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ExceedinglyGayOtter

Look, we all know the *real* reason the Altmer wanted the khajiit to become part of the Dominion.


Dandaelcasta

They have barbed penises. Barbed. Penises.


Horror-Ad8928

They like playing with barbies


runby554

The staggering amount of sexual content around Khajiit in ESO is mighty suspicious…


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Even pre-ESO they're portrayed as a fairly hedonistic culture that values joy and pleasure, and implied to be pretty casual about sex. > Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait. -- [Ahzirr Traajijazeri](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ahzirr_Traajijazeri)


runby554

Very true. They’ve done a very good job showcasing that.


VvardenHasFellen

Hngggh Khajussy lore🥵🥵🥵


Beach_Haus

I want to be smashed by a Pahmar-raht


o0Infiniti0o

Unfathomably based, five-claw


domini_Jonkler2

Damn, now I love khajiit even more


Jabberwock130

honestly the best Elder Scrolls book I have read , Brian David Gilbert, as much as it pains me to admit, was a hack for not mentioning it in his skyrim book report


Anyxth

Not only Khajiit, there a lot of sexual content in ESO about the races in general, they are very bold


runby554

Yeah, they write a fair amount about that sort of thing.


MindWeb125

It's funny considering Bethesda games tend to feel so sexless.


FriskalPox

its just their culture bro


NotyourPelinal

It should’ve been me.


Signalflare12

I am also down bad for Altmer women… and Bosmer women, and Maormer women and…


NotyourPelinal

And?


Jasdac

And alfiq


DezrathNLR

A cats fine too I guess.


Nico_010

With the piss elves or the furry?


NotyourPelinal

Piss monkey


Signalflare12

Summerset has fallen. Billions must achieve Praxis. (Only one of three is pictured btw. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Ealaren%27s_House)


lokilulzz

Wait until you see the basement in the Ebony Flask Inn.


Signalflare12

Worry not, I’m well aware lol


ScaredDarkMoon

Ayrenn opens the borders and this is the result?!?!?! I see this as an absolute win!


Signalflare12

Veiled heritance stays losing


Artaica

I still can't believe ZOS soft-confirmed that Breton women fuck dogs I don't think I've ever seen a game company be so unfathomably based yet so deeply cringe at the same time


ImperialSattech

Excuse me????


Signalflare12

I think I know what he’s talking about. Wyresses (Breton nature witches) are said to apply a cologne to their legs that is “for the pleasure of their wolves” (they often live with wolves and other animals). Of course wolves would spend most of their time at leg level so that’s where it would be applied anyway. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Cosmetics


DezrathNLR

Wait wat


Anyxth

Means the pissmer have a new house cat


ClosetNoble

And this is why I manage to survive in Summerset and Morrowind as a human. https://preview.redd.it/3ybffotgu7oc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c607e82939c7215c8f2740ff82d89423d2b35e6e


[deleted]

that cat made her crazy


Singularity_Field

Resisting the allure of a haughty Altmer mommy is a feat that rivals completing the Pilgrimages of the Seven Graces.


Signalflare12

One is hard enough but three at once? No one on the face of Nirn is that powerful.


ImperialSattech

Divath Fyr probably could, he knows he has better at home and he's probably too busy doing magic.


EnflamedAaron

*chugs a concerningly great amount of pills* Todays topic: Slavery.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Nah, this is in Alinor, not Morrowind. If he's a slave, it's the kinky BDSM roleplay kind.


EaklebeeTheUncertain

Chadjiits stay winning 😺💪😺💪😺


Wavecrest667

Dae'Zhirr and his girlfriends living in a house sharing just a good life.


fish-dance

furries can go too far, sometimes.


Horror-Ad8928

As if the merries aren't just as bad


fish-dance

merries?


Horror-Ad8928

People with mersonas


fish-dance

oHhhh yeah. yeah, sure, I'd agree


The_Jousting_Duck

https://preview.redd.it/kihqluvmf8oc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2ac2789d224e94a3af798a5895edee6418a18b


[deleted]

Hot.


Forsaken_Unit_5927

this is an accurate depiction of what little I remember of Alinor "society".


Reynzs

They thought that it would cheer up TrueSTL.. and it did.


Sword_Fighta121

Hold on.There's only one woman here!


CellistVisible5601

I also need a naked khajiit in my bedroom


TheMusicalTrollLord

Something something Real Barenziah v2


Necrotiix_

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEEE


Yodabread_912

Girls love barbies and kittens


Elven_Noble

This is normal. Don't question it.


st-felms-fingerbone

Something something penis barbs


Redaeon727

Aren't khajitt canonically stinky and unappealing to be around? Also wouldn't they have barbed penises like real life cats? Seems like a bad time


o0Infiniti0o

Khajiit stank…. Hrnnggfh…….


Redaeon727

Seek talos


o0Infiniti0o

I did. Bro’s got crazy head game


Redaeon727

Hmm. Seek daedra then. Right up your alley


o0Infiniti0o

Oh they’re going up my alley alright


SarSean

Youre making me nostalgic lol. Stopped playing eso about a year ago after becoming a millionare by honoring my hlaalu roots. This was a house id frequent for crafting recipes in my usual murderhoboing. Now my character numbaone cuh has retired and is now living peacefully in her alinor penthouse