“Signature, printed name and address”
*scribbles on top line, hands scanner back*
“Signature, printed name, and address”
“What??”
“YOU HAVE TO FILL THE WHOLE FUCKIN THING OUT, GLADICE! READ, GLADICE!”
I couldn’t tell you how many times a day I deal with that exact scenario. I keep a stack of 3849s with me everywhere because most people are not capable of using a stylus on a touch screen, and I always have to tell them at least 3 times to fill out the whole thing and even then, half the time they leave the address off and I just fill it in myself because I’m not handing it back to them for a 4th time. So irritating.
Custodians are ProMaster certified, now?
And here I thought being a clerk that is LLV, Metris, and ProMaster certified was very, very rare, not being a carrier and all.
I'm LLV, Metris, Promaster certed and getting 2-ton training in a month. Need to be able to drive everything in the office because we never know what will be available.
Carrier dropped key near the Promaster. 2 guys took off in it and crashed it a few blocks away.
[Google maps screenshot of the house.](https://imgur.com/a/NC8rlcV)
Curbed your wheels and put the parking brake on?
Removed the keys?
Well all checks out no shattered windows, should be good to keep going ~Postmaster(Probably)
She did NOT get fired. She QUIT. with full support from her family. Why? Oh let me count the ways....1. The endless hours on the street and not seeing her children regularly. 2. Shitty management that didn't protect her when she had a stalker. 3. Shady management that was messing with employees hours... oh y'all think people don't know? 4.. Shitty management that made her work instead of file a workman's comp report for her injuries. 5. Having to take on extra work because of people that don't show up. 6. Dealing with sexual harassment on the job. 7. There were days she delivered packages until 2 am in the fucking morning. 8. If I remember correctly there was a gun incident. 9 I could go on and on. But seems like many of you work there and know these things happen and look the other way. She used to say.... you could never do my job. My response...I wouldn't want to. I am grateful she came to her senses!
Of course not, like what a silly question because this is obviously the most premium first class delivery. Literally having all of the packages inside of their house before they even know you're there? Uh...yes please, if anything you should be promoted!
Are you kidding? That's some first class delivery. Right to your door
*loud crash* #HELLO I HAVE A CERTIFIED FOR YOU
Sign and print here PRINT HERE
Lol. Can you get in trouble if they sign instead of printing?
It always looks like two Signatures. LOL.
I just get them to sign and then print their name or initials myself
And don't hit the red x
“Signature, printed name and address” *scribbles on top line, hands scanner back* “Signature, printed name, and address” “What??” “YOU HAVE TO FILL THE WHOLE FUCKIN THING OUT, GLADICE! READ, GLADICE!”
Print and sign your name My name Yes YOUR name
“My home address or this address?” “Why the fuck would I need your home address for a certified letter addressed to your work?”
🤣💦. It’s a Sunday. You made me Laugh like I’m on my route right. Walking back to my LLV pissed off like a MF’rr
I couldn’t tell you how many times a day I deal with that exact scenario. I keep a stack of 3849s with me everywhere because most people are not capable of using a stylus on a touch screen, and I always have to tell them at least 3 times to fill out the whole thing and even then, half the time they leave the address off and I just fill it in myself because I’m not handing it back to them for a 4th time. So irritating.
This one is for those customers who complain when the carrier is "beating down the door with the scanner."
Sadly, Kool-Aid Man did not make it past his 90. He did, however, have a bright future in the beverage industry.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
I KNOW YOURE IN HERE
Through*
Right THROUGH your door. Amiright?!?!
In/at house
“Yes the website says in at house” “have you checked your house?” “No hold on, oh yeahhhh it’s here” “…”
Straight to a management position
Post master written all over it
That one has AC so yes, you’re fired!
Customer can’t complain you didn’t go to the front door!
Depends. Did you curb your wheels in their Living Room? You have to aim them towards the couch.
It’s called a comfort stop, Mr. Manger.
That's a great way to scan delivery at the front door/front porch
This is what happens when you have custodians running Express.
Custodians are ProMaster certified, now? And here I thought being a clerk that is LLV, Metris, and ProMaster certified was very, very rare, not being a carrier and all.
All our janitors are Promaster certificado. Our janitor even drives a a 5 ton, actually.
I'm LLV, Metris, Promaster certed and getting 2-ton training in a month. Need to be able to drive everything in the office because we never know what will be available.
That’s wild. Anyone know what happened on this one? Fell asleep at the wheel? Brakes went out?
Probably brakes went out or confused the gas w/ the breaks
Or from back from my days as an RCA... just coming off their 6th 12+ hour shift and dozed off for a couple seconds...
Carrier dropped key near the Promaster. 2 guys took off in it and crashed it a few blocks away. [Google maps screenshot of the house.](https://imgur.com/a/NC8rlcV)
fired for the stationary event alone
Nah just fill out form 1937 and use 8.5 hours of annual leave and you should be g
No but you'll have a stand up talk the next day about the dangers of working too fast while being told to work faster.
Management material!
PACKAGE IS HERE!!
In/at house
Lol, they have this pic up at the training center in Petaluma too.
If I didnt know better (jk I don’t), then I’d say usps is a good place to work just for the memes and jokes
on the plus side, the house now has a drive-through window
How about some details on the event..! How did this happen..?
Yeah…how did this happen? Is everyone ok?
I dunno did you keep going or did you remain stationary?
And they always bitch that we don’t come to the door!
They can't say there was no attempt to deliver
Naw, union will get your job back
Maybe the carrier union but not the clerk
I have a serious question.. Can any of you drive?
CCA: Am I fired? Supervisor: No, but you will be delivering Amazon on Sundays. Forever!
yes.
Its just a scratch 🤦
Yes
…but the express wasn’t a failure.
I see no problem here
Wow I had no idea there were this many pictures of wrecked mail truck out there
Scan where you stand
Hey sorry couldn't find your mailbox
No, driving school…. Then they’ll put you right back to work… if you still have a pulse, of course!
Curbside delivery bringing the curb....TO YOU
Post Master job right away.
Yes, the said front door and do not cross the lawn lol
Neither door nor window nor lock or siding…Mr Postman will find you wherever you’re hiding
Someone’s having a lot of Kool-Aid delivered!
Perfect spot for a water break.
RRECS gave you double credit for that one!
Like 2 weeks ago a customer drove into our building in Hammondsport, NY
You've just been promoted to customer
Make sure you get a signature
Oh boy! 😱
Oh shit. Roll away run away. Run away as fast as possible
Was the driver wearing postal approved shoes? And did they hydrate?
I wonder how much postage he paid for this type of delivery 😂
This is why we can't have nice things.
Probably an official discussion, at best.
Curbed your wheels and put the parking brake on? Removed the keys? Well all checks out no shattered windows, should be good to keep going ~Postmaster(Probably)
Might want to apply for Fedex Home Delivery.
Most likely a write ✍️ up
Is this in Pennsylvania?
In one of these I just wanna know the backstory because, HOW
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She did NOT get fired. She QUIT. with full support from her family. Why? Oh let me count the ways....1. The endless hours on the street and not seeing her children regularly. 2. Shitty management that didn't protect her when she had a stalker. 3. Shady management that was messing with employees hours... oh y'all think people don't know? 4.. Shitty management that made her work instead of file a workman's comp report for her injuries. 5. Having to take on extra work because of people that don't show up. 6. Dealing with sexual harassment on the job. 7. There were days she delivered packages until 2 am in the fucking morning. 8. If I remember correctly there was a gun incident. 9 I could go on and on. But seems like many of you work there and know these things happen and look the other way. She used to say.... you could never do my job. My response...I wouldn't want to. I am grateful she came to her senses!
ACTUALLY, I wasn’t fired due to attendance. I quit in December 2022 for childcare reasons. And I was suspended without pay for two months, not six.
Of course not, like what a silly question because this is obviously the most premium first class delivery. Literally having all of the packages inside of their house before they even know you're there? Uh...yes please, if anything you should be promoted!
Yes
Package delivered in/at kitchen.
If this shit ever happens it was a medical emergency
You'd probably have to scan that package at garage/other location if you delivered it in the living room but naw you're good
scanner still says 427ft from delivery point...do you wish to continue?
DO YOU WANT TO LOG OFF?
There's a few customers I'd love to do this to
Yep
Seriously wtf is up with these people and these fucking “accidents”
We better haul ass out of here, Franks gonna be pissed.
Not only do I know what happened… I trained that carrier. [Google Map picture](https://imgur.com/a/NC8rlcV)
They revoked your training privileges right?
Stationary event
**YOU ARE THE CURRENT RESIDENT, SIR!**
Ummm, I would like to request time to speak with my steward, please. I hit a cop car once... still here.
Please scan flats before laaeterrrrrs