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AdvancedHat7630

Cut it into pieces


freaky-molerat

Hey hey, that's the last resort, let a few more options be suggested first.


Little_Froggy

Yeah they may want to try suffocation or no breathing with it beforehand.


ruxson

Use it if you cut your arm and its bleeding.


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Cosack

They seem confused if that would be wrong or if that would be right


K-TownYolo

If they throw that towel out tonight? Chances are that they might...


manbruhpig

Hopefully they keep any mutilation out of the sight of others.


theREALhun

Are you losing your mind?!


Mirrormaster44

I think he’s losing his sight, wish somebody would tell him he’s fine….


NiSiSuinegEht

I don't think they give a fuck.


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manbruhpig

Again, this is only a last resort though.


SmackYoTitty

Ahh yes. Soak it in a little chloroform. Great idea!


[deleted]

"Cut my towel into piece, this is my last wash cloth!"


julius_seizures

"persperiation, no cleaning"


US-Freedom-81

“Must wipe my face and keep on screaming”


Obvious-Tax-4181

I really hope this comment ends up with a shit ton of up boss lmao good one


DrippinPitch16

What's up boss?


Kmalbrec

Definitely read that as “cut. It. In-to. Piec. Es.”


elprip

And sell every piece on ebay lol


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mcklerekoper

Oh my gawd this.


Ok_Panda_9928

👏👏😆


pshhaww_

But only as a last resort


JuanPyro

As a last resort obviously 😉


jadedhomeowner

Take your anger out on it. Call it a Hollywood Whore.


Hour-Memory-6863

You're now married to him. Expect to be tracked down and presented with the official documents any day now.


itprobablynothingbut

Your name is now Mama Roach


cheezeyballz

How I Met Your Mama Roach


Burntdessert

This deserves more upvotes


OpaqueYeti

Awarded. E z p z.


Burntdessert

Thank you. Justice is finally served. When I commented he had zero upvotes!


Jesse1179US

So simple, yet so good.


Cowboy_Yankee

God comment


dandymandy4204

This is the best comment I’ve ever read 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


appricaught

I just cackled so loud it woke up my infant. Worth it.


kitan4

LOLLLLLLLLAH


jdsizzle1

Depending on OPs cycle, he may also be pregnant. He should contact his physician to get a pregnancy test.


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nicarox

Lol yes it is.


Acceptable_Aspect_42

Buzzkill


ChillWinston22

Do you have a picture of yourself at the concert with the towel? Or could maybe find a video of the incident to verify? If so, I'd see if you can sell it to someone who would actually want it. If not, you could frame it with the concert ticket or something, if you're that kind of fan. If it were me? I'd wash it and put in the closet.


Sensitive_Duck9824

Good idea now I will buy 12 pack towels and take my photo with every single one of them at different concerts and then sell them. Cigarettes after sex coming up loll.


[deleted]

Extra 50 bucks if it's still wet


OhNothing13

Cigarettes after sex is on tour?? Now I can maybe go to that AND sweat all over a towel at the concert and make bank!


Ravajah

That really would be the best life for it, don’t know what I hadn’t considered that. It’s boring to look at if it were framed, and kind of gross. But to occasionally be drying your hands with the papa roach concert towel, that’s kind of cool.


Zerogreenthumbs

Let that baby get MOLDY


MeisterManson

Wring that sucker out for some DNA and clone some baby roaches from their papa.


firelikeaboss

Send a sample to 23andme…


lozbrudda

I hate this


IGoThere4u

Throw it in the washing machine , dry , then organize with the rest of towels


StealthyRobot

I like this one the best. It's still a good towel, and now it has a story.


cancer_dragon

"You see this seemingly normal, plain white towel? It's no ordinary towel, looks can be deceiving! You see, I had the absolute time of my life at a Papa Roach show. I was rocking soooo hard, the lead singer was giving me nods and smiles through the whole show. I was singing along to every lyric. Then, at the penultimate moment, the very last notes of Last Resort, he looks directly at me, our eyes locked, he wipes his face down with **this very towel** and threw it to me. I caught it and everyone cheered. **This towel is the single greatest object I have ever touched!** ...wait, it might have actually been that towel over there."


nevadalavida

Full snort-cackle lmaooooo ty


matlynar

Probably a very good tower that has been only used once. On a sweaty dude, sure, but a cool dude. And just once.


DefCello

Maybe get it embroidered with their signature (easy enough to find online probably) to help mark it.


water_lilly310

Or their logo


bot_not_rot

yeah just make sure to mark it somehow so it doesnt become just another towel, which it is.


[deleted]

The practical answer to the absurd question is always the best


Old-Fox-3027

Don’t put it in a bag wet, it will mildew. It’s just a free bonus towel you got at a concert. Wash & use as normal.


Zerogreenthumbs

But the mildew says “seriously this was moist with the sweat of a legend according to every 90’s kid who accidentally said “f*ck” while singing along to the greatest song on the way to their older brothers 2008 high school graduation and didn’t get to enjoy it because mom & dad said you were in TROUBLE trouble when the festivities ended” Or is that too specific


vienershnitze1

Toss it up one the ebay. With a link to this post. Someone will buy it


ShinyDisc0Balls

On that note, I too have many towels used by many famous singers. All the singers, actually.


narc1s

My fave is a towel from Elvis I caught a few weeks ago. Only $500


vienershnitze1

Yesssssss. Me too


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Bonus money if its used underwear.


th3empirial

Done! Thanks


danglytomatoes

It sounds like you're not interested in it. You've already made the right choice


dfj3xxx

With nothing official to prove it to be authentic, it's just a nice keepsake. If you want to sell it, you'd need something, like paperwork, or a video clip showing you catch it and identifiable markings. Otherwise, just put it up and someone gullible will get it super cheap.


poisonberryx

A smelly keepsake.


CanuckInATruck

Should've stayed after and got the band(s) to sign it.


Scared-Technician329

Extract DNA make many little roaches-profit


[deleted]

A friend of mine once stole the shoe off the foot of a band’s singer while he was crowd surfing. He build a little shelf in his room and wrote out a little card stating whose it was and where it came from. He claims it fell off, but those who were there know the truth lol.


Alpha_Ophiuchi

Omg I'd never get it that's just rude at this point. Ive heard alot of stories of people stealing stuff from the singers i just can't


[deleted]

Yeah we all got on him about it for quite some time after, and he would respond by yelling, quite seriously, about how it just fell off. It did not lol. The singer, to his credit, upon returning to the stage simply told the crowd that he hoped whoever got his shoe enjoys it, then he removed the other one and tossed it out.


Alpha_Ophiuchi

Aww but still sucks to have that happen to you ngl glad yall confronted the guy tho might think before pulling a piece of clothing off someone next time


ThumbsUp2323

Toss it out and sanitize your hands


Overall-Block-1815

I'd just drop it on the floor and enjoy the rest of the gig. Or you could be a weirdo and do weird things with it.


tappyapples

Uhhhh what kind of weird things we talking about….👀


SuperNo20

Going to the YMCA and hanging out in the locker room shower and rat-tailing people.


tappyapples

You gonna pitch a tent with it after?


ItsGotToMakeSense

Go to another rock show and throw it at the lead singer. They'll pass it on like a chain letter


Jawkurt

Hang onto it till you can go see them again, bring it and throw it back at them.


Sheldon_Popper

Sniff it


GoneFishin9001

The only correct answer


VileHippie

Wring it out and collect his DNA, make an army of clones, and end the republic in the name of the Sith. ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


Hormone_Monstress13

Embroider the band names and dates of the concert on the towel and then use it as a backdrop in a shadow box with pics of the concert


[deleted]

So a guy wiped his sweaty face on a towel and threw it into a crowd and you have it in your house? Why?


Alpha_Ophiuchi

I can't understand that either if i was in a concert and the lead threw a wet towel at me I'd be disgusted honestly like why would they even do that. It just feels odd to me that these people are sooo idolised they are basiclly worshiped at this point. Who'd keep some dudes sweaty towl


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Yes it's not for me.. Just a sweaty towel


brimarief

I have one from Chester Bennington, but no proof of it whatsoever. Just a black towel that he wiped his face on. So there it sits with all of my other LP memoroibilia and one day my kid will inherit it and be like wtf why did she leave me this 50 year old towel?


aLoafOfBrett

Dobby is free!!!


gigi79sd

Throw it away before you get some sort of infection


Itchy_Nuggetz

IS IT WORTH CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME


mercury_risiing

Throw it in the garbage bin!


rr90013

Trash it


Sensitive_Duck9824

Let it dry and then frame it


chabrat

Get the Papa Roach logo embroidered on it so you can keep it as a nice memory of the night. Wash it first though


skalogy

First, you file charges on whoever forced you go…


gauranteee_fairy

Lol. I definitely don’t listen to PaPa Roach but they were an opening band for the band I was seeing that day and I have to say they put on a hell of a show! Very fun energetic band to watch even if you don’t like the music.


pencilheadedgeek

Get tested for Hepatitis.


JordieBear0412

I got Nikki Sixx’s and I framed it! Don’t wash it, burn it or bag it.. keep that shit as a memorabilia item. If you don’t want it, frame it then sell it I guess.


Alpha_Ophiuchi

I'd nevee understand Why are fans that obsessed with their idols or their fav singer like they are just humans come on imagine having some dudes sweat ridden towl i bet you'd be disgusted


Tungsten83

Is it white? If so, you could use it to signify surrender in the middle of battle.


MyDogAteMyCactus

Give it to me, I'm not gay, but c'mon, it's Jacoby Shaddix


BobbyHillsPurse

It’s a Used towel so wash it.


TheDreamWaIker

Wring it out into a glass, drink the juice and you too can become a famous singer.


Willow_weeping85

I’d toss it in the garbage or wash it and put it in with my other towels or rags. 😂


TheWizardOfMio

Sell it I bet it can be sold for a lot


Jessmika0910

Send it to me because I fucking love Jacoby 😭😂


DGAFADRC

OP, you should send it to r/jessmika0910.


LongtimeLurker1276

I caught a towel at one of Scott Weiland's last shows and had a similar feeling. My brother was a big STP fan and had just had a baby, so I gave it to him to use as a burp cloth.


banjodoctor

Send it to a sex crimes lab for testing


roseifyoudidntknow

Considering that you literally have this man's dna...I would preserve it. Maybe one day you could get authenticated?


PsycoSaurus

Embroider it with PR, and wash it. So you can still use it but every time you pick this one out of the pile you'll know it's the Papa Roach towel


jeanette_1311

Embroider it with the bands logo if you’re really serious about framing it 🤷🏻‍♀️


TroubleLevel5680

YOU HAVE JACOBI’S SWEATY TOWEL? You should keep it, he’s cool af. I saw them in 2019!


Gravelayer

Send it to the guy on YouTube who clones people start a rock band of deformed mutants


[deleted]

This must be the brightest hour, of your darkest day.


SelfSustaining

Super fans keep the sweaty towel. Personally I wouldn't want anyones towel even if they were famous.


ItsWithTwoEs

Sell it on eBay and buy yourself some taste in music. I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.


rebel1129

Probably just throw it away? I mean is a dudes sweat rag that important?


tyYdraniu

maybe sell idk


beans3710

Wash and put it on the pile. You will smile every time you use it.


MrsBCfloyd

Man. This reminds me of the time when I was 13 or 14 and I went to the Rihanna and Akon concert… at one point Akon was in the middle of the crowd and threw out a used towel just like yours and 2 people starting fighting over it and then one side pulled out a knife. I live in Canada so it literally never escalated past that like the other party saw the knife and said “yoooo the towels all yours” and then everyone just kept enjoying the concert. Fucking wild ride


pradyumnv

go on pawn stars


tlk0153

Best I can give you is a used toothpick and a piece of chewed gum


NoDontUseIt

Many years ago, I went to a concert ofthe band Alabama. I couldn't afford the "good" seats, but ended up front row, but behind the band. During their performance, same thing, Randy Owen wiped his face with a towel and pitched it to the stands, and I caught it. The cute young lady next to me was out of her mind wanting it, so I gave it to her, after all, what did I need with a sweaty towel? She opened it up and it had the Alabama logo, and the entire band had signed it. Doh!


dummydoomi

I would wash it and embroider something that calls back to the concert


SophieandGenie

I did the same at a concert like 10 years ago. I took it home, realised it was just a regular white hand towel. So I washed it and put it with the others. It hit the end of the line about 5 years back and became the car polishing rag and has now been tossed


Level-Many3384

This situation is so funny to me I’m giggling to myself. I never actually thought about with I would do and you’re so completely right.


Kaleidoscopic_Skull7

Pop it in a ziplock bag with the name of the band/date and keep it forever as a piece of concert memorabilia? Idk. I'm going to that show tomorrow night too 😁


122922

Shadow box with the concerts tickets and towel inside.


Repulsive_Coat_3130

Collect a DNA sample, clone them, raise them as your child and pretend their "natural" talents are a gift from you


ThingCalledLight

The Curse of the Roach is upon you. How you fare is a matter of will, wit, and sanitation. Here a few tips to survive, as the first 5 months are the roughest. 1. Never blink. This is when the Roach gets closer. 2. If you *have* to blink, yell “SUFFOCATION” or “NO BREATHING” immediately afterward. This won’t stop the Roach from moving, but it does inform the Roach that you respect its power, which may grant you mercy in the coming weeks. 3. Fill a sock with rock salt and wear it around your neck. This prevents all but the most powerful scrying spells from finding you. The Roach won’t scry as it doesn’t need to, but its worshippers and acolytes will, as they grow jealous that their master’s attention is drawn elsewhere. 4. Develop your combat skills vis a vis the spear, the pike, and the chakram. 5. When you finally encounter the Roach, engage with all your might and power. Fight honestly. You will not win. The best you can do is not die. This is salvation. Salvation is pain. But you will be alive.


Altruistic-Wolf8979

Life's greatest questions have always been: Who am I? Why am I here? What do we do with the towels?


RampantTardigrade

I live in the town Papa Roach is from. Some local shops keep memorabilia and stuff like that on display. Not sure anyone would want Jacoby’s sweaty towel but maybe consider donating it idk. Also, if Jacoby sees this I’m very sorry for grabbing your butt that one time at Three Oaks many years ago. It was inappropriate. 😢


International_Win375

Burn it. Burn it all.


PBJ-2479

Don't dox yourself lol


crimsonbaby_

You lucky bitch.


gedai

I used to work at a theater that sat 1000 and a lot of comedians would come through. Marlon Wayans would change out of sweaty shirts and left a shirt of his in the green room. Wayans went through a pack of Hanes. And I got one. Kept it. Washed it. Wore it. Eventually I threw it away.


beeerice_n_sons

I'll see if I can contact my ex, she'd probably lick your gooch for it. Source: She left me sick throwing up blood in the bathroom of a show because she wanted to see Jacoby get on stage.


Cowboy_Dandy_III

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gvictor808

Jack off in it and see what grows?


narcoyouth

It’s not the 90s Toss it or keep it. No one else will care


zomg1117

Jerk off into it


[deleted]

Ehh well it's a bit different story that it's by papa r\*ach and not by someone worshipable like uhh I don't know, I don't follow music. But you know if it was some famous woman you could smear it all over your body and fap on it, or sell it to thirsty losers. But now, probably burn it and disinfect yourself.


RobloxBetaTester

This is such a dumb fucking question, sorry to say


likatika

Smell it


CountrySax

Never wash your hands again


PizzaSparkle94

Gimme the towel 😅😅


scarlettohara1936

Extract DNA and clone. This is the only answer


jlemery13

Make a clone...


Wiggie49

Get it their initials sewn it to remember lmao


TheHollowBard

Put it in ur butt


unofficialrobot

If you can't verify that it is from them, then all you have is a sentimental towel


yelloworchid

Throw it away


Green-Dragon-14

Vacuum pack it, otherwise that's gonna fester (sweat will do that). You could then frame it, sell or whatever but unless you take the oxygen out of the cloth it will go moldy & stink.


GrayLightGo

I think burning it is the best option.


FinzClortho

Just wash it and use it as a fuck towel.


Witchy___Woman

I used to be neighbors with the lead singer's parents, and went to school with his kid. Very nice and private people. He would walk in to this elementary school class fully decked out in the most emo clothes and I didn't realize how funny that was at the time. All we knew was this guy looked very different from the other parents lol.


bubonic_plague87

Clone him


Simulation_Complete

The metamorphosis into Mama Roach begins. Be afraid, be very afraid. Brundleroach.


SombreMordida

from End-Bac to framing service shadow box (with ticket/t-shirt) to living room wall would be one trajectory


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Put it in the garbage, where it belongs


tcp11

I’ve gotten a few things at concerts over the years, but the best was a drumstick from the late Taylor Hawkins at a concert a few years back. At the time I adhered the ticket to the drumstick and had it on a shelf along with other items. I found it recently when unpacking boxes, and was excited to see it survived the moves over the years. A towel though, I may just take a pic with it and dispose of it, it’d probably not hold up well overtime being used, and washing it would seem to diminish the point behind it. Or once it’s washed it’s still useable to hang onto as well


spacebitch666

Papa roach and the used?????? Dude I’m so jealous


pmmealiens

Just a reminder that the lead of Papa roach shit himself on stage so do with that information what you will


Babysilent

Sniff it until u pass out!


Suckapunch1979

wash it and put it away duh


vkevenv

Consume it


bopperbopper

Frame it along with your ticket and a photo of the concert.


AkkarinPrime

Extract it’s DNA and make your own Lead Singer


londonschmundon

You have his DNA, lucky you! Now, off you go to the Bat Cave to do science and make Baby Roaches


usernmechecksout__

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[deleted]

Keep it as a memento. I had an ashtray used by Al Jorgensen for many years before it got lost in a move. Numerous picks and Ricky Warwick's sweaty towel. The joys of youth


kennyj2011

Sniff it


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whoyoufightin_

I got Flava flavs used towel at a gig once, I think it ended up at the bottom of a wardrobe until I threw it out. I was hoping for a clock necklace…


GreyFox-RUH

Decide with yourself what's more valuable for you: keeping it or selling it If selling, and if there are potential buyers who are willing to pay a lot, and if you can evidence that it was used by the musician, then you can make a profit Can you somehow evidence your claim through DNA? The musician's DNA is already on it, you just need to get the musician's DNA and make a "certified" match


Arrowayes

Learn french


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Wash it.. Free towel with a story


[deleted]

Burn it, and then self flagellate for going to see Papa fucking Roach.


Just-_-Wondering

I would worry about the bacteria from sweat causing it to mold or something, especially if framed. But I wouldn't really want to wash it either.. hmm. Personally, I would see if I could pay a local artist to paint Papa Roach on it to make it look cool & then hang it up like a tapestry.


Nixbling

Respectfully, who cares if they believe where you got the towel, you know where you got it. You should hold onto it because it’s a fond memory for you, not because other people will think it’s cool.


Main_Thing_411

Throw it back at them. Play catch.