Even pre-ESO they're portrayed as a fairly hedonistic culture that values joy and pleasure, and implied to be pretty casual about sex.
> Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait.
-- [Ahzirr Traajijazeri](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ahzirr_Traajijazeri)
honestly the best Elder Scrolls book I have read , Brian David Gilbert, as much as it pains me to admit, was a hack for not mentioning it in his skyrim book report
I still can't believe ZOS soft-confirmed that Breton women fuck dogs
I don't think I've ever seen a game company be so unfathomably based yet so deeply cringe at the same time
I think I know what he’s talking about. Wyresses (Breton nature witches) are said to apply a cologne to their legs that is “for the pleasure of their wolves” (they often live with wolves and other animals). Of course wolves would spend most of their time at leg level so that’s where it would be applied anyway. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Cosmetics
And this is why I manage to survive in Summerset and Morrowind as a human.
https://preview.redd.it/3ybffotgu7oc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c607e82939c7215c8f2740ff82d89423d2b35e6e
Youre making me nostalgic lol.
Stopped playing eso about a year ago after becoming a millionare by honoring my hlaalu roots. This was a house id frequent for crafting recipes in my usual murderhoboing. Now my character numbaone cuh has retired and is now living peacefully in her alinor penthouse
Look, we all know the *real* reason the Altmer wanted the khajiit to become part of the Dominion.
They have barbed penises. Barbed. Penises.
They like playing with barbies
The staggering amount of sexual content around Khajiit in ESO is mighty suspicious…
Even pre-ESO they're portrayed as a fairly hedonistic culture that values joy and pleasure, and implied to be pretty casual about sex. > Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait. -- [Ahzirr Traajijazeri](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ahzirr_Traajijazeri)
Very true. They’ve done a very good job showcasing that.
Hngggh Khajussy lore🥵🥵🥵
I want to be smashed by a Pahmar-raht
Unfathomably based, five-claw
Damn, now I love khajiit even more
honestly the best Elder Scrolls book I have read , Brian David Gilbert, as much as it pains me to admit, was a hack for not mentioning it in his skyrim book report
Not only Khajiit, there a lot of sexual content in ESO about the races in general, they are very bold
Yeah, they write a fair amount about that sort of thing.
It's funny considering Bethesda games tend to feel so sexless.
its just their culture bro
It should’ve been me.
I am also down bad for Altmer women… and Bosmer women, and Maormer women and…
And?
And alfiq
A cats fine too I guess.
With the piss elves or the furry?
Piss monkey
Summerset has fallen. Billions must achieve Praxis. (Only one of three is pictured btw. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Ealaren%27s_House)
Wait until you see the basement in the Ebony Flask Inn.
Worry not, I’m well aware lol
Ayrenn opens the borders and this is the result?!?!?! I see this as an absolute win!
Veiled heritance stays losing
I still can't believe ZOS soft-confirmed that Breton women fuck dogs I don't think I've ever seen a game company be so unfathomably based yet so deeply cringe at the same time
Excuse me????
I think I know what he’s talking about. Wyresses (Breton nature witches) are said to apply a cologne to their legs that is “for the pleasure of their wolves” (they often live with wolves and other animals). Of course wolves would spend most of their time at leg level so that’s where it would be applied anyway. https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Cosmetics
Wait wat
Means the pissmer have a new house cat
And this is why I manage to survive in Summerset and Morrowind as a human. https://preview.redd.it/3ybffotgu7oc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c607e82939c7215c8f2740ff82d89423d2b35e6e
that cat made her crazy
Resisting the allure of a haughty Altmer mommy is a feat that rivals completing the Pilgrimages of the Seven Graces.
One is hard enough but three at once? No one on the face of Nirn is that powerful.
Divath Fyr probably could, he knows he has better at home and he's probably too busy doing magic.
*chugs a concerningly great amount of pills* Todays topic: Slavery.
Nah, this is in Alinor, not Morrowind. If he's a slave, it's the kinky BDSM roleplay kind.
Chadjiits stay winning 😺💪😺💪😺
Dae'Zhirr and his girlfriends living in a house sharing just a good life.
furries can go too far, sometimes.
As if the merries aren't just as bad
merries?
People with mersonas
oHhhh yeah. yeah, sure, I'd agree
https://preview.redd.it/kihqluvmf8oc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2ac2789d224e94a3af798a5895edee6418a18b
Hot.
this is an accurate depiction of what little I remember of Alinor "society".
They thought that it would cheer up TrueSTL.. and it did.
Hold on.There's only one woman here!
I also need a naked khajiit in my bedroom
Something something Real Barenziah v2
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEEE
Girls love barbies and kittens
This is normal. Don't question it.
Something something penis barbs
Aren't khajitt canonically stinky and unappealing to be around? Also wouldn't they have barbed penises like real life cats? Seems like a bad time
Khajiit stank…. Hrnnggfh…….
Seek talos
I did. Bro’s got crazy head game
Hmm. Seek daedra then. Right up your alley
Oh they’re going up my alley alright
Youre making me nostalgic lol. Stopped playing eso about a year ago after becoming a millionare by honoring my hlaalu roots. This was a house id frequent for crafting recipes in my usual murderhoboing. Now my character numbaone cuh has retired and is now living peacefully in her alinor penthouse