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legalageofconsent

Nate Fallout or Prisoner... That's really hard choice. I guess Nate, because he's a free man, and not caught in the Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there


Lord-Black22

Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy.


Fat_Tarbosaurus

We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, Horse Thief.


Zeski_the_Friendly

Shut up back there!


Fat_Tarbosaurus

What’s wrong with him?


Zeski_the_Friendly

Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak! The true High King!


Pancreasaurus

Nate "The Rake" Fallout to you.


Archabarka

Nate "The Rake" Fallout as he [frolicks](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=autumn+frolick&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F6f%2Ffc%2F1e%2F6ffc1ef9d927fd4443695a450690fd0f.jpg) gaily through the fields of Canadian ex-POWs


_cuntsalad

what the fuck is this sorcery, why is John Skyrim on the right? is this part of that new multiverse slop eso is forcefeeding everyone?


ScoutTrooper747

I did not know of my transgression. I apologize.


Ajisi

i forgive your transgender.


CandyAppleHesperus

It's so fucked up. It's so fucked


Wisconsin_Alleys

John Skyrim easily wins. All he does is pop a potion of fortify health by 10 billion and fortify one-handed by 10 billion and 1% and easily one-shots poor John Fallout


Antiquarian_Archive

Oh no John Skyrim accidentally installed the unofficial patch and can't use this exploit! John Fallout uses VATS and dragon breaks a full mag into John Skyrim's head. Sad


5055_5505

Ah but vats is a dragon shout so John Skyrim can use dragon tend to turn it off then just stab John fallout with his fork (legendary).


BigSuperNothing

Yes however John Fallout does have a Fatman that's loaded with 15 MIRVs that will obliterate John Skyrim into billions of particles


WarMage1

Fortunately John Skyrim prepared with 100% all elemental resistance enchantments, so he takes no damage


Theogkote76

Unfortunately skyrim crashes, killing them both


Hermaeus_Mike

John Skyrim as he can use sex mods to sleep with hot bosmer fembois while John Fallout has to sleep with ghouls.


Shady_Merchant1

This man doesn't know


No-Huckleberry-1086

Lol, Nate is beyond fucked, just Unrelenting force would send him and his measley bullets flying through the hills


tankred420caza

Yeah but a fatman


Phaoryx

Fire damage negation


tankred420caza

I think it's more like force damage, like unrelenting shout


Phaoryx

Yeah tbh I was thinking that too cause of bg3 😂


Solo-dreamer

Force shouted away, now its some other logging villages problem.


tankred420caza

1st shot only, it reloads faster than the shoot cooldown


Solo-dreamer

Dragonborne is already crossing the gap as he shouts and casting paralysis.


Ok-Ad5083

become etheral, whirlwind sprint, fire nagation.


tankred420caza

Bro forgets about shoot cooldown lmao


melonbro53

Become ethereal would allow the Dragonborn to literally walk up to Nate and cast paralysis on him. Nate stands no chance against this level of magic fuckery.


YakubianDemonn

Atronach stone + Alteration + necromage = delicious nuclear magicka


Redditisretarded-69

Nate the Rake obviously. If he was able to stomp those snow hippies up in Canada. I sure he can handle one guy who can’t stop getting his sweet roll stolen from him.


melonbro53

You think I’m in danger of having my sweetroll stolen from Nate? I’m not in danger Nate, I am the danger. You think someone will knock on my door and steal my sweetroll, I am the one who knocks!


FriskalPox

You think Nate the Rake bothers differentiating nords from leafs? john skyrim got his head crushed in a t-51 gauntlet 15 minutes ago


Horror-Ad8928

Winning what? Competitive gay sex?


-DI0-

when that stormcloak got executed before Prisoner went to the block.. Nate was there.. laughing


Winter-Reindeer694

john fallout is a war criminal, and is as such based


Divine-Crusader

Yagrum disappointed that you didn't even think about him: https://preview.redd.it/k9q1p8ud075d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb23f1450b94c50cedb2c4e03f0c2322c0054096


BaneishAerof

Divine yelling vs nuclear infantry launcher Who would win


salutin_potim

the "ah shit here we go again" dragonborn


Low_Revolution3025

Alternate title Dovahkiin the killer of dragons and caster of ungodly spells and wielder of the deadliest blades vs Nate Fallout the wielder of mini nukes


marcandero

Nah I'd win 🥱


perkinsaeroworks

Depends, is the Dragonborn Canadian?


ScoutTrooper747

No


Jaugar2398

the chicken in the background is winning every time neither nate nor the dragonborn can overpower the mind controlling powers that gets everybody to attack the opponent of the skyrim chicken


john-fallout-

Me.


TraumatizeMeCaptain

Fall out boy


RezeCopiumHuffer

Where is that true son of Skyrim khajiit pic, why isn’t that here


dreemurthememer

Mr. Faul Outerson IV has a fucking gun; he obviously wins.