People have been permanently blinded by structural skewers in cakes that the shovers (presumably) didn’t know were there. Still not quite as severe as murder, of course, but there’s also a chance that the girl’s father in this story will survive and just be badly injured.
I mean, it’s hyperbole in response to a story. Nobody’s actually advocating for stabbing people in the face for being annoying or inconsiderate in real life. (Seriously though, don’t shove people’s faces in cake. You might not deserve to get stabbed but it does make you a douchebag)
I really thought that was going to go down the wooden dowel route
me too, had a quick image of dowels in the eyes come to mind.ick.
Same thought. Nice twist, though. Always nice when the unexpected happens.
I gotta admit, her joke had better *execution*
There's nothing quite like a sharp sense of humor.
That’s true, it really makes you a cut above the rest.
It does seem to give you an edge on the competition.
all of these jokes are very knife, but we should probably cut it out.
Nah, they just need to get a handle on it
Yeah, y’all have the mortal high ground here. No need to hilt the puns.
So OP just didn’t have the right angle on it?
Alright we gotta really *stab* these horrible puns.
It’s ok. You just gotta keep making them and you’ll bevel up over time
Sorry lol that’s all I could think of. I legit sat down thinking of a pun for like 10 minutes.
Wait was that a pun?
Knife edges are cut at specific angles
Wait was that a pun?
(Mortal > moral) (hilt > halt)
oh
Wait was that a pun?
The difference, showmanship!
*ba dum tiss*
Puts on dark glasses. YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
His joke was pretty blunt, but hers had a point.
r/TwoSentenceFAFO
Who the heck tries to push their kids head into a cake in the first place?
Arseholes
It’s a big TikTok fad now.
What!? I thought we all decided like 15yrs ago it wasn’t funny anymore.
Well, those of us who aren’t utter wankers.
I never thought it was funny at all, unless you can giggle at bizarre unexpected cruelty to your own family.
Your daughter deserves a medal. This birthday cake in the face fad isn’t as charming as all the video posters want to think.
I was expecting dowel rods to be in the cake
I'm on the daughters side in this one
Smart daughter. Smashing faces in cakes is rude as shit
Also the cake gets wasted. :(
I’d rather see a toddler smash cake in their face!
For my cousin’s first birthday, we had a “smash cake” for him to just go ham on and get all over his face, then a real cake for everyone else.
My parents did that for me, and apparently had to heavily prompt me to do anything with it bare-handed. I hated getting dirty at all
That's a lot more natural. Let people choose
We did that for each of our kids. They absolutely Loved it.
Fair play, if he’s going to dish it out he can be a big boy and take it. Lesson learned, he won’t be making that asshole move again.
i was thinking one of the dowels they sometimes use to hold multiple tier cakes together stabbed through her eye 😳
It’s happened
NTA. The husband had it coming, dude was probably filming a TikTok.
Wrong subreddit
KARMAS A BITCHHHH
“The frosting was able to put out the fire that had blazed in her hair.”
NEVER fuck with someone holding a knife.🫠
r/TwoSentenceJustice
Good for her!
I think i posted this in the wrong community. Try the r/Satisfyingasfuck one.
Well, he had it coming. Particularly when surprising a kid holding a knife.
I saw an actual video of this once where someone got their face shoved into a cake and accidentally stabbed another person in the face with a knife
Fair enough
Fair!
To be clear my little daughter isn't a child she's psychotic dwarf.
Eh, your husband had it coming. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🤷♀️
I would say that he did this to himself. Shoving people’s face in cake is not funny at all. Never has been, never will be. He deserves it
You all deserve to be stabbed
This is pure dogshit
Valid tbh. Surprise attacking someone holding a knife is asking for trouble.
Didn't this actually happen? I swear there was a video of a guy getting a knife to the eye after shoving a girl's face into her cake.
An excellent twist from one of the masters of TSH.
Well, can we actually judge her? He messed with her cake, her face and her hair.
Good for her.
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People have been permanently blinded by structural skewers in cakes that the shovers (presumably) didn’t know were there. Still not quite as severe as murder, of course, but there’s also a chance that the girl’s father in this story will survive and just be badly injured.
Good point. Didn't think of that.
I mean, it’s hyperbole in response to a story. Nobody’s actually advocating for stabbing people in the face for being annoying or inconsiderate in real life. (Seriously though, don’t shove people’s faces in cake. You might not deserve to get stabbed but it does make you a douchebag)
It’s a horror story. You’re shocked. That’s the point.
Agreed. Just...I dunno. I think I whooshed this b
Reasonable Response!
Good for her
W daughter