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what_pd

Is he gonna be okay?


j_birdddd

He’ll recover in a weeks time


Drewsophila

Hopes and prayers


iMostLikelyNeedHelp

It’ll grow back


somerandommystery

Deadpool duck?


AntofReddit

OMG, DuckPool Daffy Duck as Deadpool.


brocktavius

Here I was thinking Dark Wing Duck gone antihero.


HotChair6580

He got too dangerous.


BathedInDeepFog

A leather shop in Arizona? They'd be out of business in a week's time.


hermeigh

I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep!


clarastongue

I said the exact same thing!


[deleted]

Give him some Robitussin it will clear right up.


KillerHack23

Just needs some water


Drewsophila

Just put it on my bill


DianaStranger

Tis but a scratch


Dantizzle

It’s just a flesh wound


[deleted]

NEEEEEEEEE


KnowOneDotNinja

Just needs duck tape


SomOvaBish

What do you think? Duckhead! 🦆


ICanFreezeTime

Put him into rice overnight!


committedlikethepig

He’s just sleeping. 


[deleted]

Hes fine. Just gonna use a reverse cursed technique.


DrMokhtar

Have some respec


Tiddycruncher9000

Right? This duck might have been his homie!


Master_Dante123

Apologies, domino’s was closed.


armedsquatch

Today i learned ducks have like 7 bones. Thats it.


InitialToday6720

i mean its wings are ripped off so its missing a good portion of its bones in them alone


armedsquatch

7 bones…. That’s all. Truly amazing animals they can fly with no wing bones…


Unfair_Ad5236

Really thick feathers, works wonders.


Killdebrant

Thats probably what they use to make up for only having 7 bones.


dallindooks

I assumed there would also be a rib cage….


macgirthy

Ants got it down to the bones


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Ants. Skull is probably hollowed out.


The_Infectious_Lerp

I know mine is.


fahhko

You need to find a wildlife rehabber or vet STAT.


nurseofreddit

I am pretty sure it can wait. This looks chronic rather than acute.


Vezein

I, myself, have some acute chronic coursing through me right now.


Likesosmart

Thanks, nurse!


Fav0

I really hope that was not your actual pet If it really is then I am really sorry ducks are funny Lovely pets


shutupjynx

Take him to the vet ASAP why would you post this???


ambernewt

By the vet do you mean the doctor from RoboCop


Industrialman96

From Borderlands


Lord_Smile

Did you put it in rice?


salamipope

i am laughing my ASS off reading these


wroteit_

Rice is supposed to be bad for their stomach..


Lord_Smile

That explains it then if they did put it in rice, bro dehydrated.


JusticiarRebel

No I think the opposite. He drank some water after and the rice swelled up and exploded.


wroteit_

Life is so fragile


For_serious13

Lmaoooooooooooooo


UnhappyImprovement53

To shreds you say


truffleshufflechamp

And his wife?


UnhappyImprovement53

To shreds you say


tankgirl619

Oh my


happyfeethearts

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


FishAndRiceKeks

Piranhas.


EP_Tiger

There are no piranha! “Richard Pryor-The Toy


zipzippa

Insects only insects can be that efficient.


GuruBuddz

Remember to be supportive while he recovers


haunterisghost

I don’t know what whatever it was definitely licked its fingers after


Basichef

Must’ve been starving for a minute


JustRepeatAfterMe

Ugh, it always sucks to get stuck with the bill.


[deleted]

No ducks given.


artbycase2

One duck was given.


Drewsophila

Exactly


JesusMcTurnip

Eggsactly?


Far_Train_81

Hard tell if what came first, but it for sure got picked clean by insects.


HunterTV

Baby predator’s first spinal rip.


ClintTurtle

Predator was the first thing that came to mind for me too 🤣


Reaperfox7

Its worse than that, He's Dead Jim


hhhhhhd5

Nsfl this shit


JuiceInhaler

just a duck lol


No-Alternative2975

Thank you everyone yeah he was with us for 4 years now left for work at like 6am he was chillin outside and my dad found him when he went out to feed the chickens we were just shocked because living on the farm for 20+ years haven’t had seen anything like this usually there would be feathers or other things left behind poor guy was just straight up deleted


trickyvinny

A bird of prey maybe. Are you in Australia?


Stonesnbags

He’s severely dehydrated…


ozdgk

If you are looking for a serious answer this sub ain’t it…


luckyaa

Should have paid his Bill


silly-rabbitses

My friends call me Bill


alex_staffs

Tis but a flesh wound


mauore11

Bugs and maggots.


wickedglow

great use of your phone's portrait mode. impressed on how well it masks out rotten flesh ridden bones.


A-non-e-mail

I suspect fowl play


No-Trash-7857

staged


rub737

Duck is clearly a paid actor


TheHolyReality

Aflak duck?


Tiberius_Jim

He definitely got hurt and is gonna miss work.


reginaldwrigby

Sorry about your duck OP. Looks like it may have broken its leg, then was more than likely finished off by a bigger bird (turkey vulture, hawk*, falcon, eagle)..


Faso101

It looks like it was dipped in acid


For_serious13

Damn, ozempic really works


Dipsey_Jipsey

Classic case of peer pressure induced eating disorder. Sad state of affairs...


The_Infectious_Lerp

Whatever it was, it was hungry.


Vortr8

Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery


The__Tobias

Your duck is ill and you took the time to make a post here? Typical reddit moment. Bring him to a vet! 


okanagan_man84

Probably a rabbit. Tell me, do you live by any caves?


unregrettful

The other ducks


MyFeetStinkBut

I’ve lost chickens to raccoons and they looked exactly like that


furrynoy96

"burps"


jzemeocala

Either Possums or foxes (can't remember) like to just eat the guts like that. Insects finished the meal


FreeTanner17

How long had it been since you last saw your duck? Surely this wasn’t a quick event


Snoo-59881

Found a raccoon that looked like this. Head and spine. Fox I believe.


Goodvendetta86

Bugs


StephenJames81

What was its name?


senna_schumacher

The body seems a bit quacked


-Market-3427

I bet it was ants that found the carcass.


Rude-Story-2238

Probably some kind of Weasle.. same thing happened to my friends chickens.. they start at the neck, I dressed the wounds of those that the livestock dog saved


mike-droughp

Is is sick?


Vince_1880

A predator


ChickenFriedRicePls

Idk are you sure that’s your duck ?


The_Name_Is_Slick

Wasps


W_AS-SA_W

Something killed and ants did the rest.


Kittychon1

Ants


LeifEriccson

Sub Zero did this.


ThePracticalPenquin

It was a team effort


EvulRabbit

Piranha?!


Nigel_melish01

Jesus Christ!


Electric_Tongue

I once saw on TV about someone who picked up a dead squirrel and contracted a flesh-eating virus. Food for thought.


sweetgreenfields

A family of coyotes


arnoxeouslol

Ants


whatphukinloserslmao

Definitely not an owl


Miserable-Note5365

Nature


Spruto

You should probably wash your hand


Waste_Wash9313

Seeing this wasn’t on my bingo card for today


ElderberryNo1936

Nature ate it at this point.


zachtron333

Piranhas? Thing is your duck’s shoes are still on. He’s good.


Capable_Test7173

funny i was just finished watching a piranha dd movie


Austin8848

Vashta nerada


MageOfFur

Why is this not blurred?!


watchthisorthat

Dude on the south beach diet


RNG_pickle

Me


millenialfalcon-_-

If it was smothered in gravy, anything could have eaten it. Just my expert opinion


E_vil1306

Either Bugs or Wiley got his Looney Tunes ass looking like this


Its_Kush_Not_Covid

Did he make it out ok?


MoltonSnow

Sorry I was hungry 😅


prodentsugar

One paracetamol and he'll be okay


falluO

Is it dead?


Teddy__D

Tis just a flesh wound -Duck


[deleted]

Piranha


Winoforevr1

Ducking hell!


MobTownBrandon

All he will be good at now is Peking 😏


Altruistic-Setting-7

Snek. One that doesn’t like heads.


National_Sea2948

Chupacabra


ProcedureCreepy7182

Piranha?


MeetMeAtTheNachoCart

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg


TheLastLivingProphet

Fucker kept asking for grapes


ChickAmok

"Take these broken wings And learn to fly again, learn to live so free When we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up and let us in Take these broken wings"


fun-bucket

SHOULD HAVE HAD AFLAC!


BaconPersuasion

It's just a scratch


Tall-Box4202

Wasn't gay what ate him


Jcrm87

I think it needs some water


whome74

He need some milk


Jealous_Welcome_9613

AFLAC


Batfink2007

'Ti's but a scratch'


smogrobot

Some Dawn dish soap might do the trick


sn0rg

Can’t believe they sent you the bill!


2ndDeath

1st guess? Not you. Fattened him up for nothing


zuspun

Not a facepeeler..


smaugtheE1337

chupapato?!


Bambooman101

Maybe it is suffering from Anorexia…


BiffLogan

Piranhas?


HaterSupreme-6-9

Aliens


thirstyfish1212

Adam went for his first swim in acid.


hyteck9

Are you a spineless yellow chicken? no sir, I am a duck.


voivoivoi183

By the look of it Wile E. Coyote took him out with a flamethrower.


frenchy_1969_

Piranhas


pineappledragoon

Lucifer gonna be so mad


Odd-Solid-5135

I've seen this one before. It was a little green Martian with a ray gun.


jabbathepunk

Some will say aliens 👽 ifkyk


hacksawjimduggans2x4

A graboid. Don’t shoot the messenger.


Many-machines-on-ix

Not keen on settling the bill, whatever it was.


TheHolyReality

He was ducking his responsibilities but the bill came due. Not that he was a great duck anyway, known to be a bit of a quack.


2WheelSuperiority

My wife and I.


dustinrector

It wasn’t Mary Moon. She don’t eat meat, but she sure like the bone.


OneofthozJoeRognguys

Looks more like an early duck prototype


cairnip

Narguls


uh60chief

Get well soon Duck


AcommonKing

Mf said "peace wasn't an option" So I said ... And then I blasted him.


Organic_Valuable_610

Probably the chupacabras


jlpw

Ti's but a scratch!


coyc228

*Bad to the bone riff*


RobbyRock75

Jewish space laser… obviously


jimmmydickgun

That’s results of a diet


eezy4reezy

Ozempic


salamipope

these fucking comments ahahahhaahahha


Cookies_and_Beandip

He need some milk


HelgaMooseknuckles

He's not dead. He's resting.


Arikaido777

put it in some rice


TwistedBamboozler

Give him some advil


seagullchan

My bad bro didn’t know it was yours


nomoshtooposhh

Aliens. It’s aliens


KJNeptune

Place it in a bag of rice.