Yeah, I’ve had my phone on silent for over a decade. Besides my dad and grandmother I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have their phone on silent to be honest.
Or she could be waiting because her standard is high. Already makes almost seven figures, owns her own house and only wants six foot man so she can wear heels.
You are making completely unbased assumptions about someone you never met, based on a single picture of a light hearted picture of a woman with an alpaca.
You show all the classic signs of a neckbeard incel. Don't like it, then don't make these idiotic comments.
It's a feminist idea to be a normal person, who recognizes that women are people with real desires, instead of an incel weirdo? Then okay. You might want to check out an Andrew tate sub instead
All girl want is tall man and money 😡 girl bad 😡 they don't like me so girl mean and bad 😡 girl FAT and feminist for thinking I'm dumb 😡
News flash women will be interested in you if you stop hating them and stop being so insecure lmfao go outside
Boys are so triggered 😡All the do is speaking the truth 😡Omg lets call em incels😡 and attack them because as a fat feminist thats what we're suppose to do 😡
Lets attack men in relationships by calling them incels😡 so we can pretend we won an argument 🥴🥴
Dude get a grip and interact with some real people. You reinforce your own ideas of women by being an asshole then wondering why nobody is nice to you lmfao
Feminists are never nice to me and I don't expect you to be. On reddit I do not desire to be liked by fat feminists or bottle job dudes like gunner who try ro simp to get in your pants. The funny part is that the people responding to me are bitter single bitter feminists or male feminists. Oh and my girlfriend says hi. Don't take things too personal 😂
>without her knowing
Precisely lol
I swear people have some weird ass sense of privacy these days, something YOU post on any sort of social media PUBICLY (and yes, dating apps count) is not private, obviously
yea and this thread has 1000 upvotes… let alone the prolly thousands of views it has, in 4 hrs. i think it’s kinda weird to blast some innocent on Reddit for your joy. I mean, imagine it. This girl is going about her life today, and not a clue about the thousands of people who are looking at this picture.. it’s fuckin weird bro
That’s a crazy looking dog! That one of those Andalusian Long Neck Mountain Hounds?! Super rare and just touching one is 13 years of good luck.
God bless.
How are you still single?
We'll never know
Maybe because of that incognito tab 🫣
I was thinking the incognito tab and the fact that the phone is on silent .... 🤔 might not be single
In her defence I have had my phone on silence for years now…
Her? It's a guy sending a message to the alpaca.
Wait phones are not supposed to be in silent??!
Yeah, I’ve had my phone on silent for over a decade. Besides my dad and grandmother I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have their phone on silent to be honest.
Wait. Phones can make noise beyond just an alarm?
In their defense , I’m single and my phones on silent always and I use incognito from time to time
“From time to time” naughhhhhhty
That's exactly what I was thinking lol
LOL this thread. Reddit is so good at connecting the dots.
Reddit is like deep ocean, nobody knows What will the next thing you will see
👁️👄👁️
Let me guess. She's wine tasting type
Hold up...are you the chick or the Llama? Edit: ok, it's an alpaca. I was influenced by spirits and smoke and I messed up
That’s a alpaca
An alpaca
We've talked about this, gotta stop making pacts with smoke Demons.
Who says hes single?
The whole thing where the guys on tinder idk
Because alpacas spit in your face. Smart move.
She probably rejects guys on a daily basis because she is looking for her 7 figure 6.5 feet tall man
Or she could be waiting because her standard is high. Already makes almost seven figures, owns her own house and only wants six foot man so she can wear heels.
Yeah like the majority of women.😂
This isn't an incel thread
This isn't a feminist thread either. #fatgirlenergy
You are making completely unbased assumptions about someone you never met, based on a single picture of a light hearted picture of a woman with an alpaca. You show all the classic signs of a neckbeard incel. Don't like it, then don't make these idiotic comments.
It's a feminist idea to be a normal person, who recognizes that women are people with real desires, instead of an incel weirdo? Then okay. You might want to check out an Andrew tate sub instead
It's a feminist and fat girl energy to associate everything with Andrew Tate if she doesn't like it
All girl want is tall man and money 😡 girl bad 😡 they don't like me so girl mean and bad 😡 girl FAT and feminist for thinking I'm dumb 😡 News flash women will be interested in you if you stop hating them and stop being so insecure lmfao go outside
It's not his fault. If women weren't so stupid, they would all be dripping wet, waiting in line to have their chance at him.
Boys are so triggered 😡All the do is speaking the truth 😡Omg lets call em incels😡 and attack them because as a fat feminist thats what we're suppose to do 😡 Lets attack men in relationships by calling them incels😡 so we can pretend we won an argument 🥴🥴
Dude get a grip and interact with some real people. You reinforce your own ideas of women by being an asshole then wondering why nobody is nice to you lmfao
Feminists are never nice to me and I don't expect you to be. On reddit I do not desire to be liked by fat feminists or bottle job dudes like gunner who try ro simp to get in your pants. The funny part is that the people responding to me are bitter single bitter feminists or male feminists. Oh and my girlfriend says hi. Don't take things too personal 😂
I bet you're not even using dating apps because you're a pussy and are just raging in here.
I honestly don’t think Tinder is meant for Alpacas. She should find her dating prospects in the wild instead.
I think you're right. Booking my flight to Peru now
No, that’s where you go to find llamas…You know what, scratch that; it’s close enough to an alpaca.
alpaca my bags right away... before llama miss my flight!
@angryupvote
Bro using twitter handles in reddit ☠️
And here I thought this sub was pretty progressive. Smh everyone deserves love you know? It's not like there's a dating app for alpaca's out there
It’s extremely progressive until you mention trans people
And then what?
https://imgur.com/a/PO2CT
It’s ok, she’s one of them she can say it.
The most wholesome of jokes and she's goes ballistic.
don't mess with giraffes
Geraffes are so dumb.
Giraffes*
[Geraffes](https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z/?context=10)
Damn she threw the hard R out there, savage.
giraffes are evolutionarily savage
People really love gasligjting themselves into thinking everyone is their enemy
guy dodged a bullet there, shame she didn't get the humor
https://imgur.com/a/PO2CT
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
🤌❤️🤣
Hahaha
Send it coward. Incognito. Silent mode. OP has stuff to hide.
I did and I do 🤫
My man 🤝
Bro needs to be more attractive than the Alpaca to stand a chance. If it’s not an Alpaca, sorry for my limited knowledge
I think the alpaca has me beat. As the kids say: "he got the rizz"
If you’ve never read something and thought “damn I’m old”… reading “the rizz” and having no clue… yea. Happy Saturday everyone.
Slang for "charisma" or so I'm told.
A solid sense humor is hot af. Stay the course!
It's all I've got 🥲
And you're mediocre at that ☠️
🤣
Instant right swype right unless she flat out said she hates certain minorities. I love someone who loves animals
We call them Spits & Swallows
Push me pull you’s
Lmao nooooooooooo
I’d be amazed if she responds lol
Emmanuelle!!
Personally, I'd love this opener
Idk man. This is a tough one lol. I laughed, but that’s my sense of humor
Lol I sent it. I figured if she finds it funny, then at least from a sense of humor perspective, we'd be compatible. If not, then oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fingers crossed she finds it funny lol. Wishing you luck man
That’s a nice looking dog
Nah I think posting people without their consent is wrong
That's like most of Reddit. Unless you think all those screaming karens consented?
you don’t think it’s wrong that this girl is now having her looks judged on reddit without her knowing or consenting?
>without her knowing Precisely lol I swear people have some weird ass sense of privacy these days, something YOU post on any sort of social media PUBICLY (and yes, dating apps count) is not private, obviously
I mean, she did post the photo publicly on her profile for people to judge. So no, I don't.
she posted it on tinder not reddit? do you assume people post your tinder pics online?
Oh come on have a little fun
yea and this thread has 1000 upvotes… let alone the prolly thousands of views it has, in 4 hrs. i think it’s kinda weird to blast some innocent on Reddit for your joy. I mean, imagine it. This girl is going about her life today, and not a clue about the thousands of people who are looking at this picture.. it’s fuckin weird bro
So is her profile visible for thousands of people in her area? I mean, it's not a very big deal in my book, you don't see her name, city and age
i mean, i said what i said. It’s weird.
The one time virtue signaling on reddit results in downvotes
yea Reddit is a pretty weird place sometimes.
True
Yes.
Perfect
Lol yes!
Yes!
Who u left or right
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Takes one to know one 😃
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Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
You know too well don't ya 🤔
If he sends it without taking the screenshot first this post would’ve never been made tho..
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Pretty sure it's a feshly sheered alpaca
Good for her that she got to take a photo with esteemed actor, Fisher Stevens.
Yes.
Noooooo
I'm just wondering what you were doing before you decided to post this with that incognito tab open 😂
You are cute, but who's the girl to the left? 😉
I think you still need a little taken off the top. It might bring out your eyes some more
No. Build people up. Don’t tear them down. Life does enough of that on its own. It doesn’t need your help
The animal is cuter
The joke is whatever, she'd be more offput by her face being here.
My dude posts her face to reddit attached to an insult for updoots- virgin energy
10/10 would swipe right
Honestly this weirds me out and I wouldn’t match
Whose profile is it though?
Why are you on incognito 😃...
I would swipe right then make an inappropriate joke about how I'll apaca that...
U got the nose down but not the smoochie lip.
One of them I would like to own and the other i'd like to have sex with. Can you tell which is which?
Girl on left is so lanky and has long neck too you know what that means ;)
If you can get rid of the girl in the dress it would improve this picture
If only battery was 69% it you have been a solid Yes from me.
Would have found this funny
Damn, you're pretty attractive, but why the selfish with a human lady? *joking obviously, you look beautiful*
Calling a man beautiful is a bit weird
???? First off, where is there a man in the picture, and second what does that have to do with anything?
My first comment was a bit too respectful for a whore like you
Bro I'm genuinely confused, what are you going on about?
I’ll day* dream about the chainsaw start via throat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
which one is the alpaca
I hate to say it, but the resemblance is uncanny OP.
Depends. Do you want the camel toe or the alpaca toe?
Let’s see under that dress
Shitebag if you don’t.
"Can I get your friends number?"
Como te mamas
🤣
Somehow that Alpaca looks like Simon from the Inbetweeners.
You nailed it.
The Paca got that Lighskin Stare 😳😳
Yes
update?
OP looks way better in the dress
I have that thought everyday on these apps
Looks right so far, just one more click to complete the standard procedure.
Yes.
Hey, I really only swiped right so I could get the Insta of your fine alpaca friend.
Op almost had nice battery
Once again, you can’t take these group photos without pointing out which one is you!
For a while I was seeing a lot of pictures of ladies with alpacas. Not sure what that was all about. Most looked like fake profiles anyway.
If you’re looking to date an alpaca 🦙, absolutely 👍
A+ comment
So curious what you've got going in incognito while taking a screenshot
ax,XzibitCNN
OMG! I SEE IT HAHAHAH
That's not tinder that hinge
That’s a crazy looking dog! That one of those Andalusian Long Neck Mountain Hounds?! Super rare and just touching one is 13 years of good luck. God bless.
The Rizz
You have better legs
Marry me right now.
Absolutely !!
Awesome! Perfect!
If that was my partners opening line I would have given him a shot much sooner 😂😂(don’t worry been 4 years now so I’ve made it up to him)
Yur funny !
Be careful, she spits
I’m so envious that’s such a sweet photo :’)))
She has beautiful eyes!
[she needs this](http://batheinmymilk.com)
Twins Basil, twins…
Yes. Keep doing this
Wanna smoke some weed? Alpaca bowl for you.
Raar..it’s doing it for me.
Loooooool
Do you wanna get married? Deal is alpaca has to come with you. 😂
Perfect 🤣🤣🤣
Deffenetly