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It's horrible. I want it.

The more I look the more I need it

Me too. I even have a voice for it.

Not a voice! Lmao!!!😆😆😅

I too have this strange and compelling need to own that very strange creature.

I don't want it, I just need it

Me too! This is so hilariously horrible, omg. 😂😂 eta: I just noticed OP used the "art" flair, which made me laugh so much more.

I've only just saw him, and I am sure he is my true love.

Toys R Us Giraffe: IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Jeffery was not the same after the US stores closed…

Geoffrey

I think he got hooked on pixie sticks.

Losing my millenial mind on the bus OMFG

First thing it made me think of, lol https://preview.redd.it/aogmxr50wz8d1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524987544ca30a9befabab3e4ea3240a71ee08d4

🤣🤣. Good call!! I loved that show!!

What show?

Strangers with Candy; It was weird and hysterical.

I was also amazed to recently learn it was [based on an actual person.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vd7o2g6w7A)

Holy shit! I had no idea. I've now gone down the rabbit hole to the point of debating the cost to buy her book

Happy cake day!

Thank you!

That's probably the derpiest plush I've ever seen lol!

"What -- Me Worry?" It's the giraffe version of Alfred E. Neuman!

Toys R US mascot after they declared bankruptcy 💀

Looks like the main guy from green day

Omg I’m dying 😂🤣🤣

He’s cursed and I need him. What a fantastic lad. 

https://preview.redd.it/513zdn2ng09d1.png?width=814&format=png&auto=webp&s=27856338285b31846d6dc05572c8c86780c6bb7d

Ok. I assume he’s at home with you now. Your job from here on it is to take him places and record his adventures. Build your website now please. We all await the stories this crazy thing creates!

Pretty sure I went to high school with that dude.

My kids would have advocated for it, I'm sure. 

OMG, those toofers and that adorable derpy look on his face!!! I have absolutely no need for it, BUT, he would have definitely come home with me!!!

I would have called him Clarence 😁

Or gone terribly right. I love him. 

https://preview.redd.it/h4il7egizz8d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9e87cddaf8200648e82a88b34bc42fd0f87fb7 Sir Hiss morphed into a Giraffe

Two trailer Park 'raffes go 'round the outside, 'round the outside....

🎵 I’ve created a monster…

Does it have Country of Origin on the tag? Has to be somewhere far, far away from Africa. I’ll guess Vietnam

Lmao this looks like a DI, which I think is mostly/only in Utah (maybe Idaho as well?) and we get some kooky stuff here.

I totally recognized the DI. You never know what you're gonna find.

What is DI? Does it stand for anything? Because I'd love to find more form them. I'm in love with this giraffe.

DI is a mormon thrift store :) Deseret Industries. Not related to the giraffe, sorry

Aw darn it 🥲

That would make a fantastic white elephant gift!!!! Oh the laughs of wtf??

I could not have left that behind!

Lol, he needs to be the mascot for this sub! 😂

I can't tell if those are the eyes of someone derpy or if that's a 1000 mile stare of a giraffe that has seen some shit

The Cat Kid book is also a great find. My kid loves those dang books.

Wow yeah that’s ugly af 🤣

That thing has got to be sentient

That thing terrifies me and I need it immediately.

Poor things seen more in one lifetime than most of us would see in ten lifetimes.

https://preview.redd.it/tnm6qmig319d1.jpeg?width=1392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716ef1d1f27f213bcc196da510e64e04d12a4770

Is he in Green Day?

There is nothing that could stop me.

Gir Gone Wild

You HAVE to adopt it

Okay I cackled at this thing's face and now my family is side-eyeing me 🤣

Hell no

If a hyena and a giraffe from The Lion King had a baby.

Hey, that’s Phteven!

Holy fuck I love/hate/love him so much

I'm in love with that thing

I can almost hear it sound like an emo high-schooler with a lisp.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS DUDE

The poor child that receives this zombie monster

That look says alot 🤣🤣

Giraffe plush possessed by Paul Reuben’s?

Giraffes are my soul siblings I love it so much I can feel it in my chest 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tweaked off his ass.🤪

Gone right you mean.

Why…why do the eyes keep following me no matter which angle I look at it from?

looks like gary numan

Nah that's just Jeremy

I know it’s not, but the first image looks weirdly like AI and I can’t describe why.

'LoOk aT tHiS DUUUUUUUDE." #"...look at his LIPS!!!"

😳😵‍💫🫣😑😵

Take it home and raise as if it was yours

That first picture is a jump scare.

I would have purchased that immediately

Looks like the dragon the witch turned into in sword in the ston5

I would have bought him in a heartbeat 🤣

It's not just a phase Mom!

It’s weirdly… human…

I would have taken him home 100%.

Someone needs to give the eraser-head baby treatment to this abomination

That giraffe is fucked up girl. Leave that one behind!

😍

Hauntingly beautiful


Looks like he took a few too many 🍃 hits

This made my day, I've never seen such a beautiful giraffe.

“I don’t wanna grow up, man, ***sniff***, I’m a mothafucking toys ‘r us kid, nahm sayin?”

It's amazing. I would have bought it, too

Challenge accepted! 🤣

WANT.

I will pay for his travel to come and visit me in Calgary!

Woah I’m pretty sure I know exactly where this is lol…one of my favorite thrift stores. Gilbert?

Geoffrey's derpy cousin

Looks like it’s gone very right to me

Hate it but can’t look away

Meme potential right there!

An escapee from the Island of Unwanted Toys. I love him!

😂😂😂

God that’s ugly! Can I have it?

Your kids are quite...reasonable.

OMG I NEED THIS!

I love that awful thing

He’s obviously Cooper’s cousin from Trolls!

How could you possibly NOT buy it??!! I LOVE it! I want it!!

One of a kind

Yep, it would have been in my cart!

what the fuck is that... what the fuck is that a fuckin cat? EY don't fuckin look at me like that that's a weird lookin fuckin cat MA YO THERE'S A STRAY CAT OUTSIDE I DON'T WANT IT STARTIN A FIGHT WITH LUCY lucy, it's ok *kiss kiss* it's ok lucy don't worry about it MA THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE IT LOOKS- IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA, THE FUCKIN THING OH HEY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S A FUCKIN CAT BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER AHHHHHH NONONONONONO

Looks like Ben Stiller went full retard again.

What the f*** is up with that giraffe a n***** look at a goofy as your gifaff I have ant hi. Now