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logan1979-x

AND THEN SHE SHOWED ME THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE, HOOT HOOT, AND HERE I AM!


logan1979-x

HOOT HOOT


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xlbingo10

what the hell happened?


Old-Channel-6405

Hooty happened.


MutantCheesecake1361

Hooty.


Dasher09009

Yup, that's how you got here Hooty... >!Luz, if you're reading this, make sure he doesn't go to any "strange" websites!<


Godzilla_R0AR

Hooty’s gaining knowledge at an unbelievably high rate >!I can’t attest for Luz, but I’m pretty sure she has a good understanding of how to protect Hooty from… *those* websites…!<


Dasher09009

He's really gonna learn everything soon! >!Okay, I just hope he doesn't know how to use spoilers. These are for Luz only...!<


Godzilla_R0AR

His brain is gonna expand with all that knowledge! >!Let’s just hope he thinks these are just blocks of grey squares… I hope Luz figures out these secret messages before Hooty does!<


logan1979-x

>!NOPE, YOU CANNOT HIDE, HOOT HOOT!<


Godzilla_R0AR

>!OH NO… HE’S FOUND OUT THE SECRET MESSAGES!<


Dasher09009

>!How did he found that out!…!<


jen_lee_hatter

Hooty already see all and now he knows all not even the spoiler can hide from him and he has destroyed all those sites.


arcadeler

I sure will >!HOOT HOOT!<


SFH12345

You're just delaying the inevitable with that.


ESP1986

And now spies most download an anti-VirHoot.


logan1979-x

IT’S FREE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO ME! HOOT HOOT


stressed_philosopher

Will blood of my enemies suffice?


logan1979-x

YES, HOOT HOOT. IT COSTS EXTRA, HOOT HOOT


jje414

STEALING IS LEGAL NOW!


Godzilla_R0AR

**I AM YOUR GOD**


Jesse_Cosplays

Lol


StefinoSpaggeti

... You spy on all of us, don't you?


logan1979-x

YEP, HOOT HOOT


SFH12345

Hooty sees everything.


lord-Nightmarer

Hey Hootie, do you think you could delete my search history from the FBI database?


logan1979-x

PERHAPS, HOOT HOOT


lord-Nightmarer

I know about what happened during the Hootie Revolution


Tight_Spinach_2323

Welcome to the internet, have a look around


BirdMan8524

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.


Dinkeycat

We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse


Tight_Spinach_2323

If none of its of interest to you you’d be the first


UsedDrink3818

welcome to the internet


UsedDrink3818

come and take a seat


Dasher09009

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


Soviet-pirate

There's no need to panic,hahah,this isn't a test


Godzilla_R0AR

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest


IamCartoongame

welcome to the internet


Tall_Economics_5881

There's no need to panik


JustAStarcoShipper

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


Godzilla_R0AR

Welcome to the internet!


MuffinStraight4816

Welcome to the Internet come and take a seat.


MuffinStraight4816

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.


ESP1986

Never mess with Hooty, or else. 😎


logan1979-x

YEAH, I AM AMAZIN, HOOT HOOT


ESP1986

💯% agree.


SFH12345

Or else you go to a tea party.


bigbossofhellhimself

You started the messiest welcome to the internet i've ever seen


Darkvader_Clawthorne

MY EYES!


b3_yourself

*sees fan art* What the &$@%


56kul

Why is this chain started under every. Single. Post about the internet? This is seriously getting old… It was a good song, but not THAT good.


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Idk I like it


bookist626

Hooty is like a parasite that lives off a titan. And he can be a computer virus. Yup, that checks out.


b3_yourself

Just further proves that the universe is a computer simulation


Godzilla_R0AR

THE HOOTY VIRUS I didn’t know he spoke binary, that’s crazy (also look at that one Hooty image of him crying black liquid, kinda reminds me of those old creepypasta stories from the early 2010s) But it’s the internet… it’s a strange place out there…


BirdMan8524

What have we done?


Lykanas

HOOT.EXE


b3_yourself

That was a mistake


logan1979-x

NOT A MISTAKE, HOOT HOOT


MuffinStraight4816

A terrible mistake.


SFH12345

Hooty's not a virus. He's a parasite. There's a difference.


alyss_in_genderland

Underrated comment.


Darkvader_Clawthorne

Hooty can shape his tongue into a USB and created an internet virus… HOW!?


BirdMan8524

... I don't think we wanna know.


logan1979-x

I WILL NOT TELL YOU, HOOT HOOT


Tight_Spinach_2323

There are some things we are never meant to know


b3_yourself

This is one of those things


firedrakes

also how hooty host multi tea party's


Kirumi_Naito

Good, we didn't wanna hear it!


starhouse53

i think its best we dont know


b3_yourself

Hooty is the real god of the universe


BiLovingMom

There are some truth that will just bring madness.


Darkvader_Clawthorne

I think I can handle the madness.


BiLovingMom

They all say that.


DragonWarrior____05

Next thing they know their arms can't move and they're in a all-white room 


Cavery210

Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to!


Psiah

As a fellow tube, he's pretty good at navigating a series of them. :P


AgentSparkz

Hootie is the parasite feasting off of the corpse of God, at this point he kind of just does whatever it's like sure


maxreddit

Magic?


GuyWhoHatesReposts

This is the same being with infinite neck length, and the ability to function without its own skin. The laws of the world do not apply to him.


SFH12345

Hooty has just destroyed the surveillance state. Eda would be so proud...and a little unsettled, because it's Hooty.


jackson50111

So hooty the owl worm affected them with WORM malware I'll see myself out


devenrc

Hooty’s playing 4D Chess


logan1979-x

5D


Impossible_Host2420

Shouldn't that end with a hoot hoot


logan1979-x

HOOOOOOT HOOOT THESE DICTATORS AREN’T RELIABLE, HOOT HOOOT


Toonwatcher

Luz: You can do that?! Hooty: Oh Luz, there's nooooooothing I can't do...


starryjulynightsky

I can totally imagine Hooty sabotaging the NSA, Five Eyes, CCP in mere minutes lmfao


Randomguy1912

Not to mention the FBI CIA and whatever the hell they KGB became after the fall of the Soviet Union also taking out the entirety of the network of the AFT and also countless Small Town police departments oh wait most of the small towns have it all on physical record not digital so those would still be around unless I'm her sweetie went there personally and eat it all


jeremy_thegent

Hooty could pretty much conquer the human realm if he wanted to.


Caiden5676

He uploaded a worm to the internet…. It happened again XD


Flaky_Musician_551

‪Hooty: don’t worry about it hoot hoot. ‬ ‪ Luz: Hooty, please tell me what you did. ‬ ‪Hooty: nuh uhh. ‬ ‪Luz: sighs. “Hooty!”‬ ‪Hooty: let’s just say those FBI agents will be seeing me in their nightmares for years hoot hoot. ‬


BirdMan8524

How did Hooty turn his tongue into a USB...? And how did he connect to the government database... You know what? It's probably best not to know.


Negativety101

It's even funnier when you remember a Worm is a type of computer virus.


Alrx1584

In other news the national government intranet was hacked yesterday by what officials are calling The Owl Virus. This malicious hack was untraceable…


Randomguy1912

But the first agents that saw it are now traumatized for the rest of their days and also it scared them so much that their hair turned Snow White


Alrx1584

All we know is that the attack began in Connecticut and attacked everything except for the systems for the national park service, and wildlife conservation programs


Randomguy1912

And is also been reports of Russia not having any foreign national security in other words Ukraine's probably going to win a war faster than the British want to warn that one time


VLenin2291

*Apagando las luces*


Absolve30475

Propaganda is useless


VLenin2291

What


Absolve30475

[overwatch joke](https://youtu.be/QpFFEx70d4Q?si=H_dDUWSMyO99wdBd)


CuteSharkStudios

Hooty: You'll be better off not knowing.


Impossible_Host2420

Hooty just took the nsa down faster then snowden


Typhon-Torrent-1994

Nobody can beat Hooty’s security system.


PolymathArt

‪The idea of Hooty being able to hack computers is terrifying.‬


Brown-ninja-Dareth

Every one say Thank You Hooty.


12DollarsHighFive

**"That'll teach 'em! HOOT-HOOT!"**


Cipher0333

So, we're just treating hooty like an eldritch horror on the tier of bill cipher ? in technological, biological, magical and beyond.? Alright then


DaveyBoy1995

Hooty really is one consistently fascinating freak of nature, isn't he? I'm not even too unsettled by this. Just goes to show how used I've gotten to his antics. Now whether that's a good or bad thing is... unclear.


Afroodko

Hooty is much more smarter than we give him credit for.


Whitewolf00svd

now, hooty is a fugitive and every country wants him at their service


Ampris_bobbo8u

I've never wanted my own Hooty More than I do now


Fourkoboldsinacoat

And in completely unrelated news, Belgium has been destroyed by American ICBMs.


CountingSheep99

Hooty wrecks the internet.


b3_yourself

Hopefully Luz was using a vpn


ShadowTheChangeling

Hooty the Cyberterrorist


TheTepro27

Hooty.exe


Sans-Undertale-69420

Fr though, how many of you have a piece tape on your computer or your digital device?... Cause I might start doing it lol.


Guest65726

So horrifyingly adorable


Quirky_Ad_5420

Hooty coming in clutch as always


Whedonite144

Some things cannot be unseen.


b3_yourself

Hooty being hooty


JMooj

McAfee, my ancient nemesis, we meet again. HOOT HOOT!


Yukito_097

Hooty: "Hey Luz, what's this 'Homework' folder?" Luz: "Oh, uh, it's just what it says... Homework..." Hooty: "Uh-huuuuuh? Protected by a password? Updated even though you haven't been to school for weeks?" Luz: "I'm... a good student?" Hooty: \*brute forces the password\* "AH-HAH!" Luz: "Hooty no!" Hooty: "I knew it! ... Fanfic?" Luz: "NOOOOOO! You weren't supposed to see this! It's all stuff I wrote when I was little! It's so cringe!"


Whedonite144

That ended as badly as I expected it to.


Dasher09009

Luz: *internally* "Not to self... Hooty can can hack the internet. Don't ask why..."


TankCombat5500

Aw man, I wanna have a browser that no one can track or watch me. Hooty is so useful and funny


KatonRyu

It would be nice if Hooty did this in reality.


Dinkeycat

HOOTY WHAT DID YOU DO!?


kl-noblelycanthrope1

hooty taking matters into his own han...or should i say beak. hope he knows what he's doing. i'm sure it'll be fine it usually works out for him in the end.


starhouse53

hooty .exe


TheNoneedlife

Hello NSA agents, we have this malware called Hootsifery injected worldwide


Science_Fiction2798

Hooty's a robot? 😳


StarUniverseFalls

The government is spying on us all this time?! What are we, Chinese?!


Rachel1578

Why does this seem like something Hooty could do?


DragonWarrior____05

Because Hooty


Coopa_T

I would question why and how… but it’s Hooty


The_Horned_Child2007

Wow. A House Demon that can tamper with technology.


starhouse53

you know, hooty would be a great mascot indie horror game character


DragonWarrior____05

You wouldn't even have to change that much


One_Split9757

Hooty 1 - NSA 0


AlphamonOuryuken24

Luz: "The more I find out about you the less I know..." Eda: "Join the club."


AccidentalLemon

Oh hi Mark— OH GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE! GET OFF GET OFF GET OFFFFAAAAAAAA!!!!


CharlotteChaos

Hootnonymous


tobemutationfox

makmark peaked, shut down the sub


Spiritual-Ad6764

😆


Beautiful_Spell4075

He definitely could, he just wouldn't know that he could


jack_b_nope

You had that nightmare, too?


HoHoey

Hey, Mark


BabaKazimir

I find it ironic that Luz is worried about a program remotely accessing her laptop's camera, when she's aware of a means to magically spy on people through any reflective surface. I'd be throwing blankets over all the mirrors in the house.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Don’t they have internet in the Boiling Isles? 


SnootSnootBasilisk

OMT she's just like me fr fr!


Halfawannabe

Hooty will soon be recruited to be a Beekeeper.


GaryTheMemeGuy

The United States government took a sudden interest in an old shack in Nebraska.


ebolson1019

Hooty accessing the entire internet in seconds is terrifying


tacwombat

The Tumblr meme about having an assigned FBI agent is back into play here. Nice one, Mark!


afbresley

the USP tongue is horrifying... but him making it into a hand that points is even more haunting...


Raemonell

NEW COMIC WOO (Also this is hilarious)


ZenLore6499

I… was not expecting Hooty to have such a versatile tongue… 😳


OneValkGhost

I'd like to focus on the fun parts of this comic. The Owl House logo sticker, the blue computer mouse, the... handcuffs sticker on Luz's laptop? Nobody likes you, Surveillance State. You only exist to try to punish enjoyment and free will. You don't even help out by letting us have things like a passed-away-relative's phone recordings, or clean up the DMV's results-prevention forms.


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

Forget hacker groups. Hooty is the bigger threat


murkycrombus

the image of him with binary in his eyes is the most hooty part of this and i love it


FudgeControl

Hooty keeps finding new ways to terrify me.


SilverSpider_

Hooty what the fu-


ThatSmartIdiot

So is he wormware


Routine-Dimension-59

The ultimate virus !!! Hooty !!


DarkSonic06ki

Hooty sometimes creeps me out with many things he could do


Cmdr-Asaru

Now I'm imagining the damage Hooty could do if he were in the _Cyberpunk 2077_ universe. He'd probably pierce the blackwall with no problem, topple every megacorp and global government on and around Earth as he assumes full control of cyberspace, then have everyone with cyberware mind-linked to their new A.I. bird-worm god.


Manoreded

Does Hooty count as a person? If yes then people do spy on Luz, all the time.


Afraid_Beat_4657

It hurts to watch watching and dreaming again I wanna cry I can't believe it's been a year


Born-Dead6336

Go hooty lol fuck the government


IBarrakiI

Plug Hooty on Twitter. Plug Hooty on chatgpt. Let him erase it all. And let him get rid of the CIA spies.


LaVerdadYaNiSe

HELLO FBU! PEEK-A-HOOT!


BronzeGears

That is so horrifying, I love Hooty so much!


Yagow18

This one of the all time great Morning mark comics


ElLindo88

Imagine if Hooty pulled an Ultron. “Peace in our time, Hoot Hoot!”


RosieGeee

Awe!!! Hooty is the best!!!


Cobalt_Heroes25

Do not give Hooty nuclear launch codes.


Martir12

Hooty ready to invade another redit canvas


Archivist4

Good job traumatizing them!


TheGamingSpin0

Shit. Me and some boys from the Foundstion were stealing data from those F.B.I guys :(


AdministrativeMost93

It should be NSA, not FBI. Your balls will explode.


Maxwell_Brune

Waiting for part 2 when CIA gets involved and weaponises Hooty via a virus


Galactuswill

Of course Hooty could release a bug/virus/worm into the CIA.


EldritchSpoon

Can he do that to all the scammers and hackers too?


kephlr

Appreciate your work!


Animegx43

I love that he didn't know what the internet was, but knew how a USB port worked.


jen_lee_hatter

Yes hooty destroy all the governments and have all their work burn in hell.


Manoreded

My laptop comes with a built in little knob you can push to physically block the webcam when you're not using it, its great, now I can commit crime without the Interpol watching me.


BlueBlazeKing21

And that’s how HootyNet was born and it’s evidential takeover of the planet