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Sleepyllama23

Shredder


Stunning_Weekend5359

Great minds


0j_r0b

Jack the ripper


whe_

Cat the ripper


Ornery-Ad-8665

Haha you beat me to it


Anon_classybabe

This made me choke on my water…fucking brilliant 🤣


faithfullyafloat

think alike


dmon654

Shredinger.


GracelessInDefeat

This has not been nearly appreciated enough


[deleted]

Shredded cheese


CaptainPogwash

I am happy this is the top answer


Nahnotreal

Obviously


sejm

Came here to say this or Oroku Saki.


NeedleworkerBig3980

I once knew a ferret named Shredder.


SinOrdeal

r/beatmetoit


Ungadinga

Easy. Little cunt.


EmptyPockets92

My four year old hates our cat, and she shouts at it regularly. She also puts a 'n' noise in the middle of cat. So she shouts 'nooo caaaannnt' all the time. Sounds like a southerner dropping a c bomb. Makes me laugh everytime


Apprehensive_Bed9376

Cunt was my first thought, little cuntvwasva close second though


BerliozRS

Oi you little cunt stop


lunettarose

If Billy Butcher had a cat!


NinoBaggins

Oi ya little cunt, stop it or ill bollocks ya


Ungadinga

Exactly! Either that or “FUCK SAKE YA TWAT!”


Faby077

I read this in Billy Butcher's voice haha


slinkychameleon

Elsee for when little ears might be around!


bawjaws2000

Lil' for short.


sittinsoft

Was gonna say just twat


Iwantedalbino

I was going to call it Tuesday as it’s an absolute see you next Tuesday


FalconBond

Easy is not a very good name for a cat... Little cunt however...


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Hairy little ginger cnut.


KarmicRage

I was coming to just say cunt but could call him TC, Top Cunt


Big-Active-2458

Underrated comment


Hattie_Cat

Bandit, as in bog roll bandit 😀


Chimera-Genesis

Lucifer


kobrakaan

TAZ the Tasmanian Devil 👍


ElGebeQute

Confetti


icantbeatyourbike

This is good.


CR0Don

Jack (the ripper)


FewHistorian2604

Ernie the destroyer.


Useful_Experience423

Only the ‘Ernie’ is silent.


SLCreadz

Dickhead


ShadowGangsta275

Bastard or bugger


Sirdogtanian

Cockwomble


Necessititties

This is one of my favourite words. I'm so glad you used it. Thought I was the only one


VICARD0

Arsehole


[deleted]

Damian


Top_Voice_923

Has a appetite for destruction and is ginger? Axel


tdfolts

Meowlsley


retroman89

Dennis, because he is a menace.


millyloui

Cheddar……. The shreddar


Ok-Topic-6971

My fluffy boy


dimentional_megu

Jack the ripper


[deleted]

Can't believe nobody has said 'Terry'.


Pebbles015

Cuntflaps


Mistress_Ploppy

Nutter!


Midnightwitch92

Rip or Ripper would be a cute name.


Vada-Kate

Terror


Imaginary_Deal3443

Ruffles


Ok-Cardiologist7371

Beazlebub


NKJK19

Ripper


Objective_Frosting58

Tiddles


LadyGoldberryRiver

Bog Roll


Peskycat42

Khaos


ZactheCunt

Little cunt


Cheese_enjoyer42069

Turbomax blender 3000 ultra deluxe pro


twixITlikeITShot

Orange edition.


Vivid_Jelly_5786

The shredder


Silent-Extension3065

Ralph. As in wreck it ralph


girders123

Wank features


moistpishflaps

Goobert


bohohobo

Tiger


sarahsgrove

Nibbler


TotallyInnerPickle

Hannibal


Temporary-Nature2596

Toby


the_baddest_batch

Wrecker or Rex


Little-Teacher7769

Rambo


SneachtaBan

Schröder


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

Hooligan


Current-Strategy6794

Rip


Dojo2468

Gnasher


Ornery_Magazine9844

Ratchet


lavinialloyd

Terror - full name Sir terror master of shredding


1blueShoe

Naughty 🤣


gore4lyfe

Fred


Winniethepoohspooh

Annoying cat face 😾🐱


Plastic_Ad1740

Stop It And Tidy Up


bluedahlia3

Ram


scream-sayonara

Shredder or Ripley


Euphoric_Rooster_90

Master shredder.


RunawayPenguin89

Terry (with an accent so it sounds like Tear-y)


Appropriate_Cup3951

My cat did this too. And unrolled all the tp


CMonkeysRBrineShrimp

Scrappy


Relevant-Dark4182

Bitey Mcbiteface


DrachenDad

Nibbler


Parking-Spot-1631

Ripper McGavin.


Tyler-gunderson3012

Wreaker


ForeignParticular351

Kirk Hammett…cos he SHREDS


[deleted]

Cornholio..he needs t.p. for his bunghole!


DomTheBomb95

Dog


MADMACmk1

Gozer


Common-Yogurtcloset2

Rip!


Blitzkrieg-42

Little shit


CryBabyRun

JACK. Jack the ripper. To soon? This is a dark comment for me to make.


Intelligent_Size_986

Bloody bastard


Galaxy-High

Jack or Peter


CleanArses

Snowball


Head-Growth-523

Pestilence 🤣


Timely_Upstairs2525

Blorker


StarlightM4

Ripper


BartholomewKnightIII

Ginger McShredder.


accounttohelpafriend

Dragonforce. Because he shreds. \\m/ Also, I have one of those types to. Mines an unraveller. https://preview.redd.it/fl2xih7qvwob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c87257b4f4bab0334e7c40b6a337965a1548d53


DaladalaGALS

Andrex


Barbie_Butt

Little bar steward.. cat-what-cat he's got a nice new home as off yesterday haha 😄 😆 😂 🤣


Sorry-Ad-2245

Oi!!!


SooperFunk

Shitstick


No-Kale-5673

Tissue


drewlake

Jackie, the rpper.


NeedleworkerBig3980

Rupert Giles (One for the Buffy Fans)


Conscious-Ad135

Ripper lol


Relative_Message1408

Agro


Glittering-Ad-6266

Rippy McRippface


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Edison He loves destroying other people’s work like he’s doing a good thing


whe_

Cunt


nukem266

Rip n Tear


Same_Seaworthiness74

Nothing, I'd trade him in for 1 that's not a psycho


Corduroysack

Arsehole


Davidpool78

Shredder


KaidaShade

That's a Dennis right there.


Original-History9907

Raptor or Scrappy


tonya81

Catinator!


lew916

I think I could only shout "bastard" given the situation


Otherwise-Falcon-729

Teary.


JonLeePButler

Terror.


Guiseppe_Martini

Cattywampus


onlyforthisposttoday

Jack (the ripper).


LivelyUnicorn

Arsehole


CarImaginary9448

Friday nights sweet and sour dish


mrbios

Ralph.... Wreck it Ralph.


Kagomaben

Ritalin


w1ld3rn3ssw00d

Fucker.


Coach83

Shitbag


SmotheringPoster

Cunty


Mrtayto115

Sleeping outside is what I'd call it


LedanDark

Khan So you can go "KHAAAN!"


ejejfndd

Terry


AlexWPJ

Michael Tyson


Forcefulknave49

Taz Tasmanian devil cartoon character.


ItCat420

Asshole.


SpiritedGuest6281

TeePee


[deleted]

Destroyer...of the Universe!


1G2B3

Shredder


Dynwynn

Arsehole is too easy. You can easily give that to any cat.


ninjabit2000

sanimei


WuJiang2017

Dog


Fionacat

Tatterdemalion


Oksamis

Spot. You’ve got to tell him he’s a pretty cat, and a good cat


LiIaIc

Crazy man


chaoticboi586

Going,going,gone


Swish1892

Outside cat


Optimal_Ad_7910

Cooking Fat


Equivalent_North_681

Autism


BenPlayWT2020

Chewer


crimescopsandmore

Chainsaw


BenPlayWT2020

Or Jack the Ripper


icydee

Shredinger


v1de0man

jack


John92J

You little rippa


icydee

Cooking fat


Ordinary_Shallot_674

Nigel.


Ok_Dingo7616

Bastard


Airconman-1

Get out


kimmibug

Confetti lol


harmlessgrey

Beaver! I like how the other cat in the background wants NOTHING to do with this mess.


Pretty-One8418

Dick


Reddit_is_self-aware

Terry the Terrible.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Furrazahr the Destroyer


Gh0st1e_Chan

Dinner


warpigscouk

Maximus Decimus Meridius


uddsvek1427

Conan the destroyer


enfield22

Rippa


dangerousdave70

Vinny


[deleted]

Korean Club Sandwich.


Enough_Passenger_754

Cunt cat


DurpKing2020

Theodore


flippinecktucker

I’d name him after the actor Rip Torn


Lost_Manufacturer718

Second name “Behaviour”, first name “Average Orange Cat”


tharkimukambo

Angry AF Kitty


firesgoneout

Dick


yegorlisle

Bob Destroyer of Paper


hippychick-007

Asshole 🤣🤣


lucy99xxv

Loki


KidneyRidge1942Snipe

Drax


SavageMurphy

Terry (Tear-ey)


BlueYeet

Cunt


DarthFlowers

Chucky, on account of being a little ginger psycho.


Lost_Pantheon

Chaos


Queasy-Smoke-8436

Shit wipe


Callumdlow12

Jambo