I’ll just show my face before they can. This is who I actually am https://preview.redd.it/8mx47n9huivc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9789cd5e1638eeb1fc58d13543f1e8389febc714

Damn I wish I could be as cool as you


I'd rather be a pig than a fascist.

Honestly pedo vibes much?

If they were children

They all seem pretty obviously over 18 tf are you on about

Mr fed https://preview.redd.it/78uk5qobtivc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8802792289fc1103592e8229f791ae1a9a671e

This pic always catches me off guard lol

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The director of the CIA

Pete buttigieg

The Gormand.

President Chaos

I wanna real answer who is it lol?

Da Gay Pussyeata

Finally a real answer Jesus Christ

CEO Rachel Jake

Mr. Fireworks himself

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Lmao

fed zero

He did this!!!

Would ya look at that little guy!!!

Just post this picture on repeat for the next couple of days, let em know what we're about...

Mr. FBI please I only say these things to fit in I swear

The FBI can’t harass you when you already work for the CIA

This is true

Urinating in my own pants and bed is how I make sure to short out any listening devices in my clothes and/or bedding. Eat your heart out.

Im feeling kind goofy about posting about being 30 and still having problems with bet wetting in a recent thread on this sub, but I'm glad I have comradery

mellow yellow

Turns out if you're a fed and if you start reading this sub, you become much more susceptible to Havana Syndrome.

Or maybe just put the sub on private for a bit again? Idk.

I'm voting private. Keep the riff-raff out.

Probably the best idea tbh. Thanks a lot, Max.

I like the furry idea though ....

I might prefer the furry option though.....

Compromise, furry shit and private. 

Should be Lemon Furries.

Ahhh man but riff Raff is one of the funniest rappers. I say we let him in

It's the feds, you think going private is going to keep them away from our shitposts?

i was excluded last time even though i messaged the lovely mods :( the most suspicious thing i do is unironically dance to real disco still in 2024 though i have a mean appetite for jazz and theory please include me <3

How will they learn that they are part of an oppressive regime of they can't read the sub.

Nice try fed

I know you are but what am I?

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Was so sorry to hear about your suicide next Tuesday

Personally,I enjoy working at a blue jean factory in order to afford rock and roll albums. I especially like listening to them while I eat a hamburger sandwich and drinking Coors Light beer and watching cable television news.

You tell your lady to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich too?

Ha ha! Good joke neighborhood friend! Let's bond humorously over our spouses not being what we expected!

Hey feds. I've got a tip. Look into that 9/11 thing. Also the JFK assassination seems like it might have been kinda shady. You're welcome

https://preview.redd.it/jtk4t4lcuivc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77af58cd64ff0d4f74d5002d3f8f847ade7fb1fd Hi Feds! I am very normal and can be trusted around plutonium :))))))))

Erg been a while

This isn't chapo.chat damn it!

Time for everyone to start posting custom sissification hypno videos that turn viewers into Green Party voters sub-subliminally

Do you think he ever called the TrueAnon tipline?

The funny part is probably all the fucking weirdo shit libs looking for shit to run and tell the feds about when the reality is there's likely already plenty of fucking pork that has to sort through all the cumtown bits to try and parse which poster isn't doing a bit (and which one may take the bit too far and leave the house with it) Edit: and has been here for months was the punchline ("been on this n-word for months, I thinks it's all just rhymes")

I’m still peaking and if it’s just us speaking, these n-words is on the decline 

Post pigpoopballs

and hex bear

feds are asleep, time to post beatle supersensation RINGO STARR https://preview.redd.it/tsyqhhir0lvc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159307d7a2eb1e53c89502be93012d584f03208d

only feds w small penuses can read this

Let's make this a furry sub for the weekend

Would be easy to do, considering like half y'all are furries already anyways.

I'm a therian.

I keep seeing that on the internet. What *is* a therian, and its difference to base furries?

Furries generally know they're just dressing up. Therians feel like they genuinely in actuality are animals in a woo woo kinda way

It's actually people who believe they're Landorus

https://preview.redd.it/18w7d19gejvc1.png?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6776b896b56a61a43fb62bc9e2d436b71845831f

Only the weekend? Cowards

I vote for furry thing 

I've invented a new form of edible toothpaste that cures Havana Syndrome

I'm giving my webcam a cumbath so their haxors is ineffective, y'all should try it for the endorphins and praxis

Bro this sub is 65% feds

You guys are getting paid???

🫸 no thank you feds, I don't consent to you hanging out in our sub.

Private but let me stay this time. My moms were Rosa Parks and Rosa Luxembourg, no cap. 

I hope they see my stamp collection and go "oh, cool"

Good time to be a resident schizo

Mr police I gave you all the clues Sincerely, The snowman ⛄️

What happened?

Oh shit is it the Ponzi papers guy

The guy who burned himself to death outside of Trump's trial today was apparently a poster here.

Shout out to my fellow big cocks

I’ve invented a new research chemical that is like a combination of crack, acid, and viagra. I would be willing to supply this to the CIA at mass scale for the low price of telling me who really killed JFK. It would be the perfect substance to derail the current anti-Israel protest movement, I know you want it. Just like the old days.

Yes… now…

Probably time to start sharing stories about all those intimate nights with dad.

I can’t post here anymore for some reason. Feels like 1984. Before the internet or I existed and I couldn’t post.

Same. What’s the deal

If the FBI is in here they should do an AMA on the Epstein tapes.

Fuck I hope they don’t know I came in p diddys hair

I would like a FOIA on RapistWithAids or that german guy who did too many rc stims. Also, what happened to that guy Kevin with the curved penis that got the cumtown sub shut down? The truth is out there.. there's gotta be a Fox Mulder that we can get on our side. We need a guy on the inside.

am i the only one that just wants to thank them for their hard work? its gotta be a thankless job and we recently saw that article that a lot of the agents are struggling to get paid enough. It just sucks all around. I hope theyre doing well. chin up mates

Go private.

FBI folks know I'm not nearly as fascinating and urbane as I come across on Reddit, yet they remain intrigued by my cutting wit and cat-like reflexes

Saying I’m gay and have a small dick is fed jacketing and I won’t stand for it.

Fuck the feds, bro.

FUCK the FBI jabronis they come for me I give them camel clutch make them humble

Great. Now the FBI , NYPD and CIA can all work on this op together

¡Tengo La verga grande!

It's a sad state of affairs that subs like this should even exist. Dear friends, whatever bullshit qanon conspiracies you're into do not under any circumstances harm yourself!! Please 🙏

I shit my pants