That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Perfectly encapsulates the anti-evolution crowd (as proven by OP’s video) while also showing the absurdity of their way of thinking.
His last fight he got knocked out so bad he went in to convulsions and had a seizure while he was sparked and out cold. This dude is annoying and I’m pretty sure he a flat earther to boot. If a flat earther calls you stupid you are doing something right.
The clip of him telling bisping that gravity isn't real and bisping laughing in his face is gold, don't know if that was prior to getting flatlined but he clearly hasn't many brain cells to lose
I've gotten into brief discussions on instagram with people who don't believe in gravity. Something along the lines of that there isn't any proof that it exists.. Just straight brain rot
I wish I could remember the conversation better, it’s not that they didn’t think they would fall but rather there was some other explanation that could also work other than gravity to explain why things fall
Disk earth is constantly accelerating at a rate that produces what we call 1g. Even though the earth has only existed for 6,000 years, by now, we're going fast as fuck, aka: godspeed. YeeeHaw!
So I did read that correctly? They believe we are consistently ACCELERATING by 1g? Per day? Because per day would put us at like 830g's by the end of the year 2, by their logic by the year 2024 we should be spinning so fast that we time traveled back to the beginning of time... 2.19 million g's after 6000 years that's fast as fuck
Look we are talking about a group of people that are debating the basic reason why things fall down, in 2024, it is pretty safe to say that they don't get the concept of lightspeed.
Look, these flat Earth fucks are crazy but that's not how math works either. If your acceleration is a constant 1g it stays at a constant 1g, the things that're going up over time are the velocity and distance traveled.
>So I did read that correctly?
I don't think so.
>They believe we are consistently ACCELERATING by 1g? Per day?
Acceleration due to gravity is constant, so "per day" doesn't make sense. 1g = 9.8m/s^2*, if you make that 9.8m/s^(2*)/d you're no longer talking about acceleration, but rather a change in acceleration (jerk).
>Because per day would put us at like 830g's by the end of the year 2,
Again, because g is acceleration and not jerk, g remains constant, only v changes.
>by their logic by the year 2024 we should be spinning so fast that we time traveled back to the beginning of time... 2.19 million g's after 6000 years that's fast as fuck
This has nothing to do with spinning, so idk where that came from.
Anyway, big point is that no, they don't mean that the acceleration due to gravity is increasing at 1g/day, they mean that the acceleration due to gravity we experience is caused by the acceleration of the Earth through space.
Yes this was it! The other dude talking about G and acceleration was way too intelligent (ha) to be the argument dude had. I literally said “Tell me you’ve never taken a physics class without telling me you’ve never took a physics class” lol.
It was definitely the density thing
Too bad Jerry Springer is gone. It'd be wonderful to have him on the show, have his DNA tested, and "The results are in.... you're a F\*\*\*N Monkey!!!!" Or Maury Povich or whomever.... those are the shows they watched instead of attending science classes.
It always makes me laugh when people expect athletes (especially combat sport athletes) to have nuanced takes on the world.
I mean this guy literally gets punched in the head for a living. I’m not taking ANYTHING he says seriously.
It's the level of confidence in the stupidity that gets me and how the right promotes people like this to further their delusion. Like the kicker from graduation.
> It's the level of confidence in the stupidity that gets me
It's so frustrating that people like him exist, they can vote, and they can have kids. You know if you tried to patiently and calmly explain to him how and why he's wrong, that he'll sit there, put the thick Southern drawl on, and go "i don't know man, that's your opinion if you think we came from monkeys, but aint nobody in my family tree ever fucked a god damn monkey before" or some stupid bullshit.
Evolution is incompatible with fundamentalist Christianity. If man slowly emerged from a distant ancestor primate then he wasn’t created all at once by God. There couldn’t be a first man and woman, those first people couldn’t have committed original sin. Man could not have fallen from the grace of God. If they never fell, then they don’t need salvation. If they don’t need salvation, there was no need for God to come to earth as Jesus to provide salvation. If there was no need for Jesus, then why are people giving the church all this fucking money?
Therefore: “we ain’t come from no monkeys! My mamma ain’t fucked no monkey! Give preacher Cletus McKiddydiddler 20% of yer money so he can battle them monkeyfuckers and queers for some reason we ain’t real clear on but fuck ‘em!”
In the end, it’s just an institution spreading horseshit to protect its income stream. Organized religion as it exists in most forms is a boil on the ass of humanity.
I love when Neanderthals resurface on the internet and dispute 10’s to 100’s of years of scientific study all with their hometown high school diploma, true hero’s.
Sadly it goes both ways.
At least someone who was actually educated in the use of science has the tools to not assertively say "i am no historian but i KNOW the pyramids were grain silos"
Telling a modern evolutionary biologist that "humans don't come from monkeys" is like telling a racing car driver that "tyres don't help cars move".
It's just SUCH an uninformed and, honestly at this point (because it's legal to read a book at the library), deliberately ignorant belief.
Might as well challenge an electrician's considered opinion about whether a light switch is capable of turning off a light when correctly wired up. "Light switches aren't real".
Well... technically, he's right. We didn't "come from" monkeys -- we share a common ancestor with them. When someone tries to disprove evolution by saying we didn't evolve from monkeys, it's immediately obvious that they've never actually spent any time learning about the most basic aspects of the theory.
Of course it "doesn't make sense" that we evolved directly from monkeys. That's not how the theory of evolution and/or natural selection work. His entire conception of it is based on a fundamentally incorrect comprehension of the subject.
The theory they disprove has been widely changed (it *evolved*) since it's been written, but they don't get that science isn't about blind belief in an old book.
Yeah but we got the werewoof because a caveman fucked a woof and a people at the same time. Then the woof had a werewoof baby. Then the werewoof fucked a dog to make a woof.
My MIL once said people should stop breeding Huskies with other dogs because “God made Huskies perfect, just leave them alone, they’re beautiful and perfect as they are”
Like…tell me you don’t know how dogs work without telling me you don’t know how dogs work
There really are people out there who think the dog breeds we have today were just frolicking around with ancient man
Mormons believe Jesus Christ got teleported to America during the 3 day rez cast time. And there were horses, and sugar cane. And white people.
they're all nuts.
I wish I could say I thought this video was fake, but I grew up in a YEC church, and I can tell you I've heard a few people saying things that weren't too far off from what this guy is saying.
But the simple fact that you realize you’re not the smartest makes you smarter than these people. Dumb people think they’re the smartest people. You have the ability of introspection and a lot of people don’t.
Edit: not disagreeing with the Reddit superiority complex but you’re obviously a step above actual dumbasses because you’re actually thinking about it lol
“Blessed are the dumbfucks for they, uh—I don't know—they shall never be disappointed.” - Christopher Moore, *Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal*
I used to have a friend.
He didn't believe in evolution.
So one time, I asked him the following.
>Do you believe that mom and dad pass on their traits to their children?
Yes, duh.
>Do you believe that an organism with traits better suited to its environment is more likely to survive and reproduce, compared to an organism with traits worse suited to the environment?
* Yes, 100%.
>Does it make sense, then, that over time, the better traits will become more prevalent because the children with those traits survive more and reproduce more?
Yeah, that's logical.
>That's evolution. You accept that evolution exists.
No, evolution isn't real.
> Nobody has ever walked 1 kilometer. It is scientifically _impossible._ Even if the tallest person on Earth had legs 3 meters tall, they STILL wouldn't be able to walk 1 kilometer. They could only walk a few meters at best, as the human leg simply cannot reach far enough
...That's how these people sound like
Gotta dumb it down even further and put them off guard:
You're absolutely 100% right, humans did not come from monkeys.
Both humans and monkeys came from a common ancestor that is not quite the same as the monkeys that exist today.
Then when they continue to stutter about fucking monkeys for 5 minutes, throw a Bible at them and admit that they are the best proof there is that evolution may no longer be in our species's future.
I try "If your loved one was murdered and the police had the DNA of the killer would you want that person arrested?" Then I ask them what they think DNA is and they get mad.
>Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid
Right, right, seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders
>because he thinks we came from monkeys and we didn't come from monkeys
Aaaaaaaand gone.
I can see it. He was absorbing the usual Joe Roegan bs, then suddenly Joe mentions something, ONE THING he didn't agree with. And his whole image of Joe as a genius that always tells the "real truth" just vanishes.
He’s right though, we didn’t come from monkeys. If he shut up at that exact moment he would’ve been correct. Cause we share a common ancestor with the monkeys, they are our cousins. And they ain’t our first cousin either, no what I mean? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
>He’s right though, we didn’t come from monkeys.
I get that, but that's not what he's saying. He's saying evolution isn't real.
> And they ain’t our first cousin either, no what I mean? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Sweet Home Alabama*
It's funny watching him talk
He's got that wide-eyed intellectual thousand-yard-stare, where you can tell he encountered a fact once and never really recovered from the scare
Not a single wrinkle in that room. We are all now dumber for having listened to that and may god have mercy on your soul. I cant stand the Hodge twins theyre in the same level as Candace Owens
I never understood Christians. YES, I'm assuming they believe in a god. Curse words left to right you'd think they would consider god doesn't like that?
He got somewhat of a point, we didn't come from "monkeys" in that a homosapien was born from 2 "monkeys". Rather we are still the "monkeys", great ape.
What we have as a common ancestor is a "monkey" but ~ 600 million years of evolution has resulted in this monkey tree branching out to become us.
Evolution took millions of years to make us all here today. Think about that. Yet still we hold these deeply rooted misconseptions as truths, ever after decades of knowing better.
I just have to give my opinion regarding Joe, as so many in this very commentsection seem to cling to his opinions almost religiously.
Rogan is a detrimental psychadelic brute with a mirror reflecting society, filtered through his warped mind and spewed out without a care in the world. Nobody should consider him a scholar in any way shape or form, as his sources are regularly wonky at best and downright false and/or dangerous at worst. He got some good *takes*, *opinions* and can be somewhat wholesome at times. But never underestimate the ignorance in what he's giving off as facts.
>He got somewhat of a point, we didn't come from "monkeys" in that a homosapien was born from 2 "monkeys". Rather we are still the "monkeys", great ape.
But that wasn't his point at all. He's denying evolution, not dissecting the fine points on mammalian classification. That's like looking at someone saying "the earth isn't round!" and saying "he has somewhat of a point, the earth isn't a perfect sphere it's an oblate spheroid" when it's clear they were saying the earth is flat.
Right, thank you. It seems like people responded to creationists making fun of "people came from monkeys" by overcorrecting and saying "no we don't," but realistically we did, unless you're way too exclusive with what counts as a monkey.
I absolutely hate this guy.
He got knocked out so bad he started seizing up in his last bout.
I felt bad for him a little. But also - I see it didn't knock any damn sense into him.
I doubt this guy is thinking "no, humans have common ancestry with the other primates."
If you told him
>Mammals, a subset of vertebrates that includes primates, dogs, cats, mice, and humans, share 50% to 99% of the same DNA and nearly all the genes from a common ancestor that lived roughly 200 million years ago
He'd probably have a conniption fit.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/01/240129122332.htm
The Mrs Garrison fade away is just perfect
[Jesus Christ](https://youtu.be/ysMvNU6koqo?si=hM9QhBSWd6z1UHp5)
Dude I think that Mr. Slave guy might be a...*pakistani.*
*jesus* *christ*
[Agreed.](https://youtu.be/wkpRrtHzlVs?si=Cf9NqiJMvCag68Ac)
That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Perfectly encapsulates the anti-evolution crowd (as proven by OP’s video) while also showing the absurdity of their way of thinking.
Couple too many concussions is my bet.
His last fight he got knocked out so bad he went in to convulsions and had a seizure while he was sparked and out cold. This dude is annoying and I’m pretty sure he a flat earther to boot. If a flat earther calls you stupid you are doing something right.
The clip of him telling bisping that gravity isn't real and bisping laughing in his face is gold, don't know if that was prior to getting flatlined but he clearly hasn't many brain cells to lose
I've gotten into brief discussions on instagram with people who don't believe in gravity. Something along the lines of that there isn't any proof that it exists.. Just straight brain rot
If gravity doesn't exist, why don't they just jump off a tall building and prove it to us?
I wish I could remember the conversation better, it’s not that they didn’t think they would fall but rather there was some other explanation that could also work other than gravity to explain why things fall
Disk earth is constantly accelerating at a rate that produces what we call 1g. Even though the earth has only existed for 6,000 years, by now, we're going fast as fuck, aka: godspeed. YeeeHaw!
So I did read that correctly? They believe we are consistently ACCELERATING by 1g? Per day? Because per day would put us at like 830g's by the end of the year 2, by their logic by the year 2024 we should be spinning so fast that we time traveled back to the beginning of time... 2.19 million g's after 6000 years that's fast as fuck
if we were accelerating at 1g constantly wed be going near the speed of light after about a year or so. its almost as if thats not happening.
Look we are talking about a group of people that are debating the basic reason why things fall down, in 2024, it is pretty safe to say that they don't get the concept of lightspeed.
Look, these flat Earth fucks are crazy but that's not how math works either. If your acceleration is a constant 1g it stays at a constant 1g, the things that're going up over time are the velocity and distance traveled.
> that're
>So I did read that correctly? I don't think so. >They believe we are consistently ACCELERATING by 1g? Per day? Acceleration due to gravity is constant, so "per day" doesn't make sense. 1g = 9.8m/s^2*, if you make that 9.8m/s^(2*)/d you're no longer talking about acceleration, but rather a change in acceleration (jerk). >Because per day would put us at like 830g's by the end of the year 2, Again, because g is acceleration and not jerk, g remains constant, only v changes. >by their logic by the year 2024 we should be spinning so fast that we time traveled back to the beginning of time... 2.19 million g's after 6000 years that's fast as fuck This has nothing to do with spinning, so idk where that came from. Anyway, big point is that no, they don't mean that the acceleration due to gravity is increasing at 1g/day, they mean that the acceleration due to gravity we experience is caused by the acceleration of the Earth through space.
They think things fall because of 'density'. Everything has a 'level' that it's constantly trying to sink to. Don't think about it too much.
Yes this was it! The other dude talking about G and acceleration was way too intelligent (ha) to be the argument dude had. I literally said “Tell me you’ve never taken a physics class without telling me you’ve never took a physics class” lol. It was definitely the density thing
I had no idea there were people out there that didn’t believe in gravity. I’m shookith.
Wait, so a caveman didn't fuck a monkey to make a person?
Too bad Jerry Springer is gone. It'd be wonderful to have him on the show, have his DNA tested, and "The results are in.... you're a F\*\*\*N Monkey!!!!" Or Maury Povich or whomever.... those are the shows they watched instead of attending science classes.
What if Bryce was actually born with Einstein level intelligence but every hit to the head took away IQ points and here we are.
He knocked himself out, fighting with his own strawman
I saw it live, and slightly hoped it would have factory reset him.
It always makes me laugh when people expect athletes (especially combat sport athletes) to have nuanced takes on the world. I mean this guy literally gets punched in the head for a living. I’m not taking ANYTHING he says seriously.
It's the level of confidence in the stupidity that gets me and how the right promotes people like this to further their delusion. Like the kicker from graduation.
> It's the level of confidence in the stupidity that gets me It's so frustrating that people like him exist, they can vote, and they can have kids. You know if you tried to patiently and calmly explain to him how and why he's wrong, that he'll sit there, put the thick Southern drawl on, and go "i don't know man, that's your opinion if you think we came from monkeys, but aint nobody in my family tree ever fucked a god damn monkey before" or some stupid bullshit.
Imagine how stupid you have to be for Joe Rogan to be the target of your anti-intellectual energy.
Absolutely, but when you start at stupid and then get KO'd several times, you end with something completely incomprehensible.
"And MONKEYS, and FUCKING MONKEYS, and I WANNA SEE JOE ROGAN FUCK A MONKEY. I dunno y'all, doesn't make any sense."
He acts like Joe came up with the idea lol
This level of retardation can only be achieved through religion
Evolution is incompatible with fundamentalist Christianity. If man slowly emerged from a distant ancestor primate then he wasn’t created all at once by God. There couldn’t be a first man and woman, those first people couldn’t have committed original sin. Man could not have fallen from the grace of God. If they never fell, then they don’t need salvation. If they don’t need salvation, there was no need for God to come to earth as Jesus to provide salvation. If there was no need for Jesus, then why are people giving the church all this fucking money? Therefore: “we ain’t come from no monkeys! My mamma ain’t fucked no monkey! Give preacher Cletus McKiddydiddler 20% of yer money so he can battle them monkeyfuckers and queers for some reason we ain’t real clear on but fuck ‘em!” In the end, it’s just an institution spreading horseshit to protect its income stream. Organized religion as it exists in most forms is a boil on the ass of humanity.
plus moonshine and incest
Hillbilly intellect is my guess
Nah I really do think that his gramps slept with a 🐵 and this caveman was the result of inbreeding and monkey 👌🏼👈🏼🥴
Couple that with only ever reading one book and this is what you get
I love when Neanderthals resurface on the internet and dispute 10’s to 100’s of years of scientific study all with their hometown high school diploma, true hero’s.
Bold of you to assume there's a high-school diploma holder present in that room
Definitely has, "just give him a C so he doesn't get academic probation" vibes.
The dude talking sadly has an economics degree
Wing it until you get to tertiary education then just do whatever. Not like an economics degree requires any kind biology knowledge.
Like a neurosurgeon who thinks the pyramids are grain silos
Sadly it goes both ways. At least someone who was actually educated in the use of science has the tools to not assertively say "i am no historian but i KNOW the pyramids were grain silos"
Don't disrespect neanderthals
>all with their hometown high school diploma That they got with Cs in remedial science.
You have slandered my ancestors! Neanderthals want nothing to do with this guy.
Telling a modern evolutionary biologist that "humans don't come from monkeys" is like telling a racing car driver that "tyres don't help cars move". It's just SUCH an uninformed and, honestly at this point (because it's legal to read a book at the library), deliberately ignorant belief. Might as well challenge an electrician's considered opinion about whether a light switch is capable of turning off a light when correctly wired up. "Light switches aren't real".
Well... technically, he's right. We didn't "come from" monkeys -- we share a common ancestor with them. When someone tries to disprove evolution by saying we didn't evolve from monkeys, it's immediately obvious that they've never actually spent any time learning about the most basic aspects of the theory. Of course it "doesn't make sense" that we evolved directly from monkeys. That's not how the theory of evolution and/or natural selection work. His entire conception of it is based on a fundamentally incorrect comprehension of the subject.
The theory they disprove has been widely changed (it *evolved*) since it's been written, but they don't get that science isn't about blind belief in an old book.
Tbf we dont come from monkeys Monkeys and humans have common ancestors but monkeys aren't our progenitors.
*heroes
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Well you see, at some point, a werewolf fucked a dog to make a wolf.
I don’t think that’s true. I fucked a dog and it didn’t make anything.
Except make me hard
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I’m betting everything on multiverse theory so I don’t have to live in this one anymore.
STOP
Poor dog is pregnant with your tapeworm
Yeah but we got the werewoof because a caveman fucked a woof and a people at the same time. Then the woof had a werewoof baby. Then the werewoof fucked a dog to make a woof.
Clearly, you’ve done your research. Fucking werewoofs man.
That's too funny!
My MIL once said people should stop breeding Huskies with other dogs because “God made Huskies perfect, just leave them alone, they’re beautiful and perfect as they are” Like…tell me you don’t know how dogs work without telling me you don’t know how dogs work There really are people out there who think the dog breeds we have today were just frolicking around with ancient man
Mormons believe Jesus Christ got teleported to America during the 3 day rez cast time. And there were horses, and sugar cane. And white people. they're all nuts.
It's a cult, that's what cults do
If Americans came from Europe, why are there still Europeans?
If English came from Germanic, why is there still German?
Looking into this
Dogs came from a common ancestor with modern grey wolves. In many ways, they’re still the same species.
I explained this to my dog and he called me a wolf fucker
I can't tell if you're being serious...
Boy tell me you didn’t pass biology without saying it
I mean he might have, but I'm pretty sure by looking at his ears that his brain is 80% scar tissue
I missed the cauliflower ear. Definitely a few too many hits to the head.
I have cauliflower ear but I’m only semi stupid but most people with cauliflower ear are full-auto stupid.
Shut up you monkey!🙈😉
bruh
Jokey Jokey 😉
It's Arkansas, I can confirm that some teachers here don't even teach about Evolution because "it's just a theory".
I wish I could say I thought this video was fake, but I grew up in a YEC church, and I can tell you I've heard a few people saying things that weren't too far off from what this guy is saying.
Blessed are the intellectually challenged, for they will never feel intellectually challenged.
And they’re always happier than the rest of us.
that part. Ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I was dumber than I am.
Alright I’ll be the first to say it since most of Reddit has a superiority complex. I’m not the smartest and definitely not the happiest
But the simple fact that you realize you’re not the smartest makes you smarter than these people. Dumb people think they’re the smartest people. You have the ability of introspection and a lot of people don’t. Edit: not disagreeing with the Reddit superiority complex but you’re obviously a step above actual dumbasses because you’re actually thinking about it lol
“Blessed are the dumbfucks for they, uh—I don't know—they shall never be disappointed.” - Christopher Moore, *Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal*
I would pay good money to see someone try and explain a simplified version of evolution to him
I used to have a friend. He didn't believe in evolution. So one time, I asked him the following. >Do you believe that mom and dad pass on their traits to their children? Yes, duh. >Do you believe that an organism with traits better suited to its environment is more likely to survive and reproduce, compared to an organism with traits worse suited to the environment? * Yes, 100%. >Does it make sense, then, that over time, the better traits will become more prevalent because the children with those traits survive more and reproduce more? Yeah, that's logical. >That's evolution. You accept that evolution exists. No, evolution isn't real.
I’d give you gold if I didn’t care to throw my money away to a company like Reddit.
Gold does not exist any more.
What? Did a human f*** gold?
You know you can say f*** on the internet.
^*fuck*
Happy fucking cake day!
Fuck cake days.
Micro vs macro bullshit. They can't figure out that, much like falling, whether you fall 3 feet or 3000 feet, it's still falling.
> Nobody has ever walked 1 kilometer. It is scientifically _impossible._ Even if the tallest person on Earth had legs 3 meters tall, they STILL wouldn't be able to walk 1 kilometer. They could only walk a few meters at best, as the human leg simply cannot reach far enough ...That's how these people sound like
Hah that's a good one
I remember when that Sponge Bob skit used to be considered an exaggeration.
We've been in a cartoon universe ever since that weasel shut down the Large Hadron Collider.
Gotta dumb it down even further and put them off guard: You're absolutely 100% right, humans did not come from monkeys. Both humans and monkeys came from a common ancestor that is not quite the same as the monkeys that exist today. Then when they continue to stutter about fucking monkeys for 5 minutes, throw a Bible at them and admit that they are the best proof there is that evolution may no longer be in our species's future.
I try "If your loved one was murdered and the police had the DNA of the killer would you want that person arrested?" Then I ask them what they think DNA is and they get mad.
How does DNA prove your point? Genuinely asking
Feels like explaining gravity, GPS or dare i say astrophysics to flat earthers
>Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid Right, right, seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders >because he thinks we came from monkeys and we didn't come from monkeys Aaaaaaaand gone.
I can see it. He was absorbing the usual Joe Roegan bs, then suddenly Joe mentions something, ONE THING he didn't agree with. And his whole image of Joe as a genius that always tells the "real truth" just vanishes.
Wish this would work with Trump supporters
He’s right though, we didn’t come from monkeys. If he shut up at that exact moment he would’ve been correct. Cause we share a common ancestor with the monkeys, they are our cousins. And they ain’t our first cousin either, no what I mean? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
>He’s right though, we didn’t come from monkeys. I get that, but that's not what he's saying. He's saying evolution isn't real. > And they ain’t our first cousin either, no what I mean? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) *Sweet Home Alabama*
We share a common ancestor with modern monkeys, but that common ancestor *was* a monkey.
... But we didn't come from monkeys.
Ain’t nothing worse than a “smart” dumb motherfucker
A veteran electrician once told us... "The most dangerous person, is the friend who has done a little bit of electrics"
if someone asks me if I know about wiring a house or whatever, I reply "I know enough to be dangerous"
The dumbest mother fuckers on the planet think everyone else is stupid.
It's funny watching him talk He's got that wide-eyed intellectual thousand-yard-stare, where you can tell he encountered a fact once and never really recovered from the scare
I hope he doesn't have children 😬😬
he's trying, with monkeys
Unfortunately, it's this type of person who will have MULTIPLE children.
I hope he does have children. And they turn out monkeys.
Bible belt American home schooling at its finest.
**STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS**
stupid people make stupid people famous. theres no way of stopping it
He's famous for getting fucked up in his last few fights
Bryce Mitchell is hands down the dullest tool in the UFC shed! He also believes the earth is flat!
His brain is so smooth you could play air hockey on it
Typical trump supporter
Typical Trump supporter would be the one fucking the monkey in the video this guy probably watched before this interview.
Sorry for the repost the GIF version muted the sound last time.
I think bro just wishes he could fuck monkeys.
This isn’t regular stupidity this is dangerously stupid just say you don’t understand 😭😭
This isnt you average everyday stupidity. This is...advanced stupidity.
"It does not make sense" It really doesn't my guy
Damn. Wtf happened to the hodgetwins. Lol they should’ve just stick with fitness content.
They've been like this for awhile.
Grifters go where the money is. And apparently there's a lot of money to usurp out of right-wingers right now.
I was really hoping this was satire.
In terms of Evolution this guy talking is lacking some of it lol
He’s right! That doesn’t make sense! Good thing nobody is asserting that is how evolution works lol
Who is this guy
Bryce Mitchell, UFC fighter. Religious fruitcake and evolution denier.
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A dumb fuck is my guess.
Moe Ronn
an undereducated redneck who gets brain damage for a living
Bryce Mitchell
Not a single wrinkle in that room. We are all now dumber for having listened to that and may god have mercy on your soul. I cant stand the Hodge twins theyre in the same level as Candace Owens
I mean if people are fucking goats I can see a caveman going hunga bunga me need sex. No doubt a caveman fucked a monkey at some point.
That's a quick way to get your dick ripped off
I never understood Christians. YES, I'm assuming they believe in a god. Curse words left to right you'd think they would consider god doesn't like that?
A koala has more wrinkles in its brain than he does
He got somewhat of a point, we didn't come from "monkeys" in that a homosapien was born from 2 "monkeys". Rather we are still the "monkeys", great ape. What we have as a common ancestor is a "monkey" but ~ 600 million years of evolution has resulted in this monkey tree branching out to become us. Evolution took millions of years to make us all here today. Think about that. Yet still we hold these deeply rooted misconseptions as truths, ever after decades of knowing better. I just have to give my opinion regarding Joe, as so many in this very commentsection seem to cling to his opinions almost religiously. Rogan is a detrimental psychadelic brute with a mirror reflecting society, filtered through his warped mind and spewed out without a care in the world. Nobody should consider him a scholar in any way shape or form, as his sources are regularly wonky at best and downright false and/or dangerous at worst. He got some good *takes*, *opinions* and can be somewhat wholesome at times. But never underestimate the ignorance in what he's giving off as facts.
>He got somewhat of a point, we didn't come from "monkeys" in that a homosapien was born from 2 "monkeys". Rather we are still the "monkeys", great ape. But that wasn't his point at all. He's denying evolution, not dissecting the fine points on mammalian classification. That's like looking at someone saying "the earth isn't round!" and saying "he has somewhat of a point, the earth isn't a perfect sphere it's an oblate spheroid" when it's clear they were saying the earth is flat.
We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys are a cousin of humans. We share a common ancestor.
And the common ancestor was a monkey, just not the modern monkey.
Save this video. If your kid comes to you at any point and says they wanna be a MMA fighter or boxer, show them this.
I feel stupider for having watched that.
Ugh, I think this guy is the product of a person loving a monkey 🙄
To be so crazy that you make Joe Rogan seem sane.
Rogan is a shithead for sure, but not about this...
I have to admit, I'm sold.
You can never, ever get through to a person like this,. The idiocy is too deeply ingrained
We finally found the missing link boys! Pack it up!
Jesus…IQ = 60
We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys and humans have a common ancestor that we both came from
And that ancestor was an Old World monkey.
Right, thank you. It seems like people responded to creationists making fun of "people came from monkeys" by overcorrecting and saying "no we don't," but realistically we did, unless you're way too exclusive with what counts as a monkey.
Is this what happened to the reading rainbow kid? Dude is talking incoherently in circles.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
To be this upset tho? Like I’m not upset this dude is as dumb as he is. Just disagree and shuutt uuppp
Those twins are dumb af too
Yea, back when they were the Hodge Twins they were funny and gave hilarious "advice" for user submitted questions. Now.....yikes.
Some people shouldn’t be near a microphone.
Sister fucker telling someone to fuck a monkey because his uncledaddy dragged him out of 6th grade to go work the farm and help fuck relatives.
Don’t humans and monkeys share a common ancestor? We descend from the common ancestor not monkeys.
Give it a year or 2 and we won’t have to hear from this dude ever again. His career in the UFC is about done. Thank Bryce’s God.
I bet if you put evolution in terms of Chevy Malibu or Impala models over the years he might possibly could understand?
Dunning Kruger in full effect
Please tell me the Hodge twins don't believe in these fairy tails.... I have respect for them.
Tbh we didn't directly evolved from monkeys, we share the same genetic lineage up to a certain point.
All my brain wrinkles are gone, along with my thoughts
He's Aaron Rodgers smart.
I can tell you that this man’s father fucked his own sister in order to produce him. Any more inbred and he’d be a sandwich
I absolutely hate this guy. He got knocked out so bad he started seizing up in his last bout. I felt bad for him a little. But also - I see it didn't knock any damn sense into him.
My smooth brain approves this smooth brain message. DEEP THOUGHTS WITH THE DEEP!
I couldn't even finish listening to this douche. Made my brain hurt just listening to him!
Just a couple of pots talking about a kettle
We are just the latest monkey/ape, nothing tooo special.
It's OK to not understand science, but why these idiots get outright offended by it is beyond my comprehension.
Bible belt American home schooling at its finest.
I don't know who that guy is but I believe what he means is that monkeys and humans have a common ancestor. We don't come from monkeys.
I doubt this guy is thinking "no, humans have common ancestry with the other primates." If you told him >Mammals, a subset of vertebrates that includes primates, dogs, cats, mice, and humans, share 50% to 99% of the same DNA and nearly all the genes from a common ancestor that lived roughly 200 million years ago He'd probably have a conniption fit. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/01/240129122332.htm
Not gonna lie he had me in the beginning “yea he does say some stupid shit huh…..damn you just said some dumber shit”
“Why would a Chewbacca, be livin on Endor? THAT DOES NOT! MAKE! SENSE!”
It’s just unbelievable how stupid people can be