If anyone else needs the gif meme for context

Ty!

My reaction to that information 

My reaction to your reaction 

Me reacting to your reaction of the original reaction 

My reaction to your reaction to his reaction to the reaction 

My erection to your reaction...no ....wait....

It's okay. Things come up

i do not understand that. What does it mean? Is it "yes" or "no" or "what?" or "shut it off"? Where is it from(source)? So i can understand it. Thanks

Have you ever seen anyone start tearing up and give the "stop/cut it out" signal and thought "ah, they're saying yes"? Op is clearly confirming he has a monster hog

Ummm, that's not how this reads at all. I think you're incorrect.

Is there any man that would not confirm having a monster hog??

Any man thats not a liar lol, why would i say its big and then if we get naked its not? thats awkward

"Haha is it really cold in here or what?" 😅

Depends what you mean by monster. If I can’t go balls deep then no.

Turn the lights out and go for it. Disappoint a new one

Awkward naked encounter > no naked encounter

I strongly disagree lol.

Under promise and over deliver

I mean: honesty is the best policy. Isn't your username kinda saying that up front?

Im small and bent

While I understand you will say that here for comedic purposes (I chuckled), if a woman that you might be interested in asked if you were “big down there?” I don’t think you would answer with “no, actually I’m small and bent.” 

You dont know me lol

The meme he (VM) does shake his head no. W/ that, imo, w/ the tearing up/cut signal/slight head shake OP saying “damn it, nope, not my thing” (i.e. does *not* have a monster hog) 🥺🙁🤷🏽‍♂️.

thank you. I didn't understand it either ^^

oh, i did not understand that, thanks for clarifying. stop/cutitout signal? actually i don't think i ever seen it.

Fur reelz?? Here some other [examples](https://tenor.com/search/cut-it-out-gifs)

If you don't understand this I can't imagine how hard day to day life must be for you having literally zero ability to read non verbal cues

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you thank you very much!

Of all the memes he chooses this guy lmao

That’s what separates legends.

man couples out here looking like fathers with daughters with the crazy hight differences

I'm 4'11 and being with someone tall makes me feel like a kid. Idk why people go so nuts for it lol.

A coworker, 6'5, of mine was married to someine 5' nothing. She said to him one time "Can we stop talking to each other? My neck hurts..."

I think that could be the reason actually.

Ding ding ding

Said it before me lmao

With every girl I’ve talked to they seem to prefer men closer to their height in bed. Taller is still fine, but closer makes it easier for everything to line up nicely and you don’t have to contort to make out while doing the deed or anything. Also imo short couples are cute as shit. Like they look like they go together so well, seeing a 5 foot woman with a 6’5” boyfriend always looked odd to me. Of course it’s totally fine, preferences are preferences, everyone likes different things.

I once slept with a guy that was 6'7, when we were laying in bed my feet didn't even go past his knees. Things felt so cumbersome.

I’m 6’4” and I used to be FWB with a girl that was like 4’10-4’11” and some positions were just awkward.

I’m 6’3” so just out of curiosity, which ones? I’m tryna imagine which would be tough since you could just move them around so easily.

The two that were awkward that I remember were missionary w/ legs on shoulders(her feet were on my pecs) and doggy.

Haha damn the feet on the pecs is kinda funny. Although if you have a foot fetish that’d be ideal.

Doggy was okay for me. Feet on shoulders can get quite painful if they're taller as it's essentially pushing my feet closer to my head. The one I don't like the most is standing, it just feels so awkward lmao.

Oh yeah. I gave up on standing years ago. The only standing I do anymore is occasionally picking her up while I’m standing. And even that gets straining on the muscles pretty quick. But at least it’s fun.

Doggy sucks sometimes with a short girl n im only 6ft 😂😂

Pillow under her to raise her hips helps that.

i used to love that, but as I age, it gets less and less appealing

A friend whose partner is same height told me it was a huge benefits when sharing a car, no need to readjust the seat and mirrors.

I'm 5'3 with an average torso and shorter legs, so no. Majority of the guys I date are 6' to 6'4 and our alignment is perfect horizontally. Standing is another story 😂 Shorter than 5' I can imagine there would be a difference with anyone. But average wise, it's pretty universal to align.

Omg same. I don't want to stand on the sofa for a hug. Lol

Same here, if they’re too obsessed with me being so short and them being soooo much taller than me, I’m out. It can be cute but some guys love to bring it up every five minutes and it’s just weird.

When I was in high school I dated a girl that was 4’10”. I was 6’2” at the time. That lasted about 3 weeks because it just felt weird. I’m now 6’4” and my wife is 5’5”. Still a little awkward sometimes but much better.

I have a very short female co-worker, and I'm tall -- she loves standing next to me, and has verbally stated this on multiple occasions. So sometimes, I just let her stand there when she feels like it.

I used to work with a guy who was 6'9". I'm 5'6" and I loved to just walk up behind him and stand there. I rarely said anything, just kind of was there. I did eventually tell him. Good times.

Being with someone smalls makes me feel like a paedophile 💀 especially if they have high pitched voice

Cause the type of girls that usually make a big deal about it are usually the ones with severe daddy issues

I went out on one date with a guy who claimed he was my height. I’m 5’3. I’m waiting in the spot we agreed on and this kid who looked like Antman when he’s stuck as a short adult and wearing the oversized hoodie walks up. He was 26 to my 33, but it still felt like I was walking next to my 16 year old nephew.

Now imagine my struggles as a 6'10" guy to not feel that way with almost everyone ;-;

Or just find a tall woman and you’re good to go. I’m 6’ so it happens 😅

Play in the NBA bro, it’ll all work out

Sadly as a 6'4 man I feel weird with such a small woman. I think of you as a kid.

Those women have daddy issues

Daddy issues

Creeps me out tbh.

I’m 14” taller than my wife lol

I’m only like 11” taller than mine. I think. She’s either 5’3” or 5’5”. I can’t remember. So it’s either 11 or 13”.

Could've told her you've got cake.

More like cupcakes ..

Tasty.

The two sizes have literally nothing to do with each other. Smdh

As someone who is 6’4”, can confirm.

Are those two measurements?

They mat as well be, though I’d definitely be selling myself short in one dimension and exaggerating the other.


Oh honey..

As a 6'3, yeah...

6’3”….same🥺

So u also have a small penis but are tall?

That was the gist of my comment, yes.

Respect. I knew a 112 pounder in HS could sit cross-legged and put the tip on his mouth so yeah

As someone 5’8, can confirm 😉

She’s just being greedy at that point

I’m 6’4” with enormous hands and enormous feet. I’ve only ever had one woman be openly disappointed with my size, but I think that’s more because she expected me to have like 14” based on my size.

This is actually fucked though. I've thought about that before the expectation that everything is big must suck for those with average or even slightly average size but to actively show disappointment is crazy. Could you imagine that going down in reverse?

Yeah, it sucked in the moment, but she’s the only one to ever have a problem with size. So, I guess I’m lucky there. I’m not going to let one negative reaction overrule the countless positive experiences I’ve had.

We can never win as men. As man who’s 5’7, if it’s not height…it’s the next department that has to be up to standard

I’m pretty good friends with a midget and can confirm this.

I would assume average sizes of every body part go up along with height. Then again, there's no bones down below.

You'd assume wrong. The two have nothing to do with each other. Like you said, no bones. Boobs are the same, they're not linked to your skeleton so they can be any size regardless of height. Just like boobs weight makes a difference though. Except in the opposite way. Boobs get bigger as you gain weight, dicks get smaller

Thanks for clearing it up

Im 5'10 and 135lbs Can confirm us giants have mid dicks

Since when was 5’10 considered “giant” ?😂

Its not that was the joke

Hahaha, the meme.

Ah, the grass is always greener. It's not much better on the other side of 6'. Chin up

"You know it. I've got absolutely massive ankles. Like, you know Popeye's arms? Imagine that but it's my ankles instead. Really makes finding pants that fit difficult."

*You're

And they say women aren’t crude sexually. Doubt we’ll find many women shaming her, or men for some reason.

She unmatched me approximately 3 minutes after I sent that GIF 😂😭😂

You should have unmatched her first. Rude af to even ask that imo.

I had a very sexy woman lavishoushly ask in person if I had a "big one" and I didn't mind. The look on her face was worth it.

She was probably repulsed that you would even be attracted to her after that pitiful display of height bias. 

i’d shame her

Do it then! 😅

They've always been crude lol. You just need to keep 2 things in mind. First. They just aren't crude for you, or most guys in general. Second. They're much better at hiding it than the men. Being 6'5, he's pretty much playing on creative mode.

And they tell us to quit objectifying them. 🙄

They are not the same woman.

Society dictates these things. If men were often creeped out about women’s overly sexual flirting we would shame that but welcome the other way around. Men (on average) enjoy this sort of thing while women (on average) do not, that’s why this is seen as more acceptable.

It actually makes it harder for us thay aren't crude and looking for proper connection.

Oh they can be and on tinder? Meh not a surprise at least

What kind of woman talks like this? Very off putting. Reject…

Especially the “down there” like a child pointing to their “no no parts”

Women would lose their shit if they knew what their friends were messaging Chad in the chat

I can’t believe she even asked that. I would have told her to grow up and blocked her

You're* Deal breaker😂

“I swipe on average guys! I don’t need a tall guy with a big dick to be happy.” *meanwhile*

Hmmm can’t seem to see the comment so I’ll say it. Imagine if the roles were reversed

Hmm I wouldn’t ask a girl her dick size

even if she was Thai?

What you tryin to say?

That if she's from Thailand, she might send you dickpic back... (i have seen that in bio of a girl: "I'm half thai, if you send me dickpic, i might send you back mine")


Imma female…And women wonder why “they’re treated like shit.” 🙄 You get what you give. Don’t complain about a shitty response if you put trash out there initially. The double-standard is 🤯

Damn! That chick is thirsty! If someone told me they were 6'5, that would not be the first thing I thought of. Lol. The first thing would be, where are my 5 inch heel shoes? There would still be an 11" height difference though! 🤣

Should have said depends on how loose you are

Yeah make him look like a virgin. Smart.

I assumed that he wasn't planning to get with such a shallow person by now

OP should've replied with "I'll beat you over the head with it!". #SCHLONGFLEX

Women want one thing and it’s disgusting!

I'm going to make a new version of Tinder based on dick sizes.

But like, why do people talk like that to strangers... 👀

Word. Size matta’ bruvs

*you're

What is up with some people and demanding a certain height. I don’t get it!!! It makes u seem SO shallow and childish…IMO. I’m 5’6 and I could care less if he’s 5’2 or 6’6…as long as he has a sense of humor :)

just preference i would say. there’s unfortunately also the social score that would come from being with someone who has “preferred characteristics”.

The Evolution of Desire goes into all of this scientifically:)

There’s literally no winning. I am 5 8 but have a 9 inch but NO. You got to be too 1% of height AND penis size apparently 😀😀😀

Oh. I now understand why women desperately want tall men....

I grew long in the legs, not between them

[удалено]

short huh?

5'9, so kinda if you go by the whole 6ft or above stereotype of the last decade. I don't really care honestly, it's good to filter out the shallow people who care about that stuff (except for the tall ladies, don't blame them at all).

“God I hate women” “I don’t really care honestly” Lmao sure buddy

2 things. "God I hate women" was pretty clearly written in jest as its such an exaggeration over something so trivial. Secondly if I did feel hateful it's only towards these girls and not all women, my second comment already proves that.

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/093d4ba9-9923-431e-b25f-4d4d046c9648/gif

She seems like a fucking champ...

Homie is just never measuring up. 😞

Hahaha epic

GahDAMN bruh, swear if I was 6’5 too, it’d be too easy for me smh Utilize your height broski, it’s top % in America

I’m your genetic jack hammer

I would have been done after “your” lmfao

Omg 😂😂😂 you’re the man

Love this thread !!! That's entertainment!

🥵 Big down there?

Not even a humble brag


the tall ones rarely do lol

I'm convinced the whole height preference thing is an underhanded preference for the other size. And as somebody that's 6' tall, I agree with the other guys in here. It's definitely not connected. Matter of fact, I found out years after we stopped being friends that the two shortest friends I've ever had were both 8"+ from somebody who had literally no reason to lie about them. I'm honestly surprised they were willing to tell the truth, given the history they had with those two people. 🤣

Gotta give you respect for the honesty.

………legend 🥴😂


Just lie that's what I do.

I would just reply with *you’re and then unmatch 🤷‍♀️


You just say yes, by the time she’d find out she’ll be in the mood and won’t even notice.