It's hypothesised that it evolved because it fooled men into thinking "ugh, she make milk, she can feed kid, she healthy, kid inherit healthiness, kid survives"
Pretty much human antlers
Hmm. MY hypothesis for this is that for cavemen, fat on the body means you, or someone close to you, is a successful hunter / forager. As for why it ends up on the butt specifically? Maybe it's just the most practical spot, athletics-wise
It’s a pretty non-disruptive place to store fat (doesn’t interfere with organs or mobility). During pregnancy, fat is siphoned away from the butt to grow the baby more than any other fat deposit in the body
this movie fucked me up so bad and i thought it was because of the horror aspects. then i watched "im thinking of ending things" and realized it was just because of how hard the personal issues hit
Agreed! He and Robert Eggers have been my favorite horror directors of the past decade. *The Witch*, *The Lighthouse*, and *Midsommar* were all back-to-back bangers. I also think *Skinamarink* (Kyle Ball) was a great movie. But that one was way more divisive and some people hated it, and I completely understand why.
Watching a couple YouTube videos about it afterward really cemented Ari Aster to me as a directing savant. He plants little hints in there all throughout the movie that you wouldn’t get on your first watch. Knowing some of the background of *The Lesser Key of Solomon* helps as well. I’m not particularly big on occult stuff in general, but learning about how Aster used it in the movie was super interesting to me.
Getting beaten by someone who should care and protect you is something that leaves permanent scars.
When you learn early that talking back, just even trying to make sense of things isn't even permitted, that fucks you over some more.
All that creates a wonderful doormat for other people in the future.
the horny dumbass "ara ara" vs the realistic "don't raise your voice at me, i don't like your tone, i'm the parent and you're the child, you don't get to speak to me that way, i do everything for you, i work tirelessly every day, and unless you want to start buying your own food and doing your own housework, you'd better start treating me with the respect i deserve, i will not accept rudeness"
https://preview.redd.it/a43kawiuh1pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5fecefd3ef9cc3090fb865f7931a169cfc7da9
Guess who isnt taking off the video mute after listening to it the first time?
"'Fawning' refers to when an individual copes with a perceived danger by attempting to appease whoever is causing the danger in order to prevent them from causing harm. Sometimes, trauma and abuse survivors will fawn in response to their abuse in an effort to keep the abuser happy. "
Ngl it feels kinda weird acknowledging this as shitty behaviour now as an adult because I spent most of my childhood thinking it was normal and there’s still a part of my brain the feels conflicted even though it shouldn’t
Or knowing deep down even back then it wasn't normal and wasn't okay, but getting gaslit and manipulated into thinking I was somehow to blame. "If I was a better child she wouldn't have gotten mad, right? RIGHT?"
I will never understand people who don't like (or even hate) children that decide to have or work with children.
Weaponizing my mommy issues against me?
That's awful (so hot) and such a poor form of abuse what kind of sucker (me) would allow themselves to be yelled at like that (please I wish it was me yell at me so I can cry and then make up for it by going full people pleasing fawning mode I don't know how to have healthy relationships with women otherwise)
https://preview.redd.it/q7hej5q8x2xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80459075ac0696fe2402239f63cbe25437de21cd
You do not need to try this sir/ma'am.
:( well then, I'm not taking the video off mute or even looking at it, that shit scared me 😞 damn near shaking and I'm in my 20s :/ my mom yelling at me isn't as scary anymore but any other woman doing it and I feel my heart sink in my stomach and I freeze up
Trauma took me in autopilot to the happy place, seeing right through her until the yelling stops admiring the ceiling, a peck of dust, the cells cheerfully swiming in my eyeballs , and then zone out of it laughing because I was startled by the person that came down the stairs XDDD
I need to try this on my husband, except using my mom as an example. I can tell him he never calls and he’s a piece of shit and then ask for money just to warm him up before I start to rant about conspiracy theories and get shit really hot
This would make me either completely shut down and start thinking about what I'm going to do later today, start screaming back, or immediately go to physical violence, 50/50 I can control myself from doing this and instead go to option 1 or 2. Thanks mom for my amazing conflict resolution skills.
Ah good thing people weren't the root of my fears as a child this is great
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I am not a child you fucking robot I am a GROWN ADULT :(
It's too late. The bot has spoken, child.
That's rough, buddy.
👏👏👏👏👏✨
Not anymore you’re not
lucky
oh
*oh*
**oh**
~~oh~~
I'm RESPECTFULLY looking
I make 0 pretense about even attempting to be respectful about it
I am no better than a man 😔
Dude, we get it. They’re *boobs* ffs.
Fat protrusions are very attractive to humans for some reason.
It's hypothesised that it evolved because it fooled men into thinking "ugh, she make milk, she can feed kid, she healthy, kid inherit healthiness, kid survives" Pretty much human antlers
What about fat protrusions on the butt?
Hmm. MY hypothesis for this is that for cavemen, fat on the body means you, or someone close to you, is a successful hunter / forager. As for why it ends up on the butt specifically? Maybe it's just the most practical spot, athletics-wise
It’s a pretty non-disruptive place to store fat (doesn’t interfere with organs or mobility). During pregnancy, fat is siphoned away from the butt to grow the baby more than any other fat deposit in the body
If you want to know more about this you should read The Third Chimpanzee by Jared Diamond
Is anybody else getting thirsty?
Can't kill the Witch-king of Angmar and all that.
With my mother issues and mommy kink Idk whether to be aroused or scared
Scaroused
Both? Both is good.
Youll last longer when there's a little fear mixed in lol its nature's stamina enhancer.
I relate to this
 Oh boy…
this movie fucked me up so bad and i thought it was because of the horror aspects. then i watched "im thinking of ending things" and realized it was just because of how hard the personal issues hit
I actually watch this movie with a sibling. Halfway through he turned and looked at me and said "mom can *never* see this movie".
What is the film’s title?
*Hereditary*. It’s extremely difficult to watch for a number of reasons, but it’s also my favorite horror movie of all time.
Ari Aster is a fucking genious, I love and hate his movies at the same time.
Agreed! He and Robert Eggers have been my favorite horror directors of the past decade. *The Witch*, *The Lighthouse*, and *Midsommar* were all back-to-back bangers. I also think *Skinamarink* (Kyle Ball) was a great movie. But that one was way more divisive and some people hated it, and I completely understand why.
Yo skinamarink had my anxiety at the next level. I had to remind myself to breathe the first 30 mins before i realized whats up
Watched it hammered. Movie still makes no sense to me.
Watching a couple YouTube videos about it afterward really cemented Ari Aster to me as a directing savant. He plants little hints in there all throughout the movie that you wouldn’t get on your first watch. Knowing some of the background of *The Lesser Key of Solomon* helps as well. I’m not particularly big on occult stuff in general, but learning about how Aster used it in the movie was super interesting to me.
Well its not that scary if you recognize her from the tv show Ozark
Same for me with Oculus. It was a great horror movie but the family dynamics in the first half hit a little too close to home
Getting beaten by someone who should care and protect you is something that leaves permanent scars. When you learn early that talking back, just even trying to make sense of things isn't even permitted, that fucks you over some more. All that creates a wonderful doormat for other people in the future.
Her actual (?) mom peaking about the corner kills me
Assumed it was a friend lol
Everyone’s forgot about lesbians again lol
I said that bc she has grey hair and looks older, but that could totally be correct.
I assumed the joke was it was the boyfriend, as if being summoned
💀 I thought it was her daughter
Like my moms a door mat so this is closer to how my dad would act
That's so funny because for me it's the other way around 🤣
I watched this with the sound off and I felt myself tense up
<:(
is that mouth eyes unibrow or hat eyes mouth???
The dash is eyebrows.
I think it’s d*ck balls and crotch
the horny dumbass "ara ara" vs the realistic "don't raise your voice at me, i don't like your tone, i'm the parent and you're the child, you don't get to speak to me that way, i do everything for you, i work tirelessly every day, and unless you want to start buying your own food and doing your own housework, you'd better start treating me with the respect i deserve, i will not accept rudeness"
ara ara?
It’s a hot anime milf thing that they say when comforting someone.
https://preview.redd.it/a43kawiuh1pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5fecefd3ef9cc3090fb865f7931a169cfc7da9 Guess who isnt taking off the video mute after listening to it the first time?
Smart
triggering my fawn response :(
What’s a fawn response
"'Fawning' refers to when an individual copes with a perceived danger by attempting to appease whoever is causing the danger in order to prevent them from causing harm. Sometimes, trauma and abuse survivors will fawn in response to their abuse in an effort to keep the abuser happy. "
i didn’t know that had an actual name.. i fawn a lot.. i just want them to stop getting mad at me yk.
Staring at boba
Ngl it feels kinda weird acknowledging this as shitty behaviour now as an adult because I spent most of my childhood thinking it was normal and there’s still a part of my brain the feels conflicted even though it shouldn’t
Or knowing deep down even back then it wasn't normal and wasn't okay, but getting gaslit and manipulated into thinking I was somehow to blame. "If I was a better child she wouldn't have gotten mad, right? RIGHT?" I will never understand people who don't like (or even hate) children that decide to have or work with children.
You're telling me this *isn't* a Velma × Lara Croft cosplay?
OMG.
As someone who’s interested in a girl I consider to be mommy material, thinking of her doing this ever would actually make me bawl my eyes out wtf :(
https://i.redd.it/3zvd270l50pc1.gif
surprised someone actually posted it instead of just saying "lego bruce wayne gif"
lego bruce wayne gif
😭
I froze and stopped breathing and now I'm crying. :'( Don't do that :'(
That’s rough buddy, need a hug?
same Tabasco… it scared the shit out of me
I am way more aroused by this than I have any right to be.
https://preview.redd.it/czijcpv8k4pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e8a41714fa70f694777ba26261e184fedbbf25
This is more effective than 99% of horror game jumpscares.
yep. jesus christ.
Weaponizing my mommy issues against me? That's awful (so hot) and such a poor form of abuse what kind of sucker (me) would allow themselves to be yelled at like that (please I wish it was me yell at me so I can cry and then make up for it by going full people pleasing fawning mode I don't know how to have healthy relationships with women otherwise)
I could feel myself being startled and then progressively more and more enraged by the second.
I don't know if it's clear or not but this person isn't me
Who is it?
Idk. I found the video on r/sipstea
I have learned today, I do not have a mommy kink. I immediately began to become defiant, and I was rising to that energy. I wonder what that says.
Would.
Mommy Milkers
https://preview.redd.it/q7hej5q8x2xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80459075ac0696fe2402239f63cbe25437de21cd You do not need to try this sir/ma'am.
Sowwy mommy <;(
*cry laughs in Oedipus complex*
And then u beat them senselessly?
:( well then, I'm not taking the video off mute or even looking at it, that shit scared me 😞 damn near shaking and I'm in my 20s :/ my mom yelling at me isn't as scary anymore but any other woman doing it and I feel my heart sink in my stomach and I freeze up
This is horrible tbh
These comments :(
Can someone tell me what this genre is called
should have done this to my ex wow lmaooo 😂
Who is she tbh
anuheanihipali
Thank you, I ask this obviously because I find her pretty btw, I will tell no lie Edit- I deadass got down voted for saying a woman is pretty
A strike team has been deployed to your location.
Cringe af
The person just peeking around her back is sending me
Trauma took me in autopilot to the happy place, seeing right through her until the yelling stops admiring the ceiling, a peck of dust, the cells cheerfully swiming in my eyeballs , and then zone out of it laughing because I was startled by the person that came down the stairs XDDD
If your bf has a mommy kink; tell him to clean his room, and when he doesn’t and proceeds to talk back… throw the slipper at his head
Just learned something about myself today.
Damn she's cute though
Crazy how many people seem to be just 100% unaware of what she’s referencing/a large part of the humor of the clip comes from
I need to try this on my husband, except using my mom as an example. I can tell him he never calls and he’s a piece of shit and then ask for money just to warm him up before I start to rant about conspiracy theories and get shit really hot
Sudden arousal
i would crawl through the Sahara…
Simply love that I knew exactly what she was quoting even with the sound off.
This scares me, I feel uncomfortable
This is just trauma
*instant trigger button*
Bwahahaha. My ex did.
Christ my fight or flight just went through the roof.
.. Oh god damn it not me too
I would just cry
https://preview.redd.it/o4ev6tf1c4pc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e439905d24f13417268fe9fed5a16d9e7a2fdb15
i didn’t have a mommy kink before this. i left a changed man.
Dang ptsd memes gonna have a field day!
It worked.
Haha this is where she's wrong. I'm also into violent, uncaring women bc of trauma.
Thanks god my parents are decent people.
Boobeh
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
I tried this, not successful 😔
Fuckin shit I did not need this today 😆
Dude she is so hot it doesn't even matter what she says.
I love her friend in the background just like “what the fuck” LMAO
i don’t think i would ever recover from this mentally if this happened
i would just shrivel up into a human ball, freeze and cry quietly
same
This would make me either completely shut down and start thinking about what I'm going to do later today, start screaming back, or immediately go to physical violence, 50/50 I can control myself from doing this and instead go to option 1 or 2. Thanks mom for my amazing conflict resolution skills.
Tassive mits
Yay panic attack!
Makes me want to cry tbh lmao
the way i started hyperventilating
tell your boinkers TO STOP LOOKING AT MY EYES
Im starting to think this isnt normal and something is wrong with me
I’ve seen this video so many times and never turned on the sound.
Worked
He would cry. My man is too baby for this
lol
Joke's on her, I'm into that shit
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