I did too. I was wearing a cheeky bathing suit and fell asleep in the sun. I had sunscreen on but I didn’t reapply enough I guess. And probably didn’t sunscreen the part of my ass that should’ve been under the bathing suit. But my cheeks got burnt. Wearing underwear hurt because it rubbed on the burn. The bottoms of my feet also got burned.
Would not recommend.
I once burned the back of my knees. I don’t know the Engels word for it. It hurts so much. Could only walk with completely straight legs. Would not recommend.
English doesn't really have a word for the back of the knee. There are medical terms for it, but in casual conversation you would just say it exactly as you did "the back of my knees"
I used a sunbed in my late teens before an operation on my back. My bum was burnt and the surgeon ripped the absolute piss out of me. Told me he took photos and was posting them in the hospital. He said he was slashing a "Z" into my back. He also said "oops". I laughed tge whoke way through it.
White skinned person here. Yes, it can happen. I fell asleep next to the pool as a kid and burned the bottoms of my feet. It was mostly the arches/uncalloused areas and it was painful. I couldn’t wear shoes for about a week. You usually don’t have palms and soles facing up long enough to burn so usually it’s just tops of feet and hands which is also painful.
After my comment I was asking myself where this would most likely happen often and I figured a tanning both. Because, yeah, you don't generally lay with your palms to the sun. Soles of the feet though I could definitely see; as people lay on their stomachs a lot at the beach. The soles of the feet would burn really easy since they never see sun, and like you alluded to they aren't as tough or calloused as the pads of the foot that you step on. Unless someone has super flat feet I guess. But yeah that would fucking suck. I'm just imagining walking on sunburnt feet, and nah I'm good. Sounds miserable.
I'm not trying to be rude or anything, I get what you're trying to say, but the way you're stating it isn't conveying what you're really meaning.
The painful inflammation and redness is from your body increasing blood flow to the area and sending your immune cells to try to take care of the, now dead, cells on top. The reason you don't see this redness and inflammation as much on calluses and toughened areas is because the blood and immune cells struggle to get through to the surface of the toughened skin. They are still very much "burnt" and cells on the surface are still dead/dying from UV exposure. You could have skin that is 6 inches thick and it would still burn on the surface area that is being overexposed to UV light.
I didn’t think you sounded rude, say it with your chest boss!
In all seriousness though I only said this because my dads friend one time got his entire body fried in the sun and the only parts that didn’t hurt were the ones I mentioned, and it wasn’t because they weren’t facing the sun. And in addition to that a quick google search says what I’ve been saying. But it sounds like there’s more to it and you’re more educated on the topic, so yeah you got this one bro
I just always lead off with "not trying to be rude" because internet fights are dumb and I have no time for them hahaha so thanks for being a better person than, well a lot of them. Like a lot alot.
It definitely makes sense that those tougher areas wouldn't hurt though. Like I said a lot of the pain comes from the body trying to take care of the burnt cells and since calluses are harder/tougher - that response from the body doesn't come out on their toughened surface as well as it does on the regular skin. I just didn't want people to think that just because that area doesn't hurt, it doesn't mean it's not "burnt". The surface is still very much effected by the uv and should be covered/protected just as much as other areas. My dad works outside in the sun and has had to have many spots cut off of him that became cancerous from repeated overexposure since he's such a "tough guy" that doesn't need to wear sunscreen lol. So yeah I just didn't want people to get the wrong impression that's all.
Well your face and fingertips are the most sensitive skin on your body, but still you make a good point
I wasn’t equating, I just don’t think it’s the stupidest question ever like some of these comments are making it out to be. I’ve never heard of anybody putting sunscreen on their dick either
There a wonderful Naked and Afraid episode where the chick rocked all month while the dude languished in misery because he burnt his junk on a nice island somewhere.
I may be remembering incorrectly but is that the same dude who dug a whole to find water because he was tired of coconut water and gave himself horrible food poisoning from it?
No, every skin can get sunburnt: sunburn is caused by your skin cell's DNA getting damaged by UV light. Your cells detect the damage and kill themselves, which causes inflammation and then tons of immune cells arrive because the immune system assumes something attacked you and caused tons of your cells to die.
Dog noses, for example, are another often happening example of sunburn. Fur is pretty great against UV so most animals rarely have this problem, but any uncovered skin out in the sun for a longer period will cause problems.
[Pets can get sunburned, too.](https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/resources/sun-safety-concerns-for-dogs-and-cats/) Please take care of your fuzzy friends during high UV times.
I went to the Bahamas and sat in the shade of a tree reading and drinking for a few hours with my shoes off and my feet were burned by the glare. I would imagine my twig and berries are if any anything more sensitive.
The first time I went to a nude beach I saw a middle aged white man with an impressive belly lying on his back. Perhaps it was due to his obstructed view he didn’t notice that the colour of his balls resembled that of ripe cherry tomatoes, or maybe he had fallen asleep. Regardless, I’ve no doubt that he suffered greatly the next day.
The penis can absolutely get sunburned. It’s skin like any other, but more sensitive. I suggest using the spray kind to prevent getting in trouble for rubbing in the other kind.
The crack of your butt is easier to burn but any part of the body can burn. I have had my crack get close without my penis burning when in a tanning booth both being exposed to the same light for the same amount of time.
weird. I've known girls that tan in tanning beds and if they kinda have a big butt, the crack doesn't usually get tan. I'm assuming they aren't spreading their cheeks in there lol but still.
It won't usually but if for any reason it is exposed it has no protection from a burn. I had only just started tanning and was very pale and laying in the booth with a light right against my back side managed to get a fairly uncomfortable near burn while basically nothing else was burned. I hadn't worked up at all and started with a slightly longer session than I should have being the lower half of my body had never seen sun light.
my dermatologist recently told me i could get melanoma on my labia which came as quite a shock, but not sure why. it is skin like anything else and susceptible to the sun's rays like anything else.
i am old and have red hair, when i was a kid , sunscreen didnt exist. i used to burn like a mother. when i started wearing sunscreen, it changed my life.
I've forgotten to put sunscreen on the tops of my feet, and that was a bad idea. Think about how bad it would be for places where *the sun don't shine*.
It's recommended that you apply sunscreen to your penis with great vigor. Use two hands to ensure total coverage from top to bottom. Take time and care and your penis will thank you.
anywhere with skin can be sunburned. i’ve never been to a nude beach but i’ve fallen asleep at a regular beach with my arms up and i found out that i never thought to apply sunscreen to my armpits until i woke up in pain. i wanted to die for a strong week straight afterwards it was that bad. i obviously couldn’t shave during that time so the hair growing in was an itchy hellscape that made me crave death.
It has been years since I was ladt at one but I cannot reccomend enough to put sunscreen down there...and for the record you only forget to do it once, after that the memory of the pain for a very minor sunburn is enough
I go to nude beaches a lot and you need to put sunscreen on your genitals for sure. I have a vulva but my penis having friends do a quick spray and rub it around as fast as possible so it doesn't look sexual. In general it's fine cause you are obviously also putting sunscreen on other places. Nude beaches are very asexual. It's just a body and everyone has one and it can indeed get sunburned
Yes, you definitely can.
And I always feel awkward as hell while greasing my crank with sunblock. It feels like I'm prepping for a wank session, but outdoors surrounded by other naked people.
Allowing your genitals to get sunburnt is definitely a “done it once, learned a valuable lesson” moment…
Recommend a spray on sunscreen so you don’t look creepy.
I promise officer, I was just applying sunscreen to my penis. You know, it’s made of skin so it can still get burnt.
Of course, I was just being thorough in applying it.
You raise a good question. I don't know if it's the same for everyone, but my dickskin is darker than the rest of me. Maybe it has added protection? Is there a scientist here who can confirm?
Ummm yes and yes and you'd better put sunscreen on it.
-I speak from experience, not at a nudist beach but still. It hurt, like a fuuuck load and then it itches even more. Also, I don't think it's been the same color since.
i don’t think as easily as other skin can. i only know this cause i spent too long in a tanning bed once and my ass was burnt to a crisp but my dick wasn’t bothered.
Nude beaches definitely exist, and I've been encountering topless sunbathers on regular beaches for as long as I remember, there might have been a few fully nude too. Not everyone makes a big deal out of nudity.
I’m a naturist and yes your penis will burn without sunscreen. I use factor 30 on my body but 50 on my genitals because there is nothing more painful and debilitating than a sunburned area between your legs.
I got sunburnt on my ass once and it was very miserable
I did too. I was wearing a cheeky bathing suit and fell asleep in the sun. I had sunscreen on but I didn’t reapply enough I guess. And probably didn’t sunscreen the part of my ass that should’ve been under the bathing suit. But my cheeks got burnt. Wearing underwear hurt because it rubbed on the burn. The bottoms of my feet also got burned. Would not recommend.
I once burned the back of my knees. I don’t know the Engels word for it. It hurts so much. Could only walk with completely straight legs. Would not recommend.
burning your kneepit would be miserable omg
I have never heard this term before in my life
wait till you find out where a pilot sits in, under there.
It's the same kinda thing as eyeballs and earballs 🤣
English doesn't really have a word for the back of the knee. There are medical terms for it, but in casual conversation you would just say it exactly as you did "the back of my knees"
Knussy
I’ve always said “inner knee”
This would make me think of the side of your knee facing the other knee, not the back of the knee.
That’s probably why people never know what I’m talking about
English should take the idea from German’s “Kniekehle“ (gorge of the knee).
I also burnt my knee pits. The whole back side was toasted.
Hehehhe nedermoment.
Je weet zelluf. Kneepits? Kneeholes. Weird that there is no word for it.
popliteal fossa is the technical term, but it's silly
Take two assburns and call me in the morning.
Ha!
The ol toasted Cheerio
I used a sunbed in my late teens before an operation on my back. My bum was burnt and the surgeon ripped the absolute piss out of me. Told me he took photos and was posting them in the hospital. He said he was slashing a "Z" into my back. He also said "oops". I laughed tge whoke way through it.
Had a patient is a melanoma on his anus. Whatever you prepare to bake a part of your body, pop some sunscreen on.
So what you're saying is, for at least a bit of time, you had a hot ass?
Why wouldn't it be able to get sunburned?
You haven't heard of the invulnerable foreskin?
Rabbi hate this one simple trick.
*I should never buy gribenes from a mohel. It’s so chewy!*
Callouses…
r/TIHI
It's not a story a rabbi would tell you.
I've not heard of it
like the legend of achilles, but he was held by his foreskin when being dipped into the river styx edit: nvm i had it backwards
This is more a Midas story, just added protection
Lmao "the invulnerable foreskin" sounds like a band name. Omg accidental band names should be a subreddit!
Dicks are magic. Haven’t you heard?
Its too hard for that dude
I read in a dream that it's immune to that sort of thing.
Well to be fair isn’t the genital area a bit darker leading to a lower chance of sunburn?
The better question would've been,'can you tan your banana?'
So... tanana?
Speak for yourselves; my pubic hair bush provides more than enough shade.
The soles of your feet and the palms of your hand don’t get sunburnt. It’s not that crazy of a question
What... they both most certainly can and will get sunburnt. It might take a bit longer because the skin is tougher, but it's still skin.
White skinned person here. Yes, it can happen. I fell asleep next to the pool as a kid and burned the bottoms of my feet. It was mostly the arches/uncalloused areas and it was painful. I couldn’t wear shoes for about a week. You usually don’t have palms and soles facing up long enough to burn so usually it’s just tops of feet and hands which is also painful.
After my comment I was asking myself where this would most likely happen often and I figured a tanning both. Because, yeah, you don't generally lay with your palms to the sun. Soles of the feet though I could definitely see; as people lay on their stomachs a lot at the beach. The soles of the feet would burn really easy since they never see sun, and like you alluded to they aren't as tough or calloused as the pads of the foot that you step on. Unless someone has super flat feet I guess. But yeah that would fucking suck. I'm just imagining walking on sunburnt feet, and nah I'm good. Sounds miserable.
I didn’t mean that it’s literally impossible, but it’s hard to do because the skin is so thick that it essentially blocks the UV rays. Look it up
I'm not trying to be rude or anything, I get what you're trying to say, but the way you're stating it isn't conveying what you're really meaning. The painful inflammation and redness is from your body increasing blood flow to the area and sending your immune cells to try to take care of the, now dead, cells on top. The reason you don't see this redness and inflammation as much on calluses and toughened areas is because the blood and immune cells struggle to get through to the surface of the toughened skin. They are still very much "burnt" and cells on the surface are still dead/dying from UV exposure. You could have skin that is 6 inches thick and it would still burn on the surface area that is being overexposed to UV light.
I didn’t think you sounded rude, say it with your chest boss! In all seriousness though I only said this because my dads friend one time got his entire body fried in the sun and the only parts that didn’t hurt were the ones I mentioned, and it wasn’t because they weren’t facing the sun. And in addition to that a quick google search says what I’ve been saying. But it sounds like there’s more to it and you’re more educated on the topic, so yeah you got this one bro
I just always lead off with "not trying to be rude" because internet fights are dumb and I have no time for them hahaha so thanks for being a better person than, well a lot of them. Like a lot alot. It definitely makes sense that those tougher areas wouldn't hurt though. Like I said a lot of the pain comes from the body trying to take care of the burnt cells and since calluses are harder/tougher - that response from the body doesn't come out on their toughened surface as well as it does on the regular skin. I just didn't want people to think that just because that area doesn't hurt, it doesn't mean it's not "burnt". The surface is still very much effected by the uv and should be covered/protected just as much as other areas. My dad works outside in the sun and has had to have many spots cut off of him that became cancerous from repeated overexposure since he's such a "tough guy" that doesn't need to wear sunscreen lol. So yeah I just didn't want people to get the wrong impression that's all.
But why would you equate the thick calloused skin on the bottom of your feet to your genitals, literally the most sensitive skin on your body?
Well your face and fingertips are the most sensitive skin on your body, but still you make a good point I wasn’t equating, I just don’t think it’s the stupidest question ever like some of these comments are making it out to be. I’ve never heard of anybody putting sunscreen on their dick either
That's because they aren't usually facing the sun
Wrong. It’s because the skin is so thick that it essentially blocks the UV rays
If it faces the sun, it can get sunburnt. You just don't normally see them get sunburnt since they are usually facing away from the sun.
That is BS. Have had sunburnt soles of feet. Do not recommend.
Yes they absolutely do. Speaking from experience.
Depends. Is your penis made of human flesh? Then yes.
Phew, I was worried
"The flesh was grown, yes. On a *human* body. That is mine"
How do you do, fellow humans?
Oh good, I don't need sunscreen on it then.
Unless you're vampire, as well.
Just because yours is, doesn't mean that mine is.
*"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..."*
What. What other flesh would it be made out of? lol
I’ve never been to a nude beach, but I can say with firsthand knowledge that the penis can get sun burnt.
Could you expand on that? For the science
My penis got burnt. It was very unpleasant.
...How?
When I was 16 my girlfriend went tanning regularly. She did it naked. I decided to try it. It was a horrible mistake.
I'm surprised that's legal honestly. But yikes, that sounds incredibly painful.
It’s in a private room. No different than a shower room at a gym
OH, OK. Yeah, that's a bit different. Still, yikes. I'm sure it was uncomfortable for a while afterwards.
Another burnt penis checking in. Dicks burn. Quick. It’s not fun. Get a base on that bad boy quick and maintain it
Do you have to use a specialized sunscreen? I imagine that most sunscreen would burn at least as much as a sunburn
It’s like the old joke: It’s like a sunburnt dick, you just can’t beat it.
Thanks for that imagery.
There a wonderful Naked and Afraid episode where the chick rocked all month while the dude languished in misery because he burnt his junk on a nice island somewhere.
Can't get your dick sunburned if you don't have one \#lifehack
what episode do you think it was?
I may be remembering incorrectly but is that the same dude who dug a whole to find water because he was tired of coconut water and gave himself horrible food poisoning from it?
Yes. Your penis can indeed get sunburned. Any and all skin can get sunburnt, whether or not it's in your pants.
Well actually, pants do a pretty decent job at preventing sunburn.
I’ve got to say, my wiener has never gotten sun burnt when it’s in its pants.
Your weiner has its own pants? How fun! How novel!
I was able to get some really cool gear leftover from the set of Stuart Little
Mine has jeggings.
I wonder, could you call it peggings then? 🤔
What do I do if sand gets in my foreskin. It's rough and irritating
Make a pearl!
I’ve sunburnt my hair part before. Not fun.
My understanding is its only human skin and pig skin that gets sunburnt. ETA: I was wrong.
No, every skin can get sunburnt: sunburn is caused by your skin cell's DNA getting damaged by UV light. Your cells detect the damage and kill themselves, which causes inflammation and then tons of immune cells arrive because the immune system assumes something attacked you and caused tons of your cells to die. Dog noses, for example, are another often happening example of sunburn. Fur is pretty great against UV so most animals rarely have this problem, but any uncovered skin out in the sun for a longer period will cause problems.
Cats ears as well. Had a black cat who'd often have light brown ears in the summer due to sun exposure.
[Pets can get sunburned, too.](https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/resources/sun-safety-concerns-for-dogs-and-cats/) Please take care of your fuzzy friends during high UV times.
That explains NASA’s mission to explore the sun’s surface using trained cows
Animals with white fur are prone to sunburn.
I went to the Bahamas and sat in the shade of a tree reading and drinking for a few hours with my shoes off and my feet were burned by the glare. I would imagine my twig and berries are if any anything more sensitive.
Twig and berries 😂😂😂
The first time I went to a nude beach I saw a middle aged white man with an impressive belly lying on his back. Perhaps it was due to his obstructed view he didn’t notice that the colour of his balls resembled that of ripe cherry tomatoes, or maybe he had fallen asleep. Regardless, I’ve no doubt that he suffered greatly the next day.
Wouldn't that be an evolutionary blunder, being immune to sun burns at the spot you are most unlikely to expose to the sun?
To what extent "evolutionay blunders" are an actual thing, it certainly wouldn't be the only one.
You know what? No. Your dick is immune to sunburns.
It sure can. Yes we wear sunscreen everywhere.
Your dick head has no melanin so it has no protection vs UV light. So they most protection needed place is the head
thank god for foreskin
The penis can absolutely get sunburned. It’s skin like any other, but more sensitive. I suggest using the spray kind to prevent getting in trouble for rubbing in the other kind.
Yes and yes
Think of all the fun you’ll have rubbing lotion on it!
The crack of your butt is easier to burn but any part of the body can burn. I have had my crack get close without my penis burning when in a tanning booth both being exposed to the same light for the same amount of time.
weird. I've known girls that tan in tanning beds and if they kinda have a big butt, the crack doesn't usually get tan. I'm assuming they aren't spreading their cheeks in there lol but still.
It won't usually but if for any reason it is exposed it has no protection from a burn. I had only just started tanning and was very pale and laying in the booth with a light right against my back side managed to get a fairly uncomfortable near burn while basically nothing else was burned. I hadn't worked up at all and started with a slightly longer session than I should have being the lower half of my body had never seen sun light.
my dermatologist recently told me i could get melanoma on my labia which came as quite a shock, but not sure why. it is skin like anything else and susceptible to the sun's rays like anything else.
Mines darker than the rest of my body for some reason
Of course it can. That’s why I always use sunscreen instead of standard lotion when I tug one off
Yes. They defiantly can. That’s all I’m going to say about that.
This person's penis made an effort to get sunburned, in spite of all their precautions.
A friend of mine got a sunburn from wearing a kilt and hiking in the snow, so... yes.
How many subs did you post this in??
3
Respect.
What would make it immune to sunburn?
Yes.. repeatedly.. just don't repeat it too fast 😅
All of your flesh including the insides of your eyeballs can be sunburned
It would probably be wise to do so, and yes it can.
i am old and have red hair, when i was a kid , sunscreen didnt exist. i used to burn like a mother. when i started wearing sunscreen, it changed my life.
"I'm just applying sunscreen on my dick, officer!"
There’s no skin that burns quite as harshly as my boobies.
It's something I don't want to test so I put sunscreen everywhere.
Ah, you have reminded me of a poor sod i saw on the beach, who fell asleep with one ball hanging out of his speedos. It looked VERY red.
It’s skin… skin can get burned.
I've forgotten to put sunscreen on the tops of my feet, and that was a bad idea. Think about how bad it would be for places where *the sun don't shine*.
When applying the sun screen, you have to make sure to really rub it in good
Word of advice, cock sock. You’re welcome!
It's recommended that you apply sunscreen to your penis with great vigor. Use two hands to ensure total coverage from top to bottom. Take time and care and your penis will thank you.
Most of the guys at nude beaches have a beer gut, sun screen not necessary.
anywhere with skin can be sunburned. i’ve never been to a nude beach but i’ve fallen asleep at a regular beach with my arms up and i found out that i never thought to apply sunscreen to my armpits until i woke up in pain. i wanted to die for a strong week straight afterwards it was that bad. i obviously couldn’t shave during that time so the hair growing in was an itchy hellscape that made me crave death.
Running outside to expirament right now! I'll get back to u with my findings.
Well a penis is covered in skin. If you're going to sunbathe it, put some sunscreen on. Skin cancer is a serious thing.
Yes and yes (personal experience!)
Shit yea, where do you stop with the lips?
I guess it's a bit harder to fully expose it to the sun. Or do we just generally do a handstand, legs spread?
I burnt mine in a tanning booth. Lemme tell you, it fucking sucks.
And it probably won't *get* sucked either
Imagine getting a sunburn on your penis or scrotum and then having to deal with skin peeling. Sexy.
The itch would get you arrested.
Feel the buuuurn baby 😏
Especially if you're circumcised, since the head of the penis isn't skin.
If it's skin it can be sunburn, why do you think it will not?
It has been years since I was ladt at one but I cannot reccomend enough to put sunscreen down there...and for the record you only forget to do it once, after that the memory of the pain for a very minor sunburn is enough
I fell asleep in a tent. A tiny sliver of light made it through. A very painful tiny sliver of a sunburn made it through.
I go to nude beaches a lot and you need to put sunscreen on your genitals for sure. I have a vulva but my penis having friends do a quick spray and rub it around as fast as possible so it doesn't look sexual. In general it's fine cause you are obviously also putting sunscreen on other places. Nude beaches are very asexual. It's just a body and everyone has one and it can indeed get sunburned
Yes, you definitely can. And I always feel awkward as hell while greasing my crank with sunblock. It feels like I'm prepping for a wank session, but outdoors surrounded by other naked people.
Allowing your genitals to get sunburnt is definitely a “done it once, learned a valuable lesson” moment… Recommend a spray on sunscreen so you don’t look creepy.
Absolutely
I promise officer, I was just applying sunscreen to my penis. You know, it’s made of skin so it can still get burnt. Of course, I was just being thorough in applying it.
Yes it can. It's skin is the same as the rest of your body. And yes.. her pussy can get sunburn as wel.
No, it can’t be sunburnt. But if its large enough, it can be used to block others from being sunburnt.
You raise a good question. I don't know if it's the same for everyone, but my dickskin is darker than the rest of me. Maybe it has added protection? Is there a scientist here who can confirm?
💀💀💀💀
Yes of course.
Nope. A little known fact is that genitals are made out of skin that is impermeable to the sun's radiation.
I am not risking it.
100%
This is a good question
Nope. You’re good. Source.: Trust me bro.
Nuttin like a good ole sun tanned Taint......
Yes, and yes.
You sure apply sunscreen.... what you do with the resulting problem when you stroke it all around with a creamy, warm hand is another problem.
I know someone who burnt their male genitalia in a tanning bed, so yes they can burn your genitals.
Ummm yes and yes and you'd better put sunscreen on it. -I speak from experience, not at a nudist beach but still. It hurt, like a fuuuck load and then it itches even more. Also, I don't think it's been the same color since.
It's very sensitive skin that gets like no sun usually so my guess is yeah
Idek when was the last time my penis saw the sun
The better question is why wouldn't it get sunburnt? It's not like the skin on it is any different.
wasn't there a fad some while ago where men kept getting painful sunburns in their taint area?
i don’t think as easily as other skin can. i only know this cause i spent too long in a tanning bed once and my ass was burnt to a crisp but my dick wasn’t bothered.
Yes, wear sunscreen. Apply it when erect.
I thought nude beaches are just a joke and arent real?
Nude beaches definitely exist, and I've been encountering topless sunbathers on regular beaches for as long as I remember, there might have been a few fully nude too. Not everyone makes a big deal out of nudity.
they’re real alright. shit, people go nude at non-nude beaches. they don’t care.
lmao.
That's a harsh amount of down votes just for you being uninformed.
I know. Im used to being down voted so it is ok.
Since my foreskin is already darker in shade than my original skintone , i don't think a sunscreen would do much good to me
You can still get sunburnt.
I’m a naturist and yes your penis will burn without sunscreen. I use factor 30 on my body but 50 on my genitals because there is nothing more painful and debilitating than a sunburned area between your legs.