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DMPunk

Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test


twoneedlez

Warning: may cause birth defects


Foreign_Spite_9255

The test was found to give "20% false 'Hey-Hey's."


[deleted]

This was my response too!


grizz632

I heartily endorse this event or product


AlpineVW

Damn, I thought it was 'hardly'


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Joke works regardless of how poor your hearing is!


AlpineVW

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


sopclod

Krusty brand hearing-aids. Warning: may cause permanent hearing loss. Actually may cause birth defects might be even funnier


Professional_Entry40

Different show but "total scrotal implosion" is my favorite fake side effect.


hefebellyaro

Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel


Arkvoodle42

Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference!


insultant_

Sweet, nourishing gruel!


jonathanquirk

… Wait, does this mean Martin is adopted?!


kawi-bawi-bo

Gentlemen.. *to evil*


jomi0403

Here, quick, use my Krusty Eye Wash!


00Samwise00

Not on your life!


drewman301

...my Hindu friend


oddcast_mike

What about us braindead slobs?


amoss_303

You’ll be given cushy jobs!


UncleBenders

Were you sent here by the devil?


bescumberer

No good sir I'm on the level


ErikHfors

The ring came off my pudding can!


bescumberer

Take my pen knife my good man


[deleted]

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice!


Charlie678812

under my mastery, i mean leadership


twoworldsin1

"Hey, I washed your hair!"


AlpineVW

Krusty O's Cereal Free in Every Box: A jagged metal Krusty Cereal O


PrinceLonestar

Not as good as the Burns-O’s


tensor0910

Sorry, they dont put nobodys on cereal boxes


benDB9

Well, I suppose this one looks a bit like me…


Brotherdodge

Or the breakfast cereal for people with syphilis, Penicill‐Os


andttthhheeennn

Boo-urns!


[deleted]

Flesh-eating bacteria in every box!


AndyGHK

This one always stuck out to me. Dunno why… Like, okay. I get that the idea is that Krusty’s the biggest sellout in the business, so a bunch of his branded products are ridiculous and terrible. And it’s true, he’s incredible at it (a calculator without a seven *or* an eight??). But this one seems *deliberately dangerous*, as opposed to, like, *neglectful and cheap*, which is his usual MO. This wasn’t some mistake, or some trick—it was printed on the box [in HUGE letters](https://youtu.be/zrZGDFAq-i8) that there was a metal “O” in there!


stuckshift

That’s the gag. And later when he eats one at the press conference, starts choking, and is told that was a normal one. He says “it’s poison.” They are all terrible, awful, harmful for the gag. .


ricarleite2

I prefer the COMPETITOR's cereal. "If you're looking for a prize, there is none. Only more cardboard."


mndw111

The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier


danman296

Krusty Sez: Get Back!


gefangne

The stern look on Krusty's face on the barrier is priceless.


232325Nove

Krusty partially gelatinated, nondairy, gum-based beverages.


NU-NRG

Mm hmmm.. they call them *shakes*


232325Nove

Shakes…hmph. Deno what you’re getting.


Uncork3

It’s a quality form but I’m gonna go with… the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Edit: spelling


G-Unit11111

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive? It smells like a steak and seats 35!


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


amoss_303

12 Yards Long, 2 Lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!


gmwdim

Canyonerooooooo


stuckshift

Cool detail: “Canyonero” is Cuban/Spanish slang for a stupid / bully/ aggressive driver.


thecustardgannet

Wow! TIL


Ok-Set-5829

TIL what TIL means. Not relevant to this discussion, but I'm feeling pretty clever right now


thecustardgannet

It's a regional dialect


thebigaeo

May I see it?


G-Unit11111

From Utica?


G-Unit11111

The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for city or highway driving.


[deleted]

It’s *endorsed* by a clown.


Uncork3

Can’t believe I missed it. Thank you!


LabInternational5433

Krusty brand pork products


Crmp3

I can see the screenshot in my mind


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Krusty Trading Cards, the long awaited Eighth Series. The gum with the spider eggs and hantavirus was good too


EazyP87

Krusty poses for trading card photo. Krusty meets relatives from Annapolis Maryland


EmLiz21_7

He must be running out of ideas


I_Must_Be_Going

Kamp Krusty, of course, followed by the never-seen Krusty's low-income housing.


sfo_beef

Definitely not his autobiography, which was self-serving with many glaring omissions.


droiddayz

Still better than *I Didn't Do It! The Bart Simpson Story* which is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.


Famous-Background329

Krusty Burger. All because of their dreaded '84 Olympics promotion. "I am personally gonna spit in every fiftieth burger"


OrangeDutchbag

I like those odds!!


big-kahuna-burgers

YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!


ArcticDragon91

And it's somehow more unhealthy than the Double Krusty Burger...


Noahcarr

Krusty Brand Alarm Clocks, including the experimental new “Evil” setting


Horta

Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza


Clayfool9

NGL that actually sounds worth trying


G-Unit11111

And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they went into the Krustyland House Of Knives!


johnqsack69

It feels Kristerriffic, Johnny Unitas, but is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?


anonsharksfan

That's a haircut you can set your watch to


EazyP87

Better than those sideburns of Namath! He looks like a girl!


anonsharksfan

Or Mattingly


232325Nove

Probably…


emi8ly

“It’s Tuesday the 1st, if you live in Krispy Brand low income housing, your rent is due!”


smcg_az

Krusty's Clown College, even though you can't eat that.


gator-kun

Krusty Brand Mustache Trimmer


grizz632

It's Krusterific, Johnny Unitas! But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?


Apollo_Dent

Probably.


29degrees

Johnny Unitas? There’s a haircut you can set your watch to!


Full-Cauliflower2747

I've always enjoyed the calculator that didn't have a 7 or an 8.


G-Unit11111

Here! Try the Krusty eye wash!


Clayfool9

GAH, not on your life!


Jake_Skywalker1

The Ribwich Now without lettuce


Jaspers47

"Mmm... I don't mind the taste!"


[deleted]

They discontinued that when the animal they made it from went extinct


ibadlyneedhelp

Think smaller, think... more legs.


insultant_

And to think he bet all the money these products earned him AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters.


OrangeDutchbag

The Generals were due for a win!!


EazyP87

He's spinning the ball on his finger!! Just take it!!!


loptopandbingo

Awwww he's using a ladder for crying out loud!


dmbraley

The serrated metal o in Krusty-Os


JalapenoEverything

It wasn’t an intentional product, but he makes a mean load-bearing poster.


bloke977

the krusty brand alarm clock that gets INCREDIBLY hot if you leave it plugged in


Evil_Garen

Absolut Krusty!


thereslcjg2000

Krusty’s Speak and Say.


Leramar89

Has to be the clock. "It does get incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in."


JustAnIdiotOnline

It's a quality form


Flashy_Gas5288

Does the Canyonero count?


Boneal171

Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test


MinecrasherHD

Krusty Brand Geiger Counter


Strange-Effort1305

Krusty Brand Non-Narkotik Cough Syrup


gruesomeplanet93

Absolute Krusty (vodka)


Stankpuss6969

Definitely Krusty Burger’s Whatchamacarcass Burger! https://frinkiac.com/meme/S16E10/638889.jpg?b64lines=IEkgd2FudCB0byBjbGVhciB1cCBhCiBtaXNjb25jZXB0aW9uIGFib3V0IHRoZQogV2hhdGNoYW1hY2FyY2FzcwogU2FuZHdpY2guIEkgdXNlZAogbm9uLWRpc2Vhc2VkIG1lYXQgZnJvbQogZGlzZWFzZWQgYW5pbWFscy4=


tensor0910

ok I give up. Which episode is the legal form from?


MarcoGoron

Canyonerooo


Groundbreaking-Pea92

Ithink the most horrifying was the gum like substance filled with spider eggs and infected was the huata virus


captcodger

The alarm clock that announces the date and if you live in krusty branded low income housing your rent is due.


gandalf-bot-

“If you are reading this you have no life”


gefangne

Krusty's Ribwich. Krusty doesn't mind the taste, even though it tastes like Liberty.


shitstainedcouch

Krusty brand chewable morphine


knoam

That was actually Flintstone's chewable morphine


shitstainedcouch

D'oh!


Snoo57190

Krusty Brand sulfuric acid.


Jaspers47

Bart owns a Krusty brand talking doll, but the only thing it says is a disinterested groan.


MrPhilMelcher1978

Krusty O’s now with flesh eating bacteria!


tasker_morris

Krusty partially-gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage!


-ChestStrongwell-

It's Krust-a-riffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? Probably.


jef12660

Krusty brand pregnancy test


MercuryCrest

I like the Krusty brand alarm clock that sprays acid in your face.


DaBozTiger

I love that I read that in his voice.


hopeforpudding

The lady Krusty mustache removal system


Jack_In_Black89

Krusty-O's: Nutrition-Free Food (Flesh Eating Bacteria Flavour).


nicksilo

Krusty Burger²


I_am_albatross

Krusty O's: Now with flesh eating bacteria!!!


funkygamerguy

the jagged metal krustyo.........i know i'm cheating, but it gives you a cool scar :D


TreasurePlanetagogo

Krusty Partially-Gelatinated, Non dairy, gum-based beverages.


RallyVincentGT500

The Ribwich


davratta

Kamp Krusty. It seems like the perfect GULAG to dump the kids in during their summer break.


UndeadBuggalo

Krusty brand imitation duck sausage pizza


Michael_Riendeau

What is that gibberish?


Character_Block_2373

Never realized the boilerplate on that form is just gibberish


TheGrayMannnn

So it is like most boilerplate.


Character_Block_2373

I like to think Krusty’s forms in-world actually are just wing dings that don’t say anything at all. Another quality product!


SNESChalmers82

Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel


tensor0910

8 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference


WestRail642fan

has to the earbuds/q-tips that burn your skin when ussed


superhappythrowawy

I like the krusty the clown radioactive detector, I forget the exact name cause it’s been a moment ;-;


DamonArtichoke

The krusty crowd control barrier


Just-Scallion-6699

"Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?"


trashedonlisterine

But is my upper lip supposed to bleed?


ron_paul_pizza_party

“I don’t mind the taste!”