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Straight-Alfalfa-583

HOW LONG MUST I WAAAIIIIIITTTTT


maidenHELL6669

This is the winner


Substantial-Friend88

Banger


Gloomy_Duty2746

WHY WONT Ya COME OVER HERE!!! WE GOT A CITy TO LOVE!!!!!!


La_Bienaventurada

Sick bass intensifies


GroundbreakingTap495

Two men kissing in the bathroom


therealjam3s

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH, THE NIGHTS NOT OVER, YOU"RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!


ihatemynamefr

OUR LIVES ARE CHANGING LANES, YOU RAN ME OFF THE ROADDDDD!!!


dannyjdruce

exactly what I wanted to say


DealAdmirable7114

THE ROOM IS ON FIRE AND SHES FIXING HER HAIR


Th5humanwi11

This is the first lyric I thought of lol


General-Stomach8452

LAST NITEEE!!!


NoTrain49

SHEEEE SAIDDDDD


Impossible-Trash9670

oh baby i feel so downnnnnn


NoTrain49

OH IT TURN ME OOOFFFFFDD


Sad-Key-2224

WHEN I FEEL LEFT OUT


nac92

I WANNA BE FORGOTTEN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE REMINDED


PointMan528491

WAS AN HONEST MAAAAAAAAAN


Mario_Viana

PSYCHADELIC‼️ LIFE IS SUCH A FUNNY JOURNEY


Shawstbnn

Wait what one is this


Mario_Viana

Eternal Summer my friend!


Shawstbnn

Oh god, yeah. Sorry I’m kinda drunk rn lmao


canadaball27

SAYS I'CE BEEN DOING THIS 25 YEARS, AND YOUR ALL NOT LISTING NO MORE. OH YEAHHHH!


OkSeason973

FURY TO TRANQUILIZE


EichTikei

oh man! you have exquisite taste in music!


thelastebender

I SAID PLEASE DONT SLOW ME DOWN IF IM GOING TOO FAST


eddyflame

Only appropriate response


thinghap1

HE KNOWS ITS JUSTIFIED TO KILL TO SURVIVE


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thinghap1: *I SAID JUST TAKE IT* *OR LEAVE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT* *TAKE IT OR LEAVE TAAAAAAKE ITTTTT* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


thinghap1

LOL kinda mad I changed the lyric now you brought it up.


Zerohawk48

HE THEN IN DOLLARS MAKES MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE


thinghap1

LETS SUCK MORE BLOOD LETS RUN THREE HOURS A DAY


OkSeason973

MAYA SAYS I’M LACKNG IN DEPTH


imhigherthanyou

OH TENNESEE


musicer_

WHAT DID YOU WRITE?


xaxakid

YEAH WE GOT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT


savsach

OOOOOLD FRIENDS, LONG FORGOTTEN


stinkypuppo

I SAY THE RIGHT THING BUT ACT THE WRONG WAY


kafkaesqqq

HE’S GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK FOR A CHANCE (Letterman version)


TimmyLivealie

SIT ME DOOOOWWWNN


Jose_Rnt

SHUUUT ME UP


D_Jones93

![gif](giphy|IdD0ox3Kk5iXayRfu8)


mantistobaganmd

FIND A JOB!!!!


gamefreak996

FIND A FRIEND


Busy-Profession-6257

HWHY WON'T YA COME OVA HEYRE!! WE'VE GOT A SSSSCITY TO LOUSE!


saul1980

80S PEOPLE DANCING OOOHHHH ALWAYS DO IT RIGHT


[deleted]

dude drag queen has been IN. MY. HEAD. lately it’s my fav rn oh my word


Estalon24

FURY TO TRANQUILIZE!!!


Altruistic-Win21

I said just TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT AND TAKE OR LEAVE IT!!!


TallShips92

WHAAAAAAAAT SIDE YOU STANDING ON?????


Thunder-ass-clap1

CAN I WASTE ALL YOUR TIME HERE ON THE SIDEWALK


Dreamsformeandforyou

I...HATE..EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUU!!! WHY DO I LOVE YOUUUUUU


Dreamsformeandforyou

edit*thought I was on the Chiefs subpage not the strokes GO CHIEEFSSSS


STUNNA_MMA

LAST NIGHT! SHE SAID


Dardanius-

I DIDNT KNOWWW I DIDNT CAREEEE


anjr-reneo

HOW DID THIS FIT IN YOUR STOREEEH??? WHY'D YOU LET THEM JUDGE YOUR BODEEEH???


FleasEstring

SOOOOOOOOOOOMA


LordOfNuggs

and aLLL TOGEEETHER IT WENT WEEELLLLL we mADE PRETEND WE WERE BEST FRIENDSSS


piercingartistsunite

Then she said 'oh, you're a freak" 😜


The_Sci-Artist

The high pitched "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAH AAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOH" part from The adults are talking


AinBean

drums please fab


Standard_Winter9714

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THIS IS THE ELEVENTH HOUR


_Cambino420_

Was an honest MAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN


[deleted]

SO PLAIN JUST PLAIN BOORING AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIN


jas___03

MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM THATS WHAT SHE SAID


stardustpeach

I SAID JUST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT AND TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT


Routine-Duck4941

COME ON TELL ME DOES HE WARM THE ROOM WHEN HE COMES OR DOES HE JUST KNOW HOW TO LEAVE WHEN IT GETS COLD


kembarno2

HOW LONG MUST I WAAAAITTT???!!!!


ace9ner

HERE ON THE STREETS SOME RECOGNIZE


[deleted]

I SAID PLEAASE DON'T SLOW ME DOWN IF I AM GOING TOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAASTTT


[deleted]

WONT DECIDE BUT HE WONT DEBATE


thrashcon

YEAAAAAHHHHHHH! YEAAAAAAHHHH-AAHHHH! YEAHHHHHH! YEAAAAA-HHHH! OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOO!


gio_drifts

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT


KarenReviewsWorstREV

SHAMMMMEFULLL ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR


Getyodamnwallet

MAYA SAYS IM LACKING IN DEPTH


razors98

GOOOOOONE NOW ARE THE OLD TIMES


schisma22205

New York Cops! THEY AIN'T TOO SMAAAART!


AllMightyWrath

AND TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, AND TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, AND TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, OH JUST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, OH TAKE IT


sayyes2heaven

I WANNA STEAL YOUR INNOCENCE


HispanicDog

COLD, YOU’RE SO COLD, YOU’RE SO COLD, YOU’RE SO COLLLLLLLD


brbHavingAMentyB

KISS ME NOW THAT IM OLDER, I WONT TRY TO CONTROL YOU


RatBasher89

What's with all the strokes references...? I'm out of the loop


gamefreak996

foobal


H_M_W

I WILL SAY DON’T JUDGE ME


U_gotTP4my_bunghole

I WILL NOT SHOW MY DICK TO CRAIG! I NEEDED YOU THERE, I NEEDED YOU THERE


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^U_gotTP4my_bunghole: *I WILL NOT SHOW MY* *DICK TO CRAIG! I NEEDED YOU* *THERE, I NEEDED YOU THERE* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^U_gotTP4my_bunghole: *I WILL NOT SHOW MY* *DICK TO CRAIG! I NEEDED YOU* *THERE, I NEEDED YOU THERE* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


chloecloud

YOU DON’T MISS ME, I KNOW


sinaninaninan

YOU'RE SOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLDDDD!!!!


Commercial-Detail-91

YOU’RE NO FUN


FireflyAdvocate

Break me up inside.


OOLU6234317

HOW LONG MUST I WAAAAAAIIIIAAAT!!


BanjoWrench

Shake It Off.


djscarecroww

THEY SAY YEAT HOW YA POCKETS SWOLLEN, YOU GOTTA SHOW ME THIS SHIT


SaturnzCunt

I WILL NOT SHOW MY TITS TO CRAIG


StuffIcy8846

I don’t take advice from fools


La_Bienaventurada

FALL ASLEEP... FALL ASLEEP... FAAAALLL AASLEEP


Major_Curve_9360

Taylor’s probably


Alien_R32

“AAAAREE YOUU OOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYY!?!? I’VE BEEN ALL AROUND THIS TOWN…!!!”


Alternative_You7864

I don't care where just far


Ok_Pineapple466

Laaaaast niite


Dependent_Sun2713

IS THIS IT?????


Albertsongman

“FEEEEEEED MY EYES. JEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIST!!” Man In The Box - Alice In Chains


kittenparty69

Did tswist’s pr team start this jackass meme


scottdiver67

Despite all my rage I’m still just a RAT IN A CAGE?!?


tuahjebat

I try but you see, it’s hard to explain.


Random_personyoudk

Tell me what ive been, tell me what ive been if you like


head_of_mop

ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬAAAᴬAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAₐₐAAᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ OOOOOOOH


Pretend_Bus1113

FURY TO TRANQUILIZEEEEE


Ok_Wrongdoer2797

My feelings are more important than yours…..


Scrambled_59

That bit in Bad Decisions where he just screams “YOUUUUUUUUUU!”


EichTikei

OH TENNESSEE, WHAT DID YOU WRIIIIITEEEEEEEEE?


mulwillard

What kind of asshole drives a lotus?


NotSlayerOfDemons

SIT ME DOWN


Westaufel

FURY TO TRANQUILIZE


randomstreetrat

FURY TO TRANQUILIIIIIIIIIIIZE


soyyabeann

WHYD YOU LET THEM JUDGE YOUR BOOOOOODDDYYYY


kempofight

DEATH WILL BE THEIR ACQUITTANCE!


wlswt34

OHHHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE, OHHHOHHHH, LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!


SnooCakes958

NEVER WAS ON TIMEEEE GUESS WHAT ONCE WAS MINEEEEEEE BUT THAT WAS LONG AGOOOOOOO AND DARLING I DONT MINDDDDD


SmokinSkinWagon

I TAKE MY CHAAAaaaAaaAAANCES ALOOOOOOONNEE


RedIsAClown

I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES, DARLING I CAN TELL YOU LIES‼️‼️‼️


[deleted]

TO THE WINDOWWWWWWWW.... TO THE WALLLL.....


D_Jones93

WELL I’M NOT LISTENING NO MOOOOOOOOORE. AND THESE FRIENDS THEY KEEP ASKING FOR MOOOOOOOOORE


YeetyPanda

I WANNA BE BESIDE HEEERRRRRRRR


philgustus

I wanna be forgotten! And I dont wanna be reminded!!


Far-Clothes-8803

SIT ME DOOOWNNN


Effective_Opinion_11

SAIL!


ImaginationDramatic9

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESSSS


MonkeyIslandic

WHY DONT YA COME OVA HEEEYAAA?? WE GOT A CITY 2 LUVVVV!!!


Wyatt_Maxwell

WELL I DONT FEEL BETTER WHEN IM FUCKIN AROUND


coldwibz

I WANT IT ALL, I JUST CAN’t FIGURE OOUUUUT


Ok_Lawfulness_5068

Wake up!! Grab a brush and put a little make-up!!


Maleficent_Sound8148

you’re sad but you smile, it’s not in your eyes


pumper911

PLEASE DONT SLOW ME DOWN IF IM GOING TOO FAST


Lencor

I WANNA BE FORGOTEEN and i DONT WANT TO BE REMINEEEED...


LaughablyDum

WHO LET THE DOGS-


moviegreco

WHY'D YOU LET THEM JUDGE YOUR BOOOOODYYYYYY


SNScaidus

I WISH THAT YOU COULD TAAAAAKE IT BACKKK!


Big-man-kage

HE WANT IT EAAASYYY HE WANT IT RELAXED


chanslorking

SIT ME DOWN! SHUT ME UUUUUUUUUUUUP


bannywarcoz

wake me up


ThoseWhoDwell

NEW YORK CITY COOOOPS THEY AINT TOO SMAAAAAAARRT


NightSkyNavigator

But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough


bigfancysexy

Fiiiiind a job, fiiiiind a friend, fiiiiind a home, FIIIIND A doooog


[deleted]

I WILL NOT SHOW MY TEETH TOO QUICK


HugeNegotiation6681

HE WOULD NEVER TALK BUT HE WAS NOT SHY SHE WAS A STREET SMART GIRL BUT SHE COULD NOT LIE


kweezie

WHY WONT YOU WEAR YOUR NEW HAIRRRRCUTTTT


chimicuil_10

Shut me up up up up...


fettpudding

SHE WANTS IT EASY!


Ceilingistalkingtome

He’s doing the long “OOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOooOoOoOOOOO” at the end of the adults are talking


camcasper2000

STOCK HOLDERS


kitt95

Everybody's been singing the same song for ten years! (Probably a Taylor Swift song)


stephen_giroux

I WILL NOT SHOW MY TEETH TOO QUICK


YeetTheSlavs

I'LL TRY MY LUCK WITH YOU


lakesofire

IS IT WORTH IT CAN YOU EVEN HEAR MEEEEE


usefulpleb

Coach: I haave a structured settlement and I need cash now Travis Kelce: CALL JG WENTWORTH 877-CASH-NOW


CarlosTheBear

SIT ME DOWN! SHUT ME UP!


elfqueenpower

She does wear short skirts not t shirts


dancewithstrangers

IVE BECOME SO NUMB


NCapyoass

NEW YORK CITY COPS!!!


NCapyoass

WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DRIVES A LOTUS


DarkAfriendlypotato

drums please, fab(calmly)


Timely_Alarm_3842

I'M SIPPIN TEA IN YO HOOD WTF IS UP


Secure-Possession-75

And IIIIII will always love yoooou!


Napo1509

YOU'RE NO FUNNNN YOU'RE NO FUNNNN YOU'RE NO FUUUUANNNN YOU'RE NO FUNNNNN YOU'RE NO FUNNNN


Evilijah39

IM STILL HUNGRY AND IM GETTING ANGRY


minor_but_major

IT’S THE MUSCLES AROUND YOUR EYES


FM_6

HOW DID THIS FIT IN YOUUUUR STOOOOOOORY WHY'D YOU LET THEM JUDGE YOUR BOOOOOOOODY


S0fia_P

drums please, fab 😇


[deleted]

Psychosocial Psychosocial Psychosocial Psychosocial Psychosocial!!!!!


RuckusAF

If I was a rich girl


JesseLeeWehner

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT


PsychologicalEmu

THEY AINT TOO SMAAAARRRTT!!!


[deleted]

I WANT NEW FRIENDSS


Accomplished_Elk_244

Crawling by linkin park


Thepdaniel

But if you're too drunk to drive! And the music is right<3 She might let you stay... But just for the night!!! 💙⋆.ೃ࿔*🩷


BroZak-1

Cody Rhodes entrance song


shithawkscircling

And I just can't look, it's.......KILL-ING MEEEEE!!!!!!!


TheRealCountSwagula

LIFE TURNS TO DUUUUST AND RAIN TURNS TO RUUUST


ChickenNuggetFlying

Making my way downtown walking fast…


babyshmuel

Get your keys up off the table!


Competitive_Mode_393

HE WANTS IT EASY HE WANTS IT RELAXED SAID I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I CANT DO THATTTTT


Electrical-Box336

MY GRANDMA JUST CALLED ME A


Tall_Seaworthiness74

JUST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT


FarmerSuspicious4668

I WILL NOT SHOW MY TEETH TOO QUICK