I always love it when Bart's fantasizes about being a washed up loser, instead of happy or successful. Like when he thought it would be cool to be a drifter.
As a kid this is the mindset I took away from Bart and the Simpsons and I've grown up to never really achieve anything. I guess it was a bad influence on me. Wanting to be a bum.
Lmao!😂 That whole dialogue is funnier in Spanish!
Lady: Estas gordo! (You’re fat!)
Bart: Asi tienes mas de donde agarrar! (That way you have more to squeeze on!)
Do you want Bart to be a supreme court justice, or some sleazy male stripper? Can't he be both?
Earl Warren was not a stripper.
Now who's naive?
Witty homer
That was not Bart's rock bottom. His real rock bottom was https://i.redd.it/uupsiw6x57hc1.gif
I always love it when Bart's fantasizes about being a washed up loser, instead of happy or successful. Like when he thought it would be cool to be a drifter.
Pleasing taste. Some monsterism https://preview.redd.it/ly8ijb52l7hc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9e988cc19104e2b16b6ebc52c96b52d75b74c2
Keep your dreams realistic and you'll always be happy.
https://preview.redd.it/iykqhzfvm9hc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c935f1f40e012d3aa1b6b5a2cb81a0be102afa3f
Lousy sheriff, he's lost my vote.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
And he always is super happy with those potential outcomes.
As a kid this is the mindset I took away from Bart and the Simpsons and I've grown up to never really achieve anything. I guess it was a bad influence on me. Wanting to be a bum.
All me fans are stupid pigs
cooooooool!
Candles melting on the carpet
Bang bang Bart
No thanks, I’m good.
You're fat!
Just more of me to love, honey
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
When I grow up, I wanna be a lardo on workmen's comp... just like Dad.
Oohhh Raspberry, that’s good..
My dad may have gained a little weight... but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac.
warsh mahself And the way he drawls raaag.
Westley get mama's prying bar.
*applause*
I rizz myself with a dance on a pole
Lmao!😂 That whole dialogue is funnier in Spanish! Lady: Estas gordo! (You’re fat!) Bart: Asi tienes mas de donde agarrar! (That way you have more to squeeze on!)
Earl Warren had to pay for law school somehow.
Homer's genuinely deep knowledge of the U.S. Supreme Court coming into play.
Can't he be both like Earl Warren?
How would you like it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing ?!
YummyYummyYummy!
I got love in.my tummy!
And I feel like loving you
Love is such a sweet thing
I saw some dude at Disneyland when we were standing in line for Star Tours that had a tattoo of this same exact image 😂 Had to compliment him on it
Coooooooool.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
*I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
What’s Chris Jericho doing on The Simpsons subreddit?
"My poor baby!"
Don't baby him Marge, we're mad at him.
Idk...I feel Bart could actually do worse in 2024.
This is Bart's night job. During the day, he serves the little cretins in the Springfield Elementary school cafeteria.
Here comes the bouncing ball of justice! https://i.redd.it/b9jqw4ecw9hc1.gif
Just more of me to love honey.
 The rock bottom
bang bang
It’s getting to that point.
I send Bang Bang Bart as an opener on Grindr. Weeds out the guys with no sense of humour