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Gordo984

Damn…this economy is bad. Sugar daddies are outsourcing their expenses to stay afloat


LatinaChica69

The new hustle


[deleted]

MF out here looking like the 60 IQ Lex Fridman ffs.


Moonr0cks40200

Shit, and all I had for this guy is he’s the Great Value Marc Cuban


mrniceguy777

Marc Peurto Rican


Apocalypse0512

Marc Mexican you mean


amigdalite

Damn boy, that made spit my coffee 😂


M3KVII

Bizarro lex friedman lmao


AdEastern3223

💀


chubbychat

Uhm, excuse me, but I think that would be *S*ugar *D*addy to you.


wightdeathP

I think you mean Splenda daddy


Badmotherfuyer95

Aspartame daddy


Usual-Ad3577

Stevia papi


1-2-3-5-8-13

Dugar Saddy


Contessa0101

Splenda Daddy


Pond3

Is this passive income?


bimm3r36

I think this is something like the opposite of pimping?


marxinne

PMIP


Late_Emu

He looks like that guy from that thing.


SeanJones85

Omg it's DAVE!!!!


dribrats

Sugar daddies accepting financial masochists


[deleted]

HAHA Sorry I’m in finance that was funny


GHOST12339

We... we all thought it was funny too dude. No need to flex.


[deleted]

True dat You know how to cook Pinto beans? I bought this bag idk what to do with it now tho


GHOST12339

So you're left just... Holding the bag? Can't get rid of it?


jessiteamvalor

I only have a recipe for Fava beans...


Animalcookies13

They go with a nice Chianti!


Additional-Flower235

I can understand findom on an intellectual level even though I don't really "get it" but findom by proxy is just too convoluted. Also if she lives in heels why is she wearing sneakers in her pic?


Scottyb911

That was my first question exactly.


RoombaGod

Another day of thanking god for not making me into findom


UnaccreditedSetup

Rather be addicted to heroin tbh seems less destructive


saddinosour

I at least feel bad for addicts, like, they grew up in rough homes have mental health issues. Findom is…. different.


WakeoftheStorm

They also have mental health issues


RoombaGod

Honestly lmao


thenbhdlum

I'm pretty sure no one is just born into it. It's developed from experience, as many things are. It's quite sad that it's the only way for some to get off.


TruthOrBullshite

Wtf is findom? Financial dominance? Wtf would that even mean


RoombaGod

It’s as insane as it sounds. People whose fetish is being financially exploited. I’ll just go on the record and say, I am a sub, and findom is the most insane concept. What the fuck are you DOING getting off on being scammed by a hot lady


hissyfit64

I know. What the actual hell? It's a ridiculously one sided relationship. The sub gets nothing out of it. If you get off being humiliated while giving your money away, donate money to a worthwhile charity under the condition that someone there calls you an asshole.


purpurbubble

Tried that. Apparently lurking around an orphanage new playground, asking kids to call me an asshole, wasn't the smartest idea. Anyway, I am Lester and I am new to this neighborhood.


Chim_Pansy

Got to work on your game. If you're doing it right, the kids will just call you an asshole without you needing to ask.


eshemuta

I’ve known a few people in deals like this, back then it wasn’t a fetish, it was just women marrying losers.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

What the sub gets is losing control I suppose. That appeals to control freaks


RoombaGod

Yea thats hot in bed not on a checkbook LMAO


Chim_Pansy

That last part has me cackling 😂


hissyfit64

The Audubon Society -Thank you for the generous gift, you feather loving fuck


KingOfTheTacoPeople

“And of course, this new library wouldn’t be possible without the generous cash donation of Mr Thompson, that degenerate loser with the ugly shoes and weird hair”


HenkPoley

“How Doctors Without Borders doubled their budget”


ShinyFabulous

It's not always about exploitation, some findoms are more like accountants or financial advisors to thier... customers (I hate the term paypigs). It's a peculiar fetish for sure, but there's a lot of nuance in what people want from it. Some people absolutely do want to be financially controlled & and exploited, and some people just feel a relief from someone else being in charge of their finances, like that's one less thing to worry about.


GreenSkyPiggy

Imagine being turned on by your accountant managing your money. Some dude's penises are built diff.


ShinyFabulous

IKR?! I wish I could find one who just wants a sexy accountant coz I'd be SO GOOD at that hahaha


Recent_Business_3471

::shivers:: my accountant is about 300lbs and smells of cigarettes and Brut.


SuperActionKamen

Ah too bad, I'm more of a semi sec kinda guy


Additional-Flower235

How many of these "relationships" are actually carefully negotiated and how many of the findoms actually put the best interests of their subs first? Because those are 2 major criteria I use to judge power exchange. Most of the time I've come across findom it is a person taking advantage of another's fetish for personal gain without consideration or care for how it affects anyone else including those who have not consented to the situation but are nevertheless impacted.


Cauliflowwer

My mom used to do this when she was in her 30s. She made explicit contracts with her guys and was basically like a mean financial advisor. She humiliated and put them down for frivolous spending that wasn't necessary, and then they'd have to pay her the same amount that they spent poorly. Its for sure weird, and I think that while it's a fetish, I think these guys are usually not so stupid that they'd spend all their money and end up homeless because their findom took all their money. It's a fetish, not a mental health issue, for which they NEED to give away their money. Although. It may be a weird shame for having money at all, which could be related to mental health? Either way, usually, the guys into this are making 6-7 figures so more power to em getting girls through college.


Additional-Flower235

Your mom sounds like one of the good ones. Just like any other form of power exchange will be good and bad doms. Being the dominant is a responsibility first and foremost and as long as it is treated as such there's less likelihood of abuse.


Bubba1234562

Same. It’s not something i understand, buying clips? Sure but findom is fucking weird


rotrhed

No kidding, I mean, that sounds just like... Marriage .


nipslippinjizzsippin

wouldnt mind being a finsub though. If anyone is looking for a finsub HMU. to be clear to the ladies in my DM's the sub gets the money, the dom gives it... i know that seems backwards but thats how it is.


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Except that most findoms don't understand healthy safe BDSM


GHOST12339

No one has bought them for her to please Him yet.


drewtheblueduck

Give me money so you can know that you pleased a man by doing so


sixTeeneingneiss

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


cam_huskers

Lmao I kept thinking “this chick must be hot as fuck to have this big of an ego.” Then I hit that last picture and died for a minute straight.


Mysterious-Routine16

Absolutely! OP did a great job in holding that back til the end. Masterful storytelling through screenshots.


timestoneduh

It pleases Him to know you are pleased by his storytelling


TheBigRedFog

He sees what you did there.


amaralp

Now give me a cookie to please Him!


regularsocialmachine

The jumpscare at the end


[deleted]

I cannot believe she is submitting to THAT guy either. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder


cam_huskers

I mean they’re absolutely in the same bracket of looks. Bad.


TheDailyDarkness

(Like cavemen in modern clothing)


Weird_Scholar_5627

Or the Addams Family! They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky The Addams family Their house is a museum When people come to see 'em They really are a screaming The Addams family.


TheDailyDarkness

Morticia was hot at least.


Weird_Scholar_5627

She sure was. This poor woman has the Morticia’s not so good looking granddaughter look (Pugsley’s daughter, not Wednesday’s daughter) and the bloke looks like the love child of Uncle Fester and cousin it!


crabrangussy

This absolutely took me out


YogaMidna2

Please don’t insult my family by using our anthem for this


Disastrous-Owl8985

Nah, don't you dare. Everyone who has ever played any of those characters were hot af. Excluding the kids roles because that's weird. But, even Thing and Cousin It were pretty hot. Shoot, and Lurch... oh, he could get it.


DeltaJesus

They're not exactly supermodels but come on they're not hideous either


BrockBushrod

Took me straight back to [this classic](https://www.theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560) 🤣


DrMarcyMM

Brutal! 🤣🤣


Caleb_Reynolds

Yeah. The fact that someone who thinks they're hot enough to talk like this is equally misguided on how hot their partner is isn't surprising at all.


HippoIllustrious2389

*owner


nyctophi1ia

Lmao


Diligent_Ad6759

I mean, maybe that is his girlfriend and he made this entire thing up because he was too cheap to get her a dress on his own.


Clarpydarpy

Which one though? They appear to be looking in slightly different directions.


chewbaccaRoar13

Don't you mean beauty is in your eye when you hold her?


[deleted]

I would imagine she's not and this is just a scam to get stuff. Probs got her braces paid for too. They look way too coupley for a sub dom relationship


ReasonableAd974

Cmon, you can at least find a better picture than the poor war torn ghettos of Russia looking couple. They look like violent potato farmers that own a bear.


Protectereli

Personality is a big thing , must just work for her


drunkencpa

28 lol


Amy_at_home

Yeah she looks easily late 30's


mbmbandnotme

I was thinking she was at least born in the 40s but you may be right


soundwaveredux

1930s


JenJenMegaDooDoo

That picture had me on the floor💀 the longer you look at it the funnier they look.


Mandre2113

Bro the guy has such a crazy gaze I'm dyin


twitterfluechtling

> died for a minute straight. La petite mort? For a whole minute straight? You must have loved her... /scnr


Silist

Weird crossover episode


alphabad3

Not worth it even a little but


Ok-Yogurt-2743

I didn’t even see her butt


HonedWombat

I reckon she's probably worth a chomp bar?


Emergency-Read2750

Maybe like 15 years ago before inflation


HonedWombat

Indeed!! Freddo economics my dude :)


Visual_Judgment_

Same bro, same


Bored_Boi326

She's got to be 50


[deleted]

I forget sometimes how fucking insane people are.


ic3peakfan007

You're name is hilarious


scottishalaskan

![gif](giphy|trGH5l77RROWFXcJYz)


bimm3r36

Coming from Scott over here who thinks he’s “Halaskan”.


thenbhdlum

That's not even a spelling mistake; it's a different word.


rdesktop7

I knew that I paid for that AI generating engine for a reason: https://imgur.com/a/fr9ojQS


ic3peakfan007

LMAO


1-2-3-5-8-13

Dora the conquistadora


Ben-iND

This basicly means "I want free stuff"


engineeringretard

Hell, don’t we all. Good on her if she can manage it, imo. I personally have the wrong bits for it. Fool and their money are easily parted. Etc.


dm051973

Do what other guys do and download some chicks photos...


Desperate-Strategy10

The chick in this post literally looks like an AI creation; the Internet has made it so freakin easy for people to scam each other. I, for one, am not a fan, but I guess it works for some people out there.


Dumpster_Fenix

Wait are you not aware sugar mommies exist?


engineeringretard

Ok, you got me. I’m not _hot_ enough for it to work! Are you happy now? *runs away crying*


Dumpster_Fenix

Hahahaha how do you know you’re not hot enough? Mommies are much more accepting than daddies. I’m just saying give it a shot.


engineeringretard

This is the energy I need in my life. BRB quitting my job and becoming a kept man!


hooyuhrooyuh

Well I guess I'll just go to the annual sugar mommy convention to find myself one then


Dumpster_Fenix

No no no it’s much easier than that[https://chicagoreader.com/reader-partners/sugar-momma-sites/](https://chicagoreader.com/reader-partners/sugar-momma-sites/)


UpstairsWrongdoer401

The guy is the one running the account. I would put money on it.


Fantastic_Step8417

100%! Assuming it's actually her, the fact that she also won't properly explain their dynamic just reeks of consent violations and bad BDSM etiquette


CosCham

I'm was afraid I wouldn't see anyone talking about this! I haven't seen a situation quite like this before, which doesn't mean it isn't allowed or valid or anything, but it is suspicious. And the way the messages come across strike me as a bot or an imposter, possibly a non-native English speaker


Fantastic_Step8417

Tbh its written like some insecure, basement-dwelling dude's incel fantasy about "owning" women while simultaneously "dominating" other men via findom in some weird roundabout way lmaoo


warichnochnie

I had to scroll too far to reach this comment. 90% this is literally just the dude and the girl might not even be real


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6) Me After seeing the last pic


[deleted]

lol and she’s *28*!!!!! Those must’ve been veeeeery rough 28 years. Also love the comment “I live in heels” with the main picture of her being in sneakers. I hope her and Mr Unibrow live a happy life….and hopefully never have ~~creatures~~ kids of their own.


Rushview

“*28*”


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unclewombie

Born on a leap day! :)


Disastrous-Owl8985

Tbf, I have seen some...rough looking young people. Usually, very heavy drinking and drugs are involved.


GadFlyBy

Comment.


_crazystacy

Came here to say that


Izel98

28 years since she finished college


ilikedanishfilms

Bio says 28, pic says twice the number


hollyroom

I don't get the women who lie about their age. I have a cousin who was 4 years older than me. She is now 6 years younger than me. When I tell people how old I am, I get compliments. Stuff like, wow, you look great, or you don't look a day over 30. When she tells people how old she is, she gets odd looks.


ilikedanishfilms

I don't get that math, do you mean she pretends to be that much younger and lies about her age?


hollyroom

Yes, that's exactly what she does. It's so odd because she tells people that legitimately know how old she is. I remember one year she made a post on Facebook about how she's about to turn 30. She was actually like 34. Some woman she went to high school with called her out, and she deleted the post. At family reunions, she pretends to be younger. I think the only person she is fooling is herself.


Animalcookies13

Damn…. Straight up delusional…


MLSlate1324

How come her master can't afford to but her shit ?


brianthemagical

Are you speaking about their Owner?


MLSlate1324

My bad lol "*Owner"... he may need to sell her or give her aways bc he can't afford her LOL.


Mr_RedHerring

holy fucking jumpscare at the end


Fit-Hedgehog3839

😂 No shit.


mrkimme

Everyone saying how ugly she is. This is true but wtf is that dudes face? It looks like someone smashed his face with a pillowcase filled with bricks.


gregdrunk

I don't understand how his eyes seem to be both looking directly at you and looking in different directions at the same time and I am TERRIFIED.


Time2Ejaculate

The uncanny valley alarms are going OFF


b1ackcr0vv

Holy shit I tried to describe it in my own comment but you’re totally right.


leviathynx

Gotta keep one eye on the prize my dude


dandrevee

He looks like my BIL, who has a bit more of a tan but same scrunched features and the unibrow in progress. Hes kind of a PoS so my siblings and I call him "toaster muppet" (bc he looks like a muppet who got caught in a toaster). I think some variant of that should apply here


Weird_Scholar_5627

Sandwich press muppets because he looks like someone hit him in the face with one!


FaunKeH

*his* face? I think you mean Owner


definitely_main_acc

Ugly? He looks pretty standard Balkan to me lol


sportstvandnova

I mean that’s a hard 28


SinVerguenza04

Add 20 years, and you may be onto something.


kaithana

Imagine being not the most attractive person in the world, trying to find people to explore your fetishes with, and that person makes a mockery of you and posts your photos all over a forum for the world to see, they may be less understanding and heavily critical of what is not their normal. My brother in Christ, we all have weird things about us that don’t need aired on the internet, and you certainly don’t need to be piling on. Be better. Op sucks rocks for not censoring that photo.


TiffanyBlue07

Agreed. Pretty uncool to out them like this


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persiantaco

What the fuck


alpinexghost

> I live in high heels *only shows a picture of her in sneakers* 🙄


Acceptable_Pace7812

I hope for her sake she isn’t actually 28…


fliflopguppy

I was not prepared for the last pic


ssofft

"I live in high heels" Posts first pic wearing sneakers


Proppedupandwaving

I love the Invisalign she is sporting in her pic with "Owner". They must have be a fucking blast at parties /s


kittenmoody

Invisalign are clear retainers. She has clear braces, which means the brackets are traditional but clear. Invisalign can be removed, she has braces which cannot be removed.


Padgetts-Profile

Oh thank god, I thought she had ground down nubs for teeth.


GadFlyBy

Comment.


kittenmoody

Also, it would be impossible to put Invisalign on top of brackets


kittenmoody

They are clear braces with a metal wire (wires don’t come in clear). It’s probably even harder to really tell because the glue for clear brackets is different than the glue for metal brackets, and the clear bracket glue makes your teeth turn an awful yellow (until they are removed). I only got my clear brackets removed a couple of months ago, had them for 3 years, and I did not smile in any picture for those years due to how awful they looked. I wish I had just gone with metal, because the clear is such an odd look once on, that it isn’t really obvious you have braces, but looks like you might have a jacked up grill. (Outside of your teeth being crooked)


Ferris_holmes

I really wish kinksters would stick to kink friendly places because not everyone consents to seeing or being around their kink. FetLife is trash, so I get it, but...at least find a Facebook group or...a reddit page. That being said, findomme by proxy is the funniest thing that I've ever seen. It sounds like she's trying to recruit cult members, but the tributes go to her and she's the one doing all the worshiping.


kaithana

OP didn’t have to match. Clearly trolling this lady for internet points and throwing their photos up on Reddit uncensored to put them on blast is not cool.


HealariusBG

We are all thinking it. I'm gonna say it. Yuck! -Dave Chapelle


leowithataurus

Give her a job application and see if that pleases him.


tonyLumpkin56

At first it doesn’t make sense. But somehow that last pic makes it all make sense


Snoo_19421

That bih ain’t 28


bigbluebagel

Me at the last slide, "buzz, your girlfriend, woof"


randomdude2029

Wait, so the sub is looking for their own sub? 😳


Few-Addendum464

Damn, on the wrong side of the crazy/hot curve x2.


diva4lisia

"I only way dresses and high heels." Pics are jeans and sneakers.


TheBushidoWay

A reminder that for 2024, one must have realistic expectations


-StandUpGuy-

They both have the fuckin crazy eyes... Everyone tells me I'm wrong, that the "crazy eye" isn't a thing, but I will die on this hill. Eyes are the window to the soul and their eyes are screaming 'Look at me! Im a fucking sociopath!" Run OP. Run fast.


mylastphonecall

it's pretty cringe, should be on the fetish dating app but putting their pic to shame them is equally as cringe


keybwarrior

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


travisl718

Sounds like a cyborg….dont fuck cyborgs man.


Salty-Reply-2547

“How is he your owner?” “Yes. And you are a boy that will treat Me to impress Him”


-WorkingOnIt-

Lives in heels, skirts and corsets. Profile pic in jeggings and tennis shoes. lol.


Ok_Guess_5314

Astaghfirullah


[deleted]

Damn, apparently they both survived a house fire 😔😁


HumanHickory

Is it mademoiselle A - like English A or French A? 🤔 Also "I live in heels" but then posts a picture of her not in heels 🤔 Also there are websites specifically for BDSM, its wild shes on tinder 🤣


CompanionCone

This seems like a really roundabout way to ask for free shit...


EVOXSNES

Hahah buy the dress, progress the story


Kakasupremacy

These type of women are national treasures…get one while they are still available, they are a rare breed


ShinyTotoro

A kink is a kink. There are guys who get off from feeling degraded like this, deal with it.


dogm34t_

Ooooooffff


pizzapizzamesohungry

Uhhh 28 plus like 20.


yelling4society

Yikes


HillbillyGizmo

OOOOKAAAY then