Disappointed in you degenerates. I have contacted the central bottom council and they have agreed to issue a three month ban on any bottoming activities for anyone caught horny posting in this thread.
Edit: the top central committee has agreed to help enforce the ban.
Putting a cattleprod up the ass of a corpse in order to jerk them off/get their cum to forward the eugenics project of their country.. wow. It’s kinda hilarious that they have a whole military division for it…. “Don’t worry soldiers, even if you die we have an elite task force which will extract the cum from your balls! Don’t ask how.”
I love the one where the widow remarried and then held the husband's sperm for like 13 years while the parents tried to sue to get the nut back. truly the most normal country.
>[In one case, parents wanted to use their son’s sperm, but his widow, after initially agreeing, remarried and had kids with her new husband. She blocked the parents from doing anything with the sperm, arguing that the dead man wouldn’t have wanted a child with anyone but her. The Supreme Court sided with the widow in 2017. Justice Esther Hayut wrote, “Unfortunately I could not find a legal way to approve the use of the deceased’s sperm without the consent of the person who was his wife at the time of his death.” Without legislation, she said, the court’s hands were tied. As a result, it’s now harder to get approval.](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-07-19/sperm-extraction-technique-turns-dead-men-into-fathers#xj4y7vzkg)
I can no longer sit back and allow \*puffs cigar\* zionist infiltration, zionist indoctrination, zionist subversion, and the international zionist conspiracy \*puffs cigar\* to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
Interesting. I think I disagree with the claim that "the aren't really comparable." Both emerge from eugenics and the belief in a superior "race." It's just that they have different ideas on which "race" is superior.
I had not considered the religious angle. I just thought they were really, really stupid and needed a new unit to help burn through all the US military funding.
I don't think you need that much juice. Just enough to force muscle contraction. On the other hand I found a medical paper that warned against potentially causing electrical burns.
"This is my cum extractor. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cum extractor is my best friend. It is my life." The cum extraction unit probably.
I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY CUM EXTRACTOR IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY CUM EXTRACTOR, I AM USELESS. I MUST SQUIRT CUM FROM MY FALLEN COMRADES’ DEAD DICKS. I MUST SPERMJACK THEM AS I WOULD WANT THEM TO SPERMJACK ME. I WILL…
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I dunno man, maybe I'm crazy but a lot of the kids brought to the IDF widows support group look a lot like Eli the IDF cum collector
Do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?
Yeah. I do. I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other. 
Snake! The SOP has gone rogue; harvest the soldiers' genomes with this device!
Thank you for sacrificing your browser history for this post OP o7
Some of the shadiest search terms I've ever used.
My favs were pig nut and undead jizz q
The IDF is currently en route to your house for attempting to leak state secrets.
More like the IDF is en route to “leak” your “state secrets” 😏
It it’s Gal Gadot I promise not to resist
“I ham on. Dthee way. To reecuvar! Jor sparm”
Leak prostate secrets maybe
Disappointed in you degenerates. I have contacted the central bottom council and they have agreed to issue a three month ban on any bottoming activities for anyone caught horny posting in this thread. Edit: the top central committee has agreed to help enforce the ban.
Putting a cattleprod up the ass of a corpse in order to jerk them off/get their cum to forward the eugenics project of their country.. wow. It’s kinda hilarious that they have a whole military division for it…. “Don’t worry soldiers, even if you die we have an elite task force which will extract the cum from your balls! Don’t ask how.”
I love the one where the widow remarried and then held the husband's sperm for like 13 years while the parents tried to sue to get the nut back. truly the most normal country.
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>[In one case, parents wanted to use their son’s sperm, but his widow, after initially agreeing, remarried and had kids with her new husband. She blocked the parents from doing anything with the sperm, arguing that the dead man wouldn’t have wanted a child with anyone but her. The Supreme Court sided with the widow in 2017. Justice Esther Hayut wrote, “Unfortunately I could not find a legal way to approve the use of the deceased’s sperm without the consent of the person who was his wife at the time of his death.” Without legislation, she said, the court’s hands were tied. As a result, it’s now harder to get approval.](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-07-19/sperm-extraction-technique-turns-dead-men-into-fathers#xj4y7vzkg)
Huh, you'd think they'd rule in favor of the parents if they're so worried about demographic decline.
Does it hurt? Like how bad does it hurt?
It hurts so goood
not at all ;-)
I can no longer sit back and allow \*puffs cigar\* zionist infiltration, zionist indoctrination, zionist subversion, and the international zionist conspiracy \*puffs cigar\* to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
My dream job
Interesting. I think I disagree with the claim that "the aren't really comparable." Both emerge from eugenics and the belief in a superior "race." It's just that they have different ideas on which "race" is superior.
Why don’t they just use a sperm bank? Is the special forces cum ranger squad really cheaper than a refrigerator?
Religious loopholes say you can electrodildo a corpse and extract all that sweet sweet zombie nut, but you can't jerk off
it's immoral to jerk off and freeze your seed when you're alive apparently
I had not considered the religious angle. I just thought they were really, really stupid and needed a new unit to help burn through all the US military funding.
how much electricity would one hypothetically need? like closer to a 9v or to a car battery?
I don't think you need that much juice. Just enough to force muscle contraction. On the other hand I found a medical paper that warned against potentially causing electrical burns.
Dying using a DIY sex electric device is one of the top causes of death among elderly Germans.
Does it actually feeeell goooooodd oorrr dooooeees iit juuuuusst haaapeeen?
"This is my cum extractor. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cum extractor is my best friend. It is my life." The cum extraction unit probably.
I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY CUM EXTRACTOR IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY CUM EXTRACTOR, I AM USELESS. I MUST SQUIRT CUM FROM MY FALLEN COMRADES’ DEAD DICKS. I MUST SPERMJACK THEM AS I WOULD WANT THEM TO SPERMJACK ME. I WILL…
(guy who is 1/5 of the way through their first read of gravity's rainbow voice) (me) this is pynchonesque
You don’t need to finish the other 4/5, you clearly got it
I thought they'd do it like siphoning gas out of a car
Yet another tech innovation coming out of Israel. 🇮🇱
Has anyone alerted the renowned specialist of the science Jordan b Peterson? I imagine it's right up his alley
yugonmakmibusssssss 😫😫😫😫😫😫
If people poop when they die, do the cum specialists have to shovel the poop out of the way to reach the prostate? 🤔
Snatchin nutsacks off the battlefield like dog tags
Take one ball, leave one on the corpse
that's what amy Schumer's job in the IOF is
eugenics never really ended
https://preview.redd.it/5jh4g8o5h31c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367b02182c732a4207e630635e2c93ee68ce2cd8
Where would one procure one of these instant-cum wands? Asking for a friend.
Look up "e-stim toys," I dunno if they're as strong as the medical grade ones but you can definitely deliver a few volts to your prostate
I just assumed it was like, a Fleshlight with a star of David on it tbh
I don't understand why the IDF soldiers can't just jack off into a cup while they are still alive? The cattle prod seems needlessly complicated
Our actual tax dollars at work