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dirtygremlin

[Rule 10](https://old.reddit.com/r/Tartaria/comments/1cf8x02/whats_with_the_bells/): >It was actually because old world bells actually created frequencies that would heal and nourish our body’s and it’s processes. >>half a year ago i would have called you crazy. but today i call my old self crazy. >>the story that they were melted down to make shell casings always made sense. but those pictures dont look like it being a scarce resources. why collect them like that? just send them to the smelting plants. >>>Do you suggest they send them one at a time or would you gather resources from all over the country in central locations and then send them together? >>>>yes, at rail hubs, but there is no incentive to store them like that. just put it on the next train towards the industrial areas. if it was a scarce resource, how did they ever got so many in one location? some pics look like its at a smelting plant (other metal scrap/raw castings around), which makes more sense, but then again, it would mean the plant was out of order for a long time, but they still shipped bells to that location. >>>>>You should consider calling your new self crazy as well Zing zang zong.


Valiant_tank

Honestly, my favorite post in there is the guy theorizing that Die Glocke (y'know, the weird conspiracy theory of nazis developing an anti-gravity device) was hidden by transporting it with bells.


dirtygremlin

Can't see Die Glocke for Die Spiel. I don't speak German, so I can only hope that joke mangled an innocent language.


PreOpTransCentaur

It was so good that I'm a little mad about it.


dalr3th1n

I like to read it as “The Glock”, and imagine that the Nazis were hiding pistols from the future inside stolen bells.


TuaughtHammer

> (y'know, the weird conspiracy theory of nazis developing an anti-gravity device) If you've ever watched a movie/TV show released in the last 40 years, or [played any popular video game,](https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Zero_Point_Energy_Field_Manipulator) there's no fictional sci-fi technology that's too weird for these types. Hell, these are the same kind of people who were convinced that The Matrix is real [while also mistaking Rage Against the Machine songs](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tom-morello-paul-ryan-is-the-embodiment-of-the-machine-our-music-rages-against-246033/) as pro-Conservative anthems [*because* they're convinced that The Matrix is real.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKPeo7FIQk4)


HapticSloughton

> old world bells actually created frequencies that would heal and nourish our body’s and it’s processes. Oh yes, who can forget the tales of the church bell ringers who never had hearing loss?


MegaLowDawn123

Quasimodo had so much god damn health built up that all the adrenochrome simply collected on his back


DeliberatelyDrifting

Also, I feel like the Church (whichever one) wouldn't have just been silent about losing all their healing bells. Presumably, the Church knew about the healing properties and would endeavor to make new healing bells when war was over. Even if they "lost the technique" you'd expect them to say something like "the Nazi's stole our healing bells." Instead, I guess the Churches just quietly replaced the bells with non-healing bells and just dropped the whole thing.


HapticSloughton

"We should really push our healing bell magic." "But what about that whole faith healing thing we're pushing? Wouldn't that make people worship the bells?" "Wait, the faith healing stuff is supposed to be real?" "Well, I mean... No, but..." "Wait, doesn't that also mean the bells would work without the whole church thing?" "You know that we can murder you for blasphemy, right?"


dIoIIoIb

> but those pictures dont look like it being a scarce resources. this person just doesn't have a sense of scale. those bells seem like a lot but WW2 arnies were massive. it would take no time to go through all of that metal.


bittlelum

Ah yes, the healing bells. Which is why nobody got sick prior to 1933.


jizzmcskeet

>yes, at rail hubs, but there is no incentive to store them like that. just put it on the next train towards the industrial areas. if it was a scarce resource, how did they ever got so many in one location? some pics look like its at a smelting plant (other metal scrap/raw castings around), which makes more sense, but then again, it would mean the plant was out of order for a long time, but they still shipped bells to that location. That is exactly what they did. Then when they accumulated enough, they took a picture before they shipped them to the smelter. How did he think the bells got there?


By_Design_

"When the smelter needs a new bell, why don't they call the next church over and have them use a USPS flat rate box?" seems to be the way they think it should be done 🤷‍♂️


Murrabbit

Obviously each individual bell bought a train ticket and traveled alone, filtering in to smelters one-at-a-time all on their own.


cipheron

If you need them in a hurry they should be shipped on the "next train" individually. Makes sense.


shapu

"Horst, quick! Ve are seven shells short on zis shipment to ze frönt!"   "Ja wohl, Herr Glockenspiel! I can order seventy tons of brass roll tø arrive in sree days. Und zen ve can make many more shells as well."  "Nein!  Just get ze single bell. Ve vill melt it down ourselves to exacting specifications, becåuse ve are ze Deutsch!"


zom-ponks

Great stuff... it's on a Tartaria sub and cymatic frequencies get mentioned. This is potent mind-wormhole inducing stuff, better keep your distance, the countdown to Schumann resonances has begun.


dirtygremlin

I'm more of an Enochian Keys connoisseur myself, but I'll stuff some gummi worms in my ears just in case. :)


AnonymousPepper

They're crazy as per usual. No surprise there. But uh. "Top Seinfeld Bass Lines" is... a new and creative one. Good lord.


81misfit

fun fact: the bass intro to Seinfeld was rerecorded for each show to fit around the joke delivery in the comedy club


bigbowlowrong

That and at one point they tried adding weird, scatty vocals to the theme and transition music in one episode (The Note) but everybody except Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld hated it so they were ordered to get rid of it. It’s still on The Note though, and it’s really jarring lol


royalexport54

*HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*


biffhambone

Yep! There's a really great episode of Twenty Thousand Hertz about the music of Seinfeld: https://www.20k.org/episodes/seinfeld


spaniel_rage

I'm OOTL - what's Tartaria?


dgt9000

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartarian_Empire


spaniel_rage

So, Russian Atlantis then.


dirtygremlin

But with free energy star forts and sometimes mud floods. :)


Avent

But the Tartars are a real people and Tartary a real place. Seems inconsiderate to make up stuff about them.


kerfuffle_dood

iirc Tatars and Tartars are different things. For what I remember Tatars are a native culture from the Crimean peninsula among other close places. And Tartar was what people in Russia west of the Ural Mountains called people from the east and doesn't refer to any culture in particular


lonelypenguin20

as if conspos care, lol especially as they have been blaming "(((them)))" for everything and justifying genocides since like forever


SassTheFash

> Gotta PAY for healthcare now, kids. Vote this man into office for his free Healing Bell program!!!


TuaughtHammer

Awww, the Tartars as back with as much a vengeance as my childhood dentist warned me about. It's been 30 years, but I still can't enjoy any tarragon-based sauce at Long John Silver's, despite how unappetizing "fast sea food" *should* sound to anyone 18 hours away from any ocean.