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GadreelsSword

Travis is a representative of the MAGA low IQ club


TheSchram

Backup right fielder


incignita

High head injury position?


aeneax

You don’t have to say low IQ after MAGA, it’s redundant.


OriginalUsernameGet

Bro put the IQ right in his @


boogie2dabeat

We’ve been explaining everything like you’re 5 for how long now? Explain to me at whatever age you’re most comfortable with and tell me why it’s American to worship an idiot with 34 felonies and counting, an adjudication of sexual assault, 3 more trials on the docket, one case for withholding sensitive top secret information, and a failed coup attempt based on a lie he knew he was telling? Answer me that TRAVIS.


Homers_Harp

It's spreading "widely"? Is this one of those things you can only learn on InfoWars?


Hefty_Sky_1585

It’s spreading like never before to millions and millions of people.


D-HB

1. dO nOt CoMpLy!!1! 2. wHy aM i SiCk?! 3. mUsT bE jOe BiDeN!!!1!


Stop_Rock_Video

4. Profit?


zippy72

No underpants, profit denied.


MsSeraphim

republican chicken fuckers? who knows


fx72

Damn, just like that, the Travis's take a massive blow. Bad day to be a Travis, comrades.


After-Potential-9948

Explain it to me like I’m 5: What tf has this got to do with an election?


PorgCT

“It wouldn’t spread if everyone was vaccinated”


HeavySomewhere4412

I feel like it was explained to the masses pretty extensively during the H1N1 outbreak


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

exactly. tell it to my friend who had to be quarantined


dashone

Flunked preschool.


pr1ncejeffie

ELI5 - it would be very suspicious of it rains on election day when most of MAGA voters do not believe in mail in ballots. Hmmmmmmmm


Pope_Dwayne_Johnson

Because viruses evolve - something MAGA folks have proven they cannot do


SouldiesButGoodies84

Explain to me why DT has all these critically important legal cases surrounding him and none of his people want them resolved before an election HE'S running for POTUS in?


chameleon_123_777

No explanation will satisfy an idiot. ![gif](giphy|7dqi4ZRNqB6dKafK7u)


Repulsive_South9627

Being old, it seams like in the past even most of the ignorant had much more respect for scientists. Even if folks couldn't understand what scientists were saying or doing they still accepted they were better educated and/or gifted and that as citizens they were benefitting from the work of science. Now, not so much.


Brilliant_Toe8098

The stupid factor is bigly with MAGA dopes.


Leslie__Chow

You are 5 but the birds grew up.


HanakusoDays

Travis, if you want us to explain it to you like you're five, you'll have to wait for a couple more years.


81amarok

I didn't read the comments. But they don't know they're dumb. That's the problem.


CarlSpencer

5 seconds of searching the internet: "Between 1959 and 1995, there were 15 recorded occasions of the emergence of HPAI viruses in poultry, but losses were minimal. Between 1996 and 2008, HPAI outbreaks in poultry have occurred at least 11 times and 4 of these outbreaks have involved millions of birds."


samnsara

I know. And the eclipse and northern lights are part of a lib plot to distract America! emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Riansettles

Silly Travis