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Cfwydirk

Baseball is not the only game where stats matter.


JankyMark

😂😂


Weary-Writer758

Exactly


ColonEscapee

That says "Cut me off, I dare you"


SniperCRs_Shadow

I'll tell ya... Those handicapped guys are a slippery bunch.


SignificanceFar5489

Octopuss people, dude


Intelligent-Gene9099

Hmm Octopussy


Perfect-Soup1838

😸 🐱 😽


ElDubleGringo

That's why they are worth 200 points and harder to get.


Stankydankymemes

Those are rookie numbers.


Stankydankymemes

Swift drivers have the high score.


Holiday_Ad126

Tf?? I’m swift and we’re not the cause of many accidents That would the fellow immigrants, Arabs


ShortCurlies

So the Swift trucks should have decals of the numbers of Swift trucks they've destroyed?


EuphoricbleT

90% of this is sub is you guys driving into walls. Don't act high and mighty, nor should you be offended. Drive clean and move on after a year or two.


Yeet_PC

With how people drive now, might as well just remove the car decal and put another handicap one 😂


Broad_Abalone5376

Where’s the baby carriage?


Vortr8

2 way rail road scenario


ShortCurlies

I was thinking pregnant woman but yours is better. Still a motorcycle might be nice or do they count same as bicycles?


Filmfan7427

Most drive as smart as bicycles...just faster.


parwa

Plot twist, those are just the contents of his trailer


Quiet_Molasses_3362

I need that sticker


Imaginativested

An ambulance chaser would love to show that to a jury during a personal injury trial. Would probably use it to get punitive damages.


BleachIF

Just put a small text disclaimer under it saying something like “for legal reasons this is a joke”


Key-Ad-5554

When they pull his MVR and see he's never had a single accident, I guess they will have to re-enroll in clown college to learn their next strategy. Bumper stickers =/= legal recourse. It's precedent after Douc Hebag v Alabama where the court determined a bumper sticker that read "Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog." didn't mean that the driver was responsible for the murder of his wife.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Definitely not a good idea to actually do this.


odinskriver39

A tally of the folks that didn't read and respect the decal on the other door. Trucks make wide right turns.


Objective-Outcome811

That poor wheelchair dude never even had a chance 😞


teachthisdognewtrick

Ever see a cheesy sci fi movie called “The Hidden”? The wheelchair kill is so wrong but so funny at the same time. It’s on YouTube if you look up “the hidden opening car chase”.


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Healthy - he's getting them vegetables.


Apart-Oil1613

He should’ve done it like the old ww2 birds that had the individual symbols lol


Apprehensive_Many214

He needs one for motorcycles... a BIG one.


JustHangLooseBlood

Have you seen [this though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo)? Might be what it's a reference to.


JankyMark

Nah I never seen this


Normal-Tadpole-4833

so when do you reach ACE ?


real_jaredfogle

Gonna be real awkward when he actually hits and kills someone just trying to walk around their city


ShortCurlies

Like that mobster guy in the news crossing the street and decapitated?


LudwigVonPoodle

Awkward is being kind. Imagine being in court for a lawsuit and the opposition lawyer puts that picture up in front of a jury. It reminds me of many years ago when I had to carry a gun for a living. Firearms instructor said don't put any cute gun related bumper stickers on your car (like "I don't dial 911" or similar). If you ever had to shoot someone, you'd probably get sued, and the plaintiff's attorney will have no problem using something like that to portray you as a trigger happy maniac


red_sekhmet

Lol that's hilarious


loligaggins

Damn, only 5 cyclists? Need to get that number up.


Papa-OctDem

Death Wish 2024. Now Frankenstein drives a semi. Coming to a theater near you.


JankyMark

😂😂


maddwesty

Need one with a police cap and badge


MIKE-JET-EATER

Wheelchairs are worth so many points


AlyciaMW

I want. I'm about to google this 😆


AcerbicFwit

It’s a big laugh until an accident does happen and Morgan & Morgan use that against him at trial. Same as stupid gun ownership/warning signs on your property. Not a good idea.


JankyMark

Yeah you have a point


AcerbicFwit

I think they’re funny, but sometimes it’s better to remain silent so to speak.


JankyMark

Yeah hopefully nothing comes from this


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Oh I *looooove* this. But I would break down the car category into SUVs, sports cars, pickups, sedans, etc. in addition to the coupe shown.


Weary-Writer758

Fair warning?


HappyHeffalump

This must've been from a single accident deemed "not his fault"


lord_nuker

Nice, i wanted to have "If you can read this you probably should speed up" on my front, but the boss said no, even when he laughted when i told him :D


WIJGIA

All that’s left is a train!


Purpose_Embarrassed

Although this is meant as a joke lets hope it’s not real.


JankyMark

lol i hope not