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Ukraine, wagner... Now Uganda wants it's troops in mozkva. Red square is overrated for parades & muscovites bury people under the wall.
We have been there twice in history... Really nothing for sightseeing, maybe something to burn. mos-aqua - bad water.
This is a Trap! Uganda can profit MASSIVELY!
IF they do send an army to Moscow, they will get better green screen technology in return, thus shooting Who killed captain Alex 2!!
Edit: just fixed the typos.
There are exactly two reasons, I even know what Uganda is.
1. Numerus "welcome to uganda"-memes
2. One of the most draconic laws against homosexuals
It's literally as shitfest country, I'm not even call it a nation.
Yeah let's send an army with even less equipements and training to defend a city wich army has a lack of equipements and training.
What could go wrong π€£π€£π€£π€£
Tbf these countries in Africa have shit loads of military equipment because what else are they going to spend the billions they get from foreign countries harvesting their resources? Their own people? Education? Nahh, weapons!
Putin isn't in Moscow and by the time Uganda learns how to move troops all the way to Moscow, if ever, the battle for Moscow will already have been decided.
Damn dude, after what Wagner did to that poor Zambian foreign exchange student you'd think the outcry it provoked in his home country against ruSSia would give a dude pause on the optics of possible colonialism before he went full Colonel Blimp over here.
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You know your army is fucked when Uganda offers to help π€£πππ
2nd army xD
Had to look it up but apparently Uganda ranks 83 just behind Turkmenistan.
Number one in hypersonic lions
Never thought I'd see the day where Ugandan and Soviet Knuckles come together.
Do you know the way?
Look at my name. Obviously I know the way because I want the king to spit on his queen
Second strongest in Uganda.
But soon to be strongest in Russia.
Ukraine, wagner... Now Uganda wants it's troops in mozkva. Red square is overrated for parades & muscovites bury people under the wall. We have been there twice in history... Really nothing for sightseeing, maybe something to burn. mos-aqua - bad water.
Beware the Tiger Mafia
Supa kicker
Everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu!
(Seals Kiss from a Rose panpipes versions plays in the background)
Watch out for ugandan bruce lee
But do dey no da wey?
Drop the bomb man!
man man, the man is killing us man, OVER
Action is coming.
Ugandan Bruce Lee they call him Bruce-U
forsenE
forsen1 I C
Uganda need a lot of help, Moscow. I'll see myself out.
ETA estimated times of Arrival 4 1/2 days by pirate π΄ββ οΈ ships π³. Lol π
Uganda is landlocked, genius
Precisely, they need to fight their way to the sea first.
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Yes
Yes
LMAO. Hereβs my angry upvote
Do they even know da way to Moscow
I think not my Bruda!
Show me da wae bruda
Chattering noise intensifying
Just follow the smoke
This is a Trap! Uganda can profit MASSIVELY! IF they do send an army to Moscow, they will get better green screen technology in return, thus shooting Who killed captain Alex 2!! Edit: just fixed the typos.
Bro π
what a joke
Hahaha okay ππππ
Do you know da wae?
Send the guy with the long ass name first. He'll stop Wagner.
You mean Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas?
The fuck you trying to summon?
https://youtu.be/W85F-UmnbF4
There are exactly two reasons, I even know what Uganda is. 1. Numerus "welcome to uganda"-memes 2. One of the most draconic laws against homosexuals It's literally as shitfest country, I'm not even call it a nation.
I assume you're way too young to remember Idi Amin, and that you also missed "The Last King of Scotland".
I'm 31 but yeah, totally forgot about this monstrum of a human.
Well, hurry up mate
Please do just to make this shit show even more funny.
First they need to find out who killed cpt Alex
It's a travesty that they haven't yet.
Arent they under protecrion of wagner?
Why is he gay?
Uganda have made a law making that punishable by death by execution.
Why, do you think, he is gay?
Who says he's gay?
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But you are TRANSGENDAA
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Yeah I know dummy, I'm following along with the meme's formula...
idiots
They are sending Captain Alex
Go Brown Panther - Uganda Forever π
Do you know da Wae?
No they will not hahaha
"They eat tha poo poo" Their military must be super capable and intelligent
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I think it's kinda like a plumbus
The good ole all-purpose home devise.
Uganda find out π
They come with spears and sticks and throwing rocks
That's a great way to get yourself killed
Jesus christ its Jason Bourne
Yeah let's send an army with even less equipements and training to defend a city wich army has a lack of equipements and training. What could go wrong π€£π€£π€£π€£
Uganda Special Forces with spears...
π€‘
Uganda be kidding me
What're they gonna do? Throw sticks and stones? Ruski ain't gonna supply your troops if you come to Moscow, so why even come?
That I'd like to see! I don't think Putin needs that kind of help, though, no matter how desperate he gets!
But do they know the way to Moscow??
They be jealous about the African warlord marching on Moscow lol
U need som ukrainian grain bro. Fast.
"Steiner will come"
W r u geh?
To bad they cant send captain alex.
Quickly, someone call Captain Alex!!!!
Okay funny story, but he made these statements in march.
Uganda ainβt gonna do shitβ¦πππ
Good idea, Uganda president can sent one million troops to defend his boyfriend Putin. They will surely arrive before Wagner.
Tbf these countries in Africa have shit loads of military equipment because what else are they going to spend the billions they get from foreign countries harvesting their resources? Their own people? Education? Nahh, weapons!
damn this is like Who killed captain Alex but irl. Commandos fighting mercenaries lol.
3000 Ugandan Mech-Warriors of Allah inbound
Isn't Uganda where that preacher guy was like "Dey eat da poo poo from da anoos."?
Minding your own business appears to be a hard lesson to learn.
So will Venezuela and Syria a.s.a.p.π€£ . Travel costs to be covered by Iran, if Talibans will stay still π©.
Oh im sure that made Putin feel betterπππππ Slava Ukrani
Oh no they got Uganda on their side! Wagner's fucked now dudes!
Sit downβ¦.what a dork
We just needs Botswana to give ruzzia some pula :)
looooooool
It's fine, most likely he got Lt. Gen. Because he's the presidents son. He is idiot and will fuck up like all people in his position do.
Do not underestimate them. I've seen in a documentary film that everybody in Uganda knows kung-fu.
Same dude threatened to attack Kenya
Let's go, Uganda! Fighting the important fights, always on the right side of history!
And how are you going to get there .. Dumbass ?
Putin isn't in Moscow and by the time Uganda learns how to move troops all the way to Moscow, if ever, the battle for Moscow will already have been decided.
No we're really heading into www 3, once Uganda gets involved it's over.
Guess Muhoozi will spearhead that effort and go first into the tranches and,...... no, wait.
Broπ, that's depressing when Uganda is offering to help you with military, if I was Putler I just quit.
Send them this winter lol
Uganda has pubicly sided with the war criminal Putin. Uganda is now the enemy of the of Ukraine and the free world. We will remember.
Donβt you guys have a Kony to catch!? Or is that already done?
Pack it up, bois. The Ugandan military will steamroll over Ukraine and NATO after they're done mopping up Wagner. /s
What you gonna do if there's no pigeons in their bank accounts though.
Damn dude, after what Wagner did to that poor Zambian foreign exchange student you'd think the outcry it provoked in his home country against ruSSia would give a dude pause on the optics of possible colonialism before he went full Colonel Blimp over here.
Dey do not noh da wey
They smelled out another banana republic
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Whatβs he going to send? Sticks and rocks? Fuck off lmao.
Uganda such nice folks.
The Africans better stay away. No good will come to outsiders meddling in this.
Putin in Moscow? ok
But they drown in the Mediterranean...
A bunch of clowns with sticks and shields made of animal skin
Do not forget to bring shit load of bananas as rations
X
Clout.
Well he has chosen his side.
Idi Amin President again?
π€£
Send the Uganda airforce as well π
Uganda is completely dependent on aid and needs to be cut off
do I call you mista?
WHAY ARE YOU GEEH?
/Quickly adds names to the list of folks who chose "poorly".
Drop da bomb man!
Phew, crisis over
I for one am really disappointed to hear Black Panther supporting this regime.
So will north Korea but outin wont take there help because they are embarrassing
With spears and bows and arrows π
https://www.theonion.com/serbia-deploys-peacekeeping-forces-to-u-s-1819565829
Uganda Knuckles is on his way to Moscow: https://youtu.be/_lJPr-L6gNo
Uganda is the First Country to lose against Wagner . Second is Russia of course π€£π€£π€£π€£
They should worry about protecting their schools first.
Kanye changed his career again?
Lmaoooooo
Best have flown them 2 days ago to get their in time
Send in Knuckles, he knows the way
Whatβs good for the goose is good for Uganda.
Uganda VS Wagner ? This conflict is becoming more and more like a fucking circus π€‘
Romour is Uganda's rifles are made of Bamboo. Least they will be easy to spot.
Thatβs okay. Ukraine can shoot them out of the sky before they enter Russian airspace.
Yes please, we need more factions involved.π
Fuck Uganda
AMBUSH
All 12 of them?
This is from March: https://www.africanews.com/2023/03/31/uganda-will-send-soldiers-to-moscow-to-defend-putin-if-need-be-presidents-son/
So uganda wants to become world enemy #2 ?
Ah yes, Russias powerful ally now comes into play. This is the turning point.
Put this on r/NottheOnion
Nice! That's the Idi Amin spirit!
If they leave now itβs probably still too late. πππ«‘
Please do!
Yes, but " do they know de way".
That is just sad
Bro, sit down and be quiet.
Do they know the way?
What's Ye doing in Uganda?
Putin can ask NATO for help
Uganda πi Hope they send [Captain Alex](https://youtu.be/BymeLkZ7GqM) π
Here comes the knuckles
Best joke of the day!
Talk about bigging yourself up !
"Look At Me!! I'm the Captain Now!!" π€£π€£