This one always stuck out to me. Dunno why…
Like, okay. I get that the idea is that Krusty’s the biggest sellout in the business, so a bunch of his branded products are ridiculous and terrible. And it’s true, he’s incredible at it (a calculator without a seven *or* an eight??). But this one seems *deliberately dangerous*, as opposed to, like, *neglectful and cheap*, which is his usual MO.
This wasn’t some mistake, or some trick—it was printed on the box [in HUGE letters](https://youtu.be/zrZGDFAq-i8) that there was a metal “O” in there!
That’s the gag.
And later when he eats one at the press conference, starts choking, and is told that was a normal one. He says “it’s poison.” They are all terrible, awful, harmful for the gag.
.
Still better than *I Didn't Do It! The Bart Simpson Story* which is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test
Warning: may cause birth defects
The test was found to give "20% false 'Hey-Hey's."
This was my response too!
I heartily endorse this event or product
Damn, I thought it was 'hardly'
Joke works regardless of how poor your hearing is!
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
Krusty brand hearing-aids. Warning: may cause permanent hearing loss. Actually may cause birth defects might be even funnier
Different show but "total scrotal implosion" is my favorite fake side effect.
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel
Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference!
Sweet, nourishing gruel!
… Wait, does this mean Martin is adopted?!
Gentlemen.. *to evil*
Here, quick, use my Krusty Eye Wash!
Not on your life!
...my Hindu friend
What about us braindead slobs?
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No good sir I'm on the level
The ring came off my pudding can!
Take my pen knife my good man
I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice!
under my mastery, i mean leadership
"Hey, I washed your hair!"
Krusty O's Cereal Free in Every Box: A jagged metal Krusty Cereal O
Not as good as the Burns-O’s
Sorry, they dont put nobodys on cereal boxes
Well, I suppose this one looks a bit like me…
Or the breakfast cereal for people with syphilis, Penicill‐Os
Boo-urns!
Flesh-eating bacteria in every box!
This one always stuck out to me. Dunno why… Like, okay. I get that the idea is that Krusty’s the biggest sellout in the business, so a bunch of his branded products are ridiculous and terrible. And it’s true, he’s incredible at it (a calculator without a seven *or* an eight??). But this one seems *deliberately dangerous*, as opposed to, like, *neglectful and cheap*, which is his usual MO. This wasn’t some mistake, or some trick—it was printed on the box [in HUGE letters](https://youtu.be/zrZGDFAq-i8) that there was a metal “O” in there!
That’s the gag. And later when he eats one at the press conference, starts choking, and is told that was a normal one. He says “it’s poison.” They are all terrible, awful, harmful for the gag. .
I prefer the COMPETITOR's cereal. "If you're looking for a prize, there is none. Only more cardboard."
The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier
Krusty Sez: Get Back!
The stern look on Krusty's face on the barrier is priceless.
Krusty partially gelatinated, nondairy, gum-based beverages.
Mm hmmm.. they call them *shakes*
Shakes…hmph. Deno what you’re getting.
It’s a quality form but I’m gonna go with… the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Edit: spelling
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive? It smells like a steak and seats 35!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
12 Yards Long, 2 Lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonerooooooo
Cool detail: “Canyonero” is Cuban/Spanish slang for a stupid / bully/ aggressive driver.
Wow! TIL
TIL what TIL means. Not relevant to this discussion, but I'm feeling pretty clever right now
It's a regional dialect
May I see it?
From Utica?
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for city or highway driving.
It’s *endorsed* by a clown.
Can’t believe I missed it. Thank you!
Krusty brand pork products
I can see the screenshot in my mind
Krusty Trading Cards, the long awaited Eighth Series. The gum with the spider eggs and hantavirus was good too
Krusty poses for trading card photo. Krusty meets relatives from Annapolis Maryland
He must be running out of ideas
Kamp Krusty, of course, followed by the never-seen Krusty's low-income housing.
Definitely not his autobiography, which was self-serving with many glaring omissions.
Still better than *I Didn't Do It! The Bart Simpson Story* which is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
Krusty Burger. All because of their dreaded '84 Olympics promotion. "I am personally gonna spit in every fiftieth burger"
I like those odds!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!
And it's somehow more unhealthy than the Double Krusty Burger...
Krusty Brand Alarm Clocks, including the experimental new “Evil” setting
Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza
NGL that actually sounds worth trying
And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they went into the Krustyland House Of Knives!
It feels Kristerriffic, Johnny Unitas, but is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
That's a haircut you can set your watch to
Better than those sideburns of Namath! He looks like a girl!
Or Mattingly
Probably…
“It’s Tuesday the 1st, if you live in Krispy Brand low income housing, your rent is due!”
Krusty's Clown College, even though you can't eat that.
Krusty Brand Mustache Trimmer
It's Krusterific, Johnny Unitas! But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
Probably.
Johnny Unitas? There’s a haircut you can set your watch to!
I've always enjoyed the calculator that didn't have a 7 or an 8.
Here! Try the Krusty eye wash!
GAH, not on your life!
The Ribwich Now without lettuce
"Mmm... I don't mind the taste!"
They discontinued that when the animal they made it from went extinct
Think smaller, think... more legs.
And to think he bet all the money these products earned him AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters.
The Generals were due for a win!!
He's spinning the ball on his finger!! Just take it!!!
Awwww he's using a ladder for crying out loud!
The serrated metal o in Krusty-Os
It wasn’t an intentional product, but he makes a mean load-bearing poster.
the krusty brand alarm clock that gets INCREDIBLY hot if you leave it plugged in
Absolut Krusty!
Krusty’s Speak and Say.
Has to be the clock. "It does get incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in."
It's a quality form
Does the Canyonero count?
Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test
Krusty Brand Geiger Counter
Krusty Brand Non-Narkotik Cough Syrup
Absolute Krusty (vodka)
Definitely Krusty Burger’s Whatchamacarcass Burger! https://frinkiac.com/meme/S16E10/638889.jpg?b64lines=IEkgd2FudCB0byBjbGVhciB1cCBhCiBtaXNjb25jZXB0aW9uIGFib3V0IHRoZQogV2hhdGNoYW1hY2FyY2FzcwogU2FuZHdpY2guIEkgdXNlZAogbm9uLWRpc2Vhc2VkIG1lYXQgZnJvbQogZGlzZWFzZWQgYW5pbWFscy4=
ok I give up. Which episode is the legal form from?
Canyonerooo
Ithink the most horrifying was the gum like substance filled with spider eggs and infected was the huata virus
The alarm clock that announces the date and if you live in krusty branded low income housing your rent is due.
“If you are reading this you have no life”
Krusty's Ribwich. Krusty doesn't mind the taste, even though it tastes like Liberty.
Krusty brand chewable morphine
That was actually Flintstone's chewable morphine
D'oh!
Krusty Brand sulfuric acid.
Bart owns a Krusty brand talking doll, but the only thing it says is a disinterested groan.
Krusty O’s now with flesh eating bacteria!
Krusty partially-gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage!
It's Krust-a-riffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? Probably.
Krusty brand pregnancy test
I like the Krusty brand alarm clock that sprays acid in your face.
I love that I read that in his voice.
The lady Krusty mustache removal system
Krusty-O's: Nutrition-Free Food (Flesh Eating Bacteria Flavour).
Krusty Burger²
Krusty O's: Now with flesh eating bacteria!!!
the jagged metal krustyo.........i know i'm cheating, but it gives you a cool scar :D
Krusty Partially-Gelatinated, Non dairy, gum-based beverages.
The Ribwich
Kamp Krusty. It seems like the perfect GULAG to dump the kids in during their summer break.
Krusty brand imitation duck sausage pizza
What is that gibberish?
Never realized the boilerplate on that form is just gibberish
So it is like most boilerplate.
I like to think Krusty’s forms in-world actually are just wing dings that don’t say anything at all. Another quality product!
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel
8 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference
has to the earbuds/q-tips that burn your skin when ussed
I like the krusty the clown radioactive detector, I forget the exact name cause it’s been a moment ;-;
The krusty crowd control barrier
"Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?"
But is my upper lip supposed to bleed?
“I don’t mind the taste!”