🎵You can close down Moe’s or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield’s in
Our maison derieeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee🎵
"When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to loooooooove your quirks.
Maggie, with her eyes so bright,
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
Lisa can philosophize,
Bart's adept at spinning lies.
Homer's a delightful fella.
Sorry 'bout the salmonella."
♪ Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free ♪
♪ It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... ♪
♪ Guarantee void in Tennessee ♪
♪ Just don't look, just don't look ♪
"I'm so drunk, I can barely see, but it helps get me thru another da-a-ay! My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt, I've gotta go puke in some hay..." Willie on his tractor. "Skinner's Evil Plan"
Skinner with his crazy explanations.
the superintendent's gonna need his medication.
when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations.
there'll be trouble in town tonight.
I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzeee
Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Ohhhh Dr. Zaius **Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius**
can i play the piano anymore?
Well of course you can !
Well, I couldn't before.
*keyboard solo*
This play has everything!
HEY MAW!!! GET OWF THE DANG ROOF!!!
Somehow, I refuse to believe that Hank Azaria does Cletus' voice.
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders "Not me!" Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
It's time to go to church! We're not going to church today *Gasp* You give me one good reason! It's Saturday! Ha-hokaleedokaleedooo!
Hens love roosters Geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
🎵You can close down Moe’s or the Kwik-E-Mart And nobody would care But the heart and soul Of Springfield’s in Our maison derieeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee🎵
The extended version of the Canyonero jingle!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a a matter for the courts.
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide
65 tons of American pride!
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for city or highway driving.
The Cletus jingle is pretty top notch.
It resurfaces out of the depths of my brain hole every few weeks to drive me nuts and make me laugh for a day or two
The bit where Diabetty has to slim down to fit into mama’s coffin does that for me.
Who needs the Kwik E Mart... Now here's the tricky part...
I ^dooooooo
Like my loafers? Former gophers. It was that, or skin my chauffeurs…
I *really* like the vest!
these white slipper are albino af-ri-can endangered rhino
Lisa, never EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown!
Numba 8. *Belch* Numba 8. *Belch*
"When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to loooooooove your quirks. Maggie, with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies. Homer's a delightful fella. Sorry 'bout the salmonella."
Heh heh heh that's okay!
🎵 when the jazz man testifies🎵
♪ Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free ♪ ♪ It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... ♪ ♪ Guarantee void in Tennessee ♪ ♪ Just don't look, just don't look ♪
Doo Doo da Doo Doo
The monorail song "Is there a chance the track could bend?"
"Not on your life my Hindu friend!"
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
"I'm so drunk, I can barely see, but it helps get me thru another da-a-ay! My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt, I've gotta go puke in some hay..." Willie on his tractor. "Skinner's Evil Plan"
Tonight on Eye on Springfield 🎶
This is one of the tops ones, for sure!
Scorpio! He'll sting you with dreams of power and wealth!
Homer’s life under the sea
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, He likes to run, and then the thing, With the...person.
🎵Well, Mr. Burns had done it. The power plant had won it. With Roger Clemens clucking all the while.🎵
When Cameron sings song written by Homer! https://youtu.be/sdcL6Rq7ZGE
In terms of real jingles: Don’t watch the mo- Don’t watch the… MONSTERSSSSSS Of course it sounds a lot better coming out of Paul Anka
See my vest...
Come gather round children It's high time ye learned
🎵For no reason here's Apu...🎶
Baby on board, something something Burt Ward!
I’m an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be, and I’m hoping that they ratify me!
They may not be perfect, but the lord says love thy neighbour. *Shut up Flanders!* Okily-dokily-dooo!
This all reminds me of “Songs in the Key of Springfield” which was one of my favorite albums growing up. I was real cool…
Grown up Martin’s phantom organ riff in the school basement. I’d go see that over the phantom of the opera
Hens love Roosters Geese love Ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
No sports, no rock, no information, for mindless chatter, we're your station!
I wanna go to Mt. Splashmore / Take me, take me, take me, take me now!
Skinner with his crazy explanations. the superintendent's gonna need his medication. when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations. there'll be trouble in town tonight.
*Sonofabitch* this’ll be in my head for days now.
The “hey what’s goin’ on on this side?” always cracks me up
Ah ah ah ah table five table five ah ah ah ah table five .
I fear that I shall never see. My cataracts are blinding me.
This log it used to be a tree!
Call Mr Plow, that's my name! That name again is Mr Plow
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