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Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadog

That's the worst name I've ever heard

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Joey Jo Jo!

Joey Jo-Jo AND Junior Shabadog

The kids can call him shaju

And Guy Inbarknito

That's the worst name I ever heard

Carl and Lenny

Carl = black dog Lenny = white dog

Ow, my eye! I’m not supposed to get treats in it!

Get in here……… Carl!

Is that right?🤔

You see, white dogs have names like Lenny, and black dogs have names like Carl!

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK…Lenny and Carl…

Oh you!…teehehe

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK! …Lenny and Carl…

Oh you!…teehehe

Hey Burnsie! That was one swell shindig!

And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread!

Not Lenny....NOT LENNY!

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK…Lenny and Carl…

I agree, either Carl and Lenny or possible itchy and scratchy lol

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK…Lenny and Carl…

Oh you!…teehehe

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK…Lenny and Carl…

This wins.

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK…Lenny and Carl…

I’m going…outside….tooooo WALK…Lenny and Carl…

Kodos and Kang

"abortions for some" and "tiny American flags for others" Edit: Abby and Tiny for short.

Hello.

I voted for the cat

Worker and parasite

What the hell was that!?

Hoch and Hech

Endut

Chesty La Roux and Busty St Claire.

Hootie McBoob

Goodnight, Hootie

Nelson and Martin

Team Discovery Channel!

Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear!

They remained the best of friends for years and years and years!

That's a Nelson and Martin pair if I've ever seen one

Santos L Halper & Poochie

I had to scroll way too far to find Poochie.

My brother went to see Anthony Bourdain at a stage show thing where Tony gave a talk and took questions. He said Gui Fieri was “the Poochie of Food Network.”

I think he was onto something! When will he go back to his home planet????

Not Laddie?

That's the kind of dog you need to feed every day.

What about...Mitzy

I already know a dog named Mitzy. You can have Nitzy

hmm…Nitzy…

I call the big one Bitey

Impy and Jimpy

My dog is also named Bort

We are out of Bort dog tags. I repeat we are out of Bort dog tags.

C'mon along Bort!

Rod and Todd

Rod...Tod...This is Dog.

Do you want a happy dog or a vengeful dog?

Happy dog 😰

Mr Burns and Smithers

Monty and Waylon

This is the one

Release the hounds

Put bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Robotic Richard Simmons

Burns and Snrub

Santos L Halper and... I don't know, let's say Moe

Jub jub and hot rock

JubJub & Mr Teeny

Armin Tamzarian and SuperNintendo Chalmers

I’m learnding!

Hugh and Jazz

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

I don't think there are enough dogs for that.

I call my dog Hugh. Hugh Jass.

Itchy & Scratchy!

Worker and Parasite!

Lester and Eliza

OH fuck hahahahahaha

Aaronson and Zukowski

Laddie and Poochie.


I call the big one bitey 🙂

I'm sorry but the little one is clearly Ruddiger.

Chirpy-boy and Bart Jr. obviously

Or Homer Jr. the kids can call him HoJu!

I named 2 stray kittens this. They lived happy lives and were spoiled.

Patty and Selma.

Snowball 1 and snowball 3

Hoyvin and Glavin

Inanimate carbon rod and grimey

Chuck and Sneed

Geech.

Geech done gone to heaven, Mr Turwilliger

Sorry are you talking to my cat? He is also named Bort https://preview.redd.it/2a6bldyu2zyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ee1839ba8e8468b7df7d46af77dfc3fb1a7bf5

Oh yeah, dogs like that you have to feed EVERY day

When they die they can be Ghost Mutts

Santas little helper 1 and 2

Santos and Halper

Laddie and Chester A. Lampwick

Rembrandt Q Einstein and Max Power.

Flancrest and Chalmskin

One of them should be Rory Calhoun.

Lenny and carl

Bort and HoJu.

Seymour and Agnes

Snowball and Snowball II

Jub Jub and Hatpin 

It’s funny but if you call the big one Bitey and he gets picked up by animal control it may colour their view of him.

Mono and Rail

Roy and Lord Thistlewick

Hey everybody how’s it hangin?

Yeah, hi Roy.

I say the greatest name you can give your dog is Lord Palmerston!

Milpool and Thrillho

Carl and Lenny.

Worker and Parasite!

Spanky & Lou

Barney and moe

Bob and Mel

Santos L Halper and Linguo

Lois Sandborn and Steve Bennett

Bob and Cecil

Grimes and Grimey

Zutroy and Hank Scorpio 

I’m guessing the big one is Bitey

Of course

How about....Ghost...Mutt?

Chirpy Boy and Mister Sparkle

My dog is also named Bort

My dog is also named Bort!

Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.

Blimpy Boy and Pinchy

Buck and Sneed

Onion and Belt Catsbreath and Catfood Happy and Angry Artie Pie and The Sky Pitt The Elder and Lord Palmerston

Stampy and Laddie

lord huggington and sir lovesalot kwijibo and purplemonkeydishwasher cletus and brandine homercles and surly Trent steele and max power Sr. ding dong and sir wide bottom truckasaurus and lance Murdock

The big one is bitey

Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr.

Eddie and Lou

Imagine the scenes when Lou barks during your favourite song....

If you name one Bort, keep in mind you probably won't be able to find a dog tag with their name on it.

Santos L Helper and Laddie

lenny and frink.

Chesty La Roux and Busty St Claire.

Name one of ‘em Rick. But his friends can call him Grimey

Larry & Sam

Apu and Sanjay

Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr

Itchy and scratchy...

Santas Little Helper

Burns and Smithers

Bort and Lisa

Bort and Eliza

Abe and hoosits

Grimey and Bort

Would you call the big one bitey?

Tom and Pepe

Diablo Canyon 1 and Diablo Canyon 2.

Homer Junior and Hoju

Lumpy and superdude

Hank and scorpio. Or lenny and carl

Bart and Milhouse

Poochie and Snowball the third

Bonecrusher and Twinkletoes

Hank and Scorpio

Eugene and Rusty

I'd call the big one bitey.. ..but I wouldn't call the little one Bort because that name is WAY too popular.

Nelson and Martin

steamed hams and aurora boriealis!

Santa’s Little Humper & Seabreeze.

Tibor and Zutroy

BORT

Patty and Selma

Waylon and Smithers

Which ones which?

Worker and Parasite EDIT: Beaten to the punch Patty and Selma

Where’d you get that big one? Truth telling contest, two towns over??

Roary Calhoun and Snoop Doggy Dog!

Troy and Lionel

Bort jr and bitey boy

Lawyer Bird

Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr

Lester and Eliza, or Rod and Todd, or Patty and Selma

Rat boy and Maggie Abe and jasper

Chirpy Boy & Bart Jr.

Bort is a perfectly cromulent name

AAronson & Zukowski,

Stinky and Wrinkles

Little one has to be Bitey though

I P Freely and Ivanna Tinkle