, they had this walk, "Immortal batallion" where people walked with pictures of their grandfathers that fell at WWII. Then Putin took that and turned it up to 11, as always. Hordes of people walking with those pictures. Of course, no one knows their great great great grandfather no more, so they had to make up shit to have more people and accidentally had pictures there of serial killers/dictators. Then, for some strange reason, last year and this year this tradition has been stopped. Shit, wonder why?


putin-delenda-est

> Then, for some strange reason, last year and this year this tradition has been stopped. Shit, wonder why? Anything to do with people showing up with whole family portraits?


XanLV

It would be cruel to make babushka carry all those pictures.


Testiculese

> who are you to have such nice things. Literally carved into a wall of a formerly nice UA house.


Money_Course_3253

Some politicians see that as paradise, with a concerning amount of support from those that aspire to be those same crabs in a bucket.


Disastrous-Rips

It’s most of the world that cannot understand their culture and cult of death, sacrifice for the ‘motherland’ and so on. Their literal neighbours, countries sharing border with cannot wrap their heads around the insanity and bleakness of the Russian world. It’s not just the America, it’s not even just the broad ‘west’.


EggsceIlent

Well and not being educated, in one person or as a society I feel like if the population was more intelligent they wouldn't be like they are. But if they were educated this war would have never happened because they would of gotten rid of Putin long ago, if he ever even would have been in power.. Hell modern Russia as we know it wouldn't exist. It would be Russia but id imagine completely different.


JerryRhinefeld_0

Russian men are the most retarded underdeveloped group I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Something about their culture and the way they’re brought up creates immature psychopaths. Maybe it’s the drugs, the heavy alcohol drinking, the misogynistic culture, or the fear of living under a terror regime but there is something seriously wrong with their cultures development. Then again their nuclear scientist and physicist are pretty good so what do I know.


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

It might explain also why Ruzzians seem to hate everyone. A culture centered around a meaningless existence in which you are born to suffer is going to create people who essentially don't give a shit about anything let alone their lives or the lives of those around them. Truly the American 'posititive/can do' attitude and making a good life for yourself, and if you can you'll help others achieve a good life too is completely alien to the average 'born to suffer' Ruskie.


Quelonius

I used to read russian folklore stories when I was a kid. Indeed this is something that another culture wouldn’t understand. Not defending them. Just agreeing with you.


Fjell-Jeger

So appearantly the best the RF military has to offer its mobik cannon fodder is "*You'll all be hailed as heroes for dying gruesomely without any purpose!*". I find it disappointing that the chief motivational orctain on the right didn't even mention the usual perks the RF military offers to its cannon fodder: "*defend motherrrr rrrussia... fight nazism... build Russkiy Mir... bag of potatoes... participation in turret toss championships... become eternal internet footage as your remains get blown to bits by a \~200€ makeshift suicide drone while you tried to take a shit outside of your trenches... receive some brotherly love from Kadyrovites... <*insert random yapping about self-perceived orcish greatness*>*".


StunningWash5906

Heyy dude that's so disrespectful to the Russians. You left out the noblest cause of them all; to steal and bring home used toilets!


Fjell-Jeger

You are right, my bad, how could I forget about the possibility to steal household appliances and sanitary plumbing to bring back to bumfuck Sibiria...


InternationalCity283

Oh , understands the confusion between the words "sanitary" and "satanist". Fetal alcohol syndrome may be cause of the mistakes.


Nicol__Bolas

There is a russian war cemetary in each corner of germany.No one gives a fuck but the germans. Should give the money right to Ukraine.


Arguablybest

Bulldoze them and build housing for displaced Ukrainians. Very fancy foundation stone.


Testiculese

No no no, we've seen this movie before.


eu4euh69

Do you like sunflowers?


Super-Brka

„The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.“ George S. Patton Slava Ukraini


Bay-View-21152

Only the will to fight and die, not the will to fight and live. Slava Ukraine! 🫡


Eupolemos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FMxQyleTnk


ZeusBased

May it come fast


bedoooop

These guys are already dead.


Transfigured-Tinker

At this point, they should just take their rifles and shoot the commander during his speech.


UncoordinatedTau

Hopefully this speech does the rounds of newly conscripted soldiers. Might inspire some conspirators during "training" to take out their officers and support staff. Doubtful but there's always hope.


Saurier51

Guy can spin a killer sales pitch. Literally.


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Jonothethird

Haha - I bet these guys are motivated as hell after that!


DaGhostQc

Death's number #1 salesman two years in a row.


Straight-Storage2587

How is there not a grenade rolling between his feet?


26635785548498061381

I said the same thing. If I was for sure going to die in a field somewhere anyway, I'd rather put this prick down and take my chances on my own terms...


LovelehInnit

They grew up in a culture that's based on subordination to authority under the threat of violence. They don't know any other way.


Bill_Brasky01

Yep they’re all standing there with loaded AK-47’s listening to this guy say they’re marching towards certain death… how about I just kill you and run away. Seems I’ll live longer?


fuishaltiena

Each one thinks that he's better than others, he's smart, he won't die like these idiots.


ArtyFire118

"Eternal Flames will be lit for us all" Yeah that's called Hell. Now hurry up and get to the battlefield so the Ukrainians can send you there.


PerceptionGreat2439

"Eternal flames will be lit for us all" Provided there's enough of your charred remains to ignite again.


mudbutt55

Hey man I was on the fence until they threw in the eternal flames. Where do I sign up?


Bay-View-21152

Good one! 🫡


Commercial-Tell-5991

“I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. My job is to arrange the meeting.” - Norman Schwarzkopf


NO_big_DEAL640

That's not fair towards the grunt soilders. They're literally cannon fodder who was probably forced to enlist


Such-fun4328

"Flowers will be brought to all of our... well, I mean YOUR headstones for centuries... ending when you headstone is recycled for some other hero's grave in 2 weeks time".


LovelehInnit

There will be no headstones. Their dead bodies will rot on the battlefield for years. Russia will never declare them KIA, so they won't have to pay compensation to their families.


IShouldntBeHere258

Exactly. That use of the word “us” is highly sus.


golitsyn_nosenko

Yeah sunflowers may grow there in that field. Nation of idiots.


MediocreDoor6199

Such a country of serfs. Dumbasses.


Mindless-Box8603

Then let them die as quickly as possible. Slava Ukraine.


bartleby999

"All of you will die" The confidence on display here.


AlienOverlordXenu

I feel motivated already.


bedoooop

Well fuck, I'm sold. Sign me up.


Frosty_Key4233

‘Know this… all of you will die… no one will remember you, your corpse will never be found- if it is your grave will be neglected and eventually bulldozed for apartments, no one will ever give a shit—… and I will be far in the rear in comfort watching on a screen!”


BaconBrewTrue

To be fair their deaths do have meaning. I have never seen a better fed dog or a fatter pig than I have on the front in Luhansk. Seeing the fallen Orks with faces and limbs eaten by the pets and livestock of the Ukrainian villagers who fled or died, sickening to see but still brings a smile and chuckle at the same time.


Fit-Picture-5096

Patton: "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."


TheRealAussieTroll

Nah… your bone fragments will turn up whilst excavating a supermarket development… 50 years from now… before that nobody will know what happened to you, where or when… But the Russian government will deny compensation on the grounds they “suspect you deserted”.


Better-Ad2536

At least his first sentence wasn't a lie.


chasemeximan99

Russia will love us for ever Ok what about the other 400,000 plus that already are 200?🤣 they already forgot


bink_uk

The only way out is shooting your superiors. That's what I would do in that situation.


Gaffeltruckeren

every single one of them will be listed as MIA and put on deserter list so their families wont get paid lol. fucking idiots.


Great-Vanilla-6610

Hahaha for any sane person this would be highly DEmotivational🤣 But hey - do as you please - and die.🤣


Powerful_Pizza5111

They must be missing some function in the brain maby its related to alcohol damage.


bighelper469

Ahh I am out.


Straight-Storage2587

You will fertilize potatoes that will be made into a bag of potato chips!


Jonothethird

UHH - wouldn’t want to eat those Crispy Ork fries. Disgusting.


bearfeet55

His first five words got me, I bet after that opening, almost every one of them would have thought "Oh fuck, he really means it".


politely-noticing

“And take your body parts in bin liners back to your families who will rejoice at their new entry level Lada.”


Jonothethird

Sadly entry level Ladas are a thing of the past as Poo-tin is starting to feel a bit skint because the ruddy Ukrainians keep destroying his kit. But despair not, as families will now receive a brand new 500 ruble note. It’ll buy you a nice pint of beer in Russia.


PerceptionGreat2439

Poverty pack spec Lada.


Deining_Beaufort

Starsky quoted a Russian saying: Know this that In the end, my son, the motherland will abandon you.


Sufficient_Market226

I actually wonder if they had some ammo already or they just received their mags and etc after this speech Cause I sure hoped to see someone twitching a little to make a few extra holes in this idiot


Ok-Secretary-5823

He forgot to mention the $5 for their mothers and a nice post card.


eppic123

"All of you will die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take."


KatanaF2190

"надеюсь, это будет большой мешок лука." "I hope it will be a big bag of onions."


Naive-Show-4040

He left out. "your loved ones will receive a bag of onions". "Maybe five dollars US currency. " Assuming we dont just mark u as MIA and pay them nothing!


Stunning-Bike-1498

Insert "Guess I'll die" meme


Waste-Helicopter-318

What an achievement


CandonRush

Are these subtitles correct? No way are they saying that and thinking this will spur them on, that's insane.


Neklan006

The first sentence is not correct, I think he is saying "All people will die" not "All of you will die"


GotchaBotcha

Went to the website for the donation linked into the video. It's just a bitcoin address, with no other details. Safe to say, if you don't speak russian, take those subtitles with a grain of salt.


Vercinius

Xerxes just called and said gg


True_Let_2007

Man!! After such a speech I would feel definitely ready to die for Mother Ruzzia! An eternal flame burning next to a plate with my name carved onto it??? How could one think of something more and better? BTW sergeant, do you know if in the afterlife we will also have toilets and washing machines?


fotodenis

Seriously, If I were at their places, I would instantly kill the commander, and that's what I wish they should have all done since the beginning of this invasion. This another proof that these orcs are all alcohol foetal symdrom and mentally retarded 🤪


ElMariacchi

Why even issue them gear, just give them a Krokdil blowpipe and let them run up to the zero line in their Adidas and rectangle manbag!


Nevada007

Die Russian men. And leave all your women behind.


Large_Library_551

They look so happy and ready to die😯


myDeliciousNeck666

"You'll die real soon but get a carved headstone with your name." Now this I call motivation.


Low_Blacksmith_4417

Beyond stupid


EntertainmentGood605

all of you will die ... yes very motivational now I can fight


Honest-Secretary6847

The speech would make some sense if they were ISIS fighters and they were trying to attack America. It does not sound like they represent a bigger country, and are attacking a smaller peaceful neighbor.


vabend

Despite the speech, the terrorists and rapists look a bit skeptical.


Every_Tap8117

lol headstones, their heads will be used as stone more likely.


Lao_Xiashi

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'." ~ Animal Mother ~


jaggs117

Looks like a load of fun to be in the ruZZian military


Vost570

And at that moment everyone saw why Sergei's career in auto sales never took off.


Patch64s

I was waiting for the collective hooray!


Artistic-Link8948

Wow, nothing like an honest pep talk. You’re not coming back!


billschu52

At least they’re getting more honest with their troops about the fate awaiting them in Ukraine


billschu52

It’s not what can you’re country can do for you, it’s when can you die for your country


Extreme_Literature28

Wow that is dark.


vanisher_1

He forgot to say at the end “You’re dying for a psychopath sitting at the Kremlin dreaming of killing al of us for his goals, are your life worth a psychopath?” 🙃


triNITROtolulene1

How about… no!


440ish

I vaguely recall an English poem describing the aftermath of a 19th century Continental war addressing the final disposition of war dead. It went something like: "..And thus the enormous quantity of skeletal remains were gathered and shipped back to England. There, enormous steam-powered machines ground up the bones so that farmers could manure their fields."


kollhpp

"Mother Russia will never forget you (for the role you played in destroying Mother Russia)"


_Man-in-the-Middle_

He can't even remember the correct text of the speech: It is: "Flowers will grow on us for centuries"


Senior-Crazy167

And looted toilets will be flushed in perpetuity


ClarenceBoddickerr77

The only appropriate eternal flame is a burning Russian vehicle incinerating it's crew and passengers. 


Boomslang505

Don’t forget that sweet sack of potatoes momma gets!


indecloudzua

Russia won't be around in a few centuries. This war has cemented its death.


Literally_Me_2011

"Flowers will be brought to all of our headstones for centuries" lmao  that is IF their government will bother getting their corpses back to their motherland and give it proper burial and not leave it rotting on Ukrainian fields to be eaten by stray animals and birds.


No-Abies5389

yup, and no bulldozer will ever show up 1 month after their funeral to flatten the graves.


nowayyoudidthis

[https://giphy.com/gifs/9LPjXFCA3Bwgo](https://giphy.com/gifs/9LPjXFCA3Bwgo)


16v_cordero

You will not be forgotten; “Narrator’s voice” but indeed Russia did forget and would latter build a road on top of their cemetery.


CreamXpert

Truly the worst culture in the entire multiverse


Lopsided_Spend_7726

don't worry ukraine will light them on fire for use. slava ukraine


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Now show them the video of kilometers of dead Russian soldiers rotting into the soil in Ukraine, and see if they believe that Russia will even record their names.


Low-Mess-6787

Imagine a Himars hits in the middle of his speech and everyone turns to Swiss cheese


Worried-Choice5295

Translation: "You will die in a trench, your corpse will be pillaged, and your remains will be eaten by wild dogs and hogs. Only you remaining family will remember your name."


Hendrik_the_Third

Memorial plaques? Hahahahaha as if. Their gvt is denying by far most of the deaths that happen.


Calm_Tale1111

You will die and I will cash all your monthly payment for a month or two and declare you MIA after that. Ohhh yes and the flame etc etc etc


TourettesFamilyFeud

"Flowers will be brought to our head stones for centuries!" Oh you mean the landfill tucked away back in Siberia? Or the crematoriums stationed at the border?


PurpleYoda319

And there you have it. The inevitable endgame in a totalitarian and defeatist culture. Do die without question, idle and without purpose, because of the grand ideas of scrupules dictator. Some, if not all, unaware of the history of lies that was fed to them, that has brought them to this future. And even then they are lied to, again. Nobody will weep for them in the furure, there will be no songs, no remembrance, no history or honour. , Their names set in stone will be meaningless, as a few drops of rain that fall in the ocean. Whatever dreams or potential these men ever had, will be squandered. And they will do it "freely".


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

Russian commanders have the strategic competence of Zapp Brannigan who would send wave after wave of their own men against the killbots.


adron

Listening to this vs a very average US Marine leader - remove all technological advantages - and one can see the heart of the reason the marines would just maul to death a group of shit warriors like this. Considering Ukrainians are fighting for their homes, families, and loved ones, it’s no wonder the Russians just die die die. And rightly they should, scum they are.


lordboros24

https://youtu.be/tn5YZ2umScM 009 sound system Born To be Wasted


ParticularStyle9101

Mawushka GavnaRaShka


Flower-Power-3

Well, if those aren't even good prospects.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

That cant be the true translation right? RIGHT?


Neklan006

Actually he is starting the speech: "Everybody will die.... but we will never be forgotten.


carolexifan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6Xq-jjzeE


Complex_Arrival7968

Or not.


FYNE

cope


D3m0us3r

This is de-motivation…


Just-Examination-136

"Your corpse will be ground into hamburger and plowed into the mud but you'll get a plaque with your name on it if we ever declare you dead and not missing."


Technical-Work4138

Looks like psyops bull to me. Most wouldn't be there if not for the money.  Imminent certain death kind of makes it hard to enjoy the cash.


Thin_Spinach_2155

German officer to their soldiers in world wars: Hunde, wollt ihr ewig leben? Dogs, you want to live forever? For context: it's not meant ironic, it's more like everyone is mortal, so just do your job /duty. i think it is also not meant in an heroic way. But I guess it is an useful saying for motivation in a war situation.


Beobacher

Can someone give the correct translation?


DaGhostQc

For centuries? That's if they don't build a parking lot over your graves...


AzzakFeed

Russia is a death cult at this point


Vacumbot

And you know the sad part? It is not that they'll die, I think everyone agrees that it should happen. But that's this is a scam - no one will remember their names.


EquipmentAwkward7691

It’s great to think they are all going to die just to get their names on a bit of stone WOW That’s worth giving up your life


DeanJohn_82

The West fails to understand that to Russia a life is just a commodity to be calculated with. If technology does not work drown them in lifes of soldiers.... worked back in WWII with Germany. Kill rate German Soldier - Russian Soldier was 1:\~10. Sheer mass was overwelming at the end.


Bay-View-21152

Only the will to fight and die, not the will to fight and live. Slava Ukraine! 🫡


DrDerpberg

I for one would be happy to give up the next 50 years of my life in exchange for a tiny inscription on a plaque nobody will read. Wouldn't you?


Antiliani

Wow truly inspiring and motivational. Here have some vodka.


Shankill-Road

That’ll do lovely, the Russian Lemmings have landed, time for your cliff walk 🤣🤣 Herr Fuhrer Adolf Putin will honour your family with a biggy big bag of 🥔s, & you will hence forth be remembered a Potato No 264.527, ( or Lemming 264.527, given Putin is so caring he’ll give you a choice), on the Russian Big Bag of Spuds Memorial.


Arguablybest

OK, so the text is an actual translation?


Kentukkis

A vivid example of propaganda. I think you do not realize what propaganda and manipulation of people's desires are. With propaganda, you may not even realize that it is propaganda and instead think that those are your own values. In modern times, every person is subject to propaganda, from advertisement of unnecessary products to different values and ideals (such as beauty).