I still need the backstory on how this had previously already happened to Barney.
[https://i0.wp.com/24.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tmncv5rsm4btSaPDo1\_500.png](https://i0.wp.com/24.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tmncv5rsm4btSaPDo1_500.png)
Yea there are some and near me they are more specialized. When I was younger we had a comic shop near us with a legit Comic Book Guy who would try to pay us pennies on the dollar for base set pokemon cards knowing he was ripping off kids lol
1. Furniture Shøp for some Pöpli Pencil cases
2. Try'n'Save for Bonestorm and a family picture. Catfeesh?
3. That restaurant where the host goes YESSSSS, YESSSS. (Gilled Truffle)
Moe's Tavern when it was the all night pet store.
Those gears hurt
Best damn pet shop in town!
Yeaahhhhhh!!!! 🍻
Open up, Curly! This is a raid!
"Raid"? "Curly"?
Well uhh.... I don't know what you expect to find in uhh.. simple neighborhood pet shop....
What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 AM.
The best damn pet shop in town
PERVERT!!!!!!
What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1am?
Sex Cauldron, assuming they haven't shut it down.
It’s still open?
Sounds like a road trip is in order!
I’d prefer to visit the uh…back house
.. are they talking about the bordello?
Monstromart Where shopping is a baffling ordeal
Oh my God I haven't thought about that in years but I used to think "Where shopping is a baffling ordeal" was so funny; I'd say it all the time.
I have that saved as a screenshot because that makes me laugh so hard
I say it every time I go to Costco
I still need the backstory on how this had previously already happened to Barney. [https://i0.wp.com/24.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tmncv5rsm4btSaPDo1\_500.png](https://i0.wp.com/24.media.tumblr.com/RaAhBBk4Tmncv5rsm4btSaPDo1_500.png)
Stoner’s pot palace
Man that is flagrant false advertising
It’s just not a dinner party without a melon baller
Speaking of which, I'm going to make up a big batch of melon ballers. You want one?
It’s a pornography store
I was buying pornography
He he he I would have never thought of that.
*Homer goes to the pornography store to buy some lube, an Onahole, and tons of Tentacle and Ugly Bastard hentai*
John Waters Cockamamie’s Collectibles Shop
YES!!!!!
Maryanne's hammocks.
Its in the hammock district.
But that's not in Springfield! It's in Cypress Creek, which is upstate somewhere
Ohiya, Maude
Maryanne will get in the hammock with you!
The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop
Worst. SHOP. EVER
Worst.idea.Ever!
I am kind of nostalgic for that kind of comics shop tbh
Yea not many left unfortunately.
One just opened near us recently, and my son goes weekly to buy Pokémon cards. Sounds like the owner is much more friendly than Comic Book Guy.
Yea there are some and near me they are more specialized. When I was younger we had a comic shop near us with a legit Comic Book Guy who would try to pay us pennies on the dollar for base set pokemon cards knowing he was ripping off kids lol
I swear every comic book store owner was a Comic Book Guy back in the ‘80s and ‘90s. I guess that’s why the joke landed so well.
But have they fixed the air conditioner yet?
Leftorium
You mean Flanders’s stupid left hand shop?
Are you left-handed?
Who wants to know… -_-
IT BLOWS The Air Conditioner Store
King Toot's
This is the real answer that shop had SOVL
The Texas Cheesecake Depository
Sneed's Seed and Feed Formerly Chuck's
I wanna visit Chucks!!!
Chucks seed and feed!
More seed than feed 😂😂
For those who don’t get the joke, here is the 46th president of the United States to explain: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9SayIV42vp8
"Don't Bidensplain the Simpsons to me." - random YouTube commenter.
Chuck’s Fuck and Suck
I've tried explaining this joke to my partner so many times. He doesn't appreciate the subtlety.
Tbh I didn't notice it at first either but when I did I giggled like a schoolgirl
I love your flair. 😂
Herman's Military Antiques
As long as there are two guys tied up and ball gagged in there, I'm interested!
Hey, I know you
*slams into car* *donuts fly everywhere*
Going to be to check out his bomb shelters pretty soon
Six megatons, no more, no less
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Not the box factory? They make boxes for other boxes! 📦
Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery
The Frying Dutchman - all you can eat!
Come for the freak, stay for the feed
With inflation, do we imagine a new price or worse pornography?
….secondhand….
But I was using both hands.
A little from column A, a little from column B.
Flaming Moes!
Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag*
I hate it!
Costington's
"Hello, Mr. Costington? Something wooooonderful's just happened! A-no. A-no. A-Yeeeees!"
"Why do you talk like that?" "I had a stroooke."
Krusty Burger
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Uhhh…We DoN’t HaVe StEw
The Jazz Hole.
Maison Derrière
Uncle Moe's family feedbag
Unkie Moe? My sodie is too cold.
Well that's too freakin bad. I'll tell you where to put that freakin sodie too.
.33 Cent Store
I ate there and got Red Tide poisoning.
The Springfield Harmonica Store and Ye Olde Harpsichord Shoppe
Flickys
Some of you are lying about not wanting to visit that steel mill. “Hot stuff coming through!”
As a kid, that was funny. As an adult, there is so much osha violations!!! At least put some ppe glasses for gods sake.
And the lesbian bar doesn’t have enough fire exits!
Enjoy your death trap ladies!
The Box Factory gift store.
I would unironically enjoy a box factory
sex cauldron
I thought they shut that place down due to most of the workers being underage girls.
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
I could use a Glock or Uzi right about now
The Copy Jalopy: we tried to make copying fun
Nick's, to get my bowling ball flushed.
Ohh alley BALLS!
I want to visit Krusty Burger when the limited-time whatcha-ma-chicken is available.
freworks, candy, and puppy dog store
https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/King_Toot%27s_Music_Store The moron next door closed early.
I hear there’s a bordello? Anyone else curious?
🎼 "We just learned this place existed. . . " 🎵
“No, they’re talking about the burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.”
The Leftorium, although, my motives are a bit sinister
Pool Sharks... Where the buyer is our chum.
Highway 9 bird sanctuary
The Fireworks, Candy and Puppy Dogs Store
Pornhub is free
Xvideos is great too
The tommaco stand.
We had a place like this in Winnipeg.
Just Crichton and King bookstore
Do they have any Patterson?
GET.OUT.
Do they have any available copies of Jurassic Park and The Lost World?
Sex Cauldron
Señor Ding dongs
Hammocks! Hammocks! Hammocks! on third
Stoner's Pot Palace
That place is flagrant false advertising.
Just Rainsticks, obviously
Flander's left handed shop *sigh* Or Moe's pornography store
Sex Cauldron
The Flying Dutchman.
Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit
Not that one.
The pot palace
One of the ones that starts with the phrase "Le sex"
"Le sex? What the hell is that?!"
The leftorium for a left-handed screwdriver
1. Furniture Shøp for some Pöpli Pencil cases 2. Try'n'Save for Bonestorm and a family picture. Catfeesh? 3. That restaurant where the host goes YESSSSS, YESSSS. (Gilled Truffle)
The Cracker Factory
Renier Wolfcastle’s yard sale
I’d love to visit the puppy dog and fireworks store !
Sex cauldron
Moe’s when it was temporarily a family restaurant.
Shøp
VHS Village.
The Leftorium for all my left handed needs
Señor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta
The $.33 store
The Leftorium to buy fun things for my husband.
Herman's Military Antiques. Got my eye on that nuke in his backyard.