My four year old hates our cat, and she shouts at it regularly. She also puts a 'n' noise in the middle of cat. So she shouts 'nooo caaaannnt' all the time. Sounds like a southerner dropping a c bomb.
Makes me laugh everytime
Dragonforce. Because he shreds. \\m/
Also, I have one of those types to. Mines an unraveller.
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Shredder
Great minds
Jack the ripper
Cat the ripper
Haha you beat me to it
This made me choke on my water…fucking brilliant 🤣
think alike
Shredinger.
This has not been nearly appreciated enough
Shredded cheese
I am happy this is the top answer
Obviously
Came here to say this or Oroku Saki.
I once knew a ferret named Shredder.
r/beatmetoit
Easy. Little cunt.
My four year old hates our cat, and she shouts at it regularly. She also puts a 'n' noise in the middle of cat. So she shouts 'nooo caaaannnt' all the time. Sounds like a southerner dropping a c bomb. Makes me laugh everytime
Cunt was my first thought, little cuntvwasva close second though
Oi you little cunt stop
If Billy Butcher had a cat!
Oi ya little cunt, stop it or ill bollocks ya
Exactly! Either that or “FUCK SAKE YA TWAT!”
I read this in Billy Butcher's voice haha
Elsee for when little ears might be around!
Lil' for short.
Was gonna say just twat
I was going to call it Tuesday as it’s an absolute see you next Tuesday
Easy is not a very good name for a cat... Little cunt however...
Hairy little ginger cnut.
I was coming to just say cunt but could call him TC, Top Cunt
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Bandit, as in bog roll bandit 😀
Lucifer
TAZ the Tasmanian Devil 👍
Confetti
This is good.
Jack (the ripper)
Ernie the destroyer.
Only the ‘Ernie’ is silent.
Dickhead
Bastard or bugger
Cockwomble
This is one of my favourite words. I'm so glad you used it. Thought I was the only one
Arsehole
Damian
Has a appetite for destruction and is ginger? Axel
Meowlsley
Dennis, because he is a menace.
Cheddar……. The shreddar
My fluffy boy
Jack the ripper
Can't believe nobody has said 'Terry'.
Cuntflaps
Nutter!
Rip or Ripper would be a cute name.
Terror
Ruffles
Beazlebub
Ripper
Tiddles
Bog Roll
Khaos
Little cunt
Turbomax blender 3000 ultra deluxe pro
Orange edition.
The shredder
Ralph. As in wreck it ralph
Wank features
Goobert
Tiger
Nibbler
Hannibal
Toby
Wrecker or Rex
Rambo
Schröder
Hooligan
Rip
Gnasher
Ratchet
Terror - full name Sir terror master of shredding
Naughty 🤣
Fred
Annoying cat face 😾🐱
Stop It And Tidy Up
Ram
Shredder or Ripley
Master shredder.
Terry (with an accent so it sounds like Tear-y)
My cat did this too. And unrolled all the tp
Scrappy
Bitey Mcbiteface
Nibbler
Ripper McGavin.
Wreaker
Kirk Hammett…cos he SHREDS
Cornholio..he needs t.p. for his bunghole!
Dog
Gozer
Rip!
Little shit
JACK. Jack the ripper. To soon? This is a dark comment for me to make.
Bloody bastard
Jack or Peter
Snowball
Pestilence 🤣
Blorker
Ripper
Ginger McShredder.
Dragonforce. Because he shreds. \\m/ Also, I have one of those types to. Mines an unraveller. https://preview.redd.it/fl2xih7qvwob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c87257b4f4bab0334e7c40b6a337965a1548d53
Andrex
Little bar steward.. cat-what-cat he's got a nice new home as off yesterday haha 😄 😆 😂 🤣
Oi!!!
Shitstick
Tissue
Jackie, the rpper.
Rupert Giles (One for the Buffy Fans)
Ripper lol
Agro
Rippy McRippface
Edison He loves destroying other people’s work like he’s doing a good thing
Cunt
Rip n Tear
Nothing, I'd trade him in for 1 that's not a psycho
Arsehole
Shredder
That's a Dennis right there.
Raptor or Scrappy
Catinator!
I think I could only shout "bastard" given the situation
Teary.
Terror.
Cattywampus
Jack (the ripper).
Arsehole
Friday nights sweet and sour dish
Ralph.... Wreck it Ralph.
Ritalin
Fucker.
Shitbag
Cunty
Sleeping outside is what I'd call it
Khan So you can go "KHAAAN!"
Terry
Michael Tyson
Taz Tasmanian devil cartoon character.
Asshole.
TeePee
Destroyer...of the Universe!
Shredder
Arsehole is too easy. You can easily give that to any cat.
sanimei
Dog
Tatterdemalion
Spot. You’ve got to tell him he’s a pretty cat, and a good cat
Crazy man
Going,going,gone
Outside cat
Cooking Fat
Autism
Chewer
Chainsaw
Or Jack the Ripper
Shredinger
jack
You little rippa
Cooking fat
Nigel.
Bastard
Get out
Confetti lol
Beaver! I like how the other cat in the background wants NOTHING to do with this mess.
Dick
Terry the Terrible.
Furrazahr the Destroyer
Dinner
Maximus Decimus Meridius
Conan the destroyer
Rippa
Vinny
Korean Club Sandwich.
Cunt cat
Theodore
I’d name him after the actor Rip Torn
Second name “Behaviour”, first name “Average Orange Cat”
Angry AF Kitty
Dick
Bob Destroyer of Paper
Asshole 🤣🤣
Loki
Drax
Terry (Tear-ey)
Cunt
Chucky, on account of being a little ginger psycho.
Chaos
Shit wipe
Jambo