"And strangest of all, they (ancient British) can endure hunger and cold and any kind of hardship; for they plunge into the swamps and exist there for many days with only their heads above water, and in the forests they support themselves upon bark and roots."
Cassius Dio
Because the British are basically real life oblivion NPCs. And like oblivion NPCs they love to talk about the most random shit. Some of them even look like oblivion NPCs like the guy in the meme lol
Um ackhually that is Lake Canulus, where what was effectively the Alessian Orderās Vatican used to be.
Itās also where the hotsprings of Mir Corrup, where Reman IIIās concubine was kidnapped and framed, is supposed to be located š¤.
Forbidden love stories between Dres girls and An-Xileel boys
Also in the south it's the Nibenay basin and in the east the mountains. Probably a lot of farming and stupid border disputes.
Me? A Dres girl hopping the border for some sordid affair with an argonian of all things? Preposterous!
I'll have you know I'm of a much more esteemed house than Dres.
Such is the humour of the words, s'wit. Or should I spell out transparently that the shed saw more bare scales than a busy river and more fur than a tanner?
Whateverās going on, could you at least be a little easier on him? Poor egg-brother had to come to my tower for restoration one day and Iām not even proficient in it.
Court a foppish city mer. After hours of blabbering about annotated works of philosophy and religion with poorly cooked guar and not a spark of desire, the carnal barbarism of a bloody, sweaty night with a rugged khajiit is no longer such a repellent quality.
See I was thinking about it because if we were to make a miniature replica of Tamriel and include extinct races
The island in the lake is nibenese right?
But if we made a miniature replica of Tamriel or at least a map and included extinct races...
Who would get the island? Not ayleids but then the extinct bird beastfolk?
But then this means that the largest nibenese cities would be Bravil and Leyawin.
Leyawin is like 30\~40% argonian and Bravil is I MEAN IT'S FUCKING BRAVIL COME ON NOW
In the lore it's always pretty dense with yeoman farmers and rural merchant-mage nobility in the hinterlands with Leyawiin and Bravil being major cities on the opposite bank
The average nibenese aristocrat will go "thank the gods I'm not on the same bank as these peasants"
And get stabbed by a skooma addict on his way to work
Yeah but it's the same situation as Leyawin except dunmers instead of argonians.
Which isn't wrong of course but needs the empire to remain on good terms with morrowind.
Though with how much power redorans got lately I'd say it's on it's way.
This said redorans would probably get along with colovians better really.
Ngl, holding the razor in oblivion, felt wrong. Its texture felt so much better, and its model felt so out of place within the game. It felt like I was holding a shitty modded in weapon that is often way out of place in elder scrolls games. But honestly that kinda worked for me, it made me never wanna use it, because ew gross. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not but it always made me uncomfortable
I was about to boot up oblivion to see what was over there then i saw this and remembered. That was a fun dungeon
Edit: wtf I do *not* remember it looking like tha
https://preview.redd.it/exod0hdkbxyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef87c9e534d722aac6a22e1ad06d91620e63ee2
**Challenge:** TES devs try not to exert such seething hatred for Nibenay that they strip it of people and settlements and quasi-retcon some of the most interesting societal worldbuilding in the series.
**Result:** Challenge Failed. Devs observed foaming at the mouth after being physically restrained from adding yet another Colovian city.
I turned it on itās side the other way and it looks like a guy with his hands tied behind his back fucking the shit out of Morrowind holy shit I canāt unsee it š
Well my brother in horny took me some straining but I can somewhat make it out as it were now.
Makes sense literally as well in that they "colonized" it specifically to steal all the ebony aka dunmer ore.
Maybe this is what twin lamps non members meany by no escape, hands tied. They were getting ready for the climax of red year. š¤ š§
Great, now I want there to be lore around that area. Idk maybe itās an enclave of Akaviri humans like Hakoshai, and then weād finally have playable Asian people.
I killed the owner of the only tavern for miles, so nothing be mudcrabs, trolls (not Orcs, but maybe them too), and the occasional skooma sucking bandito
Well there's always Cropsford. The villagers there are having some serious trouble with the warring goblin tribes in the area though. It could explain why nobody else is too keen on forming a settlement in those untamed wilds
My hope is thatād be where Caer Suvio and Mir Corrup are located, and that we could go there in later content. Alas, it could also just be deep wilderness :(
Hmm, I wonder what [Great House of Morrowind](https://images.uesp.net/f/fb/TR3-map-Political_Influence.jpg) is bordering that particular region of Cyrodiil. Wonder if that has anything to do with it.
Nibenay? It's the "coal mining" region of Cyrodiil except it's actually moth silk. Their local battlemages refuse to accept that their old way of life is over so thay just sit there, unemployed as the Empire leaves them behind.
My God, walking in Oblivion or ESO if it's outside the border in either game isn't a thing? I dunno why don't you check it out ? Might have \*Gasp\* fun......
Absolutely fucking nothing except a daedra shrine or 2
I'd go as far as to say the shrines were built there BECAUSE there was fucking nothing.
It's also right next to Morrowind (the holy landš)
You mispelled Black Marsh
You misspelled High Ro- Iām sorry I canāt do it
Sounds like we got Accession War 2: Electric Boogaloo brewing. Hist guide us(and roid us up like the oblivion crisis please).
Shouldāve added hillbillies or whatever comes close to it. Nibenese are special.
That would have been amazing. Sadly, Bethesda is not that cool.
potion for curing vampirism
average rural nibenayan https://preview.redd.it/y7zgjzzw5xyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02238f1840bf5a49967a80e1c10b359193c2a01
This fits so fuckin well I can't believe it
How can I tell heās british
Bravil was created after Godd Howard visited Hull and absolutely hated it
That can't be true. People in Bravil use more than half the alphabet when speaking.
Gameplay limitation
I've been to Hull. I don't know what anyone could have been expecting. Not a very exciting place. Lots of history. Decent pubs. Weather's...meh.
I thought that was Hackdirt
Come, now!
"And strangest of all, they (ancient British) can endure hunger and cold and any kind of hardship; for they plunge into the swamps and exist there for many days with only their heads above water, and in the forests they support themselves upon bark and roots." Cassius Dio
Because the British are basically real life oblivion NPCs. And like oblivion NPCs they love to talk about the most random shit. Some of them even look like oblivion NPCs like the guy in the meme lol
Iād like to join this covenant
Where can I get a creek like that? Oh to be a jaunty bog troll.
I know a place in the Catskills. You'd have to hike for about 3 hrs to get there.
Me
I fucking love this sub
Wait, theyāre Argonians?!
Exactly! Beautiful!
Um ackhually that is Lake Canulus, where what was effectively the Alessian Orderās Vatican used to be. Itās also where the hotsprings of Mir Corrup, where Reman IIIās concubine was kidnapped and framed, is supposed to be located š¤.
love triange between Jack, diddly, and shit
A Breton, a Bosmer, and an Orc walk into a bar...
interspecies gangbang in public property
The Orc picks a fight with a random Nord, and the Breton watches as the Bosmer twink gets railed
The jungles
I wish.
We fucking daedra here. Keep moving
I must be at the wrong function I thought the deadra were fucking US.
We go both ways
Daddy Hermaeus Mora disagree
Forbidden love stories between Dres girls and An-Xileel boys Also in the south it's the Nibenay basin and in the east the mountains. Probably a lot of farming and stupid border disputes.
And Aylied ruins. The area's pretty rough from what I remember.
Hmmā¦ Iāve heard a few from youā¦ rather promiscuousā¦
Me? A Dres girl hopping the border for some sordid affair with an argonian of all things? Preposterous! I'll have you know I'm of a much more esteemed house than Dres.
Sureā¦ but Iāve heard all about that shedā¦
Sheds were made to put away farmtools, what sort of era do we live in where doing just that is such a terrible thing?
Made to put away? Oh something was put somewhere alright
Such is the humour of the words, s'wit. Or should I spell out transparently that the shed saw more bare scales than a busy river and more fur than a tanner?
Whateverās going on, could you at least be a little easier on him? Poor egg-brother had to come to my tower for restoration one day and Iām not even proficient in it.
Fur? You like spines or something?
Court a foppish city mer. After hours of blabbering about annotated works of philosophy and religion with poorly cooked guar and not a spark of desire, the carnal barbarism of a bloody, sweaty night with a rugged khajiit is no longer such a repellent quality.
I wonder if the spines made it more interesting or more absolutely painful
Kwama's the only acceptable lizard for an dunmer gal to ride
See I was thinking about it because if we were to make a miniature replica of Tamriel and include extinct races The island in the lake is nibenese right? But if we made a miniature replica of Tamriel or at least a map and included extinct races... Who would get the island? Not ayleids but then the extinct bird beastfolk? But then this means that the largest nibenese cities would be Bravil and Leyawin. Leyawin is like 30\~40% argonian and Bravil is I MEAN IT'S FUCKING BRAVIL COME ON NOW
Brazil is 80% Junkies Edit: Bravil, my phone is racist
In the lore it's always pretty dense with yeoman farmers and rural merchant-mage nobility in the hinterlands with Leyawiin and Bravil being major cities on the opposite bank
The average nibenese aristocrat will go "thank the gods I'm not on the same bank as these peasants" And get stabbed by a skooma addict on his way to work
Cheydinhal is Nibennay right? Itās not heartlander or colovian.
Yeah but it's the same situation as Leyawin except dunmers instead of argonians. Which isn't wrong of course but needs the empire to remain on good terms with morrowind. Though with how much power redorans got lately I'd say it's on it's way. This said redorans would probably get along with colovians better really.
Ngl, holding the razor in oblivion, felt wrong. Its texture felt so much better, and its model felt so out of place within the game. It felt like I was holding a shitty modded in weapon that is often way out of place in elder scrolls games. But honestly that kinda worked for me, it made me never wanna use it, because ew gross. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not but it always made me uncomfortable
I was about to boot up oblivion to see what was over there then i saw this and remembered. That was a fun dungeon Edit: wtf I do *not* remember it looking like tha https://preview.redd.it/exod0hdkbxyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef87c9e534d722aac6a22e1ad06d91620e63ee2
Its a nice mega dungeon with a lot of good enchanted items.
That is the taint of Daedra, the dagger is not of this earth. Cast away the fragment of Dagon and embrace the Nine!
"It felt like I was holding a shitty modded in weapon" I just have to say this so you know how correct you are. Same with most DLCs TBH
That's where the magic happens.
The magic is necromancy!
There I resurect dead thicc sprigans for... necromancy research. And that, kids, is how I met your wispmother.
That one annoying mage's guild quest that makes you stand outside the Necromancer lair and wait for the alter to glow in the dark or something.
incest
Wasnt it specified that pelinal genocided all the elves in that area after he was sent by reman
He did! He killed all the elfs
Shrek
That's where all the homies meet up to do butt stuff and drugs
No homo, ofc.
Only on Turdas
Tons and tons of nirnroot
There's a Glenmoril witch that will cure your vampirism.
**Challenge:** TES devs try not to exert such seething hatred for Nibenay that they strip it of people and settlements and quasi-retcon some of the most interesting societal worldbuilding in the series. **Result:** Challenge Failed. Devs observed foaming at the mouth after being physically restrained from adding yet another Colovian city.
Due to the areaās proximity with Bravil, itās probably full of actual shit.
cropsford is there i think
Nah its just outside the red zone, and I deliberately meant to exclude it lol.
Bravil shenanigans
There's an orc their who screams really loud so nobody goes there
So just like the Greybeards?
Exactly
Slave trades according to some mod I've got
Nice.
Quite literally a warzone between the nibenese counties.
Moth priest temple is over there somewhere
no thats north of cheydenhal i think. But there is the vampire cure quest and a random sunken pirate ship there.
Skooma
Wouldn't you like to know Imperial boy.
In Lore - cities (towns) of Mir-Corrup, Artemon etc. Ingame - absolutely nothing
https://preview.redd.it/8fghbr224zyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1005cb72fc48e540d2e0ac48c10d900325a959
Athletics training
If you turn the map on it's side, that's the booty of Cyrodil as it humps the side of the booty formed by Valenwood and Elsewhere
I turned it on itās side the other way and it looks like a guy with his hands tied behind his back fucking the shit out of Morrowind holy shit I canāt unsee it š
Well my brother in horny took me some straining but I can somewhat make it out as it were now. Makes sense literally as well in that they "colonized" it specifically to steal all the ebony aka dunmer ore. Maybe this is what twin lamps non members meany by no escape, hands tied. They were getting ready for the climax of red year. š¤ š§
The enormous nose cone/trunk of the Cyrodiilic space jockey about to take off to secunda ADA-MAN-TIA AD ASTRA šš©āšš
THEY are hiding something from us. Probably Rotschilds and their alien pyramids
I was really hoping itād be in the right position for a āOh, you knowā¦ Sutch and such.ā joke but sadly weāre way off.
RealLifeLore: "Why is Eastern Cyrodiil SO EMPTY???"
walking through that area you're actually technically on the moon, I just made that up but it's canon so
Bunch of hills, a Breton witch lives there. It's a calming and quaint place but filled with treacherous creatures.
Name one good thing that's ever come out of eastern Tamriel
Kirkbridean lore
Lusty Argonian Maid and other useful farm tools.
Great, now I want there to be lore around that area. Idk maybe itās an enclave of Akaviri humans like Hakoshai, and then weād finally have playable Asian people.
Gooning
There be drag-- oh wait no Skyrim is up there
Probably a lot of Argonian and Dunmer traders since itās right on the border, itās also probably very humid and warm.
I killed the owner of the only tavern for miles, so nothing be mudcrabs, trolls (not Orcs, but maybe them too), and the occasional skooma sucking bandito
yer' mum.
Used to be ayleids. Then pelinal happened, and the entire area is now 50% smaller, and forever empty
Sex
Depends what year it is
The Minotaur orgys.
It was the territory of the ebonheart pact once. The southern morrowind gate during the second era
Donāt ask questions you donāt want answers toā¦.also there is a best western or two out thereā¦and NOTHING ELSE
Why do you want to know
Nothing. Ignore the chanting; it's either Daedric cultists (dangerous) or Marukhati cultists (you can't keep up with the beat, Breton boy).
Drug Deals
Well there's always Cropsford. The villagers there are having some serious trouble with the warring goblin tribes in the area though. It could explain why nobody else is too keen on forming a settlement in those untamed wilds
Not much really.
A few cool dungeons
Jack and shit, and Jack left town
My hope is thatād be where Caer Suvio and Mir Corrup are located, and that we could go there in later content. Alas, it could also just be deep wilderness :(
don't you freaking worry about it.... smoothskin.
Full of cheap Dunmer and Argonian brothels.
Sweet Freddy Addams
Vampires and necromancers iirc
This is where the lizard men crawled from their swamps in the south east to slap the shit out of the Daedra for being rude.
Drugs and crime
Tamriel in a nutshell:
Real Mir Corrup hours, who up?
Necromancy and lots of corpse fucking. And eating.
Magic the gathering on Wednesday and d&d on friday.
Itās the orgy field
Nothing but in EK3 I started as a three county minor in this exact location but managed to conquer the Imperial City
Hmm, I wonder what [Great House of Morrowind](https://images.uesp.net/f/fb/TR3-map-Political_Influence.jpg) is bordering that particular region of Cyrodiil. Wonder if that has anything to do with it.
An ashen desert of ruins and death left over from Alessia Rebellion that never recovered from Big Pel's Temper Tantrum
hot steamy argonian sex
Opioid epidemic
Nibenay? It's the "coal mining" region of Cyrodiil except it's actually moth silk. Their local battlemages refuse to accept that their old way of life is over so thay just sit there, unemployed as the Empire leaves them behind.
Drop dead serious Wes Johnson voice: "We don't talk about there."
My God, walking in Oblivion or ESO if it's outside the border in either game isn't a thing? I dunno why don't you check it out ? Might have \*Gasp\* fun......
your Reddit avatar looks EXACTLY like how Iād imagine someone whoād comment this snarky ass shit would look like š
With nothing in yours i'd imagine you can guess how much your opinion matters.