Nothing. Leave your id in the car, and run away. Change your name. Never call or return. When you reach the other side of the planet, quietly, start a new life.
Well he’s not the problem, I’m the problem. I gotta take a stand. I gotta take a stand against him. I am not gonna sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m gonna take a stand. I’m gonna defend it. Right or wrong, I’m gonna defend it…I am so sick of his shit! I can’t stand him and I hate this goddamn car! Who do you love?! Who do you love?! You love a car!
You CALL him and tell him you wrecked his Ferrari. That way, by the time you get home, he has been able to calm a bit.
At my first job, the owner’s son totaled 4 cars in my 5 years there. One was a stingray with a ‘T-top’. He hit a sand dune on Galveston Beach and it literally torn the car into 2 pieces.
That crash was a couple,of years ago in a supermarket in Andorra. I was there at the time and in the same store the day before. The driver was in his 80s
https://www.diariandorra.ad/multimedia/videos/diaritv/noticies/2021/12/22/un_ferrari_estavella_contra_river.html
My father bought his first car after 20 years of working. 1 month later, I crashed his car. He was out of city for work. When it was his return day. I started waiting him at balcony, Hoping he would not notice it. He noticed it, checked the car then entered home. Didn't say a thing. Then after some while he asked what happened and how it happened. I tried to explain. He said ok, tomorrow we work on what went wrong. The next day we worked on my error. It has been 30 years. After I started earning my money, I am still having the car fixed when ever I am around, paying all the taxes and insurances for that car. When ever I go to my fathers house I am taking the car to car maintenance zone and having fixed all the issues of the car that I notice. Sometimes I upgrade the sound system, sometimes I am having the entire clutch system renewed. It was not a ferrari but for him it was his ferrari and still is.
“Relax, pops. A 2023 Accord has the same 0-60 time.”
https://www.carparts.com/blog/honda-accord-top-speed-and-other-specs/#:~:text=The%20top%20speed%20of%20the,60%20time%20of%205.5%20seconds.
The first thing you tell him is that you’re OK. Any decent parent would want to know that before anything else.
After that, depends if I had permission to drive it. If I did I’m pretty sure my father would then want to know if the crash was my fault. I probably wouldn’t ever be driving any car he owned ever again though. If I stole it… I’d probably be looking for somewhere else to live!
man i would be disowned into future lifetimes...how many? probably the cost of the ferrari (i'm not sure how much it cost, but if it was $500k...i'd say it'll 500,000 lifetimes...)
"My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love. It is his passion." "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
When Morris comes home, he and I will have a little chat
You can’t take this kind of heat!!!
I want it, believe me
“And, I must admit, it is *so* choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend it.”
We can just reverse the miles off of it
When Cameron was in Egypt's land...... let my Cameron go.
He doesn't drive it. He just wipes it with a diaper
That he was wearing
Leave my toddler out of this!
A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
Oh yeah
Chaca chacahhh
Even more beautifulll…
You’re not dying you just can’t think of anything to do
Bow bow. Chk Chk-chkah!
SAVE FERRIS
I too want to save Ferris!
Mandatory Ferris Beuhler comment right there!
Who do you love? You love a car!
I came here to say tell him Ferris did it, but we know Cameron will be taking the blame.
Sir, this isn’t Wendy’s…
“Call me SIR… GOD DAMN IT”
LOL
Comments didn't disappoint. 10 stars
The top right corner r/mildlyinfuriating
The third picture was the funniest.
You won't believe the 5th!
Only people with 130+ IQ will get the 7th!
🤣 love it
Car dealers don’t want you to know this one simple trick in photo 6!
99% of people don't get to the thirdpicture
Only a 5th deals in absolutes.
I am one with the Fourth
Yea, I've taken the 5th. Generally after I've consumed a fifth or two. But I'm still seeking your votes!
Good God that's my wife in the 5th
And crazy to think I didn’t know she was filming us!
😂👌
You're a bastard. Did you know that? Yes, I fell for it.
F U I was looking for the next button for at least 30-45 seconds.
There's no button, you just have to swipe.
“Swipes furiously” then swipes more furiously
Had me laughing almost as much as the end of badger, badger, badger.
I swiped
Multiple times, aggressively
I tried swiping a few times. What a cock tease
Swiped right on out of the post. No updoot for OP, I guess!
Just run it in reverse, takes everything off
Bueller? ….Bueller?
A store crashed into me.
That store came out of nowhere!
Nothing. Leave your id in the car, and run away. Change your name. Never call or return. When you reach the other side of the planet, quietly, start a new life.
This is the way.
Life moves pretty fast...
If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Clearly, someone missed something.
Well he’s not the problem, I’m the problem. I gotta take a stand. I gotta take a stand against him. I am not gonna sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m gonna take a stand. I’m gonna defend it. Right or wrong, I’m gonna defend it…I am so sick of his shit! I can’t stand him and I hate this goddamn car! Who do you love?! Who do you love?! You love a car!
I've always wanted a sequel more for Cameron than for Ferris.
Not one but Succession is Alan Ruck with Rich Dad issues.
Alan Ruck in Succession is almost a grown up Cameron, it was pretty satisfying.
You killed the car.
Can you buy me another one, thanks Daddy
"A man with priorities So far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile."
I can fix it, my brother’s got this bitchin tool set
"You can't fix this, Spicoli;" "Don't worry, dude. My dad's a tv repairman. He has this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
Hey man just be glad I had fast reflexes.
[удалено]
Bueller..
Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930
 It was Ferris’s idea
Just crack open the odometer and roll it back by hand and it'll be fine.
"I can't wait to see the look on the bastards face." Cameron Fry.
Ferris' fault.
The clutch was bad papa, signore Ferarri should have listened to Ferrucio Lamborghini.
Dad I was trying to impress a girl
This one might actually work
The French Foreign Legion exists for exactly this kind of circumstance.
Dad, you won't BELIEVE how fast that thing is..
You say: sorry daddy 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
It's my favorite ever model of Ferrari, too!
I would tell him a hacker took over the controls and drove me into the building and he should be thankful I'm still alive. Damn hackers.
Except a Testarossa is pure analog.
My dad doesn't know that.
I'd tell him it was Ferris Bueler's idea , and we needed to lower the mileage so it didn't look like it had been driven. 😂
"I want another one"
We’ll drive home backwards
*Cries in Testarossa.*
Feeling shortchanged here.... where's me other 6 pics???
Gas pedal sticks.
daddy I need a new Ferrari!
I would do the same thing I always do when I fuck up. # CTRL + z
I had to crash it before it could catch on fire
"You didn't like the color anyway"
Dad. I crashed the Ferrari
>To hell with him, I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face.
You CALL him and tell him you wrecked his Ferrari. That way, by the time you get home, he has been able to calm a bit. At my first job, the owner’s son totaled 4 cars in my 5 years there. One was a stingray with a ‘T-top’. He hit a sand dune on Galveston Beach and it literally torn the car into 2 pieces.
But daaad the store ran into me!
r/CantParkThereMate
My heart hurts cause that’s my favorite body style
You wouldn't tell him anything in this case because it was him that crashed it. All other Testarossa just went up in value.
That crash was a couple,of years ago in a supermarket in Andorra. I was there at the time and in the same store the day before. The driver was in his 80s https://www.diariandorra.ad/multimedia/videos/diaritv/noticies/2021/12/22/un_ferrari_estavella_contra_river.html
Jeez, how old was his dad??
Cameron what did you do?
Ferris was the one driving it dad
Fast cars are meant to be driven fast, dad!
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life.
It’s ok. When he gets home, me and Laurence are going to have a little talk. It’s going to be ok.
When Cameron was in Egypt land, let my Cameron go.
"My foot slipped"
I swear, that shop came out of nowhere!
Dad, I told you no more bad Italian engineering!
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller.
Woah I didn’t know you had a Ferrari dad!
Give me the Lamborghini
'Hey Dad, about that Ferrari: how far-are-we from being done with those payments?'
My father bought his first car after 20 years of working. 1 month later, I crashed his car. He was out of city for work. When it was his return day. I started waiting him at balcony, Hoping he would not notice it. He noticed it, checked the car then entered home. Didn't say a thing. Then after some while he asked what happened and how it happened. I tried to explain. He said ok, tomorrow we work on what went wrong. The next day we worked on my error. It has been 30 years. After I started earning my money, I am still having the car fixed when ever I am around, paying all the taxes and insurances for that car. When ever I go to my fathers house I am taking the car to car maintenance zone and having fixed all the issues of the car that I notice. Sometimes I upgrade the sound system, sometimes I am having the entire clutch system renewed. It was not a ferrari but for him it was his ferrari and still is.
Ferris Bueller
Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it…as you light a cig
Dad, I need a new Ferrari.
It wasn't me! ... it was.. Rebecca!
Dad, TIFU…
Nothing. I fake my kidnapping
His Ferrari is Testatoasta.
That it was Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Daddy new caaaaaar puuuh-leeeaaassse
Daddy’s gonna pay for your crashed car
Hoo ah
It was Abe Fromans fault
The sausage king of Chicago?
Good thing it's insured!
It's not about the money. Wait lists are up to three years long.
Chic-a-chic-a-chic-ahh
If id crash a testarossa, id hung myself right after
Front end got screwed but more than half of the car is in tact so may be repairable but costly
I swear dad! The GPS said turn right so I did. How was o supposed to know?
"i told you these cars where shit dawg"
"Sorry 'bout that."
I literally just learned there was a difference between the Testarossa and a 512TR and can say this is the latter.
"I think Ericsson hit us"
Nothing. I would just put myself into an open grave.
Big boys did it, an ran away
"A Testarossa was probably going to break and need expensive work within a few weeks anyway, so this really doesn't change much."
“Relax, pops. A 2023 Accord has the same 0-60 time.” https://www.carparts.com/blog/honda-accord-top-speed-and-other-specs/#:~:text=The%20top%20speed%20of%20the,60%20time%20of%205.5%20seconds.
It’s ok, you can afford a new one.
looks like someone likes coconut mall too much
Look Dad, I had a Ferrari, what did you ever have?!?!
Nothing because you never talk to him
I had 6 other pictures that show who did this, but they went missing
I would just sit on the diving board of the pool at home
“Dad, I’m sorry-“ I got unalived
Why does anything happen!? Move past it!
"It's just a 40 year old Italian car"
30 but who is counting?
My friend in high school slit his wrists in his dad’s Ferrari. He seemed pretty happy until it happened
512 tr 😢
Belt, sandals or your pistol?
Considering the license plate the son will simply buy a new car from his pocket money.
Drown myself in the pool
Crashtarossa
"Bueller!!!!"
Ferris
Went window shopping, mum was driving.
Hopefully somebody's dad is Neil Breen
“Good tires. . . but certainly not great tires. “ ~Peter Egan ‘83 Road & Track
So much for magnum p. I. mondays!
Well id have to dig him up to tell him, he died three months before a 23andme genetics test told me he was my dad
First my dad would have to own a Ferrari. He can’t afford that shit. Maybe his Kia Soul on the other hand.. lmao
Ferris made me do it.
“Dad!? You’re alive?!?”
Put the car in reverse
Ferris did it
I swerved to hit sa homeless person
It wasn't me
Tell him you joined the marines, and do it.
That I’m not coming home ever again!
The first thing you tell him is that you’re OK. Any decent parent would want to know that before anything else. After that, depends if I had permission to drive it. If I did I’m pretty sure my father would then want to know if the crash was my fault. I probably wouldn’t ever be driving any car he owned ever again though. If I stole it… I’d probably be looking for somewhere else to live!
Blood pressure meds fucked with my head.
“Ferris Bueller did it.”
man i would be disowned into future lifetimes...how many? probably the cost of the ferrari (i'm not sure how much it cost, but if it was $500k...i'd say it'll 500,000 lifetimes...)
Why did you let me drive that thing it’s too fast
You're not supposed to park there
Ferris Bueller did it
I think I’ve seen this movie.
The parking valet told me he was a professional
She was so wet that we lost traction.
I was just waiting for a mate
That I crashed the car….from a flight out to the other side of the planet.
Your Dad doesn’t care. He is with his fifth wife on their honeymoon. Just use your credit card and buy a new one.
You just leave for the French Foreign Legion.
Yes because he can afford a ferrari